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Qwerpline

2015-11-12T04:05:39Z

FITorion: /* nsburgians */

'''Qwerpline''' is a [[LRRcasts|podcast]] from LoadingReadyRun starring [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]] with guests. The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.

==Setting==
[[File:Nsburg1.png|thumb|center|alt=Nsburg town logo of a goat|Nsburg town logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]

[[nsburg]] is a community in rural North America of the sort where the pool hall is referred to as "Town Hall". The city's primary industry (or one of them) is turnips, and raccoon pelts have at times been accepted as currency. Two of its prominent neighborhoods are West Sump Acres, where the public library is located, and East Sump Acres, home to the sewage stream. It is located within Therpston county near the community of Jewelsburg.

[[nsburg]] is located on the Shaughnessy River, and for a brief time was also on the Shaughnessy River II, created after beavers dammed the main river. The Shaughnessy Highway runs alongside the river (and the Shaughnessy River II ran through the Shaughnessy Highway). Rather interestingly nsburg has been landlocked since the 1870s.

Highway 3 was home to [[nsburg]]'s most famous and historically significant tourist attraction, the Berbeshire pot holes. Previously located on Highway 3 between Berbeshire Drive and Cresent Cresent the holes are dedicated by the mayor with celebrities who visit being given the key of the pot hole. The holes briefly disappeared causing much concern but soon reappeared on The Shaughnessy Highway after the Shaughnessy River II receded. During their disapearence there was some reports of suspicious holes on the Talcum Puff's field hockey field. Also at some point in the past the sidewalks of Highway 3 were blown up.

===Events===
[[File:HarvestFestival1.png|thumb|none|alt=Harvest Festival logo of a goat|Harvest Festival logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
*[[nsburg]] Harvest Festival - An October tradition with all sorts of local character.
Activities at the Harvest Festival include a Large vegetable competition and Pet show which includes such competitions as Freestyle Fluff and Synchronized Comb-Off. Many local businesses set up stalls to ply their wares. Parking can be problematic as there is a 2 hour limit. Presiding over the activities is the traditional Turnip Queen... who is the same nearly every year because it's a hereditary monarchy.

===Slogans of Nsburg===
*Home of the Tigers!
This slogan was adopted in 1965 when the tigers were unveiled at the nsburg Municipal Zoo. The tigers were returned to their owner in 1997 but the slogan is still used.
*Turnip Capital of Therpston County.
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true
*A Capital City!
The definition of capital used in the slogan is its meaning of "excellent or first rate." This is because the capital of Therpston County is Jewelsburg not nsburg

===Mayor's Announcements===
*The last of the raccoons have finally been pulled out of the communal pool. ''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery]]''

==Segments==

*News

Local news around nsburg.

*It's the Arts!

With Edith Slump.

*Traffic Qwopter

Richter Hammockslam gives the scoop on traffic.

*Weather

Sadie Casperson - QWRP Meterorologist

*Sports

With Chet Buntsman

*Let's Go to the Phones!

I thought we disconnected that phone.

==Characters==

===QWRP Staff===

*Graham ("Big G-Money") - Host of Qwerpline.

*Alex ("A-Train") - Co-host of Qwerpline.

*Derek the Intern - 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.

*Edith Slump - QWRP's soft-spoken arts correspondent.

*Muriel, the Old Wife - Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.

*Richter Hammockslam - QWRP's traffic correspondent.

*Sadie Casperson - QWRP's meteorologist.

*Chet Buntsman - QWRP's Sports analyst and former coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Jeff - QWRP's accountant.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:G-Money1.png|Graham ("Big G-Money") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Graham ("Big G-Money")
File:Alex1.png|Alex ("A-Train") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Alex ("A-Train")
File:Derek1.png|Derek by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Derek
File:EdithSlump1.png|Edith Slump by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Edith Slump
File:Muriel.png|Muriel, the Old Wife by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Muriel, the Old Wife
File:Richter_Hammockslam1.png|Richter Hammockslam by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Richter Hammockslam
File:Sadie1.png|Sadie Casperson by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Sadie Casperson
File:Chet_Buntsman1.png |Chet Buntsman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Chet Buntsman
</gallery>

===nsburgians===

*Lorna Schlitzwhistle is a local expert on pseudoscience and the supernatural who keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres. She runs an Etsy store which sells dreamcatchers.

*Jam Crone(place holder name) is a local purveyor of fine "jam" using recipes from the old country... most of which include ash.

*Ball Hinkley is a local Business Owner selling organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

*Raphael Crinklestouf is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

*Officer Steve nsburg PD is investigating the disappearance and reappearance of the pot holes on from Highway 3 to the Shaughnessy.

*Dr. McFeels coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Dale Chuzzle (the Chuzzler) racer at the Dakar rally.

*Ralph of the nsburg Geological Society which is a fraternal institution.

*Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops. Entered a large Radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:Lorna1.png|alt=Lorna Schlitzwhistle|Lorna Schlitzwhistle by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JamCrone1.png|alt=Jam Crone|Jam Crone by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BallHinkley1.png|alt=Ball Hinkley|Ball Hinkley by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|alt=Raphael Crinklestouf|Raphael Crinklestouf by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:OfficerSteve1.png|alt=Officer Steve nsburg PD|Officer Steve nsburg PD by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Granton_Bumper1.png|alt=Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops |Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:HappyGunderson.png|alt=Happy Gunderson |Happy Gunderson by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

===Advertisers===

*Pass N Gas
*The Nsburg Geological Society
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
*Raymond's Talc Barn
*Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
*The Jewelsburg Diamonds girl's field hockey
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad
*Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet
*The Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
*Huffer RX
*Birk Scouts
*The "secret" Pipesman

<gallery widths="190px" heights="300px">
File:PassNGas1.png|alt=Pass N Gas|Pass N Gas by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:NGS1.png|alt=Nsburg Geological Society|Nsburg Geological Society by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:ChamonixHarmony1.png|alt=Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony|Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JackPlanks1.png|alt=Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork|Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcBarn1.png|alt=Raymond's Talc Barn|Raymond's Talc Barn by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:MossFloss1.png|alt=Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss|Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Jewelsburg1.png|alt=The Jewelsburg Diamonds|The Jewelsburg Diamonds by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad1.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad2.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TechnicallyMeat1.png|alt=Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet|Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcumPuffs1.png|alt=The Talcum Puffs|The Talcum Puffs by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Paternoster1.png|alt=Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster|Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:DeidersBeaters1.png|alt=Deider's Beaters Used Cars|Deider's Beaters Used Cars by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:HufferRX1.png|alt=Huffer RX|Huffer RX by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BirkScouts1.png|alt=Birk Scouts|Birk Scouts by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Pipesman1.png|alt=The Pipesman|The Pipesman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

