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Gridiron

2015-11-08T21:38:19Z

Druj Nasu:

[[Image:Gridiron.jpg |300px|thumb|As seen in the Chairmegaddon promo.]]Gridiron ('The Psychotic Psycho'/'The Psychopathic Psychopath') is a wrestler in the [[Ultimate Facepunch Wrestling]] league. He has an ongoing feud with [[El Salvador]] for the UFW World's Heaviest Championship.

Gridiron is played by [[Matt Wiggins]].

==Appearances==

* [[MEN]]
* [[Men Easter]]
* [[The LoadingReadyRumble 2]]
* [[Crossing the Streams]] || LRR Autumnal Rumble (November 6th, 2015) - WWE 2K16 version

El Salvador

2015-11-08T21:37:51Z

Druj Nasu:

[[Image:EL-Salvador.jpg |300px|thumb|As seen in the Chairmegaddon promo.]]'''El Salvador''' is a wrestler in the [[Ultimate Facepunch Wrestling]] league. He has an ongoing feud with [[Gridiron]] for the UFW World's Heaviest Championship.

El Salvador is played by [[Paul Saunders]].

==Titles==
* Heavy Underweight Champion
* Light Mid-Weight Easter Champion (Former)

==Appearances==

* [[MEN]]
* [[Men Easter]]
* [[The LoadingReadyRumble 2]]
* [[Crossing the Streams]] || LRR Autumnal Rumble (November 6th, 2015) - WWE 2K16 version

El Salvador

2015-11-08T21:37:25Z

Druj Nasu:

[[Image:El-Salvador.jpg |300px|thumb|As seen in the Chairmegaddon promo.]]'''El Salvador''' is a wrestler in the [[Ultimate Facepunch Wrestling]] league. He has an ongoing feud with [[Gridiron]] for the UFW World's Heaviest Championship.

El Salvador is played by [[Paul Saunders]].

==Titles==
* Heavy Underweight Champion
* Light Mid-Weight Easter Champion (Former)

==Appearances==

* [[MEN]]
* [[Men Easter]]
* [[The LoadingReadyRumble 2]]
* [[Crossing the Streams]] || LRR Autumnal Rumble (November 6th, 2015) - WWE 2K16 version

El Salvador

2015-11-08T21:37:06Z

Druj Nasu:

[[Image:El-Salvador.jpg |300px|thumb|As seen in the Charimegaddon promo.]]'''El Salvador''' is a wrestler in the [[Ultimate Facepunch Wrestling]] league. He has an ongoing feud with [[Gridiron]] for the UFW World's Heaviest Championship.

El Salvador is played by [[Paul Saunders]].

==Titles==
* Heavy Underweight Champion
* Light Mid-Weight Easter Champion (Former)

==Appearances==

* [[MEN]]
* [[Men Easter]]
* [[The LoadingReadyRumble 2]]
* [[Crossing the Streams]] || LRR Autumnal Rumble (November 6th, 2015) - WWE 2K16 version

File:Gridiron.jpg

2015-11-08T21:36:04Z

Druj Nasu: Gridiron in the Chairmeggadon promo.

Gridiron in the Chairmeggadon promo.

File:EL-Salvador.jpg

2015-11-08T21:35:23Z

Druj Nasu: El Salvador in the Chairmageddon promo.

El Salvador in the Chairmageddon promo.

Gridiron

2015-11-08T21:30:56Z

Druj Nasu:

Gridiron ('The Psychotic Psycho'/'The Psychopathic Psychopath') is a wrestler in the [[Ultimate Facepunch Wrestling]] league. He has an ongoing feud with [[El Salvador]] for the UFW World's Heaviest Championship.

Gridiron is played by [[Matt Wiggins]].

