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Video Games with Video James

2015-03-08T22:26:49Z

Derfs: Created page with "right '''Video Games with Video James''' is James' show on LoadingReadyLive, typically streaming at 9 AM PST/12 PM EST/5 PM..."

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'''Video Games with Video James''' is [[james|James']] show on [[LoadingReadyLive]], typically streaming at 9 AM PST/12 PM EST/5 PM GMT on Thursdays.

James is a man of many skills, and one that he plans to master is Minecraft. He’s going to play other games too but… he’s really into Minecraft, you guys. When he’s taking a Minecraft break he could be dabbling in CS:GO, MTGO, or even GeoGuesser?

You'll notice during James' stream he enjoys the musical styling of such artists as:

[http://music.biggiantcircles.com/ Big Giant Circles]

[http://youtube.com/user/approachingnirvana Approaching Nirvana]

[http://zirconstudios.bandcamp.com/ Zircon]

==List Of Episodes==

===2014===

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{| class="wikitable" style="width:60%; text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#B72E38; color:white;"
|style="width:12%;" | Date || Title || style="width:8%;" | Link

|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-12-11|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft, Clicker Heroes, I Am Bread || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6zyVH4Zd0A&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g&index=38 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-11-27|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft Bingo! || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9sTB_aZn9I&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g&index=37 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-11-06|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft: FTB - Monster Ep 12 w/ Bonus Call of Duty || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=draUjhM5-vA&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g&index=36 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-10-30|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft: FTB Monster Ep 11 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN7tSIDvPF4&index=34&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-10-23|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft: FTB Monster Ep 10 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtylQUJIwwk&index=33&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-10-16|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft: FTB Monster Ep 8 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9UuG5SPwg&index=31&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-10-16|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft: FTB Monster Ep 9 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY92hgA6OWM&index=32&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-10-09|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft: FTB Monster Ep 7 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgWNA4tqXrI&index=30&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-10-02|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft: FTB Monster Ep 6 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_lhPe_9Fak&index=29&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-09-25|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft: FTB Monster Ep 5 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrJIuuwv1IE&index=35&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-09-18|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft: FTB Monster Ep 4 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Lr5TYn5lx0&index=28&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-08-22|| style="text-align:left;"| FTB Beast Ep3 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8u3IaClauQ&index=27&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | James mines some more craft.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-08-15|| style="text-align:left;"| FTB Monster Ep1 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc-EuFMeqyE&index=26&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | An error in recording means you're joining James part way through the first episode of FTB Monster. Revel as he builds and home and digs into the ground.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-07-31|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft -- Feed the Beast Ep4 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcx2JIzVTp0&index=25&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | With some bonus Euro Truck Sim 2... and Surgeon Sim?
There's Minecraft too, I assure you.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-07-24|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft -- Feed the Beast Ep3 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzCrcQfDgD4&index=24&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | James keeps feeding his beast.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-07-10|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft -- Feed the Beast Ep1 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dViXRAmyhC8&index=23&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Video James — Minecraft -- Feed the Beast Ep1
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-07-03|| style="text-align:left;"| Divinity: Original Sin & MtG || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9pci3JcLqA&index=21&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | James takes a break from crafting his mines to play some Divinity, and some Magic!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-06-19|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft & Don't Starve || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNJd6cg5OM0&index=20&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | James checks in on Minecraft, and then tries Don't Starve.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-06-12|| style="text-align:left;"| Visiting the LRRcraft Server || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkLkSGbn-Vw&index=18&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-06-05|| style="text-align:left;"| Guacamelee! || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDPTTBxf8eE&index=17&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | James tries his hands at the luchadore stylings of Guacamelee!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-05-22|| style="text-align:left;"| Transistor || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noILRIV__qE&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g&index=16 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | James tries his hands at the beautiful Transistor.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-05-15|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFG00XQBYHg&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g&index=15 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | James' shenanigans in Minecraft continue.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-05-15|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft at LRRCraft (also CS:GO) || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfJ0Rmn3BAE&index=22&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | James plays himself a bunch of Minecraft and also Counter-Strike.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-05-01|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft PT8 -- Diversity Adventure Map || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBZuLrEB8YE&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g&index=14 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | James plays an MC adventure map!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-04-24|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft PT7 -- Weird Maps || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwWV3ZdnGNs&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g&index=13 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | James fills Graham's house with chickens, among other things.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-04-10|| style="text-align:left;"| Bunch o' Stuff || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzHvr58GkNE&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g&index=12 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | James plays Kingdoms of Amalur, Minecraft Skygrid and CS:GO!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-04-03|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft PT6 -- Skygrid! || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECADPPAlxR8&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g&index=11 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | James plays around with some weird Minecraft maps!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-03-29|| style="text-align:left;"| Reaper of Souls -- The Bogadile || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0jKYuxTI7c&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g&index=9 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | James hides in the streaming office while the rest of LRR shoots a video.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-03-27|| style="text-align:left;"| Reaper of Souls || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6doywCkzThU&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g&index=8 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | James (and our buddy Adam) play some Diablo 3: Reaper of Souls!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-03-20|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft PT5 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki0bTDDBENc&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g&index=10 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | James continues to craft his mines.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-03-13|| style="text-align:left;"| Titanfall (& Minecraft) || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pnvc1Dbc2I&index=7&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | James makes the Titanfall while occasionally checking in on his Minecraft home.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-03-06|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft & CSGO || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6W9BtMngSY&index=6&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | James plays Minecraft, then gets bored and plays some Counter-Strike:GO.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-02-27|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft PT4 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNl_AiFFoeY&index=5&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | James builds all manner of crazy things.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-02-13|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft PT3 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eb6QyyN50I&index=4&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | James' ongoing adventures!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-02-08|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft & Counter Strike || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeN4vYvndZo&index=3&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-30|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft PT2 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUjDndu9ebQ&index=2&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | James' adventures in Minecraft!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-23|| style="text-align:left;"| Minecraft || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bRbr1c4w-U&index=1&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnhrl409HQlmnC6d2MsH6x8g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | The adventures continue, James building a creep spawner.

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2015-03-08T22:26:14Z

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Kathleen Saves the World

2015-03-02T20:53:54Z

Derfs: Created page with "right '''Kathleen Saves the World''' is Kathleen's's show on LoadingReadyLive, typically streaming at 3 PM PST/6 PM EST/11..."

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'''Kathleen Saves the World''' is [[kathleen|Kathleen's's]] show on [[LoadingReadyLive]], typically streaming at 3 PM PST/6 PM EST/11 PM GMT on Wednesdays.

JRPGs can be awful. Sometimes they are… less bad? Once in a while however, there is one that is excellent. But wherever a JRPG falls on Kathleen’s subjective quality scale, she loves these turn-based delights with a fervor that verges on addiction.

Join her (and co-host [[Heather Dery|Heather]]) as she plays and discusses JRPGs new and old, everything from Shin Megami Tensei to Final Fantasy.

==List Of Episodes==

===2014===

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|style="width:12%;" | Date || Title || style="width:8%;" | Link

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|2014-11-26|| style="text-align:left;"| Child of Light || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3OGA6a8980&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=49 Link]
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|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-11-24|| style="text-align:left;"| Road not Taken || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iefCOvBd_Do&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=50 Link]
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|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-11-05|| style="text-align:left;"| Sim City || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fw5o2YXiEk&index=48&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-10-29|| style="text-align:left;"| Devil Survivor Overclocked Ep14 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jim8j3vuRIw&index=47&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-10-22|| style="text-align:left;"| Devil Survivor Overclocked Ep13 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8Y8EmNWVdA&index=46&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-10-15|| style="text-align:left;"| Devil Survivor Overclocked Ep12 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M0dliEpDzU&index=45&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-10-08|| style="text-align:left;"| Devil Survivor Overclocked PT11 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im-SAP5qUwY&index=44&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-10-01|| style="text-align:left;"| Devil Survivor Overlocked PT10 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kuv5OokwW7A&index=43&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-09-24|| style="text-align:left;"| Devil Survivor Overlocked PT9 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZb728YmTMk&index=42&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-09-17|| style="text-align:left;"| Devil Survivor Overclocked PT8 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd-3r2kodkU&index=41&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-09-11|| style="text-align:left;"| Final Fantasy X2 HD -- EFF EFF ECKS || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7GiAnyhkwU&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=37 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen made an idle joke on Twitter, and suddenly she has a new coat and she's streaming FFX2.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-09-10|| style="text-align:left;"| Devil Survivor Overclocked PT7 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZkB39MNFAI&index=40&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-09-03|| style="text-align:left;"| Devil Survivor Overclocked PT6 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1wAxruk5_4&index=39&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-08-27|| style="text-align:left;"| Road Not Taken || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R_ZwiyuxrI&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=38 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen tries the new Spry Fox game, Road Not Taken. It's really hard!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-07-25|| style="text-align:left;"| Devil Survivor Overclocked PT5 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV1nRxcJr-I&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=36 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-07-23|| style="text-align:left;"| Devil Survivor Overclocked PT4 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58v75Ktis-g&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=35 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-07-16|| style="text-align:left;"| Devil Survivor Overclocked PT3 -- Real Decisions || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i47GYCMgzP0&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=34 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen listens to the chat, and the savening continues.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-06-25|| style="text-align:left;"| Devil Survivor Overclocked PT2 -- This Game is Hard || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-ZCDc4vLAE&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=33 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen's quest through soon-to-be-ruined-Tokyo continues!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-06-18|| style="text-align:left;"| Devil Survivor Overclocked PT1 -- The Power of the Internet || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elotHTRWK6M&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=32 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen jacks in to one of her favourite series, this time the 3DS remake!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-06-11|| style="text-align:left;"| FFXHD PT18/18 -- Blitz No More || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqnd0t0Ftg&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=31 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen goes back to Zanarkand!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-05-21|| style="text-align:left;"| FFXHD PT15 -- Throwing a Blitz || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JACAu8yZr3A&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=30 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen EFFs around some more before confronting Sin.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-05-14|| style="text-align:left;"| FFXHD PT14 -- Blitz of Rage || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF6sHEvnze8&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=29 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Further exploration required in this episode.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-05-07|| style="text-align:left;"| FFXHD PT13 -- Blitz of the North Star || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QnlFgumtfo&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=28 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen is not so calm, in the Calm Lands.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-05-04|| style="text-align:left;"| FFXHD PT12 -- Blitzkrieg || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSf5shZIHjw&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=27 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | We're gonna airship all over this piece.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-04-30|| style="text-align:left;"| FFXHD PT11 -- Puttin' on the Blitz || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIs7Nytbf7w&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=26 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen gets all up in Zanarkand.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-04-13|| style="text-align:left;"| FFXHD PT8 -- Blitz of the 80s || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGeDOd8M-dw&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=25 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen gets a little tilted in Bevelle Temple, but then who doesn't?
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-04-10|| style="text-align:left;"| FFXHD PT7 -- Blitz & Sass || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPY_kt37SHc&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=24 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen visits Macalania Temple, recruits Blitz players.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-04-04|| style="text-align:left;"| FFXHD PT6 -- It's Blitz! || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45EWqHFSDnY&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=23 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-03-28|| style="text-align:left;"| FFXHD PT4 -- Ballroom Blitz || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ_YgAtQDGY&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=22 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen's quest to save Spira continues.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-03-26|| style="text-align:left;"| FFXHD PT3 -- Blitz? Blitz!? || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5QBRzUxq_M&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=21 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Come on Tidus, figure it out.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-03-18|| style="text-align:left;"| FFXHD PT1 -- Let's Save Spira || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufUehZPd-Ps&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=20 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen goes back to one of her favourite games, now in HD!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-03-16|| style="text-align:left;"| Stick of Truth PT5 -- Oh Canada! || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIXCprFdGec&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=19 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen completes the Stick of Truth!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-03-12|| style="text-align:left;"| Stick of Truth PT4 -- Nazi Zombies || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0CEAjVT8o0&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=18 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | OF COURSE it's Nazi Zombies.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-03-07|| style="text-align:left;"| Stick of Truth PT3 -- Probing || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAv51tARpf8&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=17 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | "What can be learned from a butthole!?"
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-03-06|| style="text-align:left;"| Stick of Truth PT2 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-bAATganeA&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=16 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-03-05|| style="text-align:left;"| Stick of Truth PT1 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZQmJWxyiZE&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=15 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen starts in on some Stick of Truth, just the filthiest RPG.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-02-26|| style="text-align:left;"| SMT: Nocturne PT13 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJPziMFkADw&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=14 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | The quest to "save" the world continues.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-02-19|| style="text-align:left;"| SMT: Nocturne PT12 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv2g3yz8eNw&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=13 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen gets back to SMT after her brief foray into FFXIII-3.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-02-11|| style="text-align:left;"| Lightning Returns: FFXIII || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5fc6q0cXOE&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=12 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen awakes from her centuries-long slumber to bring you a launch day stream of FFXIII-3, or whatever it's called.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-02-05|| style="text-align:left;"| SMT: Nocturne PT11 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtmZkvYyTTY&list=PLsy9DTCWSlnj0Aq3PCmzjnErbZg_1_0Tw&index=11 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Save the world, remake it as you will.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-31|| style="text-align:left;"| SMT: Nocturne PT10 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7O5zmm5SD4 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Recruitin' and bribin' and fusin' demons all day.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-28|| style="text-align:left;"| SMT: Nocturne PT9 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kalq8gry93w Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Saving the world is more of a slog that it first appeared.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-23|| style="text-align:left;"| SMT: Nocturne PT8 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK_RVkuaq_U Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Things go better today, to an extent.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-22|| style="text-align:left;"| SMT: Nocturne PT7 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8GGTTdabEg Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | "EFF!"
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-15|| style="text-align:left;"| SMT: Nocturne PT6 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQOoqergAeY Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Fusions and bribery and sukunda, oh my!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-12|| style="text-align:left;"| SMT: Nocturne PT5 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Myw-2tLICIY Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen just can't stay away from the grind...
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-10|| style="text-align:left;"| SMT: Nocturne PT4 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwFfGYp66KM Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen just can't stay away from dat SMT.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-08|| style="text-align:left;"| SMT: Nocturne PT3 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFWOVsbOEOI Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen brings Cam in for some backup on the Nocturne grind... until Twitch died.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-08|| style="text-align:left;"| SMT: Nocturne PT2 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCTNLWZ5F9c Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen plays SMT: Nocturne with Alex
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-08|| style="text-align:left;"| SMT: Nocturne PT1 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md-M7qEJSnw Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen plays SMT: Nocturne with Alex
|}

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Derfs:

Graham & Paul Let's Play

2015-02-28T23:00:14Z

Derfs: changed to tables

{{ShowInfobox
|ShowName=Graham and Paul Let's Play
|Logo=Gplp-infobox.jpg‎
|Format=Machinima/Riffing/Let's Play
|Creators=[[Graham Stark]] and [[Paul Saunders]]
|Status=Active
|Updates=Sporadic
|Host=Blip.tv/YouTube
|OriginalRun=July 11, 2011 - Present
|AssociatedShows= Unskippable: Let's Play (predecessor), [[Unskippable]] (spin-off)
|
}}

'''Graham and Paul Let's Play''' (sometimes shortened to '''GPLP''') is a show on [[LoadingReadyLive]]. The schedule is sporadic, but can usually be found on Wednesdays at Noon Pacific/3PM Eastern/8PM UK. It is based on a video series where [[Graham Stark|Graham]] and [[Paul Saunders|Paul]] play an "awful" game and improvise commentary over it in the style of a "Let's Play" or LP. It is the successor to the [[Legaia 2|Unskippable: Let's Play of Legaia 2]].

Atypical of most LPs, Graham and Paul make no promise to give deep insight on the game they're playing, or even to play the game to completion.

==LoadingReadyLive==

===2014===

{| align="right"
|[[#top]]
|}
{| class="wikitable" style="width:60%; text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#B72E38; color:white;"
|style="width:12%;" | Date || Title || style="width:8%;" | Link

|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-09-22|| style="text-align:left;"| Broforce || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPnEp_rHCcs Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-09-08|| style="text-align:left;"| Shovel Knight Ep4 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLQgSZTnAtU Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul continue their adventures in Shovel Knight in this episode of GPLP.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-08-25|| style="text-align:left;"| Shovel Knight Ep3 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=570BPnNWE4c Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul continue their adventures in Shovel Knight in this episode of GPLP.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-08-04|| style="text-align:left;"| Shovel Knight Ep2 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb5yEpuhyWo Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul fight many interesting knights!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-07-28|| style="text-align:left;"| Euro Truck Sim 2 & Shovel Knight Ep1 -- Drivin' and Shovellin' || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paCOCSrVpQE Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul mess about with Euro Truck Simulator before diving into the amazing Shovel Knight.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-07-21|| style="text-align:left;"| Killzone: Shadowfall PT4 -- For Kellen, Apparently || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMLp3H5AH5A Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham & Paul finish this incomprehensible mess of a game.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-06-30|| style="text-align:left;"| Killzone: Shadowfall PT3 -- Floating Through the Ruins || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbmov7S65a8 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | G&P (literally) float their way from plot-point to plot-point, with nary a character development to stop them.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-06-23|| style="text-align:left;"| Killzone: Shadowfall PT2 -- Catching the Train || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxylQhlTn2o Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | G&P rely heavily on the main character (the Owl) to save them.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-06-16|| style="text-align:left;"| Killzone: Shadowfall PT1 -- Inexplicable Plot Attack! || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adjdHEzxmUM Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul jump into the GORGEOUS and entirely BONKERS world of Killzone: Shadowfall.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-06-09|| style="text-align:left;"| Nero's Fiddling || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QENeZFHBe1k Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | The "epic" conclusion of this incomprehensible game.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-06-02|| style="text-align:left;"| Ryse PT2 -- Historical Accuracy Be Damned || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ6yweOTt9Q Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | WHO BUILT THESE CHAINS AND FOR GOD'S SAKE WHY!?!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-05-26|| style="text-align:left;"| Ryse PT1 -- Falling Through the Earth (also some Peggle) || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5czKnzLO-o Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul are a legionnaire in secret alternate Rome. The game almost functions.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-05-05|| style="text-align:left;"| Witcher 2 PT1 -- The King is Kickass || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1jdBc4J7JE Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham & Paul try they're hands at Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings. They even meet one of those assassins!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-04-21|| style="text-align:left;"| Overblood -- Pipo to the Rescue! || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm_Tl3XPy5U Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham & Paul play old, OLD school "adventure" game Overblood.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-03-31|| style="text-align:left;"| Metal Gear Rising PT3 -- Skyscraper Assault || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMYtxGesD2k Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul navigate up and down the TALLEST BUILDING IN THE WORLD.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-03-24|| style="text-align:left;"| Metal Gear Rising PT2 -- El Mariachi || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0ZZ_K2iK7o Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | The best upgrade in the history of games.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-03-17|| style="text-align:left;"| Metal Gear Rising PT1 -- Cut Thing into Smaller Things || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkAOnl3b4VY Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul parry and slice their way into a new game, with Metal Gear Slicing: The Stabbening
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-03-10|| style="text-align:left;"| Beyond: Two Souls PT4 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC5P6HSt2cA Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | The Two Souls become one, or something, as Graham and Paul end the madness.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-03-03|| style="text-align:left;"| PLP — Paul plays Creeper World 3 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5wGDyc9ZM4 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham is sick, so Paul is playing Creeper World 3!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-02-24|| style="text-align:left;"| Beyond: Two Souls PT3 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WilRdveIwI Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul go on a vision quest, then prep for a hot date.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-02-17|| style="text-align:left;"| Beyond: Two Souls PT2 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJJAFxDY_Ug Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul deliver a homeless baby then stage a goth rebellion.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-02-10|| style="text-align:left;"| Beyond: Two Souls PT1 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko52e3Rv0Rw Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul fight through clunky-ass controls in Beyond: Ellen Page.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-02-03|| style="text-align:left;"| Peggle 2 PT2 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCzy2CsS7qs Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Kathleen, Paul, and Graham fill some time with MOAR PEGGLE
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-02-03|| style="text-align:left;"| Paul plays Creeper World 3 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SASRf3cEFDs Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham's away, so Paul fights back The Creep, in Creeper World 3.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-27|| style="text-align:left;"| Peggle 2 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo5UXCJxRyQ Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham & Paul decompress after completing Dark with an actually GOOD game.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-27|| style="text-align:left;"| Dark PT5 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxB6xk5By44 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | The "epic" conclusion to Dark, the game that ends with a dull thud.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-20|| style="text-align:left;"| Dark PT4 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbLW0xUW6Mo Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Eric Bane does more his stupid skulking around in an attempt to get the right blood.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-13|| style="text-align:left;"| Dark PT3 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSfvmy5HMAM Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul skulk around the Geoforge in the second episode of GPLP.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-07|| style="text-align:left;"| Dark PT2 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_uX3xmhUsk Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul play DARK
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-07|| style="text-align:left;"| Dark PT1 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnfjq-i7ppI Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul play DARK

|}

==Previous GPLP==
===Cursed Crusade===
{| align="right"
|[[#top]]
|}
{| class="wikitable" style="width:60%; text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#B72E38; color:white;"
|style="width:12%;" | Date || Title || style="width:8%;" | Link