==List of Qwerpline episodes==
{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="float: left; width: 75%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="text-align: center; width: 10%;" |Episode No.
! scope="col" |Title
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Release Date
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Link
|-
| id="01" |01
|''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery|Pot Hole Mystery]]''
|30 August 2015
|[https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfumer Ball Hinkley.
|-
|-
| id="02" |02
|''[[Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams|Damnable Dams]]''
|13 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek reports on the grand opening of a restaurant, plus coverage of girls' field hockey, and concerned citizen Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in.
|-
|-
| id="03" |03
|''[[Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks|Break the Banks]]''
|29 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Full coverage of the newly-created Shaughnessy River II blocking traffic in and out of nsburg, leading to gas rationing.
|-
|-
| id="04" |04
|''[[Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival|Harvest Festival]]''
|12 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/_g4BuQyDglg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Qwerpline reports live from the nsburg Harvest Festival via the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van. Derek talks to some of the vendors.
|-
| id="05" |05
|''[[Qwerpline Ep05 - The Several Rs|The Several Rs]]''
|28 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/daXWMI6-tMo Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Things are calming down to relative normalcy after the harvest festival. Derek is on location at the recycling plants, and another citizen with complaints finds the phone number.
|-
|}

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File:HappyGunderson.png

2015-11-12T04:04:20Z

FITorion: Nsburgian Happy Gunderson, caller featured on Qwerpline. Drawn by Featherweight.

Nsburgian Happy Gunderson, caller featured on Qwerpline. Drawn by Featherweight.

Qwerpline

2015-11-12T04:01:40Z

FITorion: /* QWRP Staff */

'''Qwerpline''' is a [[LRRcasts|podcast]] from LoadingReadyRun starring [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]] with guests. The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.

==Setting==
[[File:Nsburg1.png|thumb|center|alt=Nsburg town logo of a goat|Nsburg town logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]

[[nsburg]] is a community in rural North America of the sort where the pool hall is referred to as "Town Hall". The city's primary industry (or one of them) is turnips, and raccoon pelts have at times been accepted as currency. Two of its prominent neighborhoods are West Sump Acres, where the public library is located, and East Sump Acres, home to the sewage stream. It is located within Therpston county near the community of Jewelsburg.

[[nsburg]] is located on the Shaughnessy River, and for a brief time was also on the Shaughnessy River II, created after beavers dammed the main river. The Shaughnessy Highway runs alongside the river (and the Shaughnessy River II ran through the Shaughnessy Highway). Rather interestingly nsburg has been landlocked since the 1870s.

Highway 3 was home to [[nsburg]]'s most famous and historically significant tourist attraction, the Berbeshire pot holes. Previously located on Highway 3 between Berbeshire Drive and Cresent Cresent the holes are dedicated by the mayor with celebrities who visit being given the key of the pot hole. The holes briefly disappeared causing much concern but soon reappeared on The Shaughnessy Highway after the Shaughnessy River II receded. During their disapearence there was some reports of suspicious holes on the Talcum Puff's field hockey field. Also at some point in the past the sidewalks of Highway 3 were blown up.

===Events===
[[File:HarvestFestival1.png|thumb|none|alt=Harvest Festival logo of a goat|Harvest Festival logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
*[[nsburg]] Harvest Festival - An October tradition with all sorts of local character.
Activities at the Harvest Festival include a Large vegetable competition and Pet show which includes such competitions as Freestyle Fluff and Synchronized Comb-Off. Many local businesses set up stalls to ply their wares. Parking can be problematic as there is a 2 hour limit. Presiding over the activities is the traditional Turnip Queen... who is the same nearly every year because it's a hereditary monarchy.

===Slogans of Nsburg===
*Home of the Tigers!
This slogan was adopted in 1965 when the tigers were unveiled at the nsburg Municipal Zoo. The tigers were returned to their owner in 1997 but the slogan is still used.
*Turnip Capital of Therpston County.
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true
*A Capital City!
The definition of capital used in the slogan is its meaning of "excellent or first rate." This is because the capital of Therpston County is Jewelsburg not nsburg

===Mayor's Announcements===
*The last of the raccoons have finally been pulled out of the communal pool. ''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery]]''

==Segments==

*News

Local news around nsburg.

*It's the Arts!

With Edith Slump.

*Traffic Qwopter

Richter Hammockslam gives the scoop on traffic.

*Weather

Sadie Casperson - QWRP Meterorologist

*Sports

With Chet Buntsman

*Let's Go to the Phones!

I thought we disconnected that phone.

==Characters==

===QWRP Staff===

*Graham ("Big G-Money") - Host of Qwerpline.

*Alex ("A-Train") - Co-host of Qwerpline.

*Derek the Intern - 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.

*Edith Slump - QWRP's soft-spoken arts correspondent.

*Muriel, the Old Wife - Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.

*Richter Hammockslam - QWRP's traffic correspondent.

*Sadie Casperson - QWRP's meteorologist.

*Chet Buntsman - QWRP's Sports analyst and former coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Jeff - QWRP's accountant.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:G-Money1.png|Graham ("Big G-Money") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Graham ("Big G-Money")
File:Alex1.png|Alex ("A-Train") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Alex ("A-Train")
File:Derek1.png|Derek by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Derek
File:EdithSlump1.png|Edith Slump by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Edith Slump
File:Muriel.png|Muriel, the Old Wife by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Muriel, the Old Wife
File:Richter_Hammockslam1.png|Richter Hammockslam by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Richter Hammockslam
File:Sadie1.png|Sadie Casperson by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Sadie Casperson
File:Chet_Buntsman1.png |Chet Buntsman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Chet Buntsman
</gallery>

===nsburgians===

*Lorna Schlitzwhistle is a local expert on pseudoscience and the supernatural who keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres. She runs an Etsy store which sells dreamcatchers.

*Jam Crone(place holder name) is a local purveyor of fine "jam" using recipes from the old country... most of which include ash.

*Ball Hinkley is a local Business Owner selling organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

*Raphael Crinklestouf is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

*Officer Steve nsburg PD is investigating the disappearance and reappearance of the pot holes on from Highway 3 to the Shaughnessy.

*Dr. McFeels coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Dale Chuzzle (the Chuzzler) racer at the Dakar rally.

*Ralph of the nsburg Geological Society which is a fraternal institution.

*Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops. Entered a large Radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:Lorna1.png|alt=Lorna Schlitzwhistle|Lorna Schlitzwhistle by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JamCrone1.png|alt=Jam Crone|Jam Crone by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BallHinkley1.png|alt=Ball Hinkley|Ball Hinkley by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|alt=Raphael Crinklestouf|Raphael Crinklestouf by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:OfficerSteve1.png|alt=Officer Steve nsburg PD|Officer Steve nsburg PD by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Granton_Bumper1.png|alt=Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops |Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

===Advertisers===

*Pass N Gas
*The Nsburg Geological Society
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
*Raymond's Talc Barn
*Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
*The Jewelsburg Diamonds girl's field hockey
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad
*Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet
*The Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
*Huffer RX
*Birk Scouts
*The "secret" Pipesman

<gallery widths="190px" heights="300px">
File:PassNGas1.png|alt=Pass N Gas|Pass N Gas by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:NGS1.png|alt=Nsburg Geological Society|Nsburg Geological Society by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:ChamonixHarmony1.png|alt=Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony|Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JackPlanks1.png|alt=Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork|Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcBarn1.png|alt=Raymond's Talc Barn|Raymond's Talc Barn by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:MossFloss1.png|alt=Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss|Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Jewelsburg1.png|alt=The Jewelsburg Diamonds|The Jewelsburg Diamonds by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad1.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad2.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TechnicallyMeat1.png|alt=Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet|Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcumPuffs1.png|alt=The Talcum Puffs|The Talcum Puffs by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Paternoster1.png|alt=Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster|Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:DeidersBeaters1.png|alt=Deider's Beaters Used Cars|Deider's Beaters Used Cars by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:HufferRX1.png|alt=Huffer RX|Huffer RX by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BirkScouts1.png|alt=Birk Scouts|Birk Scouts by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Pipesman1.png|alt=The Pipesman|The Pipesman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

==List of Qwerpline episodes==
{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="float: left; width: 75%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="text-align: center; width: 10%;" |Episode No.
! scope="col" |Title
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Release Date
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Link
|-
| id="01" |01
|''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery|Pot Hole Mystery]]''
|30 August 2015
|[https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfumer Ball Hinkley.
|-
|-
| id="02" |02
|''[[Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams|Damnable Dams]]''
|13 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek reports on the grand opening of a restaurant, plus coverage of girls' field hockey, and concerned citizen Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in.
|-
|-
| id="03" |03
|''[[Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks|Break the Banks]]''
|29 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Full coverage of the newly-created Shaughnessy River II blocking traffic in and out of nsburg, leading to gas rationing.
|-
|-
| id="04" |04
|''[[Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival|Harvest Festival]]''
|12 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/_g4BuQyDglg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Qwerpline reports live from the nsburg Harvest Festival via the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van. Derek talks to some of the vendors.
|-
| id="05" |05
|''[[Qwerpline Ep05 - The Several Rs|The Several Rs]]''
|28 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/daXWMI6-tMo Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Things are calming down to relative normalcy after the harvest festival. Derek is on location at the recycling plants, and another citizen with complaints finds the phone number.
|-
|}

{{Stub}}
[[Category:LRRcasts]][[Category:Mystery Box]][[Category:{{PAGENAME}}]]

File:Muriel.png

2015-11-12T04:00:16Z

FITorion: Nsburgian and Qwerpline personality Muriel, the Old Wife. Drawn by Featherweight

Nsburgian and Qwerpline personality Muriel, the Old Wife. Drawn by Featherweight

Qwerpline

2015-11-10T21:44:42Z

FITorion: /* nsburgians */

'''Qwerpline''' is a [[LRRcasts|podcast]] from LoadingReadyRun starring [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]] with guests. The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.

==Setting==
[[File:Nsburg1.png|thumb|center|alt=Nsburg town logo of a goat|Nsburg town logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]

[[nsburg]] is a community in rural North America of the sort where the pool hall is referred to as "Town Hall". The city's primary industry (or one of them) is turnips, and raccoon pelts have at times been accepted as currency. Two of its prominent neighborhoods are West Sump Acres, where the public library is located, and East Sump Acres, home to the sewage stream. It is located within Therpston county near the community of Jewelsburg.

[[nsburg]] is located on the Shaughnessy River, and for a brief time was also on the Shaughnessy River II, created after beavers dammed the main river. The Shaughnessy Highway runs alongside the river (and the Shaughnessy River II ran through the Shaughnessy Highway). Rather interestingly nsburg has been landlocked since the 1870s.

Highway 3 was home to [[nsburg]]'s most famous and historically significant tourist attraction, the Berbeshire pot holes. Previously located on Highway 3 between Berbeshire Drive and Cresent Cresent the holes are dedicated by the mayor with celebrities who visit being given the key of the pot hole. The holes briefly disappeared causing much concern but soon reappeared on The Shaughnessy Highway after the Shaughnessy River II receded. During their disapearence there was some reports of suspicious holes on the Talcum Puff's field hockey field. Also at some point in the past the sidewalks of Highway 3 were blown up.

===Events===
[[File:HarvestFestival1.png|thumb|none|alt=Harvest Festival logo of a goat|Harvest Festival logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
*[[nsburg]] Harvest Festival - An October tradition with all sorts of local character.
Activities at the Harvest Festival include a Large vegetable competition and Pet show which includes such competitions as Freestyle Fluff and Synchronized Comb-Off. Many local businesses set up stalls to ply their wares. Parking can be problematic as there is a 2 hour limit. Presiding over the activities is the traditional Turnip Queen... who is the same nearly every year because it's a hereditary monarchy.

===Slogans of Nsburg===
*Home of the Tigers!
This slogan was adopted in 1965 when the tigers were unveiled at the nsburg Municipal Zoo. The tigers were returned to their owner in 1997 but the slogan is still used.
*Turnip Capital of Therpston County.
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true
*A Capital City!
The definition of capital used in the slogan is its meaning of "excellent or first rate." This is because the capital of Therpston County is Jewelsburg not nsburg

===Mayor's Announcements===
*The last of the raccoons have finally been pulled out of the communal pool. ''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery]]''

==Segments==

*News

Local news around nsburg.

*It's the Arts!

With Edith Slump.

*Traffic Qwopter

Richter Hammockslam gives the scoop on traffic.

*Weather

Sadie Casperson - QWRP Meterorologist

*Sports

With Chet Buntsman

*Let's Go to the Phones!

I thought we disconnected that phone.

==Characters==

===QWRP Staff===

*Graham ("Big G-Money") - Host of Qwerpline.

*Alex ("A-Train") - Co-host of Qwerpline.

*Derek the Intern - 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.

*Edith Slump - QWRP's soft-spoken arts correspondent.

*Muriel, the Old Wife - Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.

*Richter Hammockslam - QWRP's traffic correspondent.

*Sadie Casperson - QWRP's meteorologist.

*Chet Buntsman - QWRP's Sports analyst and former coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Jeff - QWRP's accountant.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:G-Money1.png|Graham ("Big G-Money") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Graham ("Big G-Money")
File:Alex1.png|Alex ("A-Train") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Alex ("A-Train")
File:Derek1.png|Derek by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Derek
File:EdithSlump1.png|Edith Slump by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Edith Slump
File:Richter_Hammockslam1.png|Richter Hammockslam by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Richter Hammockslam
File:Sadie1.png|Sadie Casperson by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Sadie Casperson
File:Chet_Buntsman1.png |Chet Buntsman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Chet Buntsman
</gallery>

===nsburgians===

*Lorna Schlitzwhistle is a local expert on pseudoscience and the supernatural who keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres. She runs an Etsy store which sells dreamcatchers.

*Jam Crone(place holder name) is a local purveyor of fine "jam" using recipes from the old country... most of which include ash.

*Ball Hinkley is a local Business Owner selling organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

*Raphael Crinklestouf is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

*Officer Steve nsburg PD is investigating the disappearance and reappearance of the pot holes on from Highway 3 to the Shaughnessy.

