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Qwerpline

2015-10-29T00:07:19Z

Awnman:

'''Qwerpline''' is a [[LRRcasts|podcast]] from LoadingReadyRun starring [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]] with guests. The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.

==Setting==
[[File:Nsburg1.png|thumb|center|alt=Nsburg town logo of a goat|Nsburg town logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]

[[nsburg]] is a community in rural North America of the sort where the pool hall is referred to as "Town Hall". The city's primary industry (or one of them) is turnips, and raccoon pelts have at times been accepted as currency. Two of its prominent neighborhoods are West Sump Acres, where the public library is located, and East Sump Acres, home to the sewage stream. It is located within Therpston county near the community of Jewelsburg.

[[nsburg]] is located on the Shaughnessy River, and for a brief time was also on the Shaughnessy River II, created after beavers dammed the main river. The Shaughnessy Highway runs alongside the river (and the Shaughnessy River II ran through the Shaughnessy Highway). Rather interestingly nsburg has been landlocked since the 1870s.

Highway 3 was home to [[nsburg]]'s most famous and historically significant tourist attraction, the Berbeshire pot holes. Previously located on Highway 3 between Berbeshire Drive and Cresent Cresent the holes are dedicated by the mayor with celebrities who visit being given the key of the pot hole. The holes briefly disappeared causing much concern but soon reappeared on The Shaughnessy Highway after the Shaughnessy River II receded. During their disapearence there was some reports of suspicious holes on the Talcum Puff's field hockey field. Also at some point in the past the sidewalks of Highway 3 were blown up.

===Events===
[[File:HarvestFestival1.png|thumb|none|alt=Harvest Festival logo of a goat|Harvest Festival logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
*[[nsburg]] Harvest Festival - An October tradition with all sorts of local character.
Activities at the Harvest Festival include a Large vegetable competition and Pet show which includes such competitions as Freestyle Fluff and Synchronized Comb-Off. Many local businesses set up stalls to ply their wares. Parking can be problematic as there is a 2 hour limit. Presiding over the activities is the traditional Turnip Queen... who is the same nearly every year because it's a hereditary monarchy.

===Slogans of Nsburg===
*Home of the Tigers!
This slogan was adopted in 1965 when the tigers were unveiled at the nsburg Municipal Zoo. The tigers were returned to their owner in 1997 but the slogan is still used.
*Turnip Capital of Therpston County.
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true
*A Capital City!
The definition of capital used in the slogan is its meaning of "excellent or first rate." This is because the capital of Therpston County is Jewelsburg not nsburg

===Mayor's Announcements===
*The last of the raccoons have finally been pulled out of the communal pool. ''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery]]''

==Segments==

*News

Local news around nsburg.

*It's the Arts!

With Edith Slump.

*Traffic Qwopter

Richter Hammockslam gives the scoop on traffic.

*Weather

Sadie Casperson - QWRP Meterorologist

*Sports

With Chet Buntsman

*Let's Go to the Phones!

I thought we disconnected that phone.

==Characters==

===QWRP Staff===

*Graham ("Big G-Money") - Host of Qwerpline.

*Alex ("A-Train") - Co-host of Qwerpline.

*Derek the Intern - 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.

*Edith Slump - QWRP's soft-spoken arts correspondent.

*Muriel, the Old Wife - Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.

*Richter Hammockslam - QWRP's traffic correspondent.

*Sadie Casperson - QWRP's meteorologist.

*Chet Buntsman - QWRP's Sports analyst and former coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Jeff - QWRP's accountant.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:G-Money1.png|Graham ("Big G-Money") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Graham ("Big G-Money")
File:Alex1.png|Alex ("A-Train") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Alex ("A-Train")
File:Derek1.png|Derek by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Derek
File:EdithSlump1.png|Edith Slump by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Edith Slump
File:Richter_Hammockslam1.png|Richter Hammockslam by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Richter Hammockslam
File:Chet_Buntsman1.png |Chet Buntsman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Chet Buntsman
</gallery>

===nsburgians===

*Lorna Schlitzwhistle is a local expert on pseudoscience and the supernatural who keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres. She runs an Etsy store which sells dreamcatchers.

*Jam Crone(place holder name) is a local purveyor of fine "jam" using recipes from the old country... most of which include ash.

*Ball Hinkley is a local Business Owner selling organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

*Raphael Crinklestouf is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

*Officer Steve nsburg PD is investigating the disappearance and reappearance of the pot holes on from Highway 3 to the Shaughnessy.

*Dr. McFeels coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Dale Chuzzle (the Chuzzler) racer at the Dakar rally.

*Ralph of the nsburg Geological Society which is a fraternal institution.

*Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops. Entered a large Radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:Lorna1.png|alt=Lorna Schlitzwhistle|Lorna Schlitzwhistle by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JamCrone1.png|alt=Jam Crone|Jam Crone by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BallHinkley1.png|alt=Ball Hinkley|Ball Hinkley by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|alt=Raphael Crinklestouf|Raphael Crinklestouf by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:OfficerSteve1.png|alt=Officer Steve nsburg PD|Officer Steve nsburg PD by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

===Advertisers===

*Pass N Gas
*The Nsburg Geological Society
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
*Raymond's Talc Barn
*Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
*The Jewelsburg Diamonds girl's field hockey
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad
*Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet
*The Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
*Huffer RX
*Birk Scouts
*The "secret" Pipesman