|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2013-02-15|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Crusade PT24 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1520/GPLP-Cursed-Crusade-PT24 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | IT ALL ENDS! Or does it?!?! (It does). Featuring bonus Kathleen!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2013-02-14|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Crusade PT23 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1518/GPLP-Cursed-Crusade-PT23 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Brad come so close... SO CLOSE, to finishing it. Kathleen joins them next episode for the finale.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2013-02-13|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Crusade PT22 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1515/GPLP-Cursed-Crusade-PT22 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Remember that huge demon? How about three of them! However will we defeat them without some kind of contrived bullcrap?
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2013-02-07|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Crusade PT21 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1511/GPLP-Cursed-Crusade-PT21 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Our "heroes" save a princess! A real princess! It goes poorly. And by poorly we mean GIANT DEMON.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2013-01-30|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Crusade PT20 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1504/GPLP-Cursed-Crusade-PT20 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Denz and Esteban make a new friend!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2013-01-26|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Crusade PT19 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1498/GPLP-Cursed-Crusade-PT19 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | After Nightmare #3, the guys now try to escape from Constantinople.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2013-01-23|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Crusade PT18 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1477/GPLP-Cursed-Crusade-PT18 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Our heroes get ever-closer to their goal... though it's becoming more and more difficult to remember WHAT THAT ACTUALLY IS.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2013-01-17|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Cruade PT17 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1460/GPLP-Cursed-Cruade-PT17 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Denz and Julio close in on their goal, and fight Death along the way. Literally.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2013-01-13|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Cruade PT16 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1455/GPLP-Cursed-Cruade-PT16 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | The sacking of Constantinople continues, featuring Denz's ongoing battle with disappearing gates.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2013-01-05|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Cruade PT15 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1447/GPLP-Cursed-Cruade-PT15 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Our 'heroes' re-retake the Yedikule, feel their way through Demon Mode, and fight some out-of-place troops.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2013-01-02|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Crusade PT14 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1442/GPLP-Cursed-Crusade-PT14 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Trebuchets thus destroyed, Denz and Julian Fries have to conquer Constantinople's inner sanctum.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2013-01-01|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Crusade PT13 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1439/GPLP-Cursed-Crusade-PT13 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham, Paul & Brad reconvene, and plan to grind out the rest of this awful game. In this episode, Denz and Taco Time try to destroy a series of trebuchets. Twice.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-09-19|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Crusade PT12 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1381/GPLP-Cursed-Crusade-PT12 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | The in-game nightmare leads to real nightmares, owing to our fear of over-saturated red haze.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-08-04|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Crusade PT11 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1341/GPLP-Cursed-Crusade-PT11 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Further proof that simply everyone in this world has a demon form.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-07-31|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Crusade PT10 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1339/GPLP-Cursed-Crusade-PT10 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Denz and November arrive at the gripping locale of "Zara, later"
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-07-07|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Crusade PT9 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1321/GPLP-Cursed-Crusade-PT9 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | The ongoing adventures of Ballista Quest 2012?
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-06-23|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Crusade PT8 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1308/GPLP-Cursed-Crusade-PT8 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | In which Denz really has to hammer on fools to break through their armour.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-06-15|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Crusade PT7 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1303/GPLP-Cursed-Crusade-PT7 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Our heroes continue to do someone else's bitch-work.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-06-06|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Crusade PT6 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1295/GPLP-Cursed-Crusade-PT6 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Denz and November sabotage a siege chain and ransack a city.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-06-02|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Crusade PT5 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1290/GPLP-Cursed-Crusade-PT5 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | The guys spend WAY too long trying to solve a ballista-based objective.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-05-30|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Crusade PT4 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1287/GPLP-Cursed-Crusade-PT4 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | We discover that you can kick enemies into wells, and now that's all Denz does forver.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-05-22|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Crusade PT3 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1280/GPLP-Cursed-Crusade-PT3 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | The boyz absolutely crush a local strongman contest. Or whatever it was.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-05-12|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Crusade PT2 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1271/GPLP-Cursed-Crusade-PT2 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Denz and Mr. November lay seige to a fort, with exploding bags.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-05-08|| style="text-align:left;"| Cursed Crusade PT1 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1267/GPLP-Cursed-Crusade-PT1 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | The adventure of Denz and Esteban (eventually) begins!
|}
===X-Men Destiny===
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|- style="background-color:#B72E38; color:white;"
|style="width:12%;" | Date || Title || style="width:8%;" | Link
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-04-27|| style="text-align:left;"| X-Men Destiny PT12 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1258/GPLP-X-Men-Destiny-PT12 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Chad finally defeats the bad guy. Wait, who IS the bad guy again?
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-04-23|| style="text-align:left;"| X-Men Destiny PT11 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1252/GPLP-X-Men-Destiny-PT11 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Chad discovers his inner giant rock golem.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-04-18|| style="text-align:left;"| X-Men Destiny PT10 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1249/GPLP-X-Men-Destiny-PT10 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Chad finally, FINALLY gets to join the Brotherhood. It doesn't change much.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-04-04|| style="text-align:left;"| X-Men Destiny PT9 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1236/GPLP-X-Men-Destiny-PT9 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Chad reunites with Caliban and JugJug, as he tries to rescue Pixie, which is apparently the whole game now.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-03-29|| style="text-align:left;"| X-Men Destiny PT8 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1230/GPLP-X-Men-Destiny-PT8 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Chad fights Sentinel technology, but no actual Sentinels. And climbs walls.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-03-23|| style="text-align:left;"| X-Men Destiny PT7 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1223/GPLP-X-Men-Destiny-PT7 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Chad defeats John Sublime and meets his hero!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-03-20|| style="text-align:left;"| X-Men Destiny PT6 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1220/GPLP-X-Men-Destiny-PT6 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Chad's adventure continues as he and various X-Mans battle the U-Men.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-03-17|| style="text-align:left;"| X-Men Destiny PT5 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1216/GPLP-X-Men-Destiny-PT5 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Chad teams up with Gambit to stop the Purifiers. It doesn't totally work.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-03-13|| style="text-align:left;"| X-Men Destiny PT4 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1212/GPLP-X-Men-Destiny-PT4 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Chad's adventures take him to Future Chinatown!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-03-06|| style="text-align:left;"| X-Men Destiny PT3 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1203/GPLP-X-Men-Destiny-PT3 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Chad chooses to side with The Brotherhood and Magneto throws a bridge.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-03-02|| style="text-align:left;"| X-Men Destiny PT2 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1198/GPLP-X-Men-Destiny-PT2 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham & Paul take on X-Men Destiny. Chad Football wears another mutant's genes and chooses sides.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-02-28|| style="text-align:left;"| X-Men Destiny PT1 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1195/GPLP-X-Men-Destiny-PT1 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham & Paul take on X-Men Destiny. Chad Football chooses to have the mutant power of rock hands.
|}
===Dante's Inferno===
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{| class="wikitable" style="width:60%; text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#B72E38; color:white;"
|style="width:12%;" | Date || Title || style="width:8%;" | Link
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-02-24|| style="text-align:left;"| Dante's Inferno PT18 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1190/GPLP-Dantes-Inferno-PT18 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul are joined by Brad for a journey through Dante's Inferno, checking it against the source material. It's a delightful quest.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-02-22|| style="text-align:left;"| Dante's Inferno PT17 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1188/GPLP-Dantes-Inferno-PT17 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul are joined by Brad for a journey through Dante's Inferno, checking it against the source material. It's a delightful quest.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-02-21|| style="text-align:left;"| Dante's Inferno PT16 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1186/GPLP-Dantes-Inferno-PT16 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul are joined by Brad for a journey through Dante's Inferno, checking it against the source material. It's a delightful quest.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-02-17|| style="text-align:left;"| Dante's Inferno PT15 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1180/GPLP-Dantes-Inferno-PT15 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul are joined by Brad for a journey through Dante's Inferno, checking it against the source material. It's a delightful quest.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-02-15|| style="text-align:left;"| Dante's Inferno PT 14 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1178/GPLP-Dantes-Inferno-PT-14 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul are joined by Brad for a journey through Dante's Inferno, checking it against the source material. It's a delightful quest.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-01-12|| style="text-align:left;"| Dante's Inferno PT13 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1147/GPLP-Dantes-Inferno-PT13 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul are joined by Brad for a journey through Dante's Inferno, checking it against the source material. It's a delightful quest.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2012-01-11|| style="text-align:left;"| Dante's Inferno PT12 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1145/GPLP-Dantes-Inferno-PT12 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul are joined by Brad for a journey through Dante's Inferno, checking it against the source material. It's a delightful quest.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-12-20|| style="text-align:left;"| Dante's Inferno PT11 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1131/GPLP-Dantes-Inferno-PT11 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul are joined by Brad for a journey through Dante's Inferno, checking it against the source material. It's a delightful quest.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-12-16|| style="text-align:left;"| Dante's Inferno PT10 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1126/GPLP-Dantes-Inferno-PT10 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul are joined by Brad for a journey through Dante's Inferno, checking it against the source material. It's a delightful quest.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-12-15|| style="text-align:left;"| Dante's Inferno PT9 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1125/GPLP-Dantes-Inferno-PT9 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul are joined by Brad for a journey through Dante's Inferno, checking it against the source material. It's a delightful quest.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-12-07|| style="text-align:left;"| Dante's Inferno PT8 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1119/GPLP-Dantes-Inferno-PT8 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul are joined by Brad for a journey through Dante's Inferno, checking it against the source material. It's a delightful quest.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-11-08|| style="text-align:left;"| Dante's Inferno PT7 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1066/GPLP-Dantes-Inferno-PT7 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul are joined by Brad for a journey through Dante's Inferno, checking it against the source material. It's a delightful quest.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-11-06|| style="text-align:left;"| Dante's Inferno PT6 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1061/GPLP-Dantes-Inferno-PT6 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul are joined by Brad for a journey through Dante's Inferno, checking it against the source material. It's a delightful quest.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-11-02|| style="text-align:left;"| Dante's Inferno PT5 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1059/GPLP-Dantes-Inferno-PT5 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul are joined by Brad for a journey through Dante's Inferno, checking it against the source material. It's a delightful quest.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-10-31|| style="text-align:left;"| Dante's Inferno PT4 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1056/GPLP-Dantes-Inferno-PT4 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul are joined by Brad for a journey through Dante's Inferno, checking it against the source material. It's a delightful quest.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-10-28|| style="text-align:left;"| Dante's Inferno PT3 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1052/GPLP-Dantes-Inferno-PT3 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul are joined by Brad for a journey through Dante's Inferno, checking it against the source material. It's a delightful quest.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-10-27|| style="text-align:left;"| Dante's Inferno PT2 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1051/GPLP-Dantes-Inferno-PT2 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul are joined by Brad for a journey through Dante's Inferno, checking it against the source material. It's a delightful quest.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-10-26|| style="text-align:left;"| Dante's Inferno PT1 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1049/GPLP-Dantes-Inferno-PT1- Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham and Paul are joined by Brad for a journey through Dante's Inferno, checking it against the source material. It's a delightful quest.
|}
===Venetica===
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|- style="background-color:#B72E38; color:white;"
|style="width:12%;" | Date || Title || style="width:8%;" | Link
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-07-11|| style="text-align:left;"| Venetica PT12 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/963/GPLP-Venetica-PT12 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Part 12, the final part, of the Venetica GPLP.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-07-11|| style="text-align:left;"| Venetica PT11 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/962/GPLP-Venetica-PT11 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Part 11 of the Venetica GPLP.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-07-11|| style="text-align:left;"| Venetica PT10 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/961/GPLP-Venetica-PT10 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Part 10 of the Venetica GPLP.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-07-11|| style="text-align:left;"| Venetica PT9 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/960/GPLP-Venetica-PT9 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Part 9 of the Venetica GPLP.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-07-11|| style="text-align:left;"| Venetica PT8 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/959/GPLP-Venetica-PT8 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Part 8 of the Venetica GPLP.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-07-11|| style="text-align:left;"| Venetica PT7 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/958/GPLP-Venetica-PT7 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Part 7 of the Venetica GPLP.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-07-11|| style="text-align:left;"| Venetica PT6 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/957/GPLP-Venetica-PT6 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Part 6 of the Venetica GPLP.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-07-11|| style="text-align:left;"| Venetica PT5 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/956/GPLP-Venetica-PT5 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Part 5 of the Venetica GPLP.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-07-11|| style="text-align:left;"| Venetica PT4 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/955/GPLP-Venetica-PT4 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Part 4 of the Venetica GPLP.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-07-11|| style="text-align:left;"| Venetica PT3 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/954/GPLP-Venetica-PT3 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Part 3 of the Venetica GPLP.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-07-11|| style="text-align:left;"| Venetica PT2 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/953/GPLP-Venetica-PT2 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Part 2 of the Venetica GPLP.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2011-07-11|| style="text-align:left;"| Venetica PT1 || [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/952/GPLP-Venetica-PT1 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham & Paul Let's Play: Venetica, a game of inappropriate armor and silly swordplay.

|}

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Beej's Backlog

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'''Beej's Backlog''' is [[Brendan Dery|Beej's]] show on [[LoadingReadyLive]], typically streaming at 6 PM PST/9 PM EST on Mondays.

Beej has a pile of Nintendo junk he’s been meaning to get to — some of it dating back to the SNES — and you’re going to watch him grind through it, even if it kills both of you. Luckily, [[Heather Dery|Heather’s]] usually there to call him a scrub.

==List Of Episodes==

===2014===

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{| class="wikitable" style="width:60%; text-align:center;"
|- style="background-color:#B72E38; color:white;"
|style="width:12%;" | Date || Title || style="width:8%;" | Link

|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-12-08|| style="text-align:left;"| Shadowrun: Dragonfall Ep7 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyQclw_Fens Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-12-01|| style="text-align:left;"| Shadowrun: Dragonfall Ep6 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LQ5oqxkdpw Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-11-24|| style="text-align:left;"| Shadowrun: Dragonfall Ep5 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roMbwJ3EU_g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-11-03|| style="text-align:left;"| Shadowrun: Dragonfall Ep4 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj8BjbqP35g Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-10-27|| style="text-align:left;"| Shadowrun: Dragonfall Ep3 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP9weWbOLEM Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-10-20|| style="text-align:left;"| Shadowrun: Dragonfall Ep2 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj8YjghnKpA Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-10-16|| style="text-align:left;"| Ogre Battle 64 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnH95Ju9A48 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-09-29|| style="text-align:left;"| Paper Mario: TTYD PT16 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOFkMLNq-tc Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-09-22|| style="text-align:left;"| Paper Mario: TTYD PT15 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NojR10UGnQM Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-09-15|| style="text-align:left;"| Paper Mario: TTYD PT14 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-lWNqS1GKU Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-09-08|| style="text-align:left;"| Paper Mario: TTYD PT13 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_ZZSOVa4MU Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-08-25|| style="text-align:left;"| Paper Mario: TTYD PT12 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ0nJPjOgNs Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Will Beej finally beat Paper Mario this week?
Nope, the answer is always no.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-08-18|| style="text-align:left;"| Paper Mario: TTYD PT11 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhaUsZHDkBs Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Beej's papery quest rolls up and on!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-08-04|| style="text-align:left;"| Paper Mario: TTYD PT9 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3VuAWNjOtw Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Something something Mario is a flat plane.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-07-28|| style="text-align:left;"| Paper Mario: TTYD PT8 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs4vJKVEmUk Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Beej and Heather and Nega-Mario go on an adventure.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-07-21|| style="text-align:left;"| Paper Mario: TTYD PT7 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6X5m-chsZ4 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-07-14|| style="text-align:left;"| Paper Mario: TTYD PT6 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcVqVJqfPKU Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-07-07|| style="text-align:left;"| Paper Mario: TTYD PT5 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67r-7fZluyg Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-07-06|| style="text-align:left;"| Paper Mario: TTYD PT4 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvGcdGjvTLg Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-06-23|| style="text-align:left;"| Paper Mario: TTYD PT2 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSzWnz5mta4 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Alex joins Beej for more musings on life, fonts, and the meaning of Paper Mario.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-06-16|| style="text-align:left;"| Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door PT1 -- The Rise of Goombella || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCdaWZRuRUM Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Beej's Paper Mario quest begins!!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-06-09|| style="text-align:left;"| Densha De Dan -- Train Simulators! || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t8zer__IyU Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Beej's good buddy Dan joins us to share his hobby, train simulator videogames. They're more fun than we thought!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-06-02|| style="text-align:left;"| Super Princess Peach PT5 -- F U Bowser || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n00vVtRdGs4 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Alex joins Beej for the finale of Super Princess Peach!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-05-26|| style="text-align:left;"| Super Princess Peach PT4 -- The Parasol is Real || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqhmc9mT0U8 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Beej's quest of emotions continues.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-05-22|| style="text-align:left;"| Super Princess Peach PT3 -- Saving Toads || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETXnOyo-E1Y Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Beej is exhausted, but the Toads must be saved.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-05-12|| style="text-align:left;"| Super Princess Peach PT2 -- Parasol Panic || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIZXloK-pUM Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Beej's quest through the Mushroom Kingdom continues.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-05-05|| style="text-align:left;"| Super Princess Peach PT1 -- A Game of Emotions || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBqslG4DV5U Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Beej explores a whirlwind of emotions in Super Princess Peach for DS.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-05-02|| style="text-align:left;"| Yoot Tower || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxnItxuy2j8 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | It's like Sim Tower, but a sequel that was never released. Wait no, that's EXACTLY what it is.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-04-21|| style="text-align:left;"| Harvest Moon PT6 & Rebel Strike -- Wedding Day! || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4Hr3aUUCQ Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-04-14|| style="text-align:left;"| Harvest Moon PT5 -- The Quest for Marriage || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_eP5_dCFKs Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Beej and Alex, and Alex the horse, farming up a storm.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-04-07|| style="text-align:left;"| Harvest Moon PT4 -- Riding Alex || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rmy5yNjrxY Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Beej gets ever closer to closing the deal with Nami.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-03-24|| style="text-align:left;"| Harvest Moon PT2 -- Shirtless Edition! || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psxR1kKrYOg Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Beej continues Harvest Moon with chat input, and this week the chat had A LOT of input O_O
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-03-17|| style="text-align:left;"| Harvest Moon PT1 -- The Namening || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGBa1bCtShg Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Beej Harvests the Moon with much input from chat.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-03-14|| style="text-align:left;"| Thanks Odama! || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LahcsgfYYFQ Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Beej tilts the EFF out with this Gamecube Japanese pinball horseshit.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-02-24|| style="text-align:left;"| PoP: Warrior Within PT9 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9KN1Su50v0 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Streaming errors be damned, Beej's Backlog goes ahead regardless. He's so close!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-02-18|| style="text-align:left;"| PoP: Warrior Within PT8 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNXsMV1rHa0 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | The Dahaka is after Beej!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-02-10|| style="text-align:left;"| PoP: Warrior Within PT7 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJmoE4qc7jQ Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Prince of Beej!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-02-03|| style="text-align:left;"| PoP: Warrior Within PT6 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFlZVBm7-xM Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Beej cranks the death count up with more PoP.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-27|| style="text-align:left;"| Prince of Persia: Warrior Within PT5 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Opk-EUUQLk Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Beej's death-venture continues.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-20|| style="text-align:left;"| Prince of Persia: Warrior Within PT4 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3Wqldnt_DM Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-13|| style="text-align:left;"| PoP: Warrior Within PT3 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AokypCg54Gw Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Beej's death count increases even more this week!
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-06|| style="text-align:left;"| PoP: Warrior Within PT1 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVylgnoihTo Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Beej's gets up to speed in Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-01-06|| style="text-align:left;"| PoP: Warrior Within PT2 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT-iw27TDa0 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Beej's gets up to speed in Prince of Persia: Warrior Within
|}

{{LoadingReadyLive}}

Things on my Stream

2015-02-26T21:56:51Z

Derfs: added table

[[Image:things-logo.png|300px|tumb|right]]

'''Things on my Stream''' is [[paul|Paul's]] show on [[LoadingReadyLive]], typically streaming at 3 PM PST/6 PM EST/11 PM GMT on Mondays.

Paul rides solo as he hangs out with the chatroom, and shares games he loves. Action, strategy, point-and-click adventure titles: all these things are on Paul’s stream.