*Dr. McFeels coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Dale Chuzzle (the Chuzzler) racer at the Dakar rally.

*Ralph of the nsburg Geological Society which is a fraternal institution.

*Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops. Entered a large Radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:Lorna1.png|alt=Lorna Schlitzwhistle|Lorna Schlitzwhistle by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JamCrone1.png|alt=Jam Crone|Jam Crone by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BallHinkley1.png|alt=Ball Hinkley|Ball Hinkley by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|alt=Raphael Crinklestouf|Raphael Crinklestouf by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:OfficerSteve1.png|alt=Officer Steve nsburg PD|Officer Steve nsburg PD by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Granton_Bumper1.png|alt=Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops |Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

===Advertisers===

*Pass N Gas
*The Nsburg Geological Society
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
*Raymond's Talc Barn
*Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
*The Jewelsburg Diamonds girl's field hockey
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad
*Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet
*The Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
*Huffer RX
*Birk Scouts
*The "secret" Pipesman

<gallery widths="190px" heights="300px">
File:PassNGas1.png|alt=Pass N Gas|Pass N Gas by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:NGS1.png|alt=Nsburg Geological Society|Nsburg Geological Society by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:ChamonixHarmony1.png|alt=Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony|Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JackPlanks1.png|alt=Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork|Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcBarn1.png|alt=Raymond's Talc Barn|Raymond's Talc Barn by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:MossFloss1.png|alt=Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss|Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Jewelsburg1.png|alt=The Jewelsburg Diamonds|The Jewelsburg Diamonds by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad1.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad2.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TechnicallyMeat1.png|alt=Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet|Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcumPuffs1.png|alt=The Talcum Puffs|The Talcum Puffs by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Paternoster1.png|alt=Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster|Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:DeidersBeaters1.png|alt=Deider's Beaters Used Cars|Deider's Beaters Used Cars by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:HufferRX1.png|alt=Huffer RX|Huffer RX by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BirkScouts1.png|alt=Birk Scouts|Birk Scouts by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Pipesman1.png|alt=The Pipesman|The Pipesman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

==List of Qwerpline episodes==
{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="float: left; width: 75%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="text-align: center; width: 10%;" |Episode No.
! scope="col" |Title
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Release Date
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Link
|-
| id="01" |01
|''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery|Pot Hole Mystery]]''
|30 August 2015
|[https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfumer Ball Hinkley.
|-
|-
| id="02" |02
|''[[Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams|Damnable Dams]]''
|13 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek reports on the grand opening of a restaurant, plus coverage of girls' field hockey, and concerned citizen Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in.
|-
|-
| id="03" |03
|''[[Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks|Break the Banks]]''
|29 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Full coverage of the newly-created Shaughnessy River II blocking traffic in and out of nsburg, leading to gas rationing.
|-
|-
| id="04" |04
|''[[Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival|Harvest Festival]]''
|12 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/_g4BuQyDglg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Qwerpline reports live from the nsburg Harvest Festival via the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van. Derek talks to some of the vendors.
|-
| id="05" |05
|''[[Qwerpline Ep05 - The Several Rs|The Several Rs]]''
|28 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/daXWMI6-tMo Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Things are calming down to relative normalcy after the harvest festival. Derek is on location at the recycling plants, and another citizen with complaints finds the phone number.
|-
|}

{{Stub}}
[[Category:LRRcasts]][[Category:Mystery Box]][[Category:{{PAGENAME}}]]

File:Granton Bumper1.png

2015-11-10T21:42:35Z

FITorion: Nsburgian Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops featured on Qwerpline. Drawn by Featherweight.

Nsburgian Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops featured on Qwerpline. Drawn by Featherweight.

Qwerpline

2015-11-08T04:31:09Z

FITorion: /* QWRP Staff */

'''Qwerpline''' is a [[LRRcasts|podcast]] from LoadingReadyRun starring [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]] with guests. The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.

==Setting==
[[File:Nsburg1.png|thumb|center|alt=Nsburg town logo of a goat|Nsburg town logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]

[[nsburg]] is a community in rural North America of the sort where the pool hall is referred to as "Town Hall". The city's primary industry (or one of them) is turnips, and raccoon pelts have at times been accepted as currency. Two of its prominent neighborhoods are West Sump Acres, where the public library is located, and East Sump Acres, home to the sewage stream. It is located within Therpston county near the community of Jewelsburg.

[[nsburg]] is located on the Shaughnessy River, and for a brief time was also on the Shaughnessy River II, created after beavers dammed the main river. The Shaughnessy Highway runs alongside the river (and the Shaughnessy River II ran through the Shaughnessy Highway). Rather interestingly nsburg has been landlocked since the 1870s.

Highway 3 was home to [[nsburg]]'s most famous and historically significant tourist attraction, the Berbeshire pot holes. Previously located on Highway 3 between Berbeshire Drive and Cresent Cresent the holes are dedicated by the mayor with celebrities who visit being given the key of the pot hole. The holes briefly disappeared causing much concern but soon reappeared on The Shaughnessy Highway after the Shaughnessy River II receded. During their disapearence there was some reports of suspicious holes on the Talcum Puff's field hockey field. Also at some point in the past the sidewalks of Highway 3 were blown up.

===Events===
[[File:HarvestFestival1.png|thumb|none|alt=Harvest Festival logo of a goat|Harvest Festival logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
*[[nsburg]] Harvest Festival - An October tradition with all sorts of local character.
Activities at the Harvest Festival include a Large vegetable competition and Pet show which includes such competitions as Freestyle Fluff and Synchronized Comb-Off. Many local businesses set up stalls to ply their wares. Parking can be problematic as there is a 2 hour limit. Presiding over the activities is the traditional Turnip Queen... who is the same nearly every year because it's a hereditary monarchy.

===Slogans of Nsburg===
*Home of the Tigers!
This slogan was adopted in 1965 when the tigers were unveiled at the nsburg Municipal Zoo. The tigers were returned to their owner in 1997 but the slogan is still used.
*Turnip Capital of Therpston County.
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true
*A Capital City!
The definition of capital used in the slogan is its meaning of "excellent or first rate." This is because the capital of Therpston County is Jewelsburg not nsburg

===Mayor's Announcements===
*The last of the raccoons have finally been pulled out of the communal pool. ''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery]]''

==Segments==

*News

Local news around nsburg.

*It's the Arts!

With Edith Slump.

*Traffic Qwopter

Richter Hammockslam gives the scoop on traffic.

*Weather

Sadie Casperson - QWRP Meterorologist

*Sports

With Chet Buntsman

*Let's Go to the Phones!

I thought we disconnected that phone.

==Characters==

===QWRP Staff===

*Graham ("Big G-Money") - Host of Qwerpline.

*Alex ("A-Train") - Co-host of Qwerpline.

*Derek the Intern - 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.

*Edith Slump - QWRP's soft-spoken arts correspondent.

*Muriel, the Old Wife - Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.