<gallery widths="190px" heights="300px">
File:PassNGas1.png|alt=Pass N Gas|Pass N Gas by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:NGS1.png|alt=Nsburg Geological Society|Nsburg Geological Society by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:ChamonixHarmony1.png|alt=Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony|Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JackPlanks1.png|alt=Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork|Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcBarn1.png|alt=Raymond's Talc Barn|Raymond's Talc Barn by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:MossFloss1.png|alt=Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss|Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Jewelsburg1.png|alt=The Jewelsburg Diamonds|The Jewelsburg Diamonds by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad1.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad2.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TechnicallyMeat1.png|alt=Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet|Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcumPuffs1.png|alt=The Talcum Puffs|The Talcum Puffs by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Paternoster1.png|alt=Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster|Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:DeidersBeaters1.png|alt=Deider's Beaters Used Cars|Deider's Beaters Used Cars by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:HufferRX1.png|alt=Huffer RX|Huffer RX by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BirkScouts1.png|alt=Birk Scouts|Birk Scouts by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Pipesman1.png|alt=The Pipesman|The Pipesman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

==List of Qwerpline episodes==
{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="float: left; width: 75%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="text-align: center; width: 10%;" |Episode No.
! scope="col" |Title
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Release Date
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Link
|-
| id="01" |01
|''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery|Pot Hole Mystery]]''
|30 August 2015
|[https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfumer Ball Hinkley.
|-
|-
| id="02" |02
|''[[Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams|Damnable Dams]]''
|13 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek reports on the grand opening of a restaurant, plus coverage of girls' field hockey, and concerned citizen Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in.
|-
|-
| id="03" |03
|''[[Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks|Break the Banks]]''
|29 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Full coverage of the newly-created Shaughnessy River II blocking traffic in and out of nsburg, leading to gas rationing.
|-
|-
| id="04" |04
|''[[Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival|Harvest Festival]]''
|12 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/_g4BuQyDglg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Qwerpline reports live from the nsburg Harvest Festival via the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van. Derek talks to some of the vendors.
|-
| id="05" |05
|''[[Qwerpline Ep05 - The Several Rs|The Several Rs]]''
|28 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/daXWMI6-tMo Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Things are calming down to relative normalcy after the harvest festival. Derek is on location at the recycling plants, and another citizen with complaints finds the phone number.
|-
|}

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[[Category:LRRcasts]][[Category:Mystery Box]][[Category:{{PAGENAME}}]]

Qwerpline

2015-10-23T03:57:40Z

Awnman:

'''Qwerpline''' is a [[LRRcasts|podcast]] from LoadingReadyRun starring [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]] with guests. The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.

==Setting==
[[File:Nsburg1.png|thumb|center|alt=Nsburg town logo of a goat|Nsburg town logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]

[[nsburg]] is a community in rural North America of the sort where the pool hall is referred to as "Town Hall". The city's primary industry (or one of them) is turnips, and raccoon pelts have at times been accepted as currency. Two of its prominent neighborhoods are West Sump Acres, where the public library is located, and East Sump Acres, home to the sewage stream. It is located within Therpston county near the community of Jewelsburg.

[[nsburg]] is located on the Shaughnessy River, and for a brief time was also on the Shaughnessy River II, created after beavers dammed the main river. The Shaughnessy Highway 3 runs alongside the river (and the Shaughnessy River II ran through the Shaughnessy Highway 3). Rather interestingly nsburg has been landlocked since the 1870s.

Shaughnessy Highway 3 is home to [[nsburg]]'s most famous and historically significant tourist attraction, the Berbishire pot holes. Located between Berbishire Drive and Cresent Cresent the holes are dedicated by the mayor with celebrities who visit being given the key of the pot hole. The holes briefly disappeared causing much concern but soon returned after the Shaughnessy River II receded. They are still called the Berbishire holes despite the Shaughnessy Highway not actually being in Berbeshire. At some point in the past the sidewalks of Highway 3 were blown up.

===Events===
[[File:HarvestFestival1.png|thumb|none|alt=Harvest Festival logo of a goat|Harvest Festival logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
*[[nsburg]] Harvest Festival - An October tradition with all sorts of local character.
Activities at the Harvest Festival include a Large vegetable competition and Pet show which includes such competitions as Freestyle Fluff and Synchronized Comb-Off. Many local businesses set up stalls to ply their wares. Parking can be problematic as there is a 2 hour limit. Presiding over the activities is the traditional Turnip Queen... who is the same nearly every year because it's a hereditary monarchy.

===Slogans of Nsburg===
*Home of the Tigers!
This slogan was adopted in 1965 when the tigers were unveiled at the nsburg Municipal Zoo. The tigers were returned to their owner in 1997 but the slogan is still used.
*Turnip Capital of Therpston County.
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true

===Mayor's Announcements===
*The last of the raccoons have finally been pulled out of the communal pool. ''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery]]''

==Segments==

*News

Local news around nsburg.

*It's the Arts!

With Edith Slump.

*Traffic Qwopter

Richter Hammockslam gives the scoop on traffic.

*Weather

Sadie Casperson - QWRP Meterorologist

*Sports

With Chet Buntsman

*Let's Go to the Phones!

I thought we disconnected that phone.

==Characters==

===QWRP Staff===

*Graham ("Big G-Money") - Host of Qwerpline.

*Alex ("A-Train") - Co-host of Qwerpline.

*Derek the Intern - 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.

*Edith Slump - QWRP's soft-spoken arts correspondent.

*Muriel, the Old Wife - Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.

*Richter Hammockslam - QWRP's traffic correspondent.

*Sadie Casperson - QWRP's meteorologist.

*Chet Buntsman - QWRP's Sports analyst and former coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Jeff - QWRP's accountant.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:G-Money1.png|Graham ("Big G-Money") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Graham ("Big G-Money")
File:Alex1.png|Alex ("A-Train") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Alex ("A-Train")
File:Derek1.png|Derek by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Derek
File:EdithSlump1.png|Edith Slump by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Edith Slump
File:Richter_Hammockslam1.png|Richter Hammockslam by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Richter Hammockslam
File:Chet_Buntsman1.png |Chet Buntsman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Chet Buntsman
</gallery>

===nsburgians===

*Lorna Schlitzwhistle is a local expert on pseudoscience and the supernatural who keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres. She runs an Etsy store which sells dreamcatchers.