==List Of Episodes==

===2014===

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|- style="background-color:#B72E38; color:white;"
|style="width:12%;" | Date || Title || style="width:8%;" | Link

|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-12-04|| style="text-align:left;"|Loom & I Am Bread || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pkw2AzWMkg Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | After tracking down a weird echo, Paul steals James' stream (while blaming Alex) to finish Loom, and play a bit of I Am Bread (skip to 56:50). Paul also explains how the twitch chat zebra stripes now move with the messages.

|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-12-01|| style="text-align:left;"|Psychonauts & Loom || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UMPEpKRyZM Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 

|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-11-24|| style="text-align:left;"|GPLP — Psychonauts Ep 7|| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuqIJJiT48k Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 

|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-09-24|| style="text-align:left;"|Test Broadcast|| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG69zbdPPOM Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 

|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-10-27|| style="text-align:left;"|Psychonauts Ep5|| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRAboNFxW3w Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 

|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-10-20|| style="text-align:left;"|Psychonauts Ep4|| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p6uEmv8vA8 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 

|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-10-13|| style="text-align:left;"|GPLP — Psychonauts Ep3 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yaexpli2bg Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Graham joins in with Paul this week!

|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-10-06|| style="text-align:left;"|Psychonauts Ep2 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d9DRahjWqM Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 

|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-09-29|| style="text-align:left;"|Evo Man Ep 4 & Psychonauts Ep 1 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IraC2gDSqb4 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 

|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-09-20|| style="text-align:left;"|New Super Mario Bros U|| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3p8gD4Uf-A Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 

|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-09-15|| style="text-align:left;"|EVO: The Search for Eden || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcO7tKGTxfA Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | PAUL IS CAVEMAN!

|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-08-29|| style="text-align:left;"|Tech Test|| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phPRZp4q7Ok Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Well, we broadcast it, so here's the replay. Paul hangs out and tests various tech settings.

|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-08-18|| style="text-align:left;"|EVO: Search for Eden || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFZlFCyyaWA Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Join Paul as he delves into the SNES classic EVO!

|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-08-11|| style="text-align:left;"|Another World || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hdYYBbqDcs Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 

|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-07-14|| style="text-align:left;"|Oni & Creeper World 3 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t84aQbofgPw Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | Paul finishes off Oni, and plays some more Creeper World 3!

|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-07-07|| style="text-align:left;"|Oni PT3 || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ9KjtBRiHo Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 

|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-05-12|| style="text-align:left;"|ONI PT2 -- Rising Fury! || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMzDt_NWjcA Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | 

|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
|2014-04-28|| style="text-align:left;"|Oni -- Guns and Punching || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlvWSN_eL10 Link]
|-
|colspan="3" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:2px solid #FCCA11;" | While Graham and Kathleen are away, Paul plays one of his old favourites.

|}

{{LoadingReadyLive}}

LoadingReadyRun Streams

2015-02-15T16:37:53Z

Derfs: /* Ongoing */ minor text changes

{{Confuse|[[LoadingReadyLIVE!]]}}

[[Image:LoadingReadyLive logo.png|400px|right | LoadingReadyLive logo]]

As a consequence of the [[Season 11 Kickstarter]] successfully funding, LoadingReadyRun began streaming several live shows to their [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/ Twitch Channel]. These videos are archived there as well as cross-posted to a [http://www.youtube.com/user/loadingreadylive YouTube account] created specifically for that purpose. Most of these shows feature a crew-member playing a game for three hours or more. Discuss LoadingReadyLive [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22047 here]. See [http://loadingreadyrun.com/live the Official Broadcast Schedule]. See CantWearHats's LoadingReadyLive Gif album [http://imgur.com/a/EoMQz#0 here]

==Shows==
===Ongoing===
*'''[[CheckPoint#Season_Four_.28CheckPointPlus.29|CheckPointPlus]]''' - CheckPoint lives on, filmed before a live internet audience! Kathleen, Graham, and Paul keep you up to date on the latest and stupidest gaming industry news, while sharing their views on the most egregious examples of idiocy. The term “lambast” is applicable.
** Every Monday at 1 PM Pacific
** Discuss CheckPointPlus [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22049 here].

*'''[[Things on my Stream]]''' - Paul rides solo as he hangs out with the chatroom, and shares games he loves. Action, strategy, point-and-click adventure titles: all these things are on Paul’s stream.
** Every Monday at 3 PM Pacific
** Discuss Things on my Stream [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=23310 here].

*'''[[Beej's Backlog]]''' - Beej has a pile of Nintendo-console crap he’s been meaning to get to — some of it dating back to the SNES — and you’re going to watch him grind through it, even if it kills both of you. Also, you’re going to like it because Beej is a funny guy.
** Every Monday at 6 PM Pacific
** Discuss Beej's Backlog [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22051 here].

*'''[[Heather's Handhelds]]''' - Sure, other streams dabble with handheld gaming from time to time, but to Heather a mobile console is serious business. Join her as she introduces you (and co-host Kathleen) to some of her handheld favourites, new and old.
** Every Tuesday at 12 PM Pacific
** Discuss Heather's Handhelds [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=23312 here].

*'''[[IDDQDerp]]''' - Watching Alex play games is its own pastime. Look forward to Minecraft shenanigans and nutty adventure maps, “Let’s NOPE!” survival horror playthroughs, FPS games with mods you’ve never heard of, and maybe even game genres Alex hasn’t played before… You won’t be disappointed.
** Every Tuesday at 2 PM Pacific
** Discuss IDDQDERP [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22052 here].

*'''[[I, Horner]]''' - Join Ian, a master of ephemera, for an adventure in the obscure. It could be an import game that never got across the Pacific, or just a game that never got fair dues in its day, either way, iHorner will guide you.
** Every Tuesday at 6 PM Pacific
** Discuss I, Horner [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=23311 here].

*'''[[Graham & Paul Let's Play]]''' - Graham & Paul bring their [[Unskippable]] sensibilities to GPLP, mercilessly riffing on all games, good and bad (but mostly bad). If you’ve ever wanted to see two men constantly disappointed on a deep, personal level by bad combat mechanics and interminable cutscenes, this is the place.
** Every Wednesday at 12 PM Pacific
** Discuss Graham & Paul Let's Play [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22050 here].

*'''[[Kathleen Saves the World]]''' - JRPGs are usually awful. But sometimes they are… less bad, and once in a while, there is one that is actually excellent. Wherever a JRPG falls on Kathleen’s proprietary quality scale (from “this is an abomination unto gaming” or “I will prod you with a stick until you put it in your eyes”), she loves these turn-based delights with a fervor that verges on addiction. Join her as she plays and discusses JRPGs new and old, everything from Shin Megami Tensei to Final Fantasy.
** Every Wednesday at 3 PM Pacific
** Discuss Kathleen Saves the World [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22048 here].

*'''[[A Swiftly Tilting Cameron]]''' - As far as Cam is concerned, there is one correct difficulty for strategy games: punishing. Whether it’s “hardcore”, or “extreme”, or “iron man”, you’re not doing it right if your entire squad isn’t one bad roll away from paving the save file and starting over.
** Every Wednesday at 6 PM Pacific
** Discuss A Swiftly Tilting Cameron [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22054 here].

*'''[[Video Games with Video James]]''' - James is a man of many skills, and one that he plans to master is Minecraft. He’s going to play other games too but… he’s really into Minecraft, you guys. He’s even going to get the other LRR crew to play with him on a special server, and you can join in too!
** Every Thursday at 9 AM Pacific
** Discuss Video Games with Video James [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22055 here].

*'''LRRMTG''' - Every week, James and Graham draft Magic: the Gathering Online, and occasionally succeed! Although, when the goal is entertainment over good play, it really seems more like they always succeed. Hop in the chat and tell us what to pick.
** Every Thursday at 3 PM Pacific
** Discuss LRRMTG [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22056 here].

*'''[[House of Stark]]''' - There are many games that Graham wants to play and mock, but he can’t really validate the personal time to do so because they’re awful. Luckily for you, the knowledge that you’ll be sharing the “experience” with him is exactly the excuse he needs to work through his hit list.
** Every Thursday at 7 PM Pacific
** Discuss House of Stark [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22057 here].

*'''[[Let's NOPE!]]''' - What do you call a game that’s not quite spooky? SPOOPY! Join Alex and a different co-host every week to be alternately scared and/or appalled by the vast depths of gaming’s horror genre. Warning, many spoops ahead!
** Every Friday at 7 PM Pacific


*'''[[Adam's Gamehaüs]]''' - Adam’s enthusiasm for gaming is infectious and his stream is a blast to watch because of it. Some days it’s hard to pull him offline, since he routinely streams for many hours at a time. Action games, RPGs, shooters, the Gamehaüs has it all!
** Every Saturday at 11 AM
** Discuss Adam's Gamehaüs [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22619 here].

*'''[[Crossing the Streams]]''' - This is what happens when our hosts collide and play together. Sometimes it’s cooperative, like a Minecraft map. Sometimes it’s competitive, like Mario Kart. Sometimes it’s Hatoful Boyfriend. Who knows what could happen when we cross the streams?
** Every other Saturday at 6 PM Pacific
** Discuss Crossing the Streams [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=23313 here].

*'''[[Watch+Play]]''' - It's simple: Graham scours the web for the worst in gaming (often from viewer suggestions) and forces Alex to play it, without any preparation or recourse. Watch two grown men rendered sick with laughter!

** Discuss Watch+Play [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22620 here].

===Finished===
*'''[[The Book of Passwords]]''' - When Jer was a kid, he wasn’t allowed to have an NES. Instead, he had to go over to friends’ houses to get his game fix. Gaming was social, full of controller-passing, catridge-cleaning and password scrawling. Join Jer—and a rotating co-host—every week as they dig up, play and reminisce about their favourite games of all time.
** Finished
** Discuss The Book of Passwords [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22053 here].

{{LoadingReadyLive}}

Heather's Handhelds

2015-02-15T16:34:59Z

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'''Heather's Handhelds''' is [[Heather Dery|Heather's]] show on [[LoadingReadyLive]], typically streaming at Noon PST/3 PM EST/8 PM GMT on Tuesdays.

Sure, other streams dabble with handheld gaming from time to time, but to Heather a mobile console is serious business. Join her as she introduces you (and co-host [[Kathleen|Kathleen]]) to some of her handheld favourites, new and old.

==Games==
===Doctor Lautrec and the Forgotten Knights===

===Monster Tale===

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I, Horner

2015-02-15T16:34:27Z

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'''I, Horner''' is [[Ian Horner|Ian's]] show on [[LoadingReadyLive]], typically streaming at 6 PM PST/9 PM EST/2 AM GMT on Tuesdays.

Join Ian, a master of ephemera, for an adventure in the obscure. It could be an import game that never got across the Pacific, or just a game that never got fair dues in its day, either way, iHorner will guide you.

==Games==
===Shenmue===

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Heather's Handhelds

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'''Heather's Handhelds''' is [[Heather Dery|Heather's]] show on [[LoadingReadyLive]], typically streaming at Noon PST/3 PM EST/8 PM GMT on Mondays.

Sure, other streams dabble with handheld gaming from time to time, but to Heather a mobile console is serious business. Join her as she introduces you (and co-host [[Kathleen|Kathleen]]) to some of her handheld favourites, new and old.

==Games==
===Doctor Lautrec and the Forgotten Knights===

===Monster Tale===

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2015-02-15T16:20:25Z

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Things on my Stream

2015-02-15T14:01:48Z

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LoadingReadyRun Streams

2015-02-15T13:20:22Z

Derfs: /* Shows */

{{Confuse|[[LoadingReadyLIVE!]]}}

[[Image:LoadingReadyLive logo.png|400px|right | LoadingReadyLive logo]]

As a consequence of the [[Season 11 Kickstarter]] successfully funding, LoadingReadyRun began streaming several live shows to their [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/ Twitch Channel]. These videos are archived there as well as cross-posted to a [http://www.youtube.com/user/loadingreadylive YouTube account] created specifically for that purpose. Most of these shows feature a crew-member playing a game for three hours or more. Discuss LoadingReadyLive [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22047 here]. See [http://loadingreadyrun.com/live the Official Broadcast Schedule]. See CantWearHats's LoadingReadyLive Gif album [http://imgur.com/a/EoMQz#0 here]

==Shows==
===Ongoing===
*'''[[CheckPoint#Season_Four_.28CheckPointPlus.29|CheckPointPlus]]''' - CheckPoint lives on, filmed before a live internet audience! Kathleen, Graham, and Paul keep you up to date on the latest and stupidest gaming industry news, while sharing their views on the most egregious examples of idiocy. The term “lambast” is applicable.
** Every Monday at 1 PM Pacific
** Discuss CheckPointPlus [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22049 here].

*'''[[Things on my Stream]]''' - Paul rides solo as he hangs out with the chatroom, and shares games he loves. Action, strategy, point-and-click adventure titles: all these things are on Paul’s stream.
** Every Monday at 3 PM Pacific
** Discuss Things on my Stream [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=23310 here].

*'''[[Beej's Backlog]]''' - Beej has a pile of Nintendo-console crap he’s been meaning to get to — some of it dating back to the SNES — and you’re going to watch him grind through it, even if it kills both of you. Also, you’re going to like it because Beej is a funny guy.
** Every Monday at 6 PM Pacific
** Discuss Beej's Backlog [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22051 here].

*'''[[Heather's Handhelds]]''' - Sure, other streams dabble with handheld gaming from time to time, but to Heather a mobile console is serious business. Join her as she introduces you (and co-host Kathleen) to some of her handheld favourites, new and old.
** Every Tuesday at 12 PM Pacific
** Discuss Heather's Handhelds [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=23312 here].

*'''[[IDDQDerp]]''' - Watching Alex play games is its own pastime. Look forward to Minecraft shenanigans and nutty adventure maps, “Let’s NOPE!” survival horror playthroughs, FPS games with mods you’ve never heard of, and maybe even game genres Alex hasn’t played before… You won’t be disappointed.
** Every Tuesday at 2 PM Pacific
** Discuss IDDQDERP [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22052 here].

*'''[[I, Horner]]''' - Join Ian, a master of ephemera, for an adventure in the obscure. It could be an import game that never got across the Pacific, or just a game that never got fair dues in its day, either way, iHorner will guide you.
** Every Tuesday at 6 PM Pacific
** Discuss I, Horner [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=23311 here].

*'''[[Graham & Paul Let's Play]]''' - Graham & Paul bring their [[Unskippable]] sensibilities to GPLP, mercilessly riffing on all games, good and bad (but mostly bad). If you’ve ever wanted to see two men constantly disappointed on a deep, personal level by bad combat mechanics and interminable cutscenes, this is the place.
** Every Wednesday at 12 PM Pacific
** Discuss Graham & Paul Let's Play [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22050 here].

*'''[[Kathleen Saves the World]]''' - JRPGs are usually awful. But sometimes they are… less bad, and once in a while, there is one that is actually excellent. Wherever a JRPG falls on Kathleen’s proprietary quality scale (from “this is an abomination unto gaming” or “I will prod you with a stick until you put it in your eyes”), she loves these turn-based delights with a fervor that verges on addiction. Join her as she plays and discusses JRPGs new and old, everything from Shin Megami Tensei to Final Fantasy.
** Every Wednesday at 3 PM Pacific
** Discuss Kathleen Saves the World [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22048 here].

*'''[[A Swiftly Tilting Cameron]]''' - As far as Cam is concerned, there is one correct difficulty for strategy games: punishing. Whether it’s “hardcore”, or “extreme”, or “iron man”, you’re not doing it right if your entire squad isn’t one bad roll away from paving the save file and starting over.
** Every Wednesday at 6 PM Pacific
** Discuss A Swiftly Tilting Cameron [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22054 here].

*'''[[Video Games with Video James]]''' - James is a man of many skills, and one that he plans to master is Minecraft. He’s going to play other games too but… he’s really into Minecraft, you guys. He’s even going to get the other LRR crew to play with him on a special server, and you can join in too!
** Every Thursday at 9 AM Pacific
** Discuss Video Games with Video James [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22055 here].

*'''LRRMTG''' - Every week, James and Graham draft Magic: the Gathering Online, and occasionally succeed! Although, when the goal is entertainment over good play, it really seems more like they always succeed. Hop in the chat and tell us what to pick.
** Every Thursday at 3 PM Pacific
** Discuss LRRMTG [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22056 here].

*'''[[House of Stark]]''' - There are many games that Graham wants to play and mock, but he can’t really validate the personal time to do so because they’re awful. Luckily for you, the knowledge that you’ll be sharing the “experience” with him is exactly the excuse he needs to work through his hit list.
** Every Thursday at 7 PM Pacific
** Discuss House of Stark [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22057 here].

*'''[[Let's NOPE!]]''' - What do you call a game that’s not quite spooky? SPOOPY! Join Alex and a different co-host every week to be alternately scared and/or appalled by the vast depths of gaming’s horror genre. Warning, many spoops ahead!
** Every Friday at 7 PM Pacific


*'''[[Adam's Gamehaüs]]''' - Adam’s enthusiasm for gaming is infectious and he’s stream is a blast to watch because of it. Some days it’s hard to pull him offline, since he routinely streams for many hours at a time. Action games, RPGs, shooters, the Gamehaüs has it all!
** Every Saturday at 11 AM
** Discuss Adam's Gamehaüs [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22619 here].

*'''[[Crossing the Streams]]''' - This is what happens when our hosts collide and play together. Sometimes it’s cooperative, like a Minecraft map. Sometimes it’s competitive, like Mario Kart. Sometimes it’s Hatoful Boyfriend. Who knows what could happen when we cross the streams?
** Every other Saturday at 6 PM Pacific
** Discuss Crossing the Streams [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=23313 here].

*'''[[Watch+Play]]''' - It simple: Graham scours the web for the worst in gaming (often from viewer suggestions) and forces Alex to play it, without any preparation or recourse. Watch two grown men rendered sick with laughter!

** Discuss Watch+Play [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22620 here].
===Finished===
*'''[[The Book of Passwords]]''' - When Jer was a kid, he wasn’t allowed to have an NES. Instead, he had to go over to friends’ houses to get his game fix. Gaming was social, full of controller-passing, catridge-cleaning and password scrawling. Join Jer—and a rotating co-host—every week as they dig up, play and reminisce about their favourite games of all time.
** Finished
** Discuss The Book of Passwords [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22053 here].

{{LoadingReadyLive}}

The Book of Passwords

2015-02-15T13:19:14Z

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When Jer was a kid, he wasn’t allowed to have an NES. Instead, he had to go over to friends’ houses to get his game fix. Gaming was social, full of controller-passing, catridge-cleaning and password scrawling. Join Jer—and a rotating co-host—every week as they dig up, play and reminisce about their favourite games of all time.

==Games==
===Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake===
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezPLU265jCw Watch]

===Marathon===
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIul_VpZ3vA Watch]

===Castlevania: Rondo of Blood===
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_beoJ2EggGA Watch]

===Strider===
* Watch: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zfc5QMjIFg Part 1] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wWu6kOUg14 Part 2]

===Diablo===
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3xROBpwXLU Watch]

===Jet Set Radio===
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMf6Grbu56s Watch]

===Kirby's Dreamland===
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLZD1lsz8Nc Watch]

===Dracula X Chronicles===
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShIHm9_ttxs Watch]

===Metal Slugs===
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1HEyaI7onM Watch]

===Metroid===
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KTixEm9zuE Watch]

===Colony Wars===
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7XSS0hmvJU Watch]

===Rockman 4===
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI7aMpYMTuM Watch]

===Mega Man IV===
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAxOBsxHfss Watch]

===God Hand===
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3PK4_pmsDc Watch]

{{LoadingReadyLive}}

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Watch+Play

2015-02-15T13:14:35Z

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'''Watch+Play''' is a show on [[LoadingReadyLive]], typically streaming at 7 PM PST/10 PM EST on Fridays every 3 weeks.

Alternating in the same timeslot as the Let's NOPE, [[Graham|Graham]] searches the internet for the absolute dregs of gaming and is slowly sending [[Alex|Alex]] insane by inflicting them on him, without prior preparation.

Warning, you may laugh until you can't breathe.