*Richter Hammockslam - QWRP's traffic correspondent.

*Sadie Casperson - QWRP's meteorologist.

*Chet Buntsman - QWRP's Sports analyst and former coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Jeff - QWRP's accountant.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:G-Money1.png|Graham ("Big G-Money") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Graham ("Big G-Money")
File:Alex1.png|Alex ("A-Train") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Alex ("A-Train")
File:Derek1.png|Derek by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Derek
File:EdithSlump1.png|Edith Slump by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Edith Slump
File:Richter_Hammockslam1.png|Richter Hammockslam by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Richter Hammockslam
File:Sadie1.png|Sadie Casperson by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Sadie Casperson
File:Chet_Buntsman1.png |Chet Buntsman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Chet Buntsman
</gallery>

===nsburgians===

*Lorna Schlitzwhistle is a local expert on pseudoscience and the supernatural who keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres. She runs an Etsy store which sells dreamcatchers.

*Jam Crone(place holder name) is a local purveyor of fine "jam" using recipes from the old country... most of which include ash.

*Ball Hinkley is a local Business Owner selling organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

*Raphael Crinklestouf is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

*Officer Steve nsburg PD is investigating the disappearance and reappearance of the pot holes on from Highway 3 to the Shaughnessy.

*Dr. McFeels coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Dale Chuzzle (the Chuzzler) racer at the Dakar rally.

*Ralph of the nsburg Geological Society which is a fraternal institution.

*Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops. Entered a large Radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:Lorna1.png|alt=Lorna Schlitzwhistle|Lorna Schlitzwhistle by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JamCrone1.png|alt=Jam Crone|Jam Crone by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BallHinkley1.png|alt=Ball Hinkley|Ball Hinkley by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|alt=Raphael Crinklestouf|Raphael Crinklestouf by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:OfficerSteve1.png|alt=Officer Steve nsburg PD|Officer Steve nsburg PD by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

===Advertisers===

*Pass N Gas
*The Nsburg Geological Society
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
*Raymond's Talc Barn
*Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
*The Jewelsburg Diamonds girl's field hockey
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad
*Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet
*The Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
*Huffer RX
*Birk Scouts
*The "secret" Pipesman

<gallery widths="190px" heights="300px">
File:PassNGas1.png|alt=Pass N Gas|Pass N Gas by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:NGS1.png|alt=Nsburg Geological Society|Nsburg Geological Society by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:ChamonixHarmony1.png|alt=Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony|Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JackPlanks1.png|alt=Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork|Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcBarn1.png|alt=Raymond's Talc Barn|Raymond's Talc Barn by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:MossFloss1.png|alt=Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss|Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Jewelsburg1.png|alt=The Jewelsburg Diamonds|The Jewelsburg Diamonds by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad1.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad2.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TechnicallyMeat1.png|alt=Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet|Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcumPuffs1.png|alt=The Talcum Puffs|The Talcum Puffs by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Paternoster1.png|alt=Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster|Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:DeidersBeaters1.png|alt=Deider's Beaters Used Cars|Deider's Beaters Used Cars by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:HufferRX1.png|alt=Huffer RX|Huffer RX by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BirkScouts1.png|alt=Birk Scouts|Birk Scouts by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Pipesman1.png|alt=The Pipesman|The Pipesman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

==List of Qwerpline episodes==
{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="float: left; width: 75%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="text-align: center; width: 10%;" |Episode No.
! scope="col" |Title
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Release Date
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Link
|-
| id="01" |01
|''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery|Pot Hole Mystery]]''
|30 August 2015
|[https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfumer Ball Hinkley.
|-
|-
| id="02" |02
|''[[Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams|Damnable Dams]]''
|13 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek reports on the grand opening of a restaurant, plus coverage of girls' field hockey, and concerned citizen Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in.
|-
|-
| id="03" |03
|''[[Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks|Break the Banks]]''
|29 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Full coverage of the newly-created Shaughnessy River II blocking traffic in and out of nsburg, leading to gas rationing.
|-
|-
| id="04" |04
|''[[Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival|Harvest Festival]]''
|12 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/_g4BuQyDglg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Qwerpline reports live from the nsburg Harvest Festival via the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van. Derek talks to some of the vendors.
|-
| id="05" |05
|''[[Qwerpline Ep05 - The Several Rs|The Several Rs]]''
|28 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/daXWMI6-tMo Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Things are calming down to relative normalcy after the harvest festival. Derek is on location at the recycling plants, and another citizen with complaints finds the phone number.
|-
|}

{{Stub}}
[[Category:LRRcasts]][[Category:Mystery Box]][[Category:{{PAGENAME}}]]

File:Sadie1.png

2015-11-08T04:29:01Z

FITorion: Nsburgian and Qwerpline personality Sadie Casperson . Drawn by Featherweight

Nsburgian and Qwerpline personality Sadie Casperson . Drawn by Featherweight

Qwerpline

2015-10-28T16:40:45Z

FITorion: /* List of Qwerpline episodes */

'''Qwerpline''' is a [[LRRcasts|podcast]] from LoadingReadyRun starring [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]] with guests. The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.

==Setting==
[[File:Nsburg1.png|thumb|center|alt=Nsburg town logo of a goat|Nsburg town logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]

[[nsburg]] is a community in rural North America of the sort where the pool hall is referred to as "Town Hall". The city's primary industry (or one of them) is turnips, and raccoon pelts have at times been accepted as currency. Two of its prominent neighborhoods are West Sump Acres, where the public library is located, and East Sump Acres, home to the sewage stream. It is located within Therpston county near the community of Jewelsburg.

[[nsburg]] is located on the Shaughnessy River, and for a brief time was also on the Shaughnessy River II, created after beavers dammed the main river. The Shaughnessy Highway runs alongside the river (and the Shaughnessy River II ran through the Shaughnessy Highway). Rather interestingly nsburg has been landlocked since the 1870s.

Highway 3 was home to [[nsburg]]'s most famous and historically significant tourist attraction, the Berbeshire pot holes. Previously located on Highway 3 between Berbeshire Drive and Cresent Cresent the holes are dedicated by the mayor with celebrities who visit being given the key of the pot hole. The holes briefly disappeared causing much concern but soon reappeared on The Shaughnessy Highway after the Shaughnessy River II receded. During their disapearence there was some reports of suspicious holes on the Talcum Puff's field hockey field. Also at some point in the past the sidewalks of Highway 3 were blown up.

===Events===
[[File:HarvestFestival1.png|thumb|none|alt=Harvest Festival logo of a goat|Harvest Festival logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
*[[nsburg]] Harvest Festival - An October tradition with all sorts of local character.
Activities at the Harvest Festival include a Large vegetable competition and Pet show which includes such competitions as Freestyle Fluff and Synchronized Comb-Off. Many local businesses set up stalls to ply their wares. Parking can be problematic as there is a 2 hour limit. Presiding over the activities is the traditional Turnip Queen... who is the same nearly every year because it's a hereditary monarchy.