*Jam Crone(place holder name) is a local purveyor of fine "jam" using recipes from the old country... most of which include ash.

*Ball Hinkley is a local Business Owner selling organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

*Raphael Crinklestouf is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

*Officer Steve nsburg PD is investigating the disappearance and return of the pot holes on the Shaughnessy Highway 3.

*Dr. McFeels coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Dale Chuzzle (the Chuzzler) racer at the Dakar rally.

*Ralph of the nsburg Geological Society which is a fraternal institution.

*Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops. Entered a large Radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:Lorna1.png|alt=Lorna Schlitzwhistle|Lorna Schlitzwhistle by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JamCrone1.png|alt=Jam Crone|Jam Crone by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BallHinkley1.png|alt=Ball Hinkley|Ball Hinkley by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|alt=Raphael Crinklestouf|Raphael Crinklestouf by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:OfficerSteve1.png|alt=Officer Steve nsburg PD|Officer Steve nsburg PD by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

===Advertisers===

*Pass N Gas
*The Nsburg Geological Society
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
*Raymond's Talc Barn
*Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
*The Jewelsburg Diamonds girl's field hockey
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad
*Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet
*The Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
*Huffer RX
*Birk Scouts
*The "secret" Pipesman

<gallery widths="190px" heights="300px">
File:PassNGas1.png|alt=Pass N Gas|Pass N Gas by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:NGS1.png|alt=Nsburg Geological Society|Nsburg Geological Society by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:ChamonixHarmony1.png|alt=Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony|Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JackPlanks1.png|alt=Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork|Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcBarn1.png|alt=Raymond's Talc Barn|Raymond's Talc Barn by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:MossFloss1.png|alt=Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss|Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Jewelsburg1.png|alt=The Jewelsburg Diamonds|The Jewelsburg Diamonds by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad1.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad2.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TechnicallyMeat1.png|alt=Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet|Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcumPuffs1.png|alt=The Talcum Puffs|The Talcum Puffs by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Paternoster1.png|alt=Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster|Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:DeidersBeaters1.png|alt=Deider's Beaters Used Cars|Deider's Beaters Used Cars by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:HufferRX1.png|alt=Huffer RX|Huffer RX by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BirkScouts1.png|alt=Birk Scouts|Birk Scouts by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Pipesman1.png|alt=The Pipesman|The Pipesman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

==List of Qwerpline episodes==
{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="float: left; width: 75%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="text-align: center; width: 10%;" |Episode No.
! scope="col" |Title
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Release Date
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Link
|-
| id="01" |01
|''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery|Pot Hole Mystery]]''
|30 August 2015
|[https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfumer Ball Hinkley.
|-
|-
| id="02" |02
|''[[Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams|Damnable Dams]]''
|13 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek reports on the grand opening of a restaurant, plus coverage of girls' field hockey, and concerned citizen Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in.
|-
|-
| id="03" |03
|''[[Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks|Break the Banks]]''
|29 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Full coverage of the newly-created Shaughnessy River II blocking traffic in and out of nsburg, leading to gas rationing.
|-
|-
| id="04" |04
|''[[Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival|Harvest Festival]]''
|12 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/_g4BuQyDglg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Qwerpline reports live from the nsburg Harvest Festival via the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van. Derek talks to some of the vendors.
|-
|}

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[[Category:LRRcasts]][[Category:Mystery Box]][[Category:{{PAGENAME}}]]

Qwerpline

2015-10-18T08:19:28Z

Awnman:

'''Qwerpline''' is a [[LRRcasts|podcast]] from LoadingReadyRun starring [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]] with guests. The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.

==Setting==
[[File:Nsburg1.png|thumb|center|alt=Nsburg town logo of a goat|Nsburg town logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]

[[nsburg]] is a community in rural North America of the sort where the pool hall is referred to as "Town Hall". The city's primary industry (or one of them) is turnips, and raccoon pelts have at times been accepted as currency. Two of its prominent neighborhoods are West Sump Acres, where the public library is located, and East Sump Acres, home to the sewage stream. It is located within Therpston county near the community of Jewelsburg.

[[nsburg]] is located on the Shaughnessy River, and for a brief time was also on the Shaughnessy River II, created after beavers dammed the main river. The Shaughnessy Highway 3 runs alongside the river (and the Shaughnessy River II ran through the Shaughnessy Highway 3). Rather interestingly nsburg has been landlocked since the 1870s.

Shaughnessy Highway 3 is home to [[nsburg]]'s most famous and historically significant tourist attraction, the Berbishire pot holes. Located between Berbishire Drive and Cresent Cresent the holes are dedicated by the mayor with celebrities who visit being given the key of the pot hole. The holes briefly disappeared causing much concern but soon returned after the Shaughnessy River II receded. They are still called the Berbishire holes despite the Shaughnessy Highway not actually being in Berbeshire.

===Events===
[[File:HarvestFestival1.png|thumb|none|alt=Harvest Festival logo of a goat|Harvest Festival logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
*[[nsburg]] Harvest Festival - An October tradition with all sorts of local character.
Activities at the Harvest Festival include a Large vegetable competition and Pet show which includes such competitions as Freestyle Fluff and Synchronized Comb-Off. Many local businesses set up stalls to ply their wares. Parking can be problematic as there is a 2 hour limit. Presiding over the activities is the traditional Turnip Queen... who is the same nearly every year because it's a hereditary monarchy.

===Slogans of Nsburg===
*Home of the Tigers!
This slogan was adopted in 1965 when the tigers were unveiled at the nsburg Municipal Zoo. The tigers were returned to their owner in 1997 but the slogan is still used.
*Turnip Capital of Therpston County.
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true

===Mayor's Announcements===
*The last of the raccoons have finally been pulled out of the communal pool. ''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery]]''

==Segments==

*News

Local news around nsburg.

*It's the Arts!

With Edith Slump.

*Traffic Qwopter

Richter Hammockslam gives the scoop on traffic.