==Appearances==

* [[MEN]]
* [[Men Easter]]
* [[The LoadingReadyRumble 2]]
* [[Crossing the Streams]] || LRR Autumnal Rumble (November 6th, 2015) - WWE 2K16 version

El Salvador

2015-11-08T21:30:24Z

Druj Nasu: Created page with "'''El Salvador''' is a wrestler in the Ultimate Facepunch Wrestling league. He has an ongoing feud with Gridiron for the UFW World's Heaviest Championship. El Salvado..."

'''El Salvador''' is a wrestler in the [[Ultimate Facepunch Wrestling]] league. He has an ongoing feud with [[Gridiron]] for the UFW World's Heaviest Championship.

El Salvador is played by [[Paul Saunders]].

==Titles==
* Heavy Underweight Champion
* Light Mid-Weight Easter Champion (Former)

==Appearances==

* [[MEN]]
* [[Men Easter]]
* [[The LoadingReadyRumble 2]]
* [[Crossing the Streams]] || LRR Autumnal Rumble (November 6th, 2015) - WWE 2K16 version

Gridiron

2015-11-08T21:20:10Z

Druj Nasu: Created page with "Gridiron ('The Psychotic Psycho') is a wrestler in the Ultimate Facepunch Wrestling league. He has an ongoing feud with El Salvador for the UFW World's Heaviest Champi..."

Gridiron ('The Psychotic Psycho') is a wrestler in the [[Ultimate Facepunch Wrestling]] league. He has an ongoing feud with [[El Salvador]] for the UFW World's Heaviest Championship.

Gridiron is played by [[Matt Wiggins]].

==Appearances==

* [[MEN]]
* [[Men Easter]]
* [[The LoadingReadyRumble 2]]
* [[Crossing the Streams]] || LRR Autumnal Rumble (November 6th, 2015) - WWE 2K16 version

The LoadingReadyRumble 2

2015-11-08T21:08:03Z

Druj Nasu: /* List of References to the LRR Canon */ Added characters

As our 11th complete season comes to a close, we decided the best way to remember everyone's favourite sketch characters was to have them brutally kill each other for our amusement. Or something.

==Vital Statistics==
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'''Date:''' December 30, 2014

'''Category:''' Shorts

'''Appearing:''' [[Kathleen De Vere]], [[James Turner]], [[Cameron Lauder]], [[Jeremy Petter]], [[Paul Saunders]], [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]], [[Brendan Dery]], [[Andrew Cownden]], [[Tally Heilke]], [[Missie Peters]], [[Dale Friesen]], [[Morgan vanHumbeck]], [[Ben Wilkinson]], [[Tim Sevenhuysen]], [[Matt Wiggins]], [[Creepy Doll]], and [[Spot the Dog]]

'''Writing:''' Graham Stark, LoadingReadyRun

'''Shooting:''' Graham Stark, James Turner, Kathleen De Vere

'''Music:''' [[Bradley Rains]]

'''Editing:''' Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere

'''Executive Producers:''' Andrew "Omega Lairon" Paye, Rachel Bradford and Christian "Imat" Johnson

==Synopsis==
Ashleigh (Kathleen), Megaman (Paul), and David Van Der Punch (James) wake up in an apparently deserted city. A gravelly voice (Axe Hand, played by Jer) announces over a series of loudspeakers that they and several others have been brought here "for a little fun and games". The transmission is broken up by static and interference, and the next part of the message sounds as if it is commanding them all to fight to the death. At Megaman's suggestion, the three resolve to team up.

Elsewhere in the city, in an indoor parking deck, Krog, Torg, and Hurk (Graham, Beej, and Alex respectively) come across El Salvador (Paul). Krog convinces Hurk to attempt to initiate contact, but El Salvador immediately pulls him into a headlock and snaps his neck. While Krog and Torg flee, Gridiron appears and confronts El Salvador. Though the two start off by trading threats, El Salvador begins to admit his respect for Gridiron, as if he is about to suggest they work together. However, before he can finish, the two are sniped by Kane and Crowthorn (Kathleen and Alex, respectively).