===Slogans of Nsburg===
*Home of the Tigers!
This slogan was adopted in 1965 when the tigers were unveiled at the nsburg Municipal Zoo. The tigers were returned to their owner in 1997 but the slogan is still used.
*Turnip Capital of Therpston County.
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true

===Mayor's Announcements===
*The last of the raccoons have finally been pulled out of the communal pool. ''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery]]''

==Segments==

*News

Local news around nsburg.

*It's the Arts!

With Edith Slump.

*Traffic Qwopter

Richter Hammockslam gives the scoop on traffic.

*Weather

Sadie Casperson - QWRP Meterorologist

*Sports

With Chet Buntsman

*Let's Go to the Phones!

I thought we disconnected that phone.

==Characters==

===QWRP Staff===

*Graham ("Big G-Money") - Host of Qwerpline.

*Alex ("A-Train") - Co-host of Qwerpline.

*Derek the Intern - 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.

*Edith Slump - QWRP's soft-spoken arts correspondent.

*Muriel, the Old Wife - Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.

*Richter Hammockslam - QWRP's traffic correspondent.

*Sadie Casperson - QWRP's meteorologist.

*Chet Buntsman - QWRP's Sports analyst and former coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Jeff - QWRP's accountant.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:G-Money1.png|Graham ("Big G-Money") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Graham ("Big G-Money")
File:Alex1.png|Alex ("A-Train") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Alex ("A-Train")
File:Derek1.png|Derek by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Derek
File:EdithSlump1.png|Edith Slump by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Edith Slump
File:Richter_Hammockslam1.png|Richter Hammockslam by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Richter Hammockslam
File:Chet_Buntsman1.png |Chet Buntsman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Chet Buntsman
</gallery>

===nsburgians===

*Lorna Schlitzwhistle is a local expert on pseudoscience and the supernatural who keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres. She runs an Etsy store which sells dreamcatchers.

*Jam Crone(place holder name) is a local purveyor of fine "jam" using recipes from the old country... most of which include ash.

*Ball Hinkley is a local Business Owner selling organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

*Raphael Crinklestouf is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

*Officer Steve nsburg PD is investigating the disappearance and reappearance of the pot holes on from Highway 3 to the Shaughnessy.

*Dr. McFeels coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Dale Chuzzle (the Chuzzler) racer at the Dakar rally.

*Ralph of the nsburg Geological Society which is a fraternal institution.

*Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops. Entered a large Radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:Lorna1.png|alt=Lorna Schlitzwhistle|Lorna Schlitzwhistle by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JamCrone1.png|alt=Jam Crone|Jam Crone by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BallHinkley1.png|alt=Ball Hinkley|Ball Hinkley by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|alt=Raphael Crinklestouf|Raphael Crinklestouf by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:OfficerSteve1.png|alt=Officer Steve nsburg PD|Officer Steve nsburg PD by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

===Advertisers===

*Pass N Gas
*The Nsburg Geological Society
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
*Raymond's Talc Barn
*Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
*The Jewelsburg Diamonds girl's field hockey
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad
*Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet
*The Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
*Huffer RX
*Birk Scouts
*The "secret" Pipesman

<gallery widths="190px" heights="300px">
File:PassNGas1.png|alt=Pass N Gas|Pass N Gas by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:NGS1.png|alt=Nsburg Geological Society|Nsburg Geological Society by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:ChamonixHarmony1.png|alt=Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony|Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JackPlanks1.png|alt=Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork|Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcBarn1.png|alt=Raymond's Talc Barn|Raymond's Talc Barn by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:MossFloss1.png|alt=Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss|Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Jewelsburg1.png|alt=The Jewelsburg Diamonds|The Jewelsburg Diamonds by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad1.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad2.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TechnicallyMeat1.png|alt=Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet|Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcumPuffs1.png|alt=The Talcum Puffs|The Talcum Puffs by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Paternoster1.png|alt=Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster|Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:DeidersBeaters1.png|alt=Deider's Beaters Used Cars|Deider's Beaters Used Cars by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:HufferRX1.png|alt=Huffer RX|Huffer RX by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BirkScouts1.png|alt=Birk Scouts|Birk Scouts by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Pipesman1.png|alt=The Pipesman|The Pipesman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

==List of Qwerpline episodes==
{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="float: left; width: 75%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="text-align: center; width: 10%;" |Episode No.
! scope="col" |Title
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Release Date
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Link
|-
| id="01" |01
|''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery|Pot Hole Mystery]]''
|30 August 2015
|[https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfumer Ball Hinkley.
|-
|-
| id="02" |02
|''[[Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams|Damnable Dams]]''
|13 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek reports on the grand opening of a restaurant, plus coverage of girls' field hockey, and concerned citizen Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in.
|-
|-
| id="03" |03
|''[[Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks|Break the Banks]]''
|29 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Full coverage of the newly-created Shaughnessy River II blocking traffic in and out of nsburg, leading to gas rationing.
|-
|-
| id="04" |04
|''[[Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival|Harvest Festival]]''
|12 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/_g4BuQyDglg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Qwerpline reports live from the nsburg Harvest Festival via the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van. Derek talks to some of the vendors.
|-
| id="05" |05
|''[[Qwerpline Ep05 - The Several Rs|The Several Rs]]''
|28 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/daXWMI6-tMo Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Things are calming down to relative normalcy after the harvest festival. Derek is on location at the recycling plants, and another citizen with complaints finds the phone number.
|-
|}

{{Stub}}
[[Category:LRRcasts]][[Category:Mystery Box]][[Category:{{PAGENAME}}]]

Qwerpline

2015-10-28T16:39:30Z

FITorion: /* List of Qwerpline episodes */

'''Qwerpline''' is a [[LRRcasts|podcast]] from LoadingReadyRun starring [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]] with guests. The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.

==Setting==
[[File:Nsburg1.png|thumb|center|alt=Nsburg town logo of a goat|Nsburg town logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]

[[nsburg]] is a community in rural North America of the sort where the pool hall is referred to as "Town Hall". The city's primary industry (or one of them) is turnips, and raccoon pelts have at times been accepted as currency. Two of its prominent neighborhoods are West Sump Acres, where the public library is located, and East Sump Acres, home to the sewage stream. It is located within Therpston county near the community of Jewelsburg.

[[nsburg]] is located on the Shaughnessy River, and for a brief time was also on the Shaughnessy River II, created after beavers dammed the main river. The Shaughnessy Highway runs alongside the river (and the Shaughnessy River II ran through the Shaughnessy Highway). Rather interestingly nsburg has been landlocked since the 1870s.

Highway 3 was home to [[nsburg]]'s most famous and historically significant tourist attraction, the Berbeshire pot holes. Previously located on Highway 3 between Berbeshire Drive and Cresent Cresent the holes are dedicated by the mayor with celebrities who visit being given the key of the pot hole. The holes briefly disappeared causing much concern but soon reappeared on The Shaughnessy Highway after the Shaughnessy River II receded. During their disapearence there was some reports of suspicious holes on the Talcum Puff's field hockey field. Also at some point in the past the sidewalks of Highway 3 were blown up.