*Weather

Sadie Casperson - QWRP Meterorologist

*Sports

With Chet Buntsman

*Let's Go to the Phones!

I thought we disconnected that phone.

==Characters==

===QWRP Staff===

*Graham ("Big G-Money") - Host of Qwerpline.

*Alex ("A-Train") - Co-host of Qwerpline.

*Derek the Intern - 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.

*Edith Slump - QWRP's soft-spoken arts correspondent.

*Muriel, the Old Wife - Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.

*Richter Hammockslam - QWRP's traffic correspondent.

*Sadie Casperson - QWRP's meteorologist.

*Chet Buntsman - QWRP's Sports analyst and former coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Jeff - QWRP's accountant.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:G-Money1.png|Graham ("Big G-Money") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Graham ("Big G-Money")
File:Alex1.png|Alex ("A-Train") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Alex ("A-Train")
File:Derek1.png|Derek by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Derek
File:EdithSlump1.png|Edith Slump by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Edith Slump
File:Richter_Hammockslam1.png|Richter Hammockslam by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Richter Hammockslam
File:Chet_Buntsman1.png |Chet Buntsman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Chet Buntsman
</gallery>

===nsburgians===

*Lorna Schlitzwhistle is a local expert on pseudoscience and the supernatural who keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres. She runs an Etsy store which sells dreamcatchers.

*Jam Crone(place holder name) is a local purveyor of fine "jam" using recipes from the old country... most of which include ash.

*Ball Hinkley is a local Business Owner selling organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

*Raphael Crinklestouf is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

*Officer Steve nsburg PD is investigating the disappearance and return of the pot holes on the Shaughnessy Highway 3.

*Dr. McFeels coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Dale Chuzzle (the Chuzzler) racer at the Dakar rally.

*Ralph of the nsburg Geological Society which is a fraternal institution.

*Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops. Entered a large Radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:Lorna1.png|alt=Lorna Schlitzwhistle|Lorna Schlitzwhistle by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JamCrone1.png|alt=Jam Crone|Jam Crone by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BallHinkley1.png|alt=Ball Hinkley|Ball Hinkley by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|alt=Raphael Crinklestouf|Raphael Crinklestouf by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:OfficerSteve1.png|alt=Officer Steve nsburg PD|Officer Steve nsburg PD by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

===Advertisers===

*Pass N Gas
*The Nsburg Geological Society
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
*Raymond's Talc Barn
*Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
*The Jewelsburg Diamonds girl's field hockey
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad
*Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet
*The Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
*Huffer RX
*Birk Scouts
*The "secret" Pipesman

<gallery widths="190px" heights="300px">
File:PassNGas1.png|alt=Pass N Gas|Pass N Gas by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:NGS1.png|alt=Nsburg Geological Society|Nsburg Geological Society by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:ChamonixHarmony1.png|alt=Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony|Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JackPlanks1.png|alt=Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork|Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcBarn1.png|alt=Raymond's Talc Barn|Raymond's Talc Barn by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:MossFloss1.png|alt=Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss|Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Jewelsburg1.png|alt=The Jewelsburg Diamonds|The Jewelsburg Diamonds by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad1.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad2.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TechnicallyMeat1.png|alt=Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet|Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcumPuffs1.png|alt=The Talcum Puffs|The Talcum Puffs by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Paternoster1.png|alt=Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster|Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:DeidersBeaters1.png|alt=Deider's Beaters Used Cars|Deider's Beaters Used Cars by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:HufferRX1.png|alt=Huffer RX|Huffer RX by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BirkScouts1.png|alt=Birk Scouts|Birk Scouts by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Pipesman1.png|alt=The Pipesman|The Pipesman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

==List of Qwerpline episodes==
{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="float: left; width: 75%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="text-align: center; width: 10%;" |Episode No.
! scope="col" |Title
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Release Date
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Link
|-
| id="01" |01
|''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery|Pot Hole Mystery]]''
|30 August 2015
|[https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfumer Ball Hinkley.
|-
|-
| id="02" |02
|''[[Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams|Damnable Dams]]''
|13 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek reports on the grand opening of a restaurant, plus coverage of girls' field hockey, and concerned citizen Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in.
|-
|-
| id="03" |03
|''[[Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks|Break the Banks]]''
|29 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Full coverage of the newly-created Shaughnessy River II blocking traffic in and out of nsburg, leading to gas rationing.
|-
|-
| id="04" |04
|''[[Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival|Harvest Festival]]''
|12 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/_g4BuQyDglg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Qwerpline reports live from the nsburg Harvest Festival via the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van. Derek talks to some of the vendors.
|-
|}

{{Stub}}
[[Category:LRRcasts]][[Category:Mystery Box]][[Category:{{PAGENAME}}]]

Qwerpline

2015-10-18T07:40:38Z

Awnman:

'''Qwerpline''' is a [[LRRcasts|podcast]] from LoadingReadyRun starring [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]] with guests. The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.

==Setting==
[[File:Nsburg1.png|thumb|center|alt=Nsburg town logo of a goat|Nsburg town logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]

[[nsburg]] is a community in rural North America of the sort where the pool hall is referred to as "Town Hall". The city's primary industry (or one of them) is turnips, and raccoon pelts have at times been accepted as currency. Two of its prominent neighborhoods are West Sump Acres, where the public library is located, and East Sump Acres, home to the sewage stream. It is located within Therpston county near the community of Jewelsburg.

[[nsburg]] is located on the Shaughnessy River, and for a brief time was also on the Shaughnessy River II, created after beavers dammed the main river. The Shaughnessy Highway 3 runs alongside the river (and the Shaughnessy River II ran through the Shaughnessy Highway 3). Rather interestingly nsburg has been landlocked since the 1870s.