Elsewhere, Nigel Fitzgerald Brouwer (Paul) is expounding on the history of large deathmatches held by villains and lunatics. He is interrupted by Satan (Dale), who attempts to intimidate him. However, Nigel explains that Satan is a marketing gimmick of the Coca-Cola company, causing him to vanish. He is then killed by a mysterious green force projected by an unseen entity.

Natasha Stone (Tally) is tending to the two children she had with her then-husband, a piece of toast, when she is killed by two inflatable Santas, who are then in turn killed by the same green force that killed Nigel.

Back in the parking deck, Seth McDebit (Matt) runs into an Arstozkan border guard (Andy), who denies him entry to the parking deck (despite them already being there) and then shoots him on the grounds that he is also denied exit.

Megaman, Ashleigh, and David run into the [[Dave's Spokesman]] (Graham), who implies that he has already killed his former employer, Dave. David feels threatened and strangles him.

Questionably Legal Man is in the middle of telling Definitely Illegal Boy that they'll have to stick together when Definitely Illegal Boy shivs him without remorse. In turn, he is vaporized by Lord Thurmros Dragonsoul (Graham), who then begins discussing the ethics of using magic lethally with Belnan Lornweaver (Paul) when they are also picked off by Kane and Crowthorn.

Ice Tray and Killahbyte (both played by Morgan) encounter one another and engage in a rap battle. Killahbyte's verse is so good that it causes Ice Tray's head to explode; while he is celebrating, he becomes so elated that his head also explodes.

The Couch Guy (James) wakes up to find the Stand-Up Guy (Tim) serenading him. The former strangles the latter before being shot by Savoy and Chevalier (Cam and Missy, respectively).

The cultists (Kathleen, Cam, Matt, and Paul) beat Muscles Santa to death before being killed by the strange green force.

Megaman, Ashleigh, and David encounter the Surgeon General (Cam), whom David knocks out with a single punch. Confused and angry, he then suggests to the other two that they hide until someone else comes to the city to alleviate the situation. Ashleigh snaps his neck, claiming that he was "slowing us down" and that they need to focus on winning the "game". She is suddenly killed by the strange green force, but Megaman runs before he meets the same fate.

Savoy, Chevalier, Kane, and Crowthorn run across one another. When they realize that they have trapped themselves in the spot where they are standing with a complex network of mines, shaped charges, traps, and snipers, they realize that there is no way out without dying and shoot each other amicably. Megaman witnesses their suicide before encountering Jonny (Graham). The two trace the loudspeakers to the boiler room of a nearby building, where they meet Axe-hand, who reveals that he never intended there to be a deathmatch; his original message, lost in the static, was actually a request to chop a large amount of firewood. Jonny turns to the camera and says, "This is when I black out." He blacks out and wakes up on a bench by the ocean with what appears to be blood on his face and hands. However, Megaman and Axe-hand appear and reveal that he apparently entered a kind of trance state and chopped all the firewood by himself. The "blood" is actually jelly from the sandwiches the three made afterwards. Megaman and Jonny are then killed by the green force, which is revealed to be the work of Derek, who sneaks into the woods alone.

The stinger was recorded live on LoadingReadyRun's Twitch.tv channel, where the video first premiered. It shows Creepy Doll and Spot the Dog (puppeteered by Kathleen and Graham, respectively) complaining that the crew forgot to put them in the video; Creepy Doll says ominously that he will "make it up to them."