==Games==

===Prayer Warriors===

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWC-n73G6i8 Original Broadcast: 2014-01-17]

===Revelations 2012===

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKZWPnGkpNM Original Broadcast: 2014-03-19]

===Air Control, Hat Man, Goat Simulator===

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHwv-dwuhLw Original Broadcast: 2014-06-13]

===Alpha Zylon | New Reckoning | 4PM===

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbZ0TddO8mw Original Broadcast: 2014-07-18]

===Zoo Race & You Testament===

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIpBZv-920E Original Broadcast: 2014-08-01]

===Hippocampal & Unearthed & Shadow Warrior===

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFwtmqdpP28 Original Broadcast: 2014-09-26]

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2015-02-06T23:22:03Z

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=CheckPointPlus=
*Kathleen: "I can't control what comes out of my mouth. There's no brain thing there. The tongue is engaging separately. It's pure reptile instinct."
::'''''CP+ After-Show'''''
*Kathleen: "Come down to GSC Europe map warehouse where GSC stands for Geograpically Somewhat Correct. Our maps are mostly European but have great new countries, like [[Snorsh]]."
::'''''[http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/b/519899463?t=28m46s CP+ After-Show] subscriber commercial'''''
*Graham: "I haven't even been to Blight Town yet."
:Kathleen: "I don't know what that means."
:Graham: "You'll be able to infer it when I start screaming from the other room."
::'''''CheckPointPlus'''''
*Graham: ''*after getting the NAACP confused with the AARP*'' "We are from a different country. We don't know your things."
::'''''CheckPointPlus'''''

=Graham & Paul Let's Play=
==Dark==
*[[Graham Stark|Graham]]: "I can tell you about Sanctuary. Dude, they have twins, *twins*, working there, though the DJ doesn't know what she's doing. She's a real bitch."
::'''''Dark'''''
*''Graham begins level in a dead-end alley, facing out''
:Graham: "Where did I come in from?"
::'''''Dark'''''
*[[Paul Saunders|Paul]]: ''*making fun of the take-down animation*'' "By the rules of this game I'm playing, I have to die now."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Graham: "Okay men, we're going up against dangerous vampires that have killed dozens of people, but the budget's a bit tight, so only half of you get armour."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Paul: "I don't see how that's a special power. It's just teleporting and punching a guy."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Paul: "These guys need a radio. Seriously. This is not the sort of information you should be sending over email."
:Paul: ''*imitating soldier*'' "Hey, did you get that message about me advancing? GMail's been acting weird lately."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Paul: "What was your plan?"
:Graham: "I was going to punch him, but he wasn't close enough."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Graham: "Oh, food! No, wait, he's got armor."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Graham: ''*after finishing 'Dark'*'' "You know what we could do for the next hour?"
:Paul: "Cry bitterly?"
::'''''Dark'''''
*Paul: ''*after finishing Dark*'' "We are no longer playing Dark." [pause] "Dark can Get. Fucked."
::'''''Dark''''' -- [http://youtu.be/Yo5UXCJxRyQ?t=8m25s YouTube (8:25)]

==Beyond: Two Souls==
*Paul: ''*looking at a cake, playing as Aiden*'' "I threw it on the ground!" ''*cake explodes*''
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*Paul: "No burning?"
:Graham: "Eh, I don't think we have to kill them all."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*Paul: "So, you wanna sleep with the guy later?"
:Graham: "Yeah, sure."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*Paul: "My apologies to the people upset that we missed a thing, but I really don't care."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*''*Jodie is expected to deliver a baby*''
:Graham: I don't... I... Key..."
:Paul: "The CIA did '''not''' train me for this."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*Graham: "X to comfort!"
:Paul: "You have failed the comforting mini-game. She is not comforted at all."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*''*A QTE appears for Jodie to cut the umbilical cord*''
:Graham: "Oh God, don't fuck this up."
:Paul: "Why is cutting the cord like a God of War sequence?"
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*Paul: "It's like 'Think, Jodie, think... I know, the ghost thing that's the point of this game! I'll use that!'"
:Graham: "'I'm a genius!'"
:Paul: "'...The thing that I use to solve every single problem!'"
:Graham: "'It's brilliant!'"
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*''*Jodie knocks on the door and a very handsome Native American answers it*''
:Jodie: "I'm so sorry to disturb you"
:Graham: "...you massive hunk of man."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*''*A guard turns Jodie away from the Supermarket*''
:Graham: "What, you just ''know'' she's homeless, and you're all like: 'Ah-ah-ah!'"
:Paul: "Well she ''is'' all roughed up..."
:Graham: "It could be Exam Period!"
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*''*Paul notices that Aiden is no longer tied to Jodie*''
:Paul: "I'm freeeeeee!"
:''*gets blocked by wall*''
:Paul: "Aww."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''

==Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance==
*Paul: "You have lost your RPG privileges young man."
::'''''Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance'''''
*Paul: ''*reading chat*'' "'Did you just fight a helicopter with a sword?' Yes. If you have a problem with this, get out."
::'''''Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance'''''
*Graham: "I ''may'' have accidentally destroyed that train car."
::'''''Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance'''''
*Paul: "This bad guy comes pre-sliced."
::'''''Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance'''''
*Graham: "I forgot I had the thing made of arms."
::'''''Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance'''''
*Graham: ''*after having a game mechanic explained in a near-end final boss fight*'' "'''OH!''' That explains '''EVERY QUESTION I HAD WITH THIS COMBAT SYSTEM'''."
::'''''Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance'''''
*Graham: "His sword legitimately has Twitter."
::'''''Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance'''''
*Paul: "My platform: Enormous spider robots for everyone! A spider robot in every garage! Also, larger garages."
::'''''Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance'''''

==The Witcher 2==
*Graham: "Racial Profiling: It's not ''always'' wrong!"
::'''''The Witcher 2'''''

==Ryse: Son of Rome==
*Graham: "Search the swamp for enemies and/or Yoda!"
::'''''Ryse: Son of Rome'''''

==Killzone: Shadowfall==
*In-game voice: ''"You've lost sight of what matters!"''
:Paul: "Hey, I am all about what matters! Poontang."
::'''''Killzone: Shadowfall'''''

==Psychonauts==
*Paul: "I lit myself on fire, but on the plus side, I lit the rest of them on fire."
::'''''Psychonauts'''''

=Things on My Stream=
==Oni==
*Paul: "The problem is '''real''' buildings are boring."
::'''''Oni'''''
*Paul: "Don't make me put my face in front of your fists. Because I wouldn't like to do that."
::'''''Oni'''''
*Paul: "How do you like them apples? I bet you don't like them at all. I bet you don't like apples in that way."
::'''''Oni'''''
*Enemy: "You're weak!"
:Paul: "Well, you're flipped, so what are you gonna do about it?"
::'''''Oni'''''
*Paul: "Oh no! He got palette-swapped! The worst!"
::'''''Oni'''''
*Paul: "''*excitedly*'' This actually brings us to '''another'''... ''*goes disappointed*'' flaw with this game."
::'''''Oni'''''
*Paul: "I got hit by all of the missiles. Look at the difference in my life."
::'''''Oni'''''
*Paul: "It's in good hands, but I don't know whose hands those are."
::'''''Oni'''''
*Paul: "This is the Saga of Baggage Handler Man!"
::'''''Oni'''''
==Out of This World==
*Paul: ''*desk explodes*'' "That was a large part of my desk that I needed. Also, me."
::'''''Out of This World'''''
*Paul: ''*after about 30-odd deaths on one part*'' "What the hell?! I did all that and it's a '''dead end'''?"
::'''''Out of This World'''''
==Psychonauts==
*Paul: "You are right. The reason Graham isn't here, is that he hates you."
::'''''Psychonauts'''''
==Loom==
*Voiceover: "Please select your skill level."
:Paul: *selects expert* "We're not scrubs here."
::'''''Loom'''''

=Beej's Backlog=
''Main Article: [[Beej's Backlog]]''
==Endless Ocean==
==Prince of Persia: Warrior Within==
*[[Brendan Dery|Beej]]: "Oh god, it begins."
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "Oh, right. The nineties."
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*''Opening cut-scene shows pirate ships''
:Beej: "So for those of you tuning in, we are playing ''Assassin's Creed: Black Flag''. The reason it looks like garbage is because I'm playing it on your least favorite video game system - you can fill in THAT blank however you like."
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "I'm totally getting this game-'''OH, JESUS!'''"
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "Do I slide to the bottom, or do I just keep humping poles?"
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "I stabbed between her legs, didn't I?"
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej (after the camera clips through an enemy): "Hey, did you guys ever want to see the ass-end of an exploding dog?"
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "You take forever to get up you dumb dick."
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "She's naked. She's not invincible."
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej (on failing to be able to complete the game due to a game-breaking portal glitch right before the last boss battle) : "Get bent, Ubisoft."
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
==Odama==
*Just about everyone at some point: "Thanks, Odama!"
::'''''Odama'''''
*Beej: "How do I launch rice balls?"
::'''''Odama'''''
*Beej: "Does he have giant hands? Why is there...? What the hell is that thing?"
::'''''Odama'''''
*Beej: "Nooo! Give me my Odama back!"
::'''''Odama'''''
*Beej: "Stop fucking talking so I can see the ball!"
::'''''Odama'''''
*Beej: "Shitty McFucks! My guys can't do dick all!"
::'''''Odama'''''
*Beej: "Don't press the X button while you're having a rant, because these guys don't understand English!"
::'''''Odama'''''
*Beej: "Here! Have a morale bong!"
::'''''Odama'''''
*Beej: ''*in happy voice*'' "Oh really?! Oh wow! That sucks! FUCK YOU!"
::'''''Odama'''''
==Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life==
*Beej: "I bet ya I need more of that weed."
::'''''Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life'''''
*Beej: "I thought this would be actual food."
::'''''Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life'''''
*Beej: "We're going to play until I can grow something successful, get another animal, and either make friends with the old lady, or marry a cat."
::'''''Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life'''''
*Beej: ''*regarding sketchy guy*'' "OK, just walk around my farm. I don't mind. Please don't murder me."
::'''''Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life'''''
*Beej: "It's sunset and I'm missing it because I'm ''watering my '''fucking''' plants''."
::'''''Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life'''''
*Beej: "It's 3 AM. What the '''fuck''' am I doing up?"
::'''''Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life'''''
*Beej: "Look! A tomato I grew! Wanna get married?"
::'''''Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life'''''
*Beej: "I thought you were a girl, too. Are you picking me up? I've got some news for ya, kid."
::'''''Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life'''''
*Beej: "Did I milk the wrong half of the cow?"
::'''''Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life'''''
*Beej: "I'm probably going to drink one of the milks, and then probably the second one."
::'''''Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life'''''
*Alex: "You're just ''slamming unpasteurized milk''? That's H-core!"
::'''''Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life'''''
*Beej: "That's the thing about Dixbutt. If Dixbutt is happy, you get better cows."
::'''''Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life'''''
*Beej: ''*picks up unknown object off the ground and eats it*'' "Mmmm... Fresh... thing..."
::'''''Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life'''''
*Alex: "Twitter and Tumblr are really a getting senpai to notice you simulator."
::'''''Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life'''''
*Beej: ''*to Nami, who won't take the milk he's offering her*'' "You drink my fucking milk!"
::'''''Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life'''''
*Beej: "I wouldn't put a human body in the compost heap. That'd be '''terrible''' for the compost."
::'''''Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life'''''
*Beej: "I have a dog and I don't know..."
::'''''Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life'''''
*Beej: "OK, I walk into her butt..."
::'''''Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life'''''
*Beej: "He has been underground so long, he has phosphorescent urine."
::'''''Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life'''''
*Alex: "I can't normal people."
::'''''Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life'''''
*Beej: "I got all dressed up for nothing!"
::'''''Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life''''', when the wedding was basically just a cut to black.
[[Image:beejalex_wed.png]]
==Star Wars Rogue Squadron III: Rebel Strike==
*''*getting handle on controls in a speeder, bumping into everything'*''
:Beej: "Oh man, you ''cannot'' destroy this thing."
:''*vehicle crashes into a wall and explodes*''
:Beej: "You '''can''' destroy this thing!"
::'''''Star Wars Rogue Squadron III: Rebel Strike'''''
*Beej: "Something big and purple shows up on my screen and I just want to shoot lasers into it."
::'''''Star Wars Rogue Squadron III: Rebel Strike'''''
*Beej: "I can't pick up their weapons. I guess they're part of their hands."
::'''''Star Wars Rogue Squadron III: Rebel Strike'''''
*Beej: "This is not run-and-gun so much as it is herp-and-derp."
::'''''Star Wars Rogue Squadron III: Rebel Strike'''''
*Beej: "I'm in some kind of... shiny gold Hell..."
::'''''Star Wars Rogue Squadron III: Rebel Strike'''''
*''*boosts straight into the shield gate*''
:Beej: "I hit the wrong button..."
::'''''Star Wars Rogue Squadron III: Rebel Strike'''''
==Yoot Tower==
*Graham: "How high can you build this thing? '''Have you touched the face of God?'''"
:Heather: "We saw Santa!"
:Graham: "That's almost the same thing."
::'''''Yoot Tower'''''
*Beej: "You have an entire floor for peeing!"
::'''''Yoot Tower'''''
==Super Princess Peach==
*Beej: "If you come to LRRCon and I find out you've been calling me a scrub, I'm gonna punch you in the face. I guess my wife will be first when I get home."
::'''''Super Princess Peach'''''
*Beej: "They're my subjects, I can do what I will with them."
::'''''Super Princess Peach'''''
*Beej: "OH YEAH! Fecal transplants are AWESOME!"
::'''''Super Princess Peach'''''
*Beej: "There's, like, a pound of dicks I need you to eat."
::'''''Super Princess Peach'''''
*Beej: "I was a pretty big deal in the Sailor Moon community."
::'''''Super Princess Peach'''''
*Beej: "I've had a buttload of sex."
::'''''Super Princess Peach'''''
*Beej: "Don't make 'straight penised' a thing."
::'''''Super Princess Peach'''''
*Alex: "Next time you're in Seattle we're going to have to fill you with Dick's."
::'''''Super Princess Peach'''''
==Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door==
*Beej (after dying in Bowser's platforming section): "He has shit physics!"
::'''''Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door'''''
*Heather: *notices scrub counter in chat* The scrub count is much higher than that."
:Beej: "I think it's per stream."
:Heather: "No, even for this stream it's higher than that."
::'''''Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door'''''
*Beej: *attempting to fly from platform to platform*
:Heather: "You'll get there. I believe in you"
:Beej: "Thank you."
:Beej: *dives off the platform again*
::'''''Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door'''''
*Beej: "You're not buffering, you're just watching the same thing over and over again."
::'''''Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door'''''

=IDDQDerp=
''Main Article: [[IDDQDerp]]''
==Metro: Last Light==
*''[[Alex Steacy|Alex]] aiming a sniper rifle at a bad guy's head''
:Alex: "What do you think his hopes and dreams look like?"
:[[Cameron Lauder|Cam]]: "Let's look."
:''Boom, headshot.''[http://youtu.be/DoyMJtjPNpo?t=50m7s]
::'''''Metro: Last Light'''''
*''Cam sounding out a sign written in Russian''
:Alex: "Wait, you can read that!?"
:Cam: "Well, Cyrillic is heavily based in Greek, right?"
:Alex: "...You can read Greek?"
::'''''Metro: Last Light'''''

==Prayer Warriors: All Out for God==
*Graham: "You got the Belt of Truth!"
:Cam: "What about the socks of righteousness?"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Graham: "So this really looks like Quake, right? But like BAD Quake?"
:Alex: "This...this looks like Quake by way of Doom or Wolfenstein."
:Cam: "Yeah, this looks like not Quake; like...Heretic?"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Alex: "Are those blood drops on his pool cue!?"
:''Graham cracks up''
:Alex: "What are we even looking at?"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Cam: "It's just as good as any game a heathen would play."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Alex: "This is like "The Room" of video games."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Graham: "Pick up the scroll; it'll explain everything."
:Alex: "Will it? I suspect it will explain nothing."
:''Alex picks up the scroll and reads it''
:Alex ''*laughing*'': "Who takes drugs out of a test tube?"
:Cam: "Especially if they're carrying a MAC10?"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Cam: "This is like the game Insane Clown Posse would make."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*''Alex repeats the start of the game for the third time''
:Alex: "I am OFFENDED that I'm getting ''better'' at this game."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Graham: "Wh... Why is there a sub-ocean?!"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Alex: "I just do not know whether to shit or go blind."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Alex: ''*picks up scripture*'' "Neat. I've got Corinthians apparently. Is Corinthians good?"
:Graham: "I think you should look at getting them removed. I think Maya had Corinthians once."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Graham: "Can you get the door?"
:Alex: "Is that a door? ''Is anything real?'' Am I real?"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Alex: "OK, let's try and break the brown cube that materialized over the lava gate."
:Graham: "You say that like it's going to be so hard."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*''"STAND AGAINST THE DEVIL!"'' (stage music)
:Alex: '''WE TRIED STANDING AGAINST THE DEVIL, IT DIDN'T WORK!'''
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Cam: "The only thing I can take away from this game is that there is no God."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Alex: "Hey! We've got a '''compass'''!"
:Cam: "That goes from zero to North..."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''

==Killing Floor==
*Alex: "You can't just scream like that for no reason!"
::'''''Killing Floor'''''
*Alex: "Really? KFC chips are salty? In other news, the sky is blue."
::'''''Killing Floor'''''
==S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl==
*Alex: "♫Ride into the YOLO Zone.♫" ''(to the tune of "Danger Zone")''
:Cam: "I hate you so much."
:Alex: "I'm sorry."
:Cam: "I don't think that's true."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Cam: "What was on the other side of that door?"
:Alex: "What do you mean 'was'?"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*''Alex looting a bad guy after taking him down with a lot of ammo used''
:Alex: "This guy does not have the bullets I need."
:Cam: "Well, he has one of them, at least."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*''Alex finishes clearing out a bandit encampment''
:Cam: "How many Russians have you murdered today?"
:Alex: "None! They're all Ukrainian."
:Cam: Oh. Well, that's all right then."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Graham (off-camera): "Can you be straight murdered a little more quietly?"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*''Alex just straight up drinks two CASES of vodka. POV goes full QWOP''
:Alex: "Boy, are we ever drunk."
:Cam: "It's like I'm at PAX again."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*''Alex respawns for around the fifth time in the same section''
:Alex: "Get fucked!"
:''Alex tosses a grenade into the next room''
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: ''*deadpan*'' "Screw you, rebar."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Sidorovich (NPC): "You got the loot?"
:Alex: "Is.. is.. is that a... that a sex thing?"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "HO! They are really rushin'. Rush'''ING'''. They're not Rus... Well, they probably actually are Russian."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Speaker: ''shouting an automated message in Russian''
:Alex: "Did he say he wanted a pizza?"
:Speaker: (later) ''shouting same message''
:Alex: "He ''does'' want a pizza!"
:Speaker: (later) ''shouting same message''
:Alex: ''*annoyed*'' "You ''can't have'' a pizza."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*''Alex dies for around the sixth time in the same section''
:Alex: "That was the game's way of punishing us for abandoning 'stoppin' powah'"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Beej: "Chat's giving you shit for passing the P90."
:Alex: "Shut up. You're not better than me."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "Was that a ''Beyond Thunderdome'' reference?!"
:Beej: "Yep."
:Alex: "I don't know if I'm more offended that you made that reference or that I got it."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Beej: "You know what a catheter is?"
:Alex: "Beej, this is my stream. I don't want to hear about your stream."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Beej: "You have no idea how happy you can be to be able to pee again."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "Why is there just a pelvis? ... Like, did that guy just poop his pelvis out? That's pretty upsetting."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "That uh, for those of you who've never seen one before, is a *zombie appears* nneeenurk burnurfnurgle"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "Serge, your plan isn't working. Serge! Your plan is completely murdering me!"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Serge: "What? You're covered in cat too? What is wrong with you people?"
:Graham (off-camera): "Have you '''seen''' my cat? That's why I'm covered in fur."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Serge: "Why are there tentacles in our chest?"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "Apparently, our blind spot is directly in front of us. That's not good."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Serge: "Grenades solve everything."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "Welcome to S.T.A.L.K.E.R.! Is that a rock?!"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "It's some sort of weird mystery gun."
:Serge: "Does it take bullets?"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: ''*scared by monster*'' "Hold me, Serge."
:Serge: "You're covered in cat, or else I would."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
==Payday 2: The Heist==
*Alex: "Apparently, I loaded my gun with chewing gum this morning."
::'''''Payday 2: The Heist'''''
*AeroCmdr: "I'm throwing a grenade."
:Alex: "Where, '''where''' are you throwing a grenade? That's relevant information."
::'''''Payday 2: The Heist'''''
*''Shielded police appears from around the corner''
:Alex: "'''Oh no!''' What a bad time to have a" ''*gets shot down*'' "erburgermorglefurdle..."
::'''''Payday 2: The Heist'''''
*Alex: "Oh, shit a dick nose!"
:AeroCmdr: "Shit a dick nose?"
:Alex: "Yes. Did I stutter or something?"
::'''''Payday 2: The Heist'''''
==Half Life 2: SMOD==
*Alex: "You can't eat pelvises in this mod? Immersion ruined!"
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Alex: "Did that helicopter just throw bones at us?"
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Alex: "At the risk of crashing the game..."
:''Activates bullet time''
:''Game crashes''
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Alex: "I think there's another sniper...♫"
:''Dies''
:Alex: ಠ_ಠ
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*''Tosses Antlion Guard up on to platform, where it mauls a Combine soldier''
:Alex: DEAL WITH IT!
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*''Charges weapon''
:Alex: "KA-ME-HA-MEopps"
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Alex: "I'll eat your invisible meat!"
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*''Shoots a chair at an enemy''
:Alex: "We've decided to appoint you the chair."/"Have a seat."
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Alex: "No, no, we'll do this properly."
:''Pulls out shovel and destroys everything in sight''
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*''Alex turns a corner and a fast zombie charges at him''
:Alex: "Fuck yo' couch!"
:''Launches couch at zombie''
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Rebel: "We're looking to join you Dr. Freeman."
:Alex: ''throws exploding banana at her''
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*''Destroys wardrobe with shovel''
:Alex: "Take this, Aslan!"
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
==Dishonored==
*''Emily goes to play Hide and Seek''
:''Alex jumps off the bridge''
:Alex: "Haha! Broke my legs! I'm good at this game."
::'''''Dishonored'''''
*Alex: ''*after singing a silly song and not coming up with lyrics to end it*'' "I don't really have an exit strategy for this song."
::'''''Dishonored'''''
*''*after twice shooting a guard with a tranquilizer dart only to find him in a pool of blood*''
:Alex: "Did he fall on his sword? Or is this guy just a hemophiliac?!"
::'''''Dishonored'''''
*Alex: "If Deadpool was committed to not killing people, that's Good Guy Corvo."
::'''''Dishonored'''''
*Piero: "Can I be of service to you?"
:Alex: "Yes. You could be less creepy."
::'''''Dishonored'''''
*''*finds grapes in sewer water*''
:Alex: "Sweet! Free grapes!"
:''*gags as he eats them*''
:Alex: "Oh those taste ''real good.''"
::'''''Dishonored'''''
*Alex: "Good Guy Corvo apologizes."
::'''''Dishonored'''''
*Alex: "What the shit?! Why did he explode?!"
::'''''Dishonored'''''

==Dementium 2: HD==
*''*after failing to get the controls in the game to work, Alex can't get the game to quit either*''
:Alex: "Today on IDDQDerp: Alex doesn't play a game."
::'''''Dementium 2: HD'''''
*Alex: "I'm being attacked by the cover of a metal album!"
::'''''Dementium 2: HD'''''
*''*after not knowing what he was doing, the boss monster died*''
:Alex: "I won... apparently..."
::'''''Dementium 2: HD'''''
*Alex: "How am I supposed to attack a cloud of flies ''with a sledgehammer''?"
::'''''Dementium 2: HD'''''
*Alex: ''*referring to bad ghosts*'' "You guys are putting me to sleep! I find scarier things in the toilet in the morning."
::'''''Dementium 2: HD'''''
*Graham: "The chairs have clipping. The tables do not."
::'''''Dementium 2: HD'''''
*''*after entering a cave that has buildings in it*''
:Alex: "Where the shit are we now? Are we in crap-tier NORAD?"
::'''''Dementium 2: HD'''''
*''*after yet another Chestmaw rises out of floor to try and bar his progress, Alex raises a sledgehammer*''
:Alex: "Whatever, I'm gonna smash your no-shadow-casting ass."
::'''''Dementium 2: HD'''''
*Alex: "Are you kidding me? I lost my super-weapon because I threw it through a door."
::'''''Dementium 2: HD'''''
*Graham: ''*describing an enemy's sound*'' "It sounds like someone's gargling, then getting hit in the balls."
::'''''Dementium 2: HD'''''