Shaughnessy Highway 3 is home to [[nsburg]]'s most famous and historically significant tourist attraction, the Berbishire pot holes. Located between Berbishire Drive and Cresent Cresent the holes are dedicated by the mayor with celebrities who visit being given the key of the pot hole. The holes briefly disappeared causing much concern but soon returned after the Shaughnessy River II receded. They are still called the Berbishire holes despite the Shaughnessy Highway not actually being in Berbeshire.

===Events===
[[File:HarvestFestival1.png|thumb|none|alt=Harvest Festival logo of a goat|Harvest Festival logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
*[[nsburg]] Harvest Festival - An October tradition with all sorts of local character.
Activities at the Harvest Festival include a Large vegetable competition and Pet show which includes such competitions as Freestyle Fluff and Synchronized Comb-Off. Many local businesses set up stalls to ply their wares. Parking can be problematic as there is a 2 hour limit. Presiding over the activities is the traditional Turnip Queen... who is the same nearly every year because it's a hereditary monarchy.

===Slogans of Nsburg===
*Home of the Tigers!
This slogan was adopted in 1978 when the tigers were unveiled at the nsburg Municipal Zoo. The tigers were later returned to their owner but the slogan is still used.
*Turnip Capital of Therpston County.
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true

===Mayor's Announcements===
*The last of the raccoons have finally been pulled out of the communal pool. ''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery]]''

==Segments==

*News

Local news around nsburg.

*It's the Arts!

With Edith Slump.

*Traffic Qwopter

Richter Hammockslam gives the scoop on traffic.

*Weather

Sadie Casperson - QWRP Meterorologist

*Sports

With Chet Buntsman

*Let's Go to the Phones!

I thought we disconnected that phone.

==Characters==

===QWRP Staff===

*Graham ("Big G-Money") - Host of Qwerpline.

*Alex ("A-Train") - Co-host of Qwerpline.

*Derek the Intern - 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.

*Edith Slump - QWRP's soft-spoken arts correspondent.

*Muriel, the Old Wife - Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.

*Richter Hammockslam - QWRP's traffic correspondent.

*Sadie Casperson - QWRP's meteorologist.

*Chet Buntsman - QWRP's Sports analyst and former coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Jeff - QWRP's accountant.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:G-Money1.png|Graham ("Big G-Money") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Graham ("Big G-Money")
File:Alex1.png|Alex ("A-Train") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Alex ("A-Train")
File:Derek1.png|Derek by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Derek
File:EdithSlump1.png|Edith Slump by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Edith Slump
File:Richter_Hammockslam1.png|Richter Hammockslam by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Richter Hammockslam
File:Chet_Buntsman1.png |Chet Buntsman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Chet Buntsman
</gallery>

===nsburgians===

*Lorna Schlitzwhistle is a local expert on pseudoscience and the supernatural who keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres. She runs an Etsy store which sells dreamcatchers.

*Jam Crone(place holder name) is a local purveyor of fine "jam" using recipes from the old country... most of which include ash.

*Ball Hinkley is a local Business Owner selling organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

*Raphael Crinklestouf is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

*Officer Steve nsburg PD is investigating the disappearance and return of the pot holes on the Shaughnessy Highway 3.

*Dr. McFeels coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Dale Chuzzle (the Chuzzler) racer at the Dakar rally.

*Ralph of the nsburg Geological Society which is a fraternal institution.

*Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops. Entered a large Radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:Lorna1.png|alt=Lorna Schlitzwhistle|Lorna Schlitzwhistle by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JamCrone1.png|alt=Jam Crone|Jam Crone by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BallHinkley1.png|alt=Ball Hinkley|Ball Hinkley by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|alt=Raphael Crinklestouf|Raphael Crinklestouf by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:OfficerSteve1.png|alt=Officer Steve nsburg PD|Officer Steve nsburg PD by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

===Advertisers===

*Pass N Gas
*The Nsburg Geological Society
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
*Raymond's Talc Barn
*Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
*The Jewelsburg Diamonds girl's field hockey
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad
*Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet
*The Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
*Huffer RX
*Birk Scouts
*The "secret" Pipesman

<gallery widths="190px" heights="300px">
File:PassNGas1.png|alt=Pass N Gas|Pass N Gas by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:NGS1.png|alt=Nsburg Geological Society|Nsburg Geological Society by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:ChamonixHarmony1.png|alt=Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony|Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JackPlanks1.png|alt=Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork|Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcBarn1.png|alt=Raymond's Talc Barn|Raymond's Talc Barn by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:MossFloss1.png|alt=Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss|Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Jewelsburg1.png|alt=The Jewelsburg Diamonds|The Jewelsburg Diamonds by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad1.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad2.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TechnicallyMeat1.png|alt=Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet|Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcumPuffs1.png|alt=The Talcum Puffs|The Talcum Puffs by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Paternoster1.png|alt=Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster|Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:DeidersBeaters1.png|alt=Deider's Beaters Used Cars|Deider's Beaters Used Cars by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:HufferRX1.png|alt=Huffer RX|Huffer RX by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BirkScouts1.png|alt=Birk Scouts|Birk Scouts by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Pipesman1.png|alt=The Pipesman|The Pipesman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

==List of Qwerpline episodes==
{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="float: left; width: 75%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="text-align: center; width: 10%;" |Episode No.
! scope="col" |Title
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Release Date
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Link
|-
| id="01" |01
|''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery|Pot Hole Mystery]]''
|30 August 2015
|[https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfumer Ball Hinkley.
|-
|-
| id="02" |02
|''[[Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams|Damnable Dams]]''
|13 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek reports on the grand opening of a restaurant, plus coverage of girls' field hockey, and concerned citizen Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in.
|-
|-
| id="03" |03
|''[[Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks|Break the Banks]]''
|29 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Full coverage of the newly-created Shaughnessy River II blocking traffic in and out of nsburg, leading to gas rationing.
|-
|-
| id="04" |04
|''[[Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival|Harvest Festival]]''
|12 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/_g4BuQyDglg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Qwerpline reports live from the nsburg Harvest Festival via the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van. Derek talks to some of the vendors.
|-
|}

{{Stub}}
[[Category:LRRcasts]][[Category:Mystery Box]][[Category:{{PAGENAME}}]]

Qwerpline

2015-10-16T10:09:53Z

Awnman:

'''Qwerpline''' is a [[LRRcasts|podcast]] from LoadingReadyRun starring [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]] with guests. The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.