===Events===
[[File:HarvestFestival1.png|thumb|none|alt=Harvest Festival logo of a goat|Harvest Festival logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
*[[nsburg]] Harvest Festival - An October tradition with all sorts of local character.
Activities at the Harvest Festival include a Large vegetable competition and Pet show which includes such competitions as Freestyle Fluff and Synchronized Comb-Off. Many local businesses set up stalls to ply their wares. Parking can be problematic as there is a 2 hour limit. Presiding over the activities is the traditional Turnip Queen... who is the same nearly every year because it's a hereditary monarchy.

===Slogans of Nsburg===
*Home of the Tigers!
This slogan was adopted in 1965 when the tigers were unveiled at the nsburg Municipal Zoo. The tigers were returned to their owner in 1997 but the slogan is still used.
*Turnip Capital of Therpston County.
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true

===Mayor's Announcements===
*The last of the raccoons have finally been pulled out of the communal pool. ''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery]]''

==Segments==

*News

Local news around nsburg.

*It's the Arts!

With Edith Slump.

*Traffic Qwopter

Richter Hammockslam gives the scoop on traffic.

*Weather

Sadie Casperson - QWRP Meterorologist

*Sports

With Chet Buntsman

*Let's Go to the Phones!

I thought we disconnected that phone.

==Characters==

===QWRP Staff===

*Graham ("Big G-Money") - Host of Qwerpline.

*Alex ("A-Train") - Co-host of Qwerpline.

*Derek the Intern - 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.

*Edith Slump - QWRP's soft-spoken arts correspondent.

*Muriel, the Old Wife - Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.

*Richter Hammockslam - QWRP's traffic correspondent.

*Sadie Casperson - QWRP's meteorologist.

*Chet Buntsman - QWRP's Sports analyst and former coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Jeff - QWRP's accountant.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:G-Money1.png|Graham ("Big G-Money") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Graham ("Big G-Money")
File:Alex1.png|Alex ("A-Train") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Alex ("A-Train")
File:Derek1.png|Derek by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Derek
File:EdithSlump1.png|Edith Slump by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Edith Slump
File:Richter_Hammockslam1.png|Richter Hammockslam by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Richter Hammockslam
File:Chet_Buntsman1.png |Chet Buntsman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Chet Buntsman
</gallery>

===nsburgians===

*Lorna Schlitzwhistle is a local expert on pseudoscience and the supernatural who keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres. She runs an Etsy store which sells dreamcatchers.

*Jam Crone(place holder name) is a local purveyor of fine "jam" using recipes from the old country... most of which include ash.

*Ball Hinkley is a local Business Owner selling organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

*Raphael Crinklestouf is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

*Officer Steve nsburg PD is investigating the disappearance and reappearance of the pot holes on from Highway 3 to the Shaughnessy.

*Dr. McFeels coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Dale Chuzzle (the Chuzzler) racer at the Dakar rally.

*Ralph of the nsburg Geological Society which is a fraternal institution.

*Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops. Entered a large Radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:Lorna1.png|alt=Lorna Schlitzwhistle|Lorna Schlitzwhistle by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JamCrone1.png|alt=Jam Crone|Jam Crone by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BallHinkley1.png|alt=Ball Hinkley|Ball Hinkley by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|alt=Raphael Crinklestouf|Raphael Crinklestouf by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:OfficerSteve1.png|alt=Officer Steve nsburg PD|Officer Steve nsburg PD by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

===Advertisers===

*Pass N Gas
*The Nsburg Geological Society
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
*Raymond's Talc Barn
*Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
*The Jewelsburg Diamonds girl's field hockey
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad
*Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet
*The Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
*Huffer RX
*Birk Scouts
*The "secret" Pipesman

<gallery widths="190px" heights="300px">
File:PassNGas1.png|alt=Pass N Gas|Pass N Gas by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:NGS1.png|alt=Nsburg Geological Society|Nsburg Geological Society by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:ChamonixHarmony1.png|alt=Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony|Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JackPlanks1.png|alt=Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork|Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcBarn1.png|alt=Raymond's Talc Barn|Raymond's Talc Barn by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:MossFloss1.png|alt=Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss|Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Jewelsburg1.png|alt=The Jewelsburg Diamonds|The Jewelsburg Diamonds by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad1.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad2.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TechnicallyMeat1.png|alt=Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet|Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcumPuffs1.png|alt=The Talcum Puffs|The Talcum Puffs by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Paternoster1.png|alt=Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster|Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:DeidersBeaters1.png|alt=Deider's Beaters Used Cars|Deider's Beaters Used Cars by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:HufferRX1.png|alt=Huffer RX|Huffer RX by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BirkScouts1.png|alt=Birk Scouts|Birk Scouts by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Pipesman1.png|alt=The Pipesman|The Pipesman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

==List of Qwerpline episodes==
{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="float: left; width: 75%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="text-align: center; width: 10%;" |Episode No.
! scope="col" |Title
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Release Date
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Link
|-
| id="01" |01
|''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery|Pot Hole Mystery]]''
|30 August 2015
|[https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfumer Ball Hinkley.
|-
|-
| id="02" |02
|''[[Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams|Damnable Dams]]''
|13 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek reports on the grand opening of a restaurant, plus coverage of girls' field hockey, and concerned citizen Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in.
|-
|-
| id="03" |03
|''[[Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks|Break the Banks]]''
|29 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Full coverage of the newly-created Shaughnessy River II blocking traffic in and out of nsburg, leading to gas rationing.
|-
|-
| id="04" |04
|''[[Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival|Harvest Festival]]''
|12 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/_g4BuQyDglg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Qwerpline reports live from the nsburg Harvest Festival via the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van. Derek talks to some of the vendors.
|-
| id="05" |05
|''[[Qwerpline Ep05 - The Several Rs]]''
|28 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/daXWMI6-tMo Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Things are calming down to relative normalcy after the harvest festival. Derek is on location at the recycling plants, and another citizen with complaints finds the phone number.
|-
|}

{{Stub}}
[[Category:LRRcasts]][[Category:Mystery Box]][[Category:{{PAGENAME}}]]

Qwerpline

2015-10-28T16:38:58Z

FITorion: /* List of Qwerpline episodes */

'''Qwerpline''' is a [[LRRcasts|podcast]] from LoadingReadyRun starring [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]] with guests. The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.

==Setting==
[[File:Nsburg1.png|thumb|center|alt=Nsburg town logo of a goat|Nsburg town logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]

[[nsburg]] is a community in rural North America of the sort where the pool hall is referred to as "Town Hall". The city's primary industry (or one of them) is turnips, and raccoon pelts have at times been accepted as currency. Two of its prominent neighborhoods are West Sump Acres, where the public library is located, and East Sump Acres, home to the sewage stream. It is located within Therpston county near the community of Jewelsburg.

[[nsburg]] is located on the Shaughnessy River, and for a brief time was also on the Shaughnessy River II, created after beavers dammed the main river. The Shaughnessy Highway runs alongside the river (and the Shaughnessy River II ran through the Shaughnessy Highway). Rather interestingly nsburg has been landlocked since the 1870s.