==Thief (2014)==
*Alex: "What the fuck is a gabble-wing?"
::'''''Thief (2014)'''''
*Alex: "Right. Now where was I, before I was so ''rudely'' interrupted by people doing their fucking job?"
::'''''Thief (2014)'''''
*Alex: "Is that a jar of raven?"
::'''''Thief (2014)'''''
*Alex: "Is this seriously a brothel? It's got a bat dispenser."
::'''''Thief (2014)'''''
*''*NPCs arguing with each other while the rug is burning*''
:Alex: "Shit's on fire, yo!"
::'''''Thief (2014)'''''

==Teslagrad==
:Alex: "♫ Just gonna fist all of the pillbugs. ♫"
::'''''Teslagrad'''''
:Alex: "♫ Don't take that out of context. ♫"
::'''''Teslagrad'''''

==Bulletstorm==
*Alex: "I don't know what this is, but I'm going to blow it up! It looks important!"
::'''''Bulletstorm'''''
*Alex: "Try my bullet sauce!"
::'''''Bulletstorm'''''
*Alex: "I think I got killed by a punk band."
::'''''Bulletstorm'''''
*Alex: ''*enemy explodes a guy using a laser whip*'' "Cool! I want it!"
::'''''Bulletstorm'''''
*Alex: ''*zaps dying teammate with laser whip*'' "'''LIVE!'''"
::'''''Bulletstorm'''''
*Alex: "Come here! I want to tell you story about bullet! Here is sequel! It's about more bullet! Did you like it?"
::'''''Bulletstorm'''''
*Alex: ''*sliding down a water-slide*'' "We're having a good time! No, we're drowning..."
::'''''Bulletstorm'''''
*Alex: "Gonna shoot you in the dick! That was not your dick; it was your thigh. That was your leg."
::'''''Bulletstorm'''''
*Alex: "Just stop having momentum..."
::'''''Bulletstorm'''''
*Alex: "Why are you made out of Cheetos?"
::'''''Bulletstorm'''''
*Alex: "I am Morgan Freeman and I am going up your ass."
::'''''Bulletstorm'''''
*Alex: "Elysium? Where's Matt Damon? I want him to explain this shit."
::'''''Bulletstorm'''''
*Alex: "I look at this game and think SMOD and Quake had a love child, and then it had an abusive foster parent."
::'''''Bulletstorm'''''
*Alex: "They were robots! I saw them! They were full of mayonnaise!"
::'''''Bulletstorm'''''
==Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken==
*Alex: ''*unloading an entire clip into an enemy*'' "I'm so sorry!"
::'''''Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken'''''
*Alex: ''*unloading an entire clip into an enemy*'' "Sorry! You looked like a Nazi!"
::'''''Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken'''''
*Alex: ''*enters new airship*'' "This one's full of nuclear-tomics."
::'''''Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken'''''
*Alex: ''*mind-controls the Nazi-esque penguin*'' "Guten Tag!" ''*shoots the other enemies*''
::'''''Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken'''''
*Alex: "Try my air juggle!"
::'''''Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken'''''
==Remember Me==
*Alex: "I am just a photon torpedo."
::'''''Remember Me'''''
*Alex: "♫ I'm gonna take... a thousand years... to walk down this hallway... to piss you all off! ♫"
::'''''Remember Me'''''
*Alex: "Whoa! There's another cyber-groin-lady-ninja!"
::'''''Remember Me'''''
*Alex: "I can't hear you over this John Williams!"
::'''''Remember Me'''''
*Alex: ''*reading graffiti*'' "'You are what you remember.' Then I'm fucked!"
::'''''Remember Me'''''
*Alex: ''*memory overloading enemy*'' "Hope you like infomercials... Here's '''ALL OF THEM!'''"
::'''''Remember Me'''''
*Alex: "We have to climb Notre Dame Cathedral? Sick!"
::'''''Remember Me'''''
*Alex: ''*gets many Biohazard warnings*'' "Danger: Everything"
::'''''Remember Me'''''

==Silent Hill: Downpour==
*Alex: "Is this a thing? Can I thing this?"
::'''''Silent Hill: Downpour'''''
*Alex: "Adobe After-Effects is after us again! Shit!"
::'''''Silent Hill: Downpour'''''
*Alex: "I am Rag-Bra, the Barbarian!"
::'''''Silent Hill: Downpour'''''
*Alex (in chat, while the stream was down):
::"well in the mean time we bring you silent hill text version"
::"James Sunderland was really sad in the house"
::"He got his pipe and fought a monster"
::"bad end"
::'''''Silent Hill: Downpour'''
*Alex: ''*running away from witch*'' "'''DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!'''"
::'''''Silent Hill: Downpour'''''
*Alex: "It's a dead black Klansman..."
::'''''Silent Hill: Downpour'''''
*Alex: "But I don't '''want''' Jello children!"
::'''''Silent Hill: Downpour'''''
*Alex: "You are ''entirely'' too moist..."
::'''''Silent Hill: Downpour'''''
*Alex: ''*Murphy makes the weakest jump imaginable*'' "How fucking white is this guy?"
::'''''Silent Hill: Downpour'''''
*Susie: "He's a puppy! A large, gangly, eat-your-face puppy!"
::'''''Silent Hill: Downpour'''''
*Alex: "Why is there an ''office'' '''in the safe'''?"
::'''''Silent Hill: Downpour'''''
*Alex: ''*after nailing Jesus to a crucifix*'' "I had a nail gun and He was there! What was I supposed to do?"
::'''''Silent Hill: Downpour'''''
*Charlotte: "That dude's got a knife."
:''*enemy gets crushed by a door*''
:Susie: "Now he's got a dead."
::'''''Silent Hill: Downpour'''''
*Alex: ''*fighting the last boss*'' "We're gonna pull the plug, Grandpa! We need that inheritance to get the fuck outta Silent Hill!"
::'''''Silent Hill: Downpour'''''
*Alex: ''*quoting the music lyrics*'' "'Consume the darkness in my mind'?"
:Susie: "You don't want to do that. You could get kuru."
::'''''Silent Hill: Downpour'''''

==Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon==
*Alex: "I can just flip people off '''whenever I want'''?"
::'''''Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon'''''
*Alex: ''*after getting his current car shot up, on fire, and rolling it over several times, he finds a new car*''"Is this a better car? Oh, this one isn't busted!"
::'''''Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon'''''
*Alex: "'Secure area of hostiles'? That's like the ''whole island''!"
::'''''Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon'''''
*Alex: ''*laughing*'' "I need to punch the nuclear reactor!"
::'''''Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon'''''
*Alex: "♫ Slowest elevator in the universe! ♫"
::'''''Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon'''''
*Alex: "Hang glider? I thought I was going home! How foolish of me."
::'''''Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon'''''
==Lifeless Planet==
*''Alex walks under some barbed wire''
:Alex: "Your security features are" ''*deadly plant appears*'' "wargarble!"
::'''''Lifeless Planet'''''
*Alex: ''*misses a jump and falls to death*'' "YOLOFUCKSHITASS!"
::'''''Lifeless Planet'''''
==Alice: Madness Returns==
*Alex: "Be cool-- BE COOL! All of this would have been avoided if you'd just been cool!"
::'''''Alice: Madness Returns'''''
==S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Call of Pripyat==
*Alex: "Oh my god! The energy drink is called CRUNK!"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Call of Pripyat'''''
*Alex (reloading while being shot at): "Get into the gun, bullets!"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Call of Pripyat'''''
*Alex: "Now, where are we being shot from?"
:Graham (whispers): "Everywhere..."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Call of Pripyat'''''
*Alex: "Senpai, I'm so full of bullets now."
:Graham: "..."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Call of Pripyat'''''

==Kerbal Space Program==
*Graham: Hey Ray, look at this rocket we're building.
:''*pause*''
:Ray (off-camera): Oh my god.
::'''''Kerbal Space Program'''''

=The Book of Passwords=
==Metal Gear 2==
*Graham: "Capture card? Capture card!"
::'''''Metal Gear 2'''''
*[[Jer]]: "The cheetah has lost to a snake?"
:Graham: "Well, if the cheetah runs into a mine..."
::'''''Metal Gear 2'''''
*Graham: "When you get to Big Boss, can you ask him why he has random children just littering his facility?"
:Jer: "There was talk of war orphans at some point..."
:Graham: "It's pronounced 'Warphans'."
::'''''Metal Gear 2'''''
==Marathon==
*[[Ian Horner|Ian]] to Jer: "I am very sorry for fisting you as hard as I can."
::'''''Marathon'''''
*Jer: "I want to find out what this is." ''*turns corner*'' "It's a barrel."
::'''''Marathon'''''
==Castlevania: Rondo of Blood==
*Graham: "That bat has a '''sword'''. ''Why'' is that bat carrying a '''''sword'''''?"
::'''''Castlevania: Rondo of Blood'''''
*Graham: "You can ''Moonwalk''? You... can... '''''Moonwalk'''''?"
::'''''Castlevania: Rondo of Blood'''''
*Graham: "Dracula's got harpies in his clock tower for like his whole friggin' whole life. 'I'm sorry, buddy. You've got harpies. Real bad case up in your clock tower.'"
::'''''Castlevania: Rondo of Blood'''''
*Graham: "Jer, I will tell you when you have big balls."
::'''''Castlevania: Rondo of Blood'''''
*Jer: "I'm sorry. I cannot talk and speak at the same time."
::'''''Castlevania: Rondo of Blood'''''

==Strider==
*Alex: "Why do you collect ''a guy''?"
::'''''Strider'''''
*Jer: "Why are they carrying a bus?"
::'''''Strider'''''
==Diablo==
*Paul: "A sign. You want me to fight deamons for A sign."
:''Slightly later:''
:Paul: "It's a sign! Make a new one!"
::'''''Diablo'''''
==Jet Grind Radio==
*Jer: "Don't take that police officer to the bathroom, [[Ash Vickers|Ash]]. That's really creepy."
::'''''Jet Grind Radio'''''
*Jer: "A train is going through you, at this second."
::'''''Jet Grind Radio'''''
*Ash: "Getting hit by buses: super-bad for your health."
::'''''Jet Grind Radio'''''
==Kirby's Dreamland==
*[[Tally Heilke|Tally]]: "We're ''underground!'' '''How are there coconuts?!'''"
::'''''Kirby's Dreamland'''''
*Tally: "You can't kill those guys... because lame."
::'''''Kirby's Dreamland'''''
*Tally: "Kitty-faced bastard!"
::'''''Kirby's Dreamland'''''
==Dungeons & Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara==
*Tally: "We killed a dragon. This is such a wonderful bonding moment. Every marriage should have more dragon slaying in it."
::'''''Dungeons & Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara'''''
=I, Horner=
==Shenmue==
*''*Ian fighting sailors*''
:Ian: "Nope, wrong button."
:''*crashes into the bar*''
::'''''Shenmue'''''
*Ryo (in game): "He used a style I've never seen."
:Cori: "He just kept punching me over and over."
:Ian: "The ancient art of 'stop hitting yourself'."
::'''''Shenmue'''''
*''*Ian comes across a scroll titled 'Mud Spider'*''
:Ian: "I'm pretty sure that's racist."
::'''''Shenmue'''''
*''*While trying to dial a phone number*''
:Ian: "Whoever is yelling out numbers in the main room, please stop."
::'''''Shenmue'''''
*''*Upon discovering the shrine cat is missing*''
:Alex: "I swear to God, if this cat doesn't come back I am burning this office to the ground"
:Ian: "Cori, get on FAQ duty; we need to find out where this cat is."
::'''''Shenmue'''''
*Ian(looking for a travel agency): "This seems like the place."
:''*stops in front of boarded-up shop*''
::'''''Shenmue'''''

=Kathleen Saves the World=
==Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne==
*Alex: Hey, I heard you were playing Atlus games, so I brought some neckbeard.
::'''''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'''''
*[[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]]: "EFF! EFF! EFF!"
::'''''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'''''
*Kathleen: "Get fucked Dante! [...] What a shitbag."
::'''''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'''''
*Kathleen: "Thanks for destroying the world, ass-hat!"
::'''''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'''''
*Kathleen: ''*sweetly*'' "Awwww... Thank you... Go fuck yourself."
::'''''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'''''
*Kathleen: "I'm so mad. My face hurts from snarling."
::'''''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'''''

==South Park: The Stick of Truth==
*Graham: "Oh hey, you're friends with Jesus."
:Kathleen: "Turns out Jesus is really easy to be friends with."
:Graham: "I should hope so."
::'''''South Park: The Stick of Truth'''''

==Final Fantasy X HD==
*Kathleen: "Alright, time for feels. Then it's time for Yuna to smash this guy's dick in."
::'''''Final Fantasy X HD'''''

==Final Fantasy X 2 HD==
*Kathleen: "Fuck your onions."
::'''''Final Fantasy X 2 HD'''''

=A Swiftly Tilting Cameron=
''Main Article: [[A Swiftly Tilting Cameron]]''
==XCOM: Enemy Within==
*Cam: "Would you look at that mustache? That must be the most handsome man in XCOM."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "$1? Come on! Who wants to buy a bullet-ridden corpse? We took out the important bits and replaced them with holes!" [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/b/495567848?t=2h23m34s Video]
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Pardonfuck?"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Here, I've got something I need you to hold; it's called 'lots of bullets'." [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/b/495567848?t=2h34m01s Video]
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "♫Napalm sticks to little children; all the children of the world♫"
:''(to the tune of "Jesus Loves the Little Children")'' [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/b/495567848?t=2h03m50s Video]
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I'm sure the inquiry will say he was killed by Martians."
:''After accidentally killing a civilian'' [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/b/495567848?t=2h32m47s Video]
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "That was a reasonably good turn." ''*takes a drink of his beverage*''
:''As he's saying this, a Chrysalid he thought was dead bursts through the door''
:Cam: ''*nearly chokes on drink*'' "Hi!"
:''Chrysalid chows down on Bill DaCat''
:Cam: "Awww... You were important." [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/b/495567848?t=2h34m46s Video]
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "We died as we lived; making the wrong choice."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Put on your damn helmet, rookie!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within''''' (repeatedly)
*Cam: "Even though it's in Edmonton"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "♫I don't want to set your van on fire... I just want start a flame in your *PSHEW!*♫"
:''(to the tune of "I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire")''
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "You: Please replace that man's internal organs with holes." ''*fires*'' "Thank you."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "The Moonbase is mine now."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I hate you all and wish you were dead. Luckily, I'll get my wish."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I found a pie in the fridge, and I'm gonna eat it, and deal with the consequences. But, I need pie right now."
::After stealing pie from the Moonbase fridge during a particularly bad stream of '''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I have seriously chewed through every woman who watches this show."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Please report to Doctor Vahlen to have your legs amputated."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Alex: "What's that green thing? Is that a man?"
:Cam: "Um..."
:Alex: "''Was'' it a man?"
:Cam: "Don't worry about it."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "We're almost definitely going to be tripping a group up here soon."
:Alex: "Wait? The pigeons?"
:Cam: "No, the pigeons are just hanging out."
:Alex: "I bet they're aliens."
:Cam: "Don't you hate on pigeons! You son of a bitch!"
:Alex: "I hate on ''alien'' pigeons."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Squaddie Devin Kerr: "Enemy spotted!"
:Alex and Cam: "D'oh!"
:Alex: "That's a lot of... man-zorrs..."
:Cam: "Eh... They'll be fine."
:Alex: "... running like purple monkeys inside."
:Cam: "..." ''*smiles*'' "Odd... OK..."
:Alex: "Well..."
:Cam: "Um..."
:Alex: "They look like purple monkeys."
:Cam: ''*mock offended*'' "'''Racist!'''"
:Alex: "That's...!" ''*throws hands in air*'' "Sure!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Alex: "I assume you only have one rocket per round. Right?"
:Cam: "Yeah."
:Alex: "That sucks, but it's reasonable, 'cause rockets don't grow on trees."
:Cam: "They definitely do not."
:Alex: "I don't think I wanna visit that tree, if there was..."
:Cam: "Yeah, no. The Rocket Tree?"
:Alex: ''*laughs*''
:Cam: "The Rocket Tree is..."
:Alex: "Rocketry. Amateur Rocketry. It's like, we're going to pick some today, and you're going to be '''''REEEEEEALLY''''' careful."
:Cam: "Agreed."
:Alex: "Turns out turn-over in this job is very high... Just like the bloody chunks."
:Cam: "Welcome to the Rocketry Orchard!"
:''(...)''
:Cam: "The Rocket Tree, with the Farmer Von Braun."
:Alex: ''*laughs*''
:Cam: "Watch out for Old Man Von Braun."
:Alex: ''*bad German accent*'' "'[http://youtu.be/TjDEsGZLbio?t=1m15s Vonce the rockets are up, who cares vhere they come down? That's not my department,' says Wernher Von Braun]."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Aww, Dr. Vahlen, did someone take away one of your toys? File a complaint with HR."
:''After destroying a Meld canister''
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Alex: "What's that vortex?"
:Cam: "That's where Mexico used to be."
:Alex: "'''Used''' to be?"
:Cam: "Don't worry about it."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I'm glad this version of the Earth is doomed."
:Alex: "This doomed world-line."
:Cam "Yep. Every saved game that we pave results in the extinction of humans on that world, and by that point, I'm pretty happy. I could just sit here all night paving saved games and thinking: Seven billion, fourteen billion, twenty-one billion..."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "How is everyone this week? Doing well? Alright. Let's get y'all shot."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Six turns? If there's anything left moving on this map in six turns, I'm going to be disappointed."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "That's the third time today she's been strangled. She's basically Cheryl from Archer."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Our only other option is... well. Hm. That ''was'' our good option."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I never thought I'd be able to kill this many people in my life. Thank you, everyone."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "You. Rectify your earlier mistake."
:''Soldier blows sectoid away''
:Cam: "Adequate."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I want to missile you so hard."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Oh yeah, who's getting ''real food'' when we get back to base? (Asterisk.)"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I'd like to think my office would have bookshelves. Pillows. A eunuch with a palm frond. You know, the essentials."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: ''*opens door, tripping a group of sectoids*'' "Hi! Candygram!" ''*tosses a grenade*''
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "If you want to see the end-game content, there's a really easy way to do that."
:Lars: "Play on easy like I did?"
:Cam: "...true."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Oh for fucking out loud."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: ''*after getting distracted by amusing rookie names*'' "Where was I going with this? I was definitely thinking words."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: [http://i.imgur.com/4xOqjDg.gif "...giant floppy donkey dicks..."]
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Oh, a new subscriber! freelance108, welcome to A Swiftly Tilting Cameron, be sure to add your name to the list so I can get you killed."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: ''*after talking about how much he likes the game, a soldier misses a 99% shot*'' "I fucking hate this game so much."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Lars: ''*after Rookie Han is the only one left alive*'' "You got this Han. You could say he's going solo."
:Cam: "I will kill you. I will actually kill you."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Attention aliens."
:''*fires rocket*''
:Cam: "Get wrecked."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Now, this assault guy should have the ability to..."
:''*soldier annihilated*''
:Cam: "Holy shit!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Let's get... Theatrical"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: ''*dismissing low-ranked soldiers in his home game*'' "Your contribution to Earth's defense has been noted. Thank you, come again."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: *After alien leader mentions something about power being in his grasp* "I'll put something in your grasp. No, wait, what?"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Welcome to Urf."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*game crashes during final cut-scene*''
:Cam: ''*headdesk*''
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*game crashes again, fails to give achievement*''
:Cam: "Oh for titting fuck shit! Ball chunder!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*game crashes a third time, fails to give achievement*''
:Cam: "NO, YOU SON OF A... I'll KILL YOU! I! WILL! KILL! YOU!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*final boss keeps reflecting attacks*''
:Cam: "Dear mother-fucker: Get wrecked."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*Cam tries to skip the final cut-scene*''
:Cam: "Bypass all the encryptions!"
:''*Windows home screen appears*''
:Cam: "No, not like that!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam ''(shakily, after the third CTD)'': "I didn't think they really meant ''impossible'' when they said 'Impossible.'"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Looking down the bore of a shotgun is like looking into the keyhole of the bathroom of God."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within (12 hour stream)'''''
*Rookie (after missing a shot): ''"That's a load of bull!"''
:Cam: "I agree! We'll discuss it on your performance review."
:Jo: "He won't make it that long."
:Cam: "Oh he might. Depends how much he believes in blood clotting."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within (12 hour stream)'''''
*Jo: "Why does it sound like there are firetrucks approaching?"
:Cam: "Oh, that's the music."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within (12 hour stream)'''''
*Cam (playing on the highway map): "Get in a car and run them over. Just back over them. Do something."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within (12 hour stream)'''''
*Cam: "We can do this."
:''*beat*''
:Cam: "We cannot actually do this. We will reap only ruin."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within (12 hour stream)'''''
*Cam: "Amythist, don't be ridiculous; no one comes to retrieve the bodies. That would be dangerous."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within (12 hour stream)'''''
*Cam: "Everything's fine. We're fine."
:''*two countries panic*''
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within (12 hour stream)'''''
*Cam: "Please report to Dr. Vahlen to have your head sawn off."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within (12 hour stream)'''''
*Cam: "Dr. Vahlen's going to be very mad with me for letting you live. She wanted that alien's iPhone."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "When I say 'hunker down', I do not mean 'duck your head down'; just because you can't see them doesn't mean they can't see you. I shouldn't have to explain this to a nominally sapient human being."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Any asshole can play the Sims and say 'Oh, I took away the doors, and now they pee themselves to death'. It takes an artist to create a supervillain sim."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*soldier panics*''
:Cam: "The correct solution in this situation is to shoot one of your friends in the back of the h- *soldier kills alien* ...what?"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "You know what? I'm just sick of your shit." ''*orders soldier to throw grenade at enemy*''
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Zulu, I'm going to need you to take a dump right into that man's soul."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Well, we seem to have destroyed our cover. That's awkward."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: *after a completing a mission where a rookie performed admirably* "Now, what's obviously going to happen is you'll get promoted to a sniper and never get used again."
:''*soldier gets promoted and assigned the sniper class*''
:Cam: -_- "I actually called that."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Soldier: "Missed the target."
:Cam. "I *know* you missed."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "We lost one member of our squad, but that doesn't mean there will be an empty bunk back home."
:''*soldier fails to stun Sectoid Commander*''
:Cam: "Fuck you."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Daddy drinks because you suck."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*mech trooper fires during grenade launcher intro animation*''
:Cam: "Where did you fire that!?"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*after the stream ended*''
:Loadingreadyrun (in chat): HA HA FUNNY STORY EVERYONE
:Loadingreadyrun (in chat): WE DIDN'T SAVE
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''