==Setting==
[[File:Nsburg1.png|thumb|center|alt=Nsburg town logo of a goat|Nsburg town logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]

[[nsburg]] is a community in rural North America of the sort where the pool hall s referred to as "Town Hall". The city's primary industry (or one of them) is turnips, and raccoon pelts have at times been accepted as currency. Two of its prominent neighborhoods are West Sump Acres, where the public library is located, and East Sump Acres, home to the sewage stream. It is located within Therpston county near the community of Jewelsburg.

nsburg is located on the Shaughnessy River, and for a brief time was also on the Shaughnessy River II, created after beavers dammed the main river. The Shaughnessy Freeway runs alongside the river (and the Shaughnessy River II ran through the Shaughnessy Freeway 3). Rather interestingly nsburg has been landlocked since the 1870s.

===Events===
[[File:HarvestFestival1.png|thumb|none|alt=Harvest Festival logo of a goat|Harvest Festival logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
*[[nsburg]] Harvest Festival - An October tradition with all sorts of local character.
===Slogans of Nsburg===
*Home of the Tigers!
This slogan was adopted in 1978 when the tigers were unveiled at the nsburg Municipal Zoo. The tigers were later returned to their owner but the slogan is still used.
*Turnip Capital of Therpston County.
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true

==Segments==

*News

Local news around nsburg.

*It's the Arts!

With Edith Slump.

*Traffic Qwopter

Richter Hammockslam gives the scoop on traffic.

*Weather

Sadie Casperson - QWRP Meterorologist

*Sports

With Chet Buntsman

*Let's Go to the Phones!

I thought we disconnected that phone.

==Characters==

===QWRP Staff===

*Graham ("Big G-Money") - Host of Qwerpline.

*Alex ("A-Train") - Co-host of Qwerpline.

*Derek the Intern - 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.

*Edith Slump - QWRP's soft-spoken arts correspondent.

*Muriel, the Old Wife - Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.

*Richter Hammockslam - QWRP's traffic correspondent.

*Sadie Casperson - QWRP's meteorologist.

*Chet Buntsman - QWRP's Sports analyst and former coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Jeff - QWRP's accountant.

{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:EdithSlump1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Edith Slump|Edith Slump by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:Richter_Hammockslam1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Richter Hammockslam|Richter Hammockslam by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:Derek1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Derek|Derek by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:Chet_Buntsman1.png |thumb|upright|alt=Chet Buntsman|Chet Buntsman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}

===nsburgians===

*Lorna Schlitzwhistle is a local expert on pseudoscience and the supernatural who keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres. She runs an Etsy store which sells dreamcatchers.
*Jam Crone(place holder name) is a local purveyor of fine "jam" using recipes from the old country... most of which include ash.
*Ball Hinkley is a local Business Owner selling organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.
*Raphael Crinklestouf is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.
*Officer Steve nsburg PD is investigating the disappearance and return of the pot holes on the Shaughnessy Freeway 3.
*Dr. McFields coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.
*Dale Chuzzle (the Chuzzler) racer at the Dakar rally.
*Ralph of the nsburg Geological Society which is a fraternal institution.
*Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops. Entered a large Radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition.

{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:Lorna1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Lorna Schlitzwhistle|Lorna Schlitzwhistle by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:JamCrone1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Jam Crone|Jam Crone by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:BallHinkley1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Ball Hinkley|Ball Hinkley by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|thumb|upright|alt=Raphael Crinklestouf|Raphael Crinklestouf by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}

===Advertisers===

*Pass N Gas
*The Nsburg Geological Society
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
*Raymond's Talc Barn
*Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
*The Jewelsburg Diamonds girl's field hockey
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad
*Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet
*The Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
*Huffer RX
*Birk Scouts
*The "secret" Pipesman

{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:PassNGas1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Pass N Gas|Pass N Gas by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:NGS1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Nsburg Geological Society|Nsburg Geological Society by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:ChamonixHarmony1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony|Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:JackPlanks1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork|Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:TalcBarn1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Raymond's Talc Barn|Raymond's Talc Barn by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}
{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:MossFloss1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss|Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:Jewelsburg1.png|thumb|upright|alt=The Jewelsburg Diamonds|The Jewelsburg Diamonds by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:SadPad1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:SadPad2.png|thumb|upright|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:TechnicallyMeat1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet|Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}
{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:TalcumPuffs1.png|thumb|upright|alt=The Talcum Puffs|The Talcum Puffs by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:Paternoster1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster|Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:DeidersBeaters1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Deider's Beaters Used Cars|Deider's Beaters Used Cars by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:HufferRX1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Huffer RX|Huffer RX by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:BirkScouts1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Birk Scouts|Birk Scouts by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}
{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:Pipesman1.png|thumb|upright|alt=The Pipesman|The Pipesman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}

==List of Qwerpline episodes==
{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="float: left; width: 75%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="text-align: center; width: 10%;" |Episode No.
! scope="col" |Title
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Release Date
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Link
|-
| id="01" |01
|''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery|Pot Hole Mystery]]''
|30 August 2015
|[https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfumer Ball Hinkley.
|-
|-
| id="02" |02
|''[[Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams|Damnable Dams]]''
|13 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek reports on the grand opening of a restaurant, plus coverage of girls' field hockey, and concerned citizen Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in.
|-
|-
| id="03" |03
|''[[Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks|Break the Banks]]''
|29 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Full coverage of the newly-created Shaughnessy River II blocking traffic in and out of nsburg, leading to gas rationing.
|-
|-
| id="04" |04
|''[[Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival|Harvest Festival]]''
|12 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/_g4BuQyDglg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Qwerpline reports live from the nsburg Harvest Festival via the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van. Derek talks to some of the vendors.
|-
|}

{{Stub}}
[[Category:LRRcasts]][[Category:Mystery Box]][[Category:{{PAGENAME}}]]

Qwerpline

2015-10-16T09:55:07Z

Awnman: as Graham says, "thats not what was happening."