==List of References to the LRR Canon==

*The video is a sequel to [[The LoadingReadyRumble]], and follows the same format in that it consists of a deathmatch between various characters from previous LRR sketches. These include:
** Megaman from [[Who You Gonna Call?]] and [[Super Ripoff]]
** David vanderPunch from [[MEN]]
** Ashleigh from [[Sigma Theta Delta]]
** Axe Hand from [[The Basement]]
** The Cultists from [[Discount Deities]] and later [[Rapidfire]].
** Questionably Legal Man and Definitely Illegal Boy from [[Questionably Legal Man]]
** Krog, Torg, and Herc from [[Krogslist]]
** [[El Salvador]] and [[Gridiron]] from [[MEN]]
** Kane and Crowthorne from [[Mercenary Solutions]]
** Kane and Crowthorne's European counterparts, Savoy and Chevalier from [[Rapidfire]] 3
** Nigel Fitzgerald Brouwer from the [[The Whole Story]] series.
** The Devil from [[106.7 The Drive]] and [[Back It Up]]
** [[Toast]]'s Former Partner from [[The Secret Life of Toast]] (joined by a pair of small, brown Rye Toastlings, presumably the children of her relationship with Rye).
** Inflatable Santa's from [[War of Christmas]]
** Seth McDebit from [[Seth McDebit]]
** Arstotzkan Immigration Inspector from [[Papers, Please]]
** Belnan Lornweaver and Lord Thurmros Dragonsoul from [[Wizard Chat]]
** Jonny from [[Jonny]]
** Derek of The [[Warriors of Darkness]]
** The Couch Guy from [[The Couch]]
** The Stand-Up Guy from the [[Stand-Up Guy]]
** [[Muscles Santa]]
** [[KillahByte]]
** Ice Tray of [[64K]]
** [[Dave's Spokesman]] from [[Rapidfire 3: Episode 1]] and [[What's Going On?]]
** The Surgeon General from [[Doctors Hate Her]]

*While not appearing, there is a line which references [[The Return of the Bill]] and [[Scout's Dishonor]], giving dues to [[Bill Watt]].

*The music playing during the video's establishing shots is originally from [[Strip Search]].

*The plot mirrors that of the video's predecessor in a number of ways beyond the basic premise. Several apparently "weak" characters, such as Ashleigh or Nigel, turn out to be among the most resilient or powerful combatants, much like the PC's World of Warcraft rampage. Though they are playing characters instead of themselves, Graham and Paul are still the ones to finally confront the video's "antagonist", and the same final showdown ends anticlimactically.

==Trivia==

*The ultimate fates of Krog and Torg, the Arstozkan border guard, the Surgeon General, Axe-hand, and Derek are left unknown.

*The symbol of the Simic guild from the Ravnica plane in Magic: the Gathering can be seen on the back of David Van Der Punch's beanie. This is likely simply because other than the logo the beanie suited the character's costume well, though it it certainly possible that Van Der Punch is a semi-closeted Magic player.

*Production error: Kathleen is visible in multiple shots of Ice Tray during his battle with KillahByte; she was holding a teleprompter for Morgan.

*The credits initially credited James twice.

* With sixteen actors, this video is tied with [[CommodoreHUSTLE 08 - Investigation]] for having the most actors (not counting Creepy Doll & Spot the Dog) of any LRR video.

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Ultimate Facepunch Wrestling

2015-11-08T20:55:57Z

Druj Nasu: /* Specialty Match Types */

[[Image:UFW-Logo.jpg |300px|thumb|Ultimate Facepunch Wresting Logo]] '''Ultimate Facepunch Wrestling''' is a wrestling league which airs on Men: The Network for Guys.

==Appearances==

* [[MEN]]
* [[Men Easter]]
* [[Crossing the Streams]] || LRR Autumnal Rumble (November 6th, 2015)

==Wrestlers==
* [[El Salvador]]
* [[Gridiron]]
* The Killer Whale
* Eddie Barbell

==Events==
* Chairpocalypse
* Farm Implement
* Chairmageddon
* Valentine's Day Massacre
* ArmEGGadon

==Specialty Match Types==
* Groinfist Match
* Hogpen Match
* Reclining Armchair Match
* Kiss, Tell, & Punch Match
* Triple-Threat, Some-Holds-Barred Easter Egg Match

==Venues==
* Stadium Arena Center
* Yummies(TM) Expo Field Dome

Ultimate Facepunch Wrestling

2015-11-08T20:55:39Z

Druj Nasu: Created page with "Ultimate Facepunch Wresting Logo '''Ultimate Facepunch Wrestling''' is a wrestling league which airs on Men: The Network for Guys. ==Appea..."