==Thief: The Dark Project==
*Cam: ''*after failing to get the hardware driver to work*'' "Looks like we're going to Pixel Town."
::'''''Thief: The Dark Project'''''
*''*Cam turns a corner and runs straight into two guards*''
:Cam: "...bother."
::'''''Thief: The Dark Project'''''
*Cam: "Hold still, I'm trying to sock you!"
::'''''Thief: The Dark Project'''''
*Cam: ''*after fiddling with the display settings*'' "Randomly mashing buttons has an effect! I feel like I'm on ''Star Trek''!"
::'''''Thief: The Dark Project'''''
*''*only humorous retroactively*''
:Alex: "Dark Souls? ''One'' of us needs to play that game."
:Cam: "Do we?"
:Alex: "Well 'need' I use tentatively..."
::'''''Thief: The Dark Project'''''

==Master of Orion 2==
*Cam: "Aww, did your stupid crap get wrecked?"
::'''''Master of Orion 2'''''
*Cam: "Aww...our ships."
::'''''Master of Orion 2'''''
*Cam: "Oh, they've got tanks! I love watching tanks explode!"
::'''''Master of Orion 2'''''
*Cam: "Bye! I accidentally your entire colony."
::'''''Master of Orion 2'''''

==Civilization V: Brave New World==
*Cam: ''*after rival civilization achieves classical era*'' "Shit. We're going to lose."
:Lars: "Wait, really?"
:Cam: "Oh, we're playing Emperor. We were never going to win."
::'''''Civilization V: Brave New World'''''
*Cam: "Chat, there is absolutely no circumstance under which you could get me to take my shirt off."
::'''''Civilization V: Brave New World'''''
*Cam: ''*surprising a barbarian*'' "Did you guys forget about Dre? It's not recommended that you forget about Dre."
::'''''Civilization V: Brave New World'''''
*Cam: "'Our people desire freedom?' That's inconvenient for us."
::'''''Civilization V: Brave New World'''''
*Cam: ''*looking at new tech options shortly after a battleship battle*'' "Wait. We haven't developed ''ballistics'' yet? '''What have we been shooting?'''"
::'''''Civilization V: Brave New World'''''
*Cam: ''*Diplomatic Victory Screen appears*'' "'''No!''' No... ''*sad tone*'' We brought ''world peace''..."
:''(...)''
:Cam: "I accidentally destroyed a world of conflict and brought forth an age of peace... Shit!"
::'''''Civilization V: Brave New World'''''
*Cam: "Keep firing, assholes!"
::'''''Civilization V: Brave New World'''''
*Cam: "This is preposterous."
::'''''Civilization V: Brave New World'''''
*''*Graham walks in and holds phone playing Super Mario Bros. 2 theme up to microphone, then leaves*''
:Cam: "Graham Stark, ladies and gentlemen."
::'''''Civilization V: Brave New World'''''
*Cam: "And lo, on that day we founded Atheism. With its tithe representing the bitcoins we mine, and feed the world representing the pizza places that turned away our bitcoins."
::'''''Civilization V: Brave New World'''''
*Cam: "Muskets vs riflemen? You gotta twist that!"
::'''''Civilization V: Brave New World'''''
*Cam: "Remind me to reactivate that guy in three turns."
:Lars: "Reactivate that guy in three turns."
:Cam: "I will hurt you."
::'''''Civilization V: Brave New World'''''
*Cam: "Bye, Graham. Have fun at GP Portland. Bring me back someone's ear."
::'''''Civilization V: Brave New World'''''

==Dark Souls==
*Cam (while drinking Estus): "Scuse me gotta get a gatorade."
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*Cam: "Brawndo. It's got what undead crave."
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*Cam: "Just chug a fetus."
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*Cam: "I'm just gonna roll around till my stam' gets drained and get stabbed a bunch , 'kay?"
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*Cam ''*after Lars repeatedly threatens to press space*'': "I swear to God Lars, your mother should have eaten you while your bones were still soft."
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*Cam: "Get. Fucked. Torch thing. Nobody likes you."
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*Cam: "Alright Solaire, you just tank him for a bit, and I'll tunnel through to his internal organs."
:''*Knight Solaire has been vanquished*''
:Cam: Uh oh!"
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*''*Upon defeating the Gaping Dragon after umpteen tries*
:Cam: "Alright. Simple enough."
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*''*Dives off the edge trying to dodge poop troll*
:Cam: "BYE!"
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*Graham: "I see you've met the mosquitoes."
:Cam: "Fuck this game. It was stuck on me; I was inside it."
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*Cam: "I feel funny, Quelaag-chan."
:Alex: ''*loses it*''
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*Cam: "No one is going home until this thing is dead."
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*Cam: "Now, where's this chucklefuck?"
:''*javelin embeds itself in stone next to Cam*''
:Cam: O_O
::'''''Dark Souls'''''

==World of Warcraft: Cataclysm==
*Cam: "How do you kill green mobs like that? Easy, you just don't lead 'em as much."
::'''''World of Warcraft: Cataclysm'''''

==Valkyria Chronicles==
*''*After a tank emerges from being submerged in a river*''
:Lars: "So, let's just back this up for a moment and talk about how an internal *combustion* engine works."
::'''''Valkyria Chronicles'''''

=Video Games with Video James=
==Minecraft==
*James: ''*checking stream on the phone to check video quality*'' "Oh my God, '''move''', me from the past!"
::'''''Minecraft'''''
*James: "Oh shit, there's a whole tree over there! Oh, wait. That's ''my'' tree. DURR!"
::'''''Minecraft'''''
*James: "Hey, we got it! Oh, no we didn't. That was death."
::'''''Minecraft'''''

==Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning==
*James: "How do I shield? How do I shield? Does anyone know how to shield?"
::'''''Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning'''''
*James: "P.S. You can do magic now."
::'''''Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning'''''
*NPC: "Welcome to Gorhart!"
:James: "Nobody cares."
::'''''Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning'''''
*James: "You will know my name because wherever I go, there will be dead chickens in my path."
::'''''Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning'''''

=LRRMTG=
*Graham: "Kathleen's at the gym, but she's coming back when she's done on the elliptical... which is just her reading ''The Economist''."
::'''''Magic: the Gathering Online'''''
*Nirvana: "What does our deck even '''do'''?"
:Graham: ''*contemplating many cuts*'' "It kills people... It kills people ''really good''."
::'''''Magic: the Gathering Online'''''
*Cam: ''*in response to a troll claiming he said yeah too often*'' "Yeah..."
::'''''Magic the Gathering Online'''''
*Graham: "I can't believe you guys are creating fanfic featuring relationships between our chatroom moderation bot and our air conditioner."
:''*pause*''
:Graham: "I love you guys."
::'''''Magic the Gathering Online'''''
*Graham: ''*in response to Kathleen trying to give him affection on-stream*'' "No... Not in front of the chat..."
::'''''Magic: the Gathering Online'''''
*''Magic the Gathering stream starts, Cam introduces it, explaining where Graham, Kathleen, and James are*''
:Cam: ''*looks around*'' "Wait, do you guys hear something?"
:''*turns around, rips green screen fabric off something in the back, revealing Alex behind him*''
::'''''Magic the Gathering Online'''''

=House of Stark=
==Resident Evil 6==
*Graham: "You just straight up killed the president, you DINK!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Friend balloon! Nooo!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Because God forbid I move A CHAIR."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Who keeps giving you a shotgun?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''Graham shooting Rasklapanjes in a toilet''
:Graham: "Alright, I am never going to the toilet in China, ever again."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "If a person gets hit by a bus, the bus is winning."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "It's a good thing we're on the express; you don't find this much ammo on the local."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''Graham facepalms''
:Graham: "When did this become a Rom-Com?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*[[Maya Kramer|Maya]]: "He's eating them and making himself stronger! Because zombies are additive!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "That's what you're going to say, 'He just doesn't quit', as opposed to 'WHAT THE MOTHERING SHIT WAS THAT?!'"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Ha! Screw your bonsai tree!"
:Maya: "I spent so many years growing that tree!"
:Graham:" Yeah? Well, now an American is here to save from it."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "That is no longer Marco, that is a swarm of- what in the hell?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Only the finest Dim-Sum restaurants serve grenade launcher ammo with the meal."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Dix, I know this isn't your branch of the military, but do aircraft carriers usually have vats of lava?"
:Dix (in chat): "UH WHAT"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Chris Vs. Leon! Who will win? Nobody cares."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''Recurring:''
:Graham: "SHOOT {Him/Her}!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Why aren't they talking in Chinese? Why are they using racist movie Chinese?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: ''*pushes enemy over rail*'' "Have a nice trip... See you next... eat my ass."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Oh no! I hate the testicle wasps!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "I mean come back, I guess? I don't really wish to associate with you further, but I think that's part of my mission."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Chris, level with me: how much have you had to drink today? Seriously?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''As a three-story zombie appears''
:Graham: "Uhm... question. Ya'll see that, right? I haven't had too much peanut sauce?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Hey; just cuz you've got your memory back doesn't make you the boss of me!" [pause] "That you are the Captain of this squad technically makes you the boss of me, but I still don't have to like it!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "J'avooooo...come out to plaaaaaayyyyy..."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Bruce Willis is, Jake Kickpunch in, 'Die Hard: Live Free, or Fuck Off'"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: ''*sees an icon on a corpse*'' "Can I ''vault'' that?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: ''*shoots zombies off a ladder one by one*'' "This is my new favorite thing!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "I don't like these guys. They're ''weird'' and... weird."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Oh! It's a cutscene. We're fine."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "35... money... for this textured pile?! Amazing!"
:''(later)''
:Graham: "35 money is an amount! These are on sale for 15!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''*Graham sniping zombies*''
:Graham: "Hey lady."
:''*gunshot*''
:Graham: "Hey dude."
:''*gunshot*''
:Graham: "Hey other lady."
:''*gunshot*''
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''While fighting T-Rex!Simmons in a helicopter''
:Graham: "Oh hey Dix. Again, not your branch of the military, but d'you have any idea how much ordnance a helicopter like this usually carries?"
:Dix: (in chat) "Absolutely no idea. Get back to me in like 2 years after I drop a Helicopter flight officer packet."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''Fighting Simmons''
:Simmons: "Every last piece of you belongs to me!"
:Graham: "What, all of it? Including the taint? And the back of the knee?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''

==Minecraft==

==Alan Wake's American Nightmare==
*Graham: ''*in Alan Wake near-monotone narration voice*'' "Demon fliers: They can get fucked."
::'''''Alan Wake's American Nightmare'''''
*Graham: ''*in Alan Wake near-monotone narration voice*'' "Arizona: There ain't shit."
::'''''Alan Wake's American Nightmare'''''
*Graham: ''*watching evil double wrap hand*'' "Is he making land-line knuckles? The worst garrote in the world? What is going on? He ''is'' making land-line knuckles... Why do we have to do this over Skype?"
::'''''Alan Wake's American Nightmare'''''
*Graham: ''*in "Dark" voice, in response to an on-screen command*'' "Tell me about the signal."
::'''''Alan Wake's American Nightmare'''''
*Graham: "Okay, what do you want me to put in you: spiders or the D? Because I'm super not okay with one of them, and I probably shouldn't do the other one either."
::'''''Alan Wake's American Nightmare'''''
*Graham: "Ha! Oh... I thought I had a different gun equipped. But it still worked out well, so my 'Ha!' still stands."
::'''''Alan Wake's American Nightmare'''''
*Graham: "Everything's fine. We're just caught in a time loop."
::'''''Alan Wake's American Nightmare'''''
*Graham: ''*in Alan Wake near-monotone narration voice*'' "Alan Wake. The man who came to kick ass and chew bubblegum and found himself, unfortunately, entirely out of gum."
::'''''Alan Wake's American Nightmare'''''
*Graham: "Wow, he just walked through that cactus like he did not care about his genitals."
::'''''Alan Wake's American Nightmare'''''
*Kathleen: "Is his long term plan to kill Alan through Vitamin D deficiency?"
::'''''Alan Wake's American Nightmare'''''
==Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes==
*Graham: "What light is this?! What is lighting me?! I want to kill it!"
::'''''Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes'''''
*Graham: ''*lifts prisoner out of cage*'' "Yoink!"
::'''''Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes'''''
*Graham: ''*to chopper*'' "Do '''NOT''' land on my prisoners!"
:''*chopper slowly descends above prisoners*'' "Don't do it."
::'''''Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes'''''
*Graham: ''*accidentally runs over a guy with the truck, alerting everyone*'' "Shit!"
::'''''Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes'''''
*Graham: ''*driving a tank, in a silly, ironic voice*'' "I'm being stealthy! Hello!" ''*fires tank's gun*''
::'''''Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes'''''
*Graham: ''*mockingly*'' "We're engaged with an enemy force. We're getting married in the spring."
::'''''Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes'''''
*Graham: "I think I just crushed a rat by diving on it."
::'''''Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes'''''
==Goat Simulator==
*Graham: "I can't disengage the blowhole!"
::'''''Goat Simulator'''''
*Alex: ''*as the all-traits-but-robot goat flails horrifyingly into the sky*'' "Godspeed, young cosmogoat."
::'''''Goat Simulator'''''
*Alex: ''*walks into in-game version of developer's studio with the all-traits-but-robot goat*'' "Mother! I have come for you! Why did you make me!?"
::'''''Goat Simulator'''''
*Kathleen: "They're still having their picnic."
:Graham: "Not for long!" ''*dumps giant goat on picnic table*''
::'''''Goat Simulator'''''

==Dark Souls==
:''Hellkite Dragon lands directly in Graham's path, then flies off''
*Alex: "Oh... hello."
*Graham: "Mmm... mm-hm... mmmm-hm. Alright then, it's been fun." [About faces and runs back the way he came]
*Alex: "You just go home... wherever home ''is''. Turns out it's at the bottom of a well."
::'''Dark Souls'''
*Graham: "This looks suspicious..."
:''dragon appears''
:Alex: "BWAWK!"
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*Graham: "Who put a boar in armour, and how!?"
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*Graham: "How do I use this?"
:Alex: "You have to speak to an NPC that doesn't talk to you."
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*Graham: "I'm going that way anyway, but this way, I don't have to fight DogBall again."
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*Alex: ''*after enemy rolls backwards off platform*'' "Did he just YOLO-cide?"
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*Graham: "What's this way?"
:Alex: "I don't remember... Oh wait, I do remember..."
:Graham: "Is it death?"
:Alex: "Think about that question."
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*Graham: "Let's go back up to... up."
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*Graham: "Why is there a dead guy over here? Wait, Graham. You've played Resident Evil. Why would you think he was dead? He's not dead at all! He's big and scary!"
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*Graham: ''*mimicking reproaching voice*'' "Graham, there were only five salamanders in the world, and you've killed the last one."
:"But I only killed four!"
:''*reproaching voice*'' "One of them was pregnant."
:''Alex loses it''
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*Graham: "How do you fight it?"
:Alex: "With fight."
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*Graham: "Wooo! Spring break! I beat it with no pants! I beat it with no pants! I get a cookie!"
::'''''Dark Souls'''''
*Graham: "I am going to shit-fling the Capra Demon before the evening is out."
::'''''Dark Souls'''''

==Viscera Detail==
*Graham: "You guys are going to have a brand-new facility by the time I'm done."
:''*accidentally sets wall on fire*''
:Graham: "Uh oh."
::'''''Viscera Detail'''''
*''*Slosh-o-Matic dispenses severed limb instead of bucket*''
:Graham: "I really wish people would stop leaving legs in the Slosh-o-Matic."
::'''''Viscera Detail'''''
*''*scanner keeps detecting mess nearby*''
:Graham:"Where!? Where is dirty!? I've cleaned everywhere! What do you want!?"
::'''''Viscera Detail'''''

==Deus Ex: Human Revolution==
*''*while running through the holding cells in the police station*''
:Prostitute: "Sorry babe, can't do it through the bars."
:Graham: "That is a lie! I have seen that."
::'''''Deus Ex: Human Revolution'''''
*Graham: "Eat my ass, Pritchard!"
::'''''Deus Ex: Human Revolution'''''
*Prostitute: "There's just *something* about a man who's augmented."
:Graham: "...and that something is made of metal and carbon fibre."
::'''''Deus Ex: Human Revolution'''''
*''*accidentally moves from one piece of cover to the next, interrupting gang conversation*''
:Gang Member: "Somebody there?"
:Graham: "Nope."
::'''''Deus Ex: Human Revolution'''''
*Businessman: "I'm sure you have a file on me as thick as you have on Taggart."
:Graham: "Oh, I have a thick file alright...wait, I'm sorry, what were we talking about?"
::'''''Deus Ex: Human Revolution'''''
*Citizen (in Mandarin): "I'm busy."
:Graham (as Drunk Jensen): "I'm busy too. I don't even speak you language; how did I even understand that?"
::'''''Deus Ex: Human Revolution'''''
*Graham (still as Drunk Jensen): "Why can't I fit through this man-sized hole?"
::'''''Deus Ex: Human Revolution'''''
*Graham: "You don't have to go through the drawers. I just have to go through all the drawers."
::'''''Deus Ex: Human Revolution'''''
*Sarif: "We can't afford another punch in the face."
:Graham: "...or can we?"
::'''''Deus Ex: Human Revolution'''''
*Graham: ''[To Alex]'' "Your cat's poop looks like almonds?"
::'''''Deus Ex: Human Revolution'''''
*Graham: ''*bursts through door*'' "Heeeere's Fisty!"
::'''''Deus Ex: Human Revolution'''''
*Graham: "It literally is the Drunk Jensen lightning round!"
::'''''Deus Ex: Human Revolution'''''
*Mrphlip (in chat): "I'm *not* adding "shoot them in the tits" to !advice. Just saying that now."
:Graham: "Thank you, Mrphlip."
::'''''Deus Ex: Human Revolution'''''
*''*Graham looking at the main menu after watching the first ending*''
:Graham: "New game plus!? *sighs* Oh, were gonna be here a while."
::'''''Deus Ex: Human Revolution'''''
*Graham: "If you could, you would totally download a baby. Instead of carrying it around for eight months. (Thinks) Or nine months if you don't want a premature baby. Why did I say eight months?"
::'''''Deus Ex: Human Revolution'''''

==Destiny==
*Matt: "Oh shit. I have girl guide cookies in my freezer."
:Graham: "You son of a bitch!"
::'''''Destiny'''''

==Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back==
*Graham: "Now, if I could just not fall in a pit."
:''*immediately falls in pit*''
::'''''Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back'''''

=Let's Nope=
==Outlast==
*Alex: "Where the '''frick''' is the frickin' frick that I'm supposed to frick?"
::'''''Outlast'''''
*Alex: "Where's the 'bite your own tongue and bleed to death' button? Is it 'K"? No, that didn't work."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*Alex: "Eat a shit dick in the Waffle House!"
::'''''Outlast'''''
*Graham: ''*explaining why the stream went down*'' "I believe the technical term for this is that the program shit its ass inside-out."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*Graham: "I expected much worse."
:Alex: "Much worse than having your fucking fingers cut off by a toilet knife!?"
:Graham: "Toilet scissors, please."
:Cam: "Urinal shears."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*Graham: "Uh...what? [[LRRbot]] subscribed? Skynet, thank you for subscribing!"
::'''''Outlast'''''
*''Alex hides in a locker''
:Cam: "Canned meat."
:Alex: "Thanks Cam."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*Graham: "Alex has gone full poultry. I've never seen Alex go full poultry before."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*Graham: "The laundry chute needs three fuses."
:Alex: "Three!?"
:Kathleen: "Get fucked!"
:Alex: "Fffffffffffffff"
::'''''Outlast'''''
*Alex: "Spaghet! Wait, wait, wait... He hasn't spaghetted us yet."
:Kathleen: "Uh... He's spaghetted you."
:Alex: "No, he hasn't."
:Kathleen: "Oh, he's running!"
:Alex: "The music hasn't started."
:Graham: "He's sphagetting right for you."
:Alex: "He can spaghett fucked."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*''*Alex opens door to find an ice tunnel*''
:Kathleen: "We're in a Bond lair."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*''*"Crumple Wiltskin" gets owned by the Walrider*''
:Alex: ''*raises camera*'' "Imma YouTube this shit!"
::'''''Outlast'''''
*''*Alex finds a severed head in a jar*''
:Graham: ''*muffled*'' "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my least-favorite jar in the Citadel."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*''*Game displays "New objective: Get out."*''
:Alex: "What do you mean '''new''' objective!?"
::'''''Outlast'''''