'''Qwerpline''' is a [[LRRcasts|podcast]] from LoadingReadyRun starring [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]] with guests. The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.

==Setting==
[[File:Nsburg1.png|thumb|center|alt=Nsburg town logo of a goat|Nsburg town logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]

[[nsburg]] is a community in rural North America of the sort where the not only is the pool hall referred to as "Town Hall". The city's primary industry (or one of them) is turnips, and raccoon pelts have at times been accepted as currency. Two of its prominent neighborhoods are West Sump Acres, where the public library is located, and East Sump Acres, home to the sewage stream. It is located within Therpston county near the community of Jewelsburg.

nsburg is located on the Shaughnessy River, and for a brief time was also on the Shaughnessy River II, created after beavers dammed the main river. The Shaughnessy Freeway runs alongside the river (and the Shaughnessy River II ran through the Shaughnessy Freeway 3). Rather interestingly nsburg has been landlocked since the 1870s.

===Events===
[[File:HarvestFestival1.png|thumb|none|alt=Harvest Festival logo of a goat|Harvest Festival logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
*[[nsburg]] Harvest Festival - An October tradition with all sorts of local character.
===Slogans of Nsburg===
*Home of the Tigers!
This slogan was adopted in 1978 when the tigers were unveiled at the nsburg Municipal Zoo. The tigers were later returned to their owner but the slogan is still used.
*Turnip Capital of Therpston County.
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true

==Segments==

*News

Local news around nsburg.

*It's the Arts!

With Edith Slump.

*Traffic Qwopter

Richter Hammockslam gives the scoop on traffic.

*Weather

Sadie Casperson - QWRP Meterorologist

*Sports

With Chet Buntsman

*Let's Go to the Phones!

I thought we disconnected that phone.

==Characters==

===QWRP Staff===

*Graham ("Big G-Money") - Host of Qwerpline.

*Alex ("A-Train") - Co-host of Qwerpline.

*Derek the Intern - 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.

*Edith Slump - QWRP's soft-spoken arts correspondent.

*Muriel, the Old Wife - Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.

*Richter Hammockslam - QWRP's traffic correspondent.

*Sadie Casperson - QWRP's meteorologist.

*Chet Buntsman - QWRP's Sports analyst and former coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Jeff - QWRP's accountant.

{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:EdithSlump1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Edith Slump|Edith Slump by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:Richter_Hammockslam1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Richter Hammockslam|Richter Hammockslam by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:Derek1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Derek|Derek by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:Chet_Buntsman1.png |thumb|upright|alt=Chet Buntsman|Chet Buntsman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}

===nsburgians===

*Lorna Schlitzwhistle is a local expert on pseudoscience and the supernatural who keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres. She runs an Etsy store which sells dreamcatchers.
*Jam Crone(place holder name) is a local purveyor of fine "jam" using recipes from the old country... most of which include ash.
*Ball Hinkley is a local Business Owner selling organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.
*Raphael Crinklestouf is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.
*Officer Steve nsburg PD is investigating the disappearance and return of the pot holes on the Shaughnessy Freeway 3.
*Dr. McFields coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.
*Dale Chuzzle (the Chuzzler) racer at the Dakar rally.
*Ralph of the nsburg Geological Society which is a fraternal institution.
*Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops. Entered a large Radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition.

{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:Lorna1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Lorna Schlitzwhistle|Lorna Schlitzwhistle by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:JamCrone1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Jam Crone|Jam Crone by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:BallHinkley1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Ball Hinkley|Ball Hinkley by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|thumb|upright|alt=Raphael Crinklestouf|Raphael Crinklestouf by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}

===Advertisers===

*Pass N Gas
*The Nsburg Geological Society
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
*Raymond's Talc Barn
*Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
*The Jewelsburg Diamonds girl's field hockey
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad
*Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet
*The Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
*Huffer RX
*Birk Scouts
*The "secret" Pipesman

{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:PassNGas1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Pass N Gas|Pass N Gas by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:NGS1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Nsburg Geological Society|Nsburg Geological Society by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:ChamonixHarmony1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony|Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:JackPlanks1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork|Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:TalcBarn1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Raymond's Talc Barn|Raymond's Talc Barn by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}
{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:MossFloss1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss|Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:Jewelsburg1.png|thumb|upright|alt=The Jewelsburg Diamonds|The Jewelsburg Diamonds by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:SadPad1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:SadPad2.png|thumb|upright|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:TechnicallyMeat1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet|Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}
{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:TalcumPuffs1.png|thumb|upright|alt=The Talcum Puffs|The Talcum Puffs by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:Paternoster1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster|Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:DeidersBeaters1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Deider's Beaters Used Cars|Deider's Beaters Used Cars by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:HufferRX1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Huffer RX|Huffer RX by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:BirkScouts1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Birk Scouts|Birk Scouts by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}
{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:Pipesman1.png|thumb|upright|alt=The Pipesman|The Pipesman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}

==List of Qwerpline episodes==
{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="float: left; width: 75%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="text-align: center; width: 10%;" |Episode No.
! scope="col" |Title
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Release Date
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Link
|-
| id="01" |01
|''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery|Pot Hole Mystery]]''
|30 August 2015
|[https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfumer Ball Hinkley.
|-
|-
| id="02" |02
|''[[Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams|Damnable Dams]]''
|13 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek reports on the grand opening of a restaurant, plus coverage of girls' field hockey, and concerned citizen Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in.
|-
|-
| id="03" |03
|''[[Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks|Break the Banks]]''
|29 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Full coverage of the newly-created Shaughnessy River II blocking traffic in and out of nsburg, leading to gas rationing.
|-
|-
| id="04" |04
|''[[Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival|Harvest Festival]]''
|12 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/_g4BuQyDglg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Qwerpline reports live from the nsburg Harvest Festival via the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van. Derek talks to some of the vendors.
|-
|}

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Qwerpline

2015-10-16T06:52:17Z

Awnman:

'''Qwerpline''' is a [[LRRcasts|podcast]] from LoadingReadyRun starring [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]] with guests. The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.