[[Image:UFW-Logo.jpg |300px|thumb|Ultimate Facepunch Wresting Logo]] '''Ultimate Facepunch Wrestling''' is a wrestling league which airs on Men: The Network for Guys.

==Appearances==

* [[MEN]]
* [[Men Easter]]
* [[Crossing the Streams]] || LRR Autumnal Rumble (November 6th, 2015)

==Wrestlers==
* [[El Salvador]]
* [[Gridiron]]
* The Killer Whale
* Eddie Barbell

==Events==
* Chairpocalypse
* Farm Implement
* Chairmageddon
* Valentine's Day Massacre
* ArmEGGadon

==Specialty Match Types==
* Groinfist Match
* Hogpen Match
* Reclining Armchair Match
* Kiss, Tell, & Punch Match
* Triple-Threat, Some-Holds-Barrd Easter Egg Match

==Venues==
* Stadium Arena Center
* Yummies(TM) Expo Field Dome

File:UFW-Logo.jpg

2015-11-08T20:16:44Z

Druj Nasu: Ultimate Facepunch Wrestling Logo (Screencap from MEN.

Ultimate Facepunch Wrestling Logo (Screencap from [[MEN]].

MEN

2015-11-08T20:02:26Z

Druj Nasu: /* Synopsis */ Added movie and show titles

Don't even think about changing the channel. We'll find you, and laugh at you.

==Vital Statistics==
[[Image:MEN.jpg|300px|thumb]]
'''Date: '''January 24, 2011

'''Category: ''' Shorts

'''Appearing: ''' [[Paul Saunders]], [[Matt Wiggins]], [[James Turner]], [[Jeremy Petter]], [[Graham Stark]], [[Kathleen De Vere]], [[Alex Steacy]] and [[Gibb]] (uncredited)

'''Writing: ''' Graham Stark

'''Camera: ''' Graham Stark, James Turner and Paul Saunders

'''Graphics: ''' Graham Stark

'''Music: ''' Bradley Rains

'''Editing: ''' Graham Stark

==Synopsis==
Later tonight on MEN, The Network For Guys, an all out no-holds-barred marathon of 1980's awesomeness with the greatest action hero of all time, David vanderPunch, sponsored by Jack Plank's Pork-Fried Butt Steak and featuring:

* ''Asskick: The Story of Zack Meatfist''
* ''Executive Stealth''
* ''Fighting Mad''
* ''Asskick 2: Mega-Meatfist''
* ''Asskick 4: Zack Meatfist Returns''
* ''Squad of Heroes Corps'' (Man-Tears Award Winner, 1991)
* ''Personal Vendetta: Revengence''

Tomorrow night on [[Ultimate Facepunch Wrestling]], [[El Salvador]] and [[Gridiron]] settle their feud with a reclining armchair match at Chairmageddon

Then also later tonight starting at 6pm PT, it's Gearface Night, presented commercial-free by Steak Pork's Plank-Fried Jack Butt:

* ''Bike Guys''
* ''Truck Man''
* ''Car Dude'' (with guest Skip Wheeljack from ''Thursday Night Sludge'')
* ''Bus Brothers''
* ''Tankmandos''
* ''Backhoe Boys''
* ''Urban Ultralights''
* ''Tuk Tuk Scrappers''
* ''Men Who Service Vehicles''

But first, 6 full hours of explosions while women moan.

==Trivia==
* This is the first episode of [[Season Eight]].
* Chairmegadon is a reference to [[ArMEGAddon]] of course.
* It's heavily implied that "Asskick 3" was left out of the David vanderPunch marathon because it was a cheap cash-in sequel that he wasn't in and, therefore, was complete crap.
* While "Personal Vendetta: Revengence" could be seen as a reference to "Metal Gear Rising: Revengence", the episode was released before the new title for Metal Gear Rising was announced, and is simply a coincidence.