==Among the Sleep==
*Alex: "Is there a socket around here? And a butter knife?"
::'''''Among the Sleep'''''
*Teddy: "I don't think we're supposed to be here."
:Alex: "*You* fucking led me here!"
::'''''Among the Sleep'''''
*Alex: "If you think I am crawling around in this spooky-ass house without a full diaper, you are sadly mistaken."
::'''''Among the Sleep'''''
*''*crawls into a room covered in rusted panels*''
:Alex: "...aaaaand, Silent Hill."
::'''''Among the Sleep'''''
*''*distant screaming*''
:Beej: "That's the sound of children having fun."
::'''''Among the Sleep'''''
*Alex: "We died! We're dead! We're 100% dead! We died! We're dead! We died! We're dead!"
::'''''Among the Sleep'''''
*Beej: "Why weren't you trying to hide!?"
:Alex: "What happened, Beej, was that I freaked out..."
:Beej: "Yeah."
:Alex: "...and then we died."
::'''''Among the Sleep'''''
*Beej: "This game has Occulus support."
:Alex: "Fuck! That! In the ear!"
::'''''Among the Sleep'''''
*''*while Alex hides from the nearby monster*''
:Alex: "Dick! Shit! Ass! Fuck! Colonoscopy! Barbara Streisand!"
::'''''Among the Sleep'''''
*Alex: "Mom, I need you to be straight with me. Did you make a pact with Satan?"
::'''''Among the Sleep'''''

==Viscera Cleanup Detail==
*Beej: "You know what would make this worse?"
:''*Alex picks up lamp and breaks it*''
:Alex: "Shit!"
::'''''Viscera Cleanup Detail'''''

==Condemned: Criminal Origins==
*Alex: "Why did it have to be mannequins?"
::'''''Condemned: Criminal Origins'''''
*''*ragdoll flailing against a wall*''
:Alex: "I need an old priest and a young priest!"
::'''''Condemned: Criminal Origins'''''
*Alex: "That's a dude."
:Serge: "Nah, that's a mannequin."
:Alex: "Mannequins don't have idle stances, Serge!"
::'''''Condemned: Criminal Origins'''''
*Serge: "Wait, there's a pardon-fuck counter?"
:Chat (Ritchards): "Serge, we count everything!"
::'''''Condemned: Criminal Origins'''''
*Alex: "Let me see if I can bury you."
:''*repeatedly smacks body with shovel*''
::'''''Condemned: Criminal Origins'''''
*''*sounds of thumping and grunting coming from the next room*''
:Alex: "Wow, they are going to town."
:Serge: "It's ok, it sounds consensual."
:Alex: -_-
::'''''Condemned: Criminal Origins'''''
*Serge: "Alex, repeat after me."
:Alex: "ASS!"
:Serge: "I must not fear."
:Alex: "ASS!"
:Serge: "Fear is the little death that brings total annihilation."
:Alex: "ASS!"
:Serge: "I will face my fear."
:Alex: "Ass!"
:Serge: "I will permit it to pass over me and through me."
:Alex: "Ass!"
:Serge: "And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path."
:Alex: "Ass."
:Serge: "And when the fear has gone there will be nothing..."
:Alex: "Ass."
:Serge: "...only I will remain."
:Alex: "...ass."
::'''''Condemned: Criminal Origins'''''

*''*Rosa notices there's a master key in a door lock*''
:Alex: "Sweet! Looks like somebody was doing a speedrun and fucked up."
::'''''Condemned: Criminal Origins''''

*Serge: "Also, what is a waifu?"
:Alex: "Uhh..."
::'''''Condemned: Criminal Origins'''''

*Alex (singing terribly): "All we are saying...is give us a break."
::'''''Condemned: Criminal Origins'''''

*Alex: "Fuck you clown! Clown, fuck youuuuuuu!"
::'''''Condemned: Criminal Origins'''''

==Doorways==
*Alex: "Man, the love shack's really gone down hill."
::'''''Doorways'''''
*Mia: "That's an odd way to do things. It's like an Ikea torture device."
::'''''Doorways'''''
*''*flash of woman rotating on torture wheel*''
:Mia: "Well, that's one way to make hamburgers."
::'''''Doorways'''''
*Alex: "I fixed all your stupid torture devices. You'll get my invoice in the mail."
::'''''Doorways'''''

==Stalker: Call of Pripyat==
*''*Alex discovers a copy of 'Mein Kampf* in an NPC's inventory''
:Alex: "What!? Why is that in there!?"
:Mia: The *one* night you bring the Jewish girl in.
::'''''Stalker: Call of Pripyat'''''

*Alex: "Hey Mia, where's my shotgun?"
::'''''Stalker: Call of Pripyat'''''

==Afterfall: Insanity==
*Graham: "Do those knee-pads come in handy when you're sucking the Colonel's dick!?"
:Alex: O_O
:NPC: "Hey man, don't shoot the messenger."
::'''''Afterfall: Insanity'''''

*Alex: "So, you explained the knee-pads. What are the shoulder pads for?"
:Graham: "Shhh..."
::'''''Afterfall: Insanity'''''

*Alex: "I swear, if I make a horror game, I will never include a section where you have to turn the power back on."
:Graham: "But Alex, how would there be power to the doors?"
:Alex: *burps*
::'''''Afterfall: Insanity'''''

==Five Nights at Freddy's==
*''*Alex switches to the dining room camera and finds Bonnie has moved there*''
:Alex: "Fuck everything forever."
::'''''Five Nights at Freddy's'''''

*''*Alex switches light on, which reveals Bonnie in the hallway*''
:Alex: "Oh hi!"
:''*shuts door*''
:Alex: "Get fucked!"
::'''''Five Nights at Freddy's'''''

*Alex: "Like, I know it's coming-" *Freddy jumps out*
::'''''Five Nights at Freddy's'''''

*Alex: "I wish... I was playing... Outlast..."
::'''''Five Nights at Freddy's'''''

*Alex: "What does the fox say? [...] <BLAERGH!!!>"
::'''''Five Nights at Freddy's'''''

*''*Alex has just closed both doors with robots at each one*''
:Alex: "We live here now! We live here now..."
:Ash: "And we're good!"
:Alex: "We'll just sit here 'til the end of time... The end of time..."
::'''''Five Nights at Freddy's'''''

*''*Freddy glitch appears on screen*''
:Alex: "What the fuck?! What in the fuck is that!?"
:Ash: "I don't know!"
:Alex: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW!?!?"
::'''''Five Nights at Freddy's'''''

*''*Spots the Golden Freddie Poster, then closes the monitor to see Golden Freddie in the control room*''
:Ash: "Oh, God!"
:Alex: "Oh, good, Hi! We're dead... We're dead..."
:''*Alex backs away and raises his hands in the air, and Freddie gets them*''
:''*The stream screen goes dark and Alex laughs nervously*''
:Alex: "We just got..."
:''*Alex wheels back looking shocked*''
:Alex: "You can't see this, but it just quit the game!"
:''*Ash laughs*''
:Alex: "Do we die in real life now?"
::'''''Five Nights at Freddy's'''''

*''*While waiting for Chica to ambush them, Ash is covering her face.*''
:Ash: "Ash? BAWK-BAWK-BAWK-BAWK!!!"
:''*Continues to "BAWK" as Chicka jumps them and Ash screams*''
:''*They both laugh after a moment*''
:Alex: "We're BAWK-ED!"
::'''''Five Nights at Freddy's'''''

==Penumbra: Requiem==
*Alex: ''*opens door to check if the coast is clear*''
:''*monster walks past*''
:Alex: ''*manic laughter*'' ''*shuts door*''
::'''''Penumbra: Requiem'''''

==Clive Barker's Undying==
*''*while Alex messes around with graphics options on the PC*
:Kathleen: "You should save the game before you do this, Alex."
:Alex: "That would be a good idea."
:''*Alex clicks back to game and immediately kills the maid by accident*
::'''''Clive Barker's Undying'''''

==The Evil Within==
*Ian: "This is like a mix between Return of the Jedi and Monty Python."
::'''''The Evil Within'''''
*Graham (as disembodied head on side of camera): "I am led to believe you can break boxes in this game. Yeeeess, my disembodied head is pleeeeeased."
::'''''The Evil Within'''''
*Ian: "This is Legend of Zelda levels of property damage."
::'''''The Evil Within'''''
*Alex: "But how does it cut chain?"
:Ian: "It’s a CHAINsaw, Alex. In the same way a woodsaw is for wood, and a bonesaw is for Spider-Man."
::'''''The Evil Within'''''

==Amnesia: The Dark Descent==
*James: "We have five minutes to find a bong, then we can 420 blaze it."
::'''''Amnesia: The Dark Descent'''''

*Alex (trying to stack boxes): "This is the worst Minecraft mod ever."
::'''''Amnesia: The Dark Descent'''''

*James: "I hate fun. I am the worst."
::'''''Amnesia: The Dark Descent'''''

*Serge: "Oh, we're playing as a racist. Isn't that nice?"
::'''''Amnesia: The Dark Descent'''''

*Alex: "This looks like acid." *touches it, gets burned*
::'''''Amnesia: The Dark Descent'''''

*Alex: "The moral of the story is: WHITE PEOPLE!" ''*shakes fist angrily*''
::'''''Amnesia: The Dark Descent'''''

==Neverending Nightmares==
*''*Alex come across a pit of moving doll arms, with a narrow plank across it*''
:Alex: "What the actual ass!?"
::'''''Neverending Nightmares'''''

=Watch + Play=
==Air Control==

*Graham: "How did they make this much garbage?"
:Alex: "Because they're filthy animals, that's why."
::'''''Air Control'''''

*''*Game enters 'Flappy Bird' mode*
:Alex: "Wha- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
::'''''Air Control'''''

*''*Game enters 'Flappy Bird' mode a second time*
:Alex: "You... Fucking... Fuck... Dick... Ass..."
::'''''Air Control'''''

*Graham: "Whose brain is that and why is it rolling away from you?"
::'''''Air Control'''''

*''*Alex wades through a sea of organs*
:Graham: "How many people got on this plane!?"
:Alex *turns to around to look at the passengers and organs*: "That many."
::'''''Air Control'''''

*Alex: "Where the fuck is the ground, Graham!?"
::'''''Air Control'''''

*Graham (mimicking an aeroplane annoncement): "In the event of a water landing, the plane will nose lazily into the ocean and come to a full stop."
::'''''Air Control'''''

==The Hat Man: Shadow Ward==

*''*Alex picks up a book, causing the game to shift into "horror game" mode*
:Alex: "Shit, I turned on Silent Hill. Ah...where's the 'turn off Silent Hill' button?"
::'''''The Hat Man: Shadow Ward'''''

*Graham: "And now, Alex Steacy will review this video game, through a mouthful of strudel."
:Alex: "Oh my god. Can that be a thing on this channel, please?"
::'''''The Hat Man: Shadow Ward'''''

==Goat Simulator==

*Alex: "There's one last thing I have to do."
:''*Graham notices Alex dragging a car towards the Scrambler*
:Graham: "HOLY SHIT! NO!"
:Alex: "Yesssss..."
::'''''Goat Simulator'''''

==Alpha Zylon==

*''*Alex dies to a hidden trap*''
:Alex: "So, this is Dark Souls."
::'''''Alpha Zylon'''''

*''*hostages speaking gibberish*''
:Alex: "They're speaking racist."
::'''''Alpha Zylon'''''

*Graham: "PLEASE_ugbhfnghblhrbn has just subscribed!"
::'''''Alpha Zylon'''''

==A New Reckoning==

*Alex: "My patch notes for this game will be: turn the spider faucet off."
::'''''A New Reckoning'''''

*Alex: "This is what we call a fuck of spiders."
::'''''A New Reckoning'''''

*Kathleen: "So, what is the plot for this game?"
:''*Graham and Alex crack up laughing*''
::'''''A New Reckoning'''''

==4PM==

*Graham: "So Alex, how do you feel about a psychological thriller?"
:Alex: "Uh oh."
::'''''4PM'''''

*Graham: "This is a game that is so far up its own ass, it's coming out its mouth."
::'''''4PM'''''

==The You Testament==

*Graham: "Dude, it's you and Muhammed!? You are so fucked!"
::'''''The You Testament'''''
*''*Alex accidentally switches the game to wireframe mode*''
:Alex and Graham: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
::'''''The You Testament'''''
*Graham (reading chat): "Wait, in the game, you can impregnate women through hugs?"
:Alex: "Yeah. That's how it works, right?"
:Graham: "...yes. That is how that works."
::'''''The You Testament'''''

==The Zoo Race==
*''*Cam walks in, sees Alex's character stuck in the air*''
:Cam: "What have you done?"
::'''''The Zoo Race'''''
*Graham (trying to calm down from laughing): "I am in a considerable amount of distress."
::'''''The Zoo Race'''''
*Alex: "I overshot the finish line and fell off the world!"
::'''''The Zoo Race'''''
*Graham: "This is like the worst Disneyland ride ever!"
::'''''The Zoo Race'''''

==Real Horror Stories==
*''*shadow dashes across the screen for the fifth time*''
:Graham: "Who *is* that asshole?"
::'''''Real Horror Stories'''''

=Crossing the Streams=
==Minecraft: Super Hostile==
* Alex: ''*while being pursued by a pack of Creepers*'' "Oh shit. Double shit. A thousand shit."
::'''''Minecraft: Super Hostile'''''
*Graham: "I'm just going to-" ''*walks into lava*'' "...oh."
::'''''Minecraft: Super Hostile'''''
*''*explosion*''
:Alex (off-camera): *screams*
::'''''Minecraft: Super Hostile'''''
*Graham: "AnimusFallen has just- OH GOD THERE'S SILVERFISH EVERYWHERE!"
::'''''Minecraft: Super Hostile'''''
*Graham: "I FOUND THE WOOL! IT'S THROUGH A ROOM OF NOTHING BUT DEATH!"
::'''''Minecraft: Super Hostile'''''
==Dokapon Kingdom==
*Heather: "Is that sexy to you?"
:Cam: "It's awfully low res. I generally prefer my women a bit higher res."
::'''''Dokapon Kingdom'''''
*Cam: "Where's my hat? Where's my fucking hat!? I went to Hell, and came back with a beard."
::'''''Dokapon Kingdom'''''
*''*Cam comes back in after Cori accidentally makes the Money Trickster betray Cam and steal his money*''
:Cam: "WHAT DID YOU DO!?"
:''*later*''
:Cam: "You're all laughing at me now, but you have no idea where I just peed."
::'''''Dokapon Kingdom'''''
*Cam: "Eat shit, pixie!"
::'''''Dokapon Kingdom'''''
*Cori (to Beej): "First, I will punch this game, then I will punch you."
::'''''Dokapon Kingdom'''''

=Adam's GameHaus=
==Asura's Wrath==
* Adam: "Listen, we're not here to fuck spiders."
::'''''Asura's Wrath'''''
* Adam: "If there is a face, then we can punch it!"
::'''''Asura's Wrath'''''
* Adam: "Now kiss!"
::'''''Asura's Wrath'''''
* Adam: "Lava arms? Whatever dude, been there, done that, got the t-shirt."
::'''''Asura's Wrath'''''
==Dead Space==
* Adam " If I ever have to move I'm inviting Isaac Clark. Not, you know, because of lifting things, it's because my house is infested with aliens."
::'''''Dead Space'''''
==The Walking Dead==
* Adam: "What happened to the zombies?"
* Morgan: "Didn't you shoot them all in the face?"
* Adam: "Oh, that's right, I did!"
::'''''The Walking Dead'''''

=Non-LRL Streams=
==[http://www.twitch.tv/streambros StreamBros]==
===Titanfall===
*Game: "Warning! Another titan is attacking you!"
:[[Matt Wiggins|Matt]]: ''*facing and directly engaged in battle with said titan*'' "I can tell..."
::'''''Titanfall'''''
*Matt: ''*after shooting a teammate accidentally*'' "Something something, check your corners. Something something, friendly fire."
::'''''Titanfall'''''
*[[Andrew Ferguson|Andrew]]: "There are like 40 guys around."
:Matt: "They're inside this building."
:Andrew: ''*gets lost*'' "This? No..."
:Matt: "Clearly not in that part of the building. That is a '''wall''', Andrew."
::'''''Titanfall'''''
*Matt (to Andrew): "There's a dude on that roof! ''There's a dude on that roof!'' '''You should shoot the dude on that roof!'''"
::'''''Titanfall'''''
*Matt: "Victory!"
:Andrew: "I shall celebrate by shooting that guy."
:Matt: "By shooting that dude ''straight'' in the face."
::'''''Titanfall'''''
*Andrew: ''*regarding microphone issues on the Kinect*'' "I think we're going in and out depending on..." ''*sound cuts out as he continues speaking*''
::'''''Titanfall'''''
*Matt: "Basically, [[Ashton Cummings|Ashton]] and myself, and uh... [[LeeLee Scaldaferri|LeeLee]] and Andrew should all just get together and make '''our own''' sketch comedy troupe, with blackjack and hookers. It'll be great! LRR North!"
::'''''Titanfall'''''
*Matt: "Matt 'Bounces Off Walls' Wiggins!"
::'''''Titanfall'''''
*Andrew: "When we sign off of here in a little bit, we're going to watch the new Captain America movie."
:Matt: "CAPTAIN 'MERIKUH!"
:Andrew: "Holy shit, that game looks amazing!"
:Matt: "Uh... That's a movie."
:Andrew: "That movie looks amazing, too!"
:Matt: "I don't there '''is''' a new Captain Amovie..."
:Andrew: "I don't think so, either."
:Matt: "'''CAPTAIN AMOVIEKA!'''"
:Andrew: "Captain of Movies!"
::'''''Titanfall'''''
*Matt: ''*chooses "Massive Payload" burn card*''
:Andrew: "Would you like to hear about my massive payload?"
:Matt: ''*turns to face Andrew slowly*''
::'''''Titanfall'''''
*Matt: ''*checking the quotes page*'' "I don't remember saying half of these things."
::'''''Titanfall'''''
*Matt: "That's a titan. It can see you. And you're dead."
:Andrew: "That was just a guy."
:Matt: "That was an AI guy, too."
::'''''Titanfall'''''
*Matt: "That's a shield. ''That's an enemy!'' '''That's a lot of fucking exploding!'''"
::'''''Titanfall'''''

===Peggle 2===
*Andrew: "Did I just de-op us from our own channel?"
::'''''Peggle 2'''''
*Matt: "Matt 'Has a ton of balls' Wiggins"
::'''''Peggle 2'''''
===Starwhal: Just the Tip===
*Matt: "And here we see the majestic '''FUUUUUUUUCK!'''"
::'''''Starwhal: Just the Tip'''''
*Andrew: "I'm trapped on his mouth!"
::'''''Starwhal: Just the Tip'''''
===Broforce===
*Andrew: "You're back! You're dead."
:Matt: "I'm alive! I'm dead."
:Andrew: "You're alive again! Make the most of it this time!"
:Matt: "And I'm dead again."
::'''''Broforce'''''
*''*Andrew accidentally punches an explosive barrel*'''
:Matt: "'''Really?''' Really."
:Andrew: "What?"
:Matt: "You blew us ''both'' up."
:Andrew: "No, I didn't."
:Matt: "Yes, you did."
:Andrew: "What'd I do?"
:Matt: "You blew us ''both'' up."
:Andrew: "How?"
:Matt: "By blowing us ''both'' up."
:Andrew: "I was just punching guys."
:Matt: "You blew us. ''Both'' up."
:Andrew: "I am very strongly starting to suspect you're making shit up."
:Matt: ''*talking over him*'' "You blew. Us both up."
::'''''Broforce'''''

===RocketsRocketsRockets===
*[[Ashton Cummings|Ashton]]: "I was controlling the wrong rocket the ''entire time''..."
::'''''RocketsRocketsRockets'''''

===Dungeons of Dredmor===
*Andrew: ''*while in the basement of a library*'' "Who left this street lamp down here?"
::'''''Dungeons of Dredmor'''''
*Andrew: "The techno-sewers!"
::'''''Dungeons of Dredmor'''''
*Andrew: ''*facetiously*'' "Sweet! Small crossbow! 1 damage! Get wrecked!"
::'''''Dungeons of Dredmor'''''
*Andrew: "Oh my God, it's a clone army down there! I'm fighting George Lucas!"
::'''''Dungeons of Dredmor'''''

Beej's Backlog

2015-02-06T21:26:33Z

Derfs: initial set up

File:Beejs backlog.png

2015-02-06T21:09:20Z

Derfs:

LoadingReadyRun Streams

2015-02-06T19:10:52Z

Derfs: /* Shows */ fixed spelling mistake for [Crossing the Streams]

{{Confuse|[[LoadingReadyLIVE!]]}}

[[Image:LoadingReadyLive logo.png|400px|right | LoadingReadyLive logo]]

As a consequence of the [[Season 11 Kickstarter]] successfully funding, LoadingReadyRun began streaming several live shows to their [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/ Twitch Channel]. These videos are archived there as well as cross-posted to a [http://www.youtube.com/user/loadingreadylive YouTube account] created specifically for that purpose. Most of these shows feature a crew-member playing a game for three hours or more. Discuss LoadingReadyLive [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22047 here]. See [http://loadingreadyrun.com/live the Official Broadcast Schedule]. See CantWearHats's LoadingReadyLive Gif album [http://imgur.com/a/EoMQz#0 here]

==Shows==
*'''[[CheckPoint#Season_Four_.28CheckPointPlus.29|CheckPointPlus]]''' - CheckPoint lives on, filmed before a live internet audience! Kathleen, Graham, and Paul keep you up to date on the latest and stupidest gaming industry news, while sharing their views on the most egregious examples of idiocy. The term “lambast” is applicable.
** Every Monday at 1 PM Pacific
** Discuss CheckPointPlus [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22049 here].