==Setting==
[[File:Nsburg1.png|thumb|center|alt=Nsburg town logo of a goat|Nsburg town logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]

[[nsburg]] is a community in rural North America of the sort where the not only is the pool hall referred to as "Town Hall", but citizens also pay their taxes there. The city's primary industry (or one of them) is turnips, and raccoon pelts have at times been accepted as currency. Two of its prominent neighborhoods are West Sump Acres, where the public library is located, and East Sump Acres, home to the sewage stream. It is located within Therpston county near the community of Jewelsburg.

nsburg is located on the Shaughnessy River, and for a brief time was also on the Shaughnessy River II, created after beavers dammed the main river. The Shaughnessy Freeway runs alongside the river (and the Shaughnessy River II ran through the Shaughnessy Freeway).

===Events===
[[File:HarvestFestival1.png|thumb|none|alt=Harvest Festival logo of a goat|Harvest Festival logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
*[[nsburg]] Harvest Festival - An October tradition with all sorts of local character.
===Slogans of Nsburg===
*Home of the Tigers!
This slogan was adopted in 1978 when the tigers were unveiled at the nsburg Municipal Zoo. The tigers were later returned to their owner but the slogan is still used.
*Turnip Capital of Therpston County.
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true
==Segments==

*News

Local news around nsburg.

*It's the Arts!

With Edith Slump.

*Traffic Qwopter

Richter Hammockslam gives the scoop on traffic.

*Weather

Sadie Casperson - QWRP Meterorologist

*Sports

With Chet Buntsman

*Let's Go to the Phones!

I thought we disconnected that phone.

==Characters==

===QWRP Staff===

*Graham ("Big G-Money") - Host of Qwerpline.

*Alex ("A-Train") - Co-host of Qwerpline.

*Derek the Intern - 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.

*Edith Slump - QWRP's soft-spoken arts correspondent.

*Muriel, the Old Wife - Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.

*Richter Hammockslam - QWRP's traffic correspondent.

*Sadie Casperson - QWRP's meteorologist.

*Chet Buntsman - QWRP's Sports analyst.

{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:EdithSlump1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Edith Slump|Edith Slump by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:Richter_Hammockslam1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Richter Hammockslam|Richter Hammockslam by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:Derek1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Derek|Derek by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:Chet_Buntsman1.png |thumb|upright|alt=Chet Buntsman|Chet Buntsman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}

===nsburgians===

*Lorna Schlitzwhistle is a local expert on pseudoscience and the supernatural who keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres. She runs an Etsy store which sells dreamcatchers.
*Jam Crone(place holder name) is a local purveyor of fine "jam" using recipes from the old country... most of which include ash.
*Ball Hinkley is a local Business Owner selling organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.
*Raphael Crinklestouf is a local advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:Lorna1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Lorna Schlitzwhistle|Lorna Schlitzwhistle by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:JamCrone1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Jam Crone|Jam Crone by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:BallHinkley1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Ball Hinkley|Ball Hinkley by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|thumb|upright|alt=Raphael Crinklestouf|Raphael Crinklestouf by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}

===Advertisers===

*Pass N Gas
*The Nsburg Geological Society
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
*Raymond's Talc Barn
*Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
*The Jewelsburg Diamonds
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad
*Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet
*The Talcum Puffs
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
*Huffer RX
*Birk Scouts
*The Pipesman

{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:PassNGas1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Pass N Gas|Pass N Gas by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:NGS1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Nsburg Geological Society|Nsburg Geological Society by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:ChamonixHarmony1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony|Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:JackPlanks1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork|Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:TalcBarn1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Raymond's Talc Barn|Raymond's Talc Barn by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}
{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:MossFloss1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss|Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:Jewelsburg1.png|thumb|upright|alt=The Jewelsburg Diamonds|The Jewelsburg Diamonds by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:SadPad1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:SadPad2.png|thumb|upright|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:TechnicallyMeat1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet|Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}
{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:TalcumPuffs1.png|thumb|upright|alt=The Talcum Puffs|The Talcum Puffs by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:Paternoster1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster|Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:DeidersBeaters1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Deider's Beaters Used Cars|Deider's Beaters Used Cars by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:HufferRX1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Huffer RX|Huffer RX by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:BirkScouts1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Birk Scouts|Birk Scouts by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}
{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:Pipesman1.png|thumb|upright|alt=The Pipesman|The Pipesman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}

==List of Qwerpline episodes==
{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="float: left; width: 75%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="text-align: center; width: 10%;" |Episode No.
! scope="col" |Title
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Release Date
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Link
|-
| id="01" |01
|''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery|Pot Hole Mystery]]''
|30 August 2015
|[https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfumer Ball Hinkley.
|-
|-
| id="02" |02
|''[[Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams|Damnable Dams]]''
|13 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek reports on the grand opening of a restaurant, plus coverage of girls' field hockey, and concerned citizen Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in.
|-
|-
| id="03" |03
|''[[Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks|Break the Banks]]''
|29 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Full coverage of the newly-created Shaughnessy River II blocking traffic in and out of nsburg, leading to gas rationing.
|-
|-
| id="04" |04
|''[[Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival|Harvest Festival]]''
|12 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/_g4BuQyDglg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Qwerpline reports live from the nsburg Harvest Festival via the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van. Derek talks to some of the vendors.
|-
|}

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