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George Gordon

2012-06-16T00:22:36Z

Druj Nasu:

'''George Gordon''' is a recurring pseudonym used in several LRR videos. It originates as a combination of two names by which Graham has been mistakenly cited: "Gordon Stark" in a local newspaper story, and "George Stark" in a legal document from Toys'R'Us.

== Appearances ==

* Credited as series creator in [[CSI: CSI]]
* The YouTube account that uploaded Graham's epic nunchuck fail video as seen in [[CommodoreHUSTLE 06 - Viral]] is [http://www.youtube.com/user/georgegordon111 georgegordon111].
* Appears as the incoming caller name in [[Find My Friends]]

George Gordon

2012-06-16T00:22:03Z

Druj Nasu:

'''George Gordon''' is a recurring pseudonym used in several LRR videos. It originates as a combination of two names that Graham has been mistakenly referred to as: "Gordon Stark" in a local newspaper story, and "George Stark" in a legal document from Toys'R'Us.

== Appearances ==

* Credited as series creator in [[CSI: CSI]]
* The YouTube account that uploaded Graham's epic nunchuck fail video as seen in [[CommodoreHUSTLE 06 - Viral]] is [http://www.youtube.com/user/georgegordon111 georgegordon111].
* Appears as the incoming caller name in [[Find My Friends]]

George Gordon

2012-06-16T00:21:49Z

Druj Nasu: Created page with "''George Gordon'' is a recurring pseudonym used in several LRR videos. It originates as a combination of two names that Graham has been mistakenly referred to as: "Gordon Stark" ..."

''George Gordon'' is a recurring pseudonym used in several LRR videos. It originates as a combination of two names that Graham has been mistakenly referred to as: "Gordon Stark" in a local newspaper story, and "George Stark" in a legal document from Toys'R'Us.

== Appearances ==

* Credited as series creator in [[CSI: CSI]]
* The YouTube account that uploaded Graham's epic nunchuck fail video as seen in [[CommodoreHUSTLE 06 - Viral]] is [http://www.youtube.com/user/georgegordon111 georgegordon111].
* Appears as the incoming caller name in [[Find My Friends]]

Door to Door

2012-02-27T20:11:48Z

Druj Nasu: /* Trivia */

Door to door religion, it's not just for Jehovah's Witnesses anymore!

==Vital Statistics==
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'''Date: '''October 1, 2004

'''Category: '''Shorts

'''Appearing: '''[[Graham Stark]], [[Paul Saunders]], [[Morgan vanHumbeck]]

'''Writing: '''[[Kathleen De Vere]], Graham Stark, Paul Saunders

'''Camera: '''Unknown

'''Editing: '''Graham Stark

'''Location: ''' [[Graham's Parents' House]]

==Synopsis==

Paul and Graham try to get Morgan to accept Satan as his personal lord and master. Unfortunately the Book of Stan does not help the argument and Morgan points out Satan is rather pointless without Christianity.

==Quotes==

:'''Graham''': Hi! We were wondering if you'd considered accepting Satan as your personal lord and master?

<hr width="50%"/>
:'''Morgan''': But isn't Hell supposed to be a place of eternal torment and damnation?
:'''Graham''': No, that's Old Testament Hell. Not many people know, but after Vatican II, Hell became kick-ass! We've got Gallager now.
:'''Paul''': And Pong!

==Trivia==
*This is Kathleen's first foray into writing for LRR.
*A live version of this video was performed as part of [[LoadingReadyLIVE!]]
*For fun, the opening to this video was edited such that the Satanists do not cast a refection in the hallway mirror.
*In the shooting of this video Morgan had an incredibly difficult time using the phrase "Simulacra" and had to reshoot the scene several times for him to say it correctly.
* While not the [[Quantum Documentary|oldest video currently online]] this video and all subsequent videos are online.
* The Satanists return for a cameo at the end of [[Conan's Witnesses]]

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