*'''[[Things on my Stream]]''' - Paul rides solo as he hangs out with the chatroom, and shares games he loves. Action, strategy, point-and-click adventure titles: all these things are on Paul’s stream.
** Every Monday at 3 PM Pacific
** Discuss Things on my Stream [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=23310 here].

*'''[[Beej's Backlog]]''' - Beej has a pile of Nintendo-console crap he’s been meaning to get to — some of it dating back to the SNES — and you’re going to watch him grind through it, even if it kills both of you. Also, you’re going to like it because Beej is a funny guy.
** Every Monday at 6 PM Pacific
** Discuss Beej's Backlog [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22051 here].

*'''[[Heather's Handhelds]]''' - Sure, other streams dabble with handheld gaming from time to time, but to Heather a mobile console is serious business. Join her as she introduces you (and co-host Kathleen) to some of her handheld favourites, new and old.
** Every Tuesday at 12 PM Pacific
** Discuss Heather's Handhelds [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=23312 here].

*'''[[IDDQDerp]]''' - Watching Alex play games is its own pastime. Look forward to Minecraft shenanigans and nutty adventure maps, “Let’s NOPE!” survival horror playthroughs, FPS games with mods you’ve never heard of, and maybe even game genres Alex hasn’t played before… You won’t be disappointed.
** Every Tuesday at 2 PM Pacific
** Discuss IDDQDERP [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22052 here].

*'''[[I, Horner]]''' - Join Ian, a master of ephemera, for an adventure in the obscure. It could be an import game that never got across the Pacific, or just a game that never got fair dues in its day, either way, iHorner will guide you.
** Every Tuesday at 6 PM Pacific
** Discuss I, Horner [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=23311 here].

*'''[[Graham & Paul Let's Play]]''' - Graham & Paul bring their [[Unskippable]] sensibilities to GPLP, mercilessly riffing on all games, good and bad (but mostly bad). If you’ve ever wanted to see two men constantly disappointed on a deep, personal level by bad combat mechanics and interminable cutscenes, this is the place.
** Every Wednesday at 12 PM Pacific
** Discuss Graham & Paul Let's Play [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22050 here].

*'''[[Kathleen Saves the World]]''' - JRPGs are usually awful. But sometimes they are… less bad, and once in a while, there is one that is actually excellent. Wherever a JRPG falls on Kathleen’s proprietary quality scale (from “this is an abomination unto gaming” or “I will prod you with a stick until you put it in your eyes”), she loves these turn-based delights with a fervor that verges on addiction. Join her as she plays and discusses JRPGs new and old, everything from Shin Megami Tensei to Final Fantasy.
** Every Wednesday at 3 PM Pacific
** Discuss Kathleen Saves the World [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22048 here].

*'''[[A Swiftly Tilting Cameron]]''' - As far as Cam is concerned, there is one correct difficulty for strategy games: punishing. Whether it’s “hardcore”, or “extreme”, or “iron man”, you’re not doing it right if your entire squad isn’t one bad roll away from paving the save file and starting over.
** Every Wednesday at 6 PM Pacific
** Discuss A Swiftly Tilting Cameron [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22054 here].

*'''[[Video Games with Video James]]''' - James is a man of many skills, and one that he plans to master is Minecraft. He’s going to play other games too but… he’s really into Minecraft, you guys. He’s even going to get the other LRR crew to play with him on a special server, and you can join in too!
** Every Thursday at 9 AM Pacific
** Discuss Video Games with Video James [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22055 here].

*'''LRRMTG''' - Every week, James and Graham draft Magic: the Gathering Online, and occasionally succeed! Although, when the goal is entertainment over good play, it really seems more like they always succeed. Hop in the chat and tell us what to pick.
** Every Thursday at 3 PM Pacific
** Discuss LRRMTG [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22056 here].

*'''[[House of Stark]]''' - There are many games that Graham wants to play and mock, but he can’t really validate the personal time to do so because they’re awful. Luckily for you, the knowledge that you’ll be sharing the “experience” with him is exactly the excuse he needs to work through his hit list.
** Every Thursday at 7 PM Pacific
** Discuss House of Stark [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22057 here].

*'''[[Let's NOPE!]]''' - What do you call a game that’s not quite spooky? SPOOPY! Join Alex and a different co-host every week to be alternately scared and/or appalled by the vast depths of gaming’s horror genre. Warning, many spoops ahead!
** Every Friday at 7 PM Pacific


*'''[[Adam's Gamehaüs]]''' - Adam’s enthusiasm for gaming is infectious and he’s stream is a blast to watch because of it. Some days it’s hard to pull him offline, since he routinely streams for many hours at a time. Action games, RPGs, shooters, the Gamehaüs has it all!
** Every Saturday at 11 AM
** Discuss Adam's Gamehaüs [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22619 here].

*'''[[Crossing the Streams]]''' - This is what happens when our hosts collide and play together. Sometimes it’s cooperative, like a Minecraft map. Sometimes it’s competitive, like Mario Kart. Sometimes it’s Hatoful Boyfriend. Who knows what could happen when we cross the streams?
** Every other Saturday at 6 PM Pacific
** Discuss Crossing the Streams [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=23313 here].

*'''[[Watch+Play]]''' - It simple: Graham scours the web for the worst in gaming (often from viewer suggestions) and forces Alex to play it, without any preparation or recourse. Watch two grown men rendered sick with laughter!

** Discuss Watch+Play [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22620 here].

*'''[[The Book of Passwords]]''' - When Jer was a kid, he wasn’t allowed to have an NES. Instead, he had to go over to friends’ houses to get his game fix. Gaming was social, full of controller-passing, catridge-cleaning and password scrawling. Join Jer—and a rotating co-host—every week as they dig up, play and reminisce about their favourite games of all time.
** Finished
** Discuss The Book of Passwords [http://loadingreadyrun.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=22053 here].

{{LoadingReadyLive}}

Desert Bus Lexicon

2012-11-11T22:57:25Z

Derfs:

[[Image:Desert_Bus_Logo.png|thumb]]
This page is a list of '''terms that were created or popularized during Desert Bus for Hope.'''

==[[Desert Bus for Hope]]==
;"For the Children!"
:An oft-uttered phrase that provides justification for the crazy things done on Desert Bus. Frequently invoked when someone is about to do something embarrassing or unpleasant, in the manner of "Well, it's for the children", or to guilt/encourage others to donate, as with, "Come on! It's for the children". The official DB4 "crest" t-shirt design features the latin motto "Bardus Pro Liberi", which translates as "stupidity for the children".

;"Dear Doctor X"
:To amuse himself during his shifts in Desert Bus 1, Morgan solicited advice column-style questions from the chat, in a segment called "Ask Doctor Morgan". Soon, this evolved such that anyone in the room became an honorary doctor when someone asked them a question (sometimes used as "Dear Dr. Kathleen", "Dear Dr. LRR" or "Dear Dr. Anyone").
:In later Desert Bus events this evolved further to assigning the DB crew random honorifics such as "Supreme Overlord", "Rear-Admiral" or "Rocket Surgeon".

;Taking a Dive
:Intentionally crashing the bus in exchange for a donation. The first was when Eddie Gorodetsky, co-designer of the game, called in and offered the crew $500 to crash the bus. As they were only 30 minutes into the run, the crew took him up on this offer. Since Desert Bus 2, these have not been accepted.

;Upside-Down Girls
:Originally occurred when two female guests were challenged to drive while upside-down in the drivers chair, in exchange for a donation. Various iterations of this have recurred (upside-down girl, upside-down James, etc).

;“Is it Safe?”
:A reference to the movie "Marathon Man", no one is quite sure how this started, but the chat would frequently ask the crew if "it" was safe. Jer was a big fan of this meme early on and really helped push it along.

==[[Desert Bus for Hope 2]]==
;Rosco P. Jangles IV
:A plush Audubon Society mallard toy owned by Jer. Jer, a long-time fan of ducks, brought Rosco in to keep himself company during his driving shift. Rosco was named by auction during Desert Bus 2. He has become an unofficial mascot of Desert Bus and his "origin story" was given during Desert Bus 3 as "he is the product of wizards and a comet" (evidence [http://yngvarasplund.deviantart.com/art/Rosco-P-Jangles-IV-144709446 here]).

;"Boo-Ray"
:A combination of "boo" and "hooray", the oft-used phrase to describe the feeling that comes to the drivers and crew when a donation increases the time they'll have to spend driving; at first, sadness that it's not over yet, but then realization that this means more money for the childrens, and thus is a good thing.

;"Swear"
:Used in place of more offensive words, since DB '''tries''' to be a family-friendly stream. Has since been supplanted by other words, usually "Bus" (see [[Desert Bus Neologisms#Desert Bus for Hope 3|Desert Bus 3]]).

;[[Bill's Mom]]
:The mother of [[Bill Watt]], who visits and tells embarrassing stories about Bill or reveals secret information about him in exchange for donations.

;Send Matt to Twilight
:Desert Bus 2 occurred while the first Twilight movie was in theaters. Donations came in to force Matt to see the movie, which he dutifully went to see. While Matt was '''at''' Twilight, Bill pushed for more money to make Matt see the movie again. And then again. All in all, Matt had to see Twilight upwards of 5 times. This tradition of raising money by forcing Matt to watch the terrible Twilight-series movies continued in subsequent years, at one point involving Jer and Morgan going in full "Twi-hard" goth vampire costumes (when Matt refused to go in costume).

==[[Desert Bus for Hope 3]]==
;Space Bid
:Inspired by LRR's [[Operation: Viral Outbreak#"YOU HAVE SPACE JUMP!"|Space Jump]] fake viral video, to "space bid" is to place a bid in an auction when you're already the highest bidder. Notable Space Bids involved Steve Dengler bidding on one of ''his own auctions'', and Notch bidding himself up to $10,000 in DB5.

;OctoPimp
:One of the earliest “big bidders” on auction items, Octopimp did a large amount of bid sniping and friendly smack-talking, capturing people’s imaginations. Though his participation has waned in recent years, he has become an oft-invoked figure, having achieved somewhat of a mythos within the fandom.

;"Madness"
:In reference to the 2006 film "300" and the accompanying meme ("Madness? This! Is! SPARTA!"), Madness became Desert Bus code for the number 300. If an auction went over $300, it was deemed Madness, and given a Madness level for each multiple of $300 the bids reached (an auction ending at $1000 would be Triple Madness). Coined by Graham, after DB3's unprecedented auctions started to "drive him mad".

;Craft-Along
:Began as an idea of LRR forum-goer Illuviel, the crafting community rallied massively behind the idea. Since DB3 they have made and donated hand-crafted items in ever-greater numbers, some auctions raising thousands of dollars.

;Value Added (e.g. [[Ken Steacy|Ken “Value Added” Steacy]])
:Visitor/guest who brings their considerable talents to bear in producing items to be auctioned for absurd amounts of money. Named for Ken Steacy, Alex's dad, whose extensive career in the comics and illustrating world allowed him to donate some of the most unique and personal auction items Desert Bus has ever seen. Ken's auctions alone raised nearly $20,000, and his predilection for adding things to his own lots at the last minute earned him the moniker, "Value Added."

;Caramelldansen
:A song (full name: "Caramelldansen (SpeedyCake Remix)"), along with a distinctive, repetitive dance has become a staple of Desert Bus challenges. Oft-requested, Kathleen has danced this dance many, many times, for as long as 20 minutes on loop. The first time this occured can be seen here: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btgUPnUxrC4]. It is very hard on your thighs, if you do it right.

;Gay Bar
:[[Matt Wiggins|Matt]] put on a sparkly shirt and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9mF3mISUeo sang “Gay Bar” by Electric Six, complete with erotic choreography]. Now, a common challenge is for someone to be "taken to the gay bar" by Matt.

;"Bus" (e.g. "Bussing," "Mother Bussing," etc.)
:Catch-all swear censor. Supplanting "swear" from previous years.

;"Appoint" (e.g. "I am appoint")
:The opposite of disappoint, from the "Son, I am disappoint" meme. The positive version coined by a sleepy Morgan in response to what he perceived to be negativity in the English language. Used whenever something good happened, as in, "Chatroom, I am appoint with you."

==[[Desert Bus for Hope 4]]==

;"Clubbing," "Getting clubbed," "Can you step," "Come at me bro," etc.
:See [[Clubbing]]. Later incorporated into [[Bros Clubbing Bros]].

[[Image:Minecraft_DesertBus4_Splash.png|thumb|Minecraft Splash Screen]]
;"Play Minecraft, Watch Top Gear, Get Pig"
:From a phone interview with Elizabeth Grunewald, a former feature writer for the Escapist. She was taking notes on things the crew told her to check out, and she said, "I’ve been making a list. I’ve got 'Play Minecraft, Watch Top Gear, Get Flag'" The flag was an Eddie Izzard reference, to one of his jokes on colonization. She was informed by Graham that she needed one to reclaim her desk at work. Then, because pigs were a meme that year, it became pig. Subsequently, Notch offered to auction off a Minecraft splash text, and the winner chose this phrase to be included. The phrase now appears (randomly) on the Minecraft splash. According to [[Graham Stark|Graham]], long-time Desert Bus volunteer Chris Whitman was a big pusher for "get Pig" the day this occurred.

;"Sweeten the Pig" (sometimes "Sweden the Pig")
:Referred to as "sweetening the pot" by "normal" people, but adjusted slightly by the pig themes of Desert Bus 4, this refers to adding more prizes to an auction-in-progress, to increase interest in the bidding. It may also be used as an incentive to increase the bid (eg "We will sweeten the pig if the bid goes over $1000"). Some craft-along participants for Desert Bus 6 were asked specifically to create pig-themed pig-sweetening items, for this purpose. From all of this, the canonical Desert Bus pig "character" is named Sweden the Pig, and he is featured on the DB4 poster by Michael Lunsford.

;Team Kroze vs Team Ashton
:In the spirit of the Twilight fandom's "Team Edward vs Team Jacob", Desert Bus participants were asked to choose to align themselves with either [[Kroze]] or [[Ashton Cummings|Ashton]]. The rivalry was intense.

;Temple of the Lava Bears
:A Dungeons and Dragons campaign invented by [[Jeremy Petter|Jer]] after it was referenced in a [[CommodoreHUSTLE 11 - Showdown]], and played during Desert Bus 4 by the [[Warriors of Darkness]]. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y9HvdmHFZs 1], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV4o9uJO530 2], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOsgf0eXpYM 3], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q34khVRrCN8 4]

;Aristotle
:The name of [[Kate Stark|Kate's]] cat, who's "naming rights" were auctioned off to the Desert Bus chat. Goes by Ari.

;Bothan spies (e.g. "Many Bothans Died to bring us X")
:A reference to Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi and the Bothan Spynet, whose members famously gave their lives to deliver information. In the context of Desert Bus, a certain amount of money donated ($3000) indicated that a Bothan spy had died to deliver such a quantity of money. This came up between [[Alex Steacy|Alex]] and [[Johnny Blakeborough|Johnny]] during the the tech run. The joke came about because of [[Matt Wiggins|Matt]]'s idea for a Star Wars styled opening crawl for the marathon. (you can watch it [http://youtu.be/XyoxQqaCOPo here])

;Wharrgarbl!
:Reference to a [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/wharrgarbl-sprinkler-dog demotivator with a dog getting blasted in the face with a water jet]. The image broke [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]]. See also [[Desert Bus Neologisms#Desert Bus for Hope 5|Desert Bus 5]]'s WHARR GAR BAL.

;Magic Pocket
:A particularly embarassing Bill’s Mom Story. See also [[Desert Bus Neologisms#Desert Bus for Hope 2|Desert Bus 2]]. The story will not be repeated here. (you can watch it [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/1090/DB4-Magic-Pocket here])

;"I need an adult"
:A phrase uttered when the user is feeling particularly uncomfortable, usually due to inappropriate behavior or adult material in their presence. Coined by Kathleen and Graham while brainstorming video ideas, they were never able to work it into a sketch. Often used by [[Kroze]] during his various assaults. The full exchange is "I need an adult!" "I'm an adult." "I need a different adult!"

;"Crabcore"
:The song "Stick Stickly" by the band "Attack Attack!", widely panned by the crew as one of the worst songs ever written (hilariously so), had its music video parodied live by Alex. The performers in the video scuttle about like crabs, and the band performs metalcore; hence, "crabcore." Jer introduced the song to the crew, and its worth noting that '''the band themselves''' coined "crabcore," not the LRR crew.

==[[Desert Bus for Hope 5]]==
;Well Dong
:Corruption of "Well done." Originally from the game Titus the Fox.

;Whale Dong
:See Well Dong

;Wub (sometimes "Wub wub wub")
:A reference to dubstep, which had become absurdly popular around the time of Desert Bus 5.

;"But wait, there's more!" (eg [[Steve Dengler|Steve "But wait, there's more!" Dengler]])
:Like Ken Steacy, [[Steve Dengler]] has done a lot for Desert Bus. During DB5 he earnt this appellation for frequently sweetening his own auctions, boosting the funds for challenges from the chat, and the sheer amount of support that he gave Desert Bus.

;Dengler and Butts
:A buddy-cop fanfiction written about [[Steve Dengler]] and [[Steve Butts]] after someone mentioned in chat that their names sounded like a cop drama, and Graham asked for people to submit their stories.

;AFRICAAA!
:Lyrical interjection. Developed during a donation performance for Toto's song "Africa," during which [[Ashley Allman|Ashley]] realized many others were singing poorly and did not know the actual lyrics and were just chiming in badly on the chorus, and dramatized it by shouting "AFRICAAA!" during said chorus.

;Slash fiction (i.e. Slashfic)
:A genre of fan fiction that focuses on the depiction of interpersonal attraction and/or sexual relationships between characters of the same sex. Bad fanfiction reading and Jer/Duck slashfics are known to have existed as early as Desert Bus 2, but terrible, comical slashfic of various DB participants abounded at remarkably high levels during Desert Bus 5, for some reason.

;"I AM an adult," "I need a DIFFERENT adult"
:Various responses to "I need an adult." Mostly stemming from various fan-submitted slash fictions involving Kroze and Ashton (e.g. "Krashton Slashton").

;"What is your stance on erotic Star Trek fanfiction?"
:Became a must-ask question for call-in guests, after it was submitted as a question in one of the blog posts asking for interview questions.

;"Work with daddy on this," "Put your pants back on."
:Must be spoken in a brogue. Phrases to soothe troublesome individuals. Originally from a story Kathleen told about a man and his daughter. Graham did the voices. The video can be found here: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQmAclhFh3Y#t=112s]

;"Four O’QWOP in the Morning," "QWOPing Balls"
:A reference to Graham learning about the game [http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html QWOP] and seeing the popular "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM going to the store]" youtube video at around 4 A.M. and breaking uncontrollably. See here: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvA8fEuzGss] and here: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtlZHt3XDmo]

;"Myth Busted!"
:After the Mythbusters interview, this was proclaimed for every auction that went over $1000.

;Harry the Giant [[Creepy doll]]
:Created by Tally and used in several videos. He accompanied the team for the duration of Desert Bus 5, and could almost invariably be seen cuddling, dancing with, stroking, or being generally creepy around the crew. He was initially up for auction (along with the Creepy Doll puppet used in the illustrative pictures on the Desert Bus Craft-Along blog entries), but the winner gave Harry back to the LRR crew, accepting only the Creepy Doll puppet.

;BidBot
:Automated bid-tracking robot introduced to the Desert Bus Chat during Desert Bus 5. Suffered several catastrophic meltdown deaths due to the number of bidders. Subsequently anthropomorphized in several iterations. Now indispensable.

;Skullcam
:The camera in the corner of the room with a skull (named Fred) on top of it. According to Graham, this name originated as a tech run joke. See also: Fred the Skull

;The Kroze Nest and the Krashton Cam
:The Checkpoint desk (which housed in-house chat moderators including [[Kroze]]) and the camera pointing at said desk, respectively.

;Matt Breaks Things
:During the run, every time something happened with the streaming, Matt was blamed... even when he was at home, asleep.

;WHARR GAR BAL
:Said in the style of a dragon shout from the game Skyrim, which came out during Desert Bus 5 (so none of the crew could play it). See also Wharrgarbl from [[Desert Bus Neologisms#Desert Bus for Hope 4|Desert Bus 4]].

==[[Desert Bus for Hope 6]]==
;"High Denglervision"
:This year, Steve Dengler is sponsoring the gear for HD broadcast. Where HD stands for "High Denglervision".

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