Highway 3 was home to [[nsburg]]'s most famous and historically significant tourist attraction, the Berbeshire pot holes. Previously located on Highway 3 between Berbeshire Drive and Cresent Cresent the holes are dedicated by the mayor with celebrities who visit being given the key of the pot hole. The holes briefly disappeared causing much concern but soon reappeared on The Shaughnessy Highway after the Shaughnessy River II receded. During their disapearence there was some reports of suspicious holes on the Talcum Puff's field hockey field. Also at some point in the past the sidewalks of Highway 3 were blown up.

===Events===
[[File:HarvestFestival1.png|thumb|none|alt=Harvest Festival logo of a goat|Harvest Festival logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
*[[nsburg]] Harvest Festival - An October tradition with all sorts of local character.
Activities at the Harvest Festival include a Large vegetable competition and Pet show which includes such competitions as Freestyle Fluff and Synchronized Comb-Off. Many local businesses set up stalls to ply their wares. Parking can be problematic as there is a 2 hour limit. Presiding over the activities is the traditional Turnip Queen... who is the same nearly every year because it's a hereditary monarchy.

===Slogans of Nsburg===
*Home of the Tigers!
This slogan was adopted in 1965 when the tigers were unveiled at the nsburg Municipal Zoo. The tigers were returned to their owner in 1997 but the slogan is still used.
*Turnip Capital of Therpston County.
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true

===Mayor's Announcements===
*The last of the raccoons have finally been pulled out of the communal pool. ''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery]]''

==Segments==

*News

Local news around nsburg.

*It's the Arts!

With Edith Slump.

*Traffic Qwopter

Richter Hammockslam gives the scoop on traffic.

*Weather

Sadie Casperson - QWRP Meterorologist

*Sports

With Chet Buntsman

*Let's Go to the Phones!

I thought we disconnected that phone.

==Characters==

===QWRP Staff===

*Graham ("Big G-Money") - Host of Qwerpline.

*Alex ("A-Train") - Co-host of Qwerpline.

*Derek the Intern - 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.

*Edith Slump - QWRP's soft-spoken arts correspondent.

*Muriel, the Old Wife - Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.

*Richter Hammockslam - QWRP's traffic correspondent.

*Sadie Casperson - QWRP's meteorologist.

*Chet Buntsman - QWRP's Sports analyst and former coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Jeff - QWRP's accountant.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:G-Money1.png|Graham ("Big G-Money") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Graham ("Big G-Money")
File:Alex1.png|Alex ("A-Train") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Alex ("A-Train")
File:Derek1.png|Derek by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Derek
File:EdithSlump1.png|Edith Slump by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Edith Slump
File:Richter_Hammockslam1.png|Richter Hammockslam by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Richter Hammockslam
File:Chet_Buntsman1.png |Chet Buntsman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Chet Buntsman
</gallery>

===nsburgians===

*Lorna Schlitzwhistle is a local expert on pseudoscience and the supernatural who keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres. She runs an Etsy store which sells dreamcatchers.

*Jam Crone(place holder name) is a local purveyor of fine "jam" using recipes from the old country... most of which include ash.

*Ball Hinkley is a local Business Owner selling organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

*Raphael Crinklestouf is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

*Officer Steve nsburg PD is investigating the disappearance and reappearance of the pot holes on from Highway 3 to the Shaughnessy.

*Dr. McFeels coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Dale Chuzzle (the Chuzzler) racer at the Dakar rally.

*Ralph of the nsburg Geological Society which is a fraternal institution.

*Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops. Entered a large Radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:Lorna1.png|alt=Lorna Schlitzwhistle|Lorna Schlitzwhistle by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JamCrone1.png|alt=Jam Crone|Jam Crone by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BallHinkley1.png|alt=Ball Hinkley|Ball Hinkley by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|alt=Raphael Crinklestouf|Raphael Crinklestouf by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:OfficerSteve1.png|alt=Officer Steve nsburg PD|Officer Steve nsburg PD by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

===Advertisers===

*Pass N Gas
*The Nsburg Geological Society
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
*Raymond's Talc Barn
*Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
*The Jewelsburg Diamonds girl's field hockey
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad
*Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet
*The Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
*Huffer RX
*Birk Scouts
*The "secret" Pipesman

<gallery widths="190px" heights="300px">
File:PassNGas1.png|alt=Pass N Gas|Pass N Gas by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:NGS1.png|alt=Nsburg Geological Society|Nsburg Geological Society by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:ChamonixHarmony1.png|alt=Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony|Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JackPlanks1.png|alt=Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork|Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcBarn1.png|alt=Raymond's Talc Barn|Raymond's Talc Barn by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:MossFloss1.png|alt=Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss|Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Jewelsburg1.png|alt=The Jewelsburg Diamonds|The Jewelsburg Diamonds by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad1.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad2.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TechnicallyMeat1.png|alt=Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet|Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcumPuffs1.png|alt=The Talcum Puffs|The Talcum Puffs by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Paternoster1.png|alt=Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster|Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:DeidersBeaters1.png|alt=Deider's Beaters Used Cars|Deider's Beaters Used Cars by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:HufferRX1.png|alt=Huffer RX|Huffer RX by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BirkScouts1.png|alt=Birk Scouts|Birk Scouts by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Pipesman1.png|alt=The Pipesman|The Pipesman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

==List of Qwerpline episodes==
{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="float: left; width: 75%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="text-align: center; width: 10%;" |Episode No.
! scope="col" |Title
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Release Date
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Link
|-
| id="01" |01
|''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery|Pot Hole Mystery]]''
|30 August 2015
|[https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfumer Ball Hinkley.
|-
|-
| id="02" |02
|''[[Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams|Damnable Dams]]''
|13 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek reports on the grand opening of a restaurant, plus coverage of girls' field hockey, and concerned citizen Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in.
|-
|-
| id="03" |03
|''[[Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks|Break the Banks]]''
|29 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Full coverage of the newly-created Shaughnessy River II blocking traffic in and out of nsburg, leading to gas rationing.
|-
|-
| id="04" |04
|''[[Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival|Harvest Festival]]''
|12 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/_g4BuQyDglg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Qwerpline reports live from the nsburg Harvest Festival via the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van. Derek talks to some of the vendors.
|-
| id="05" |01
|''[[Qwerpline Ep05 - The Several Rs]]''
|28 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/daXWMI6-tMo Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Things are calming down to relative normalcy after the harvest festival. Derek is on location at the recycling plants, and another citizen with complaints finds the phone number.
|-
|}

{{Stub}}
[[Category:LRRcasts]][[Category:Mystery Box]][[Category:{{PAGENAME}}]]

Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival

2015-10-26T22:19:08Z

FITorion: /* Traffic */

The forth episode of Qwerpline! It's autumn, and time for the annual nsburg Harvest Festival! Derek is on location, and Richter is back in the skies.
==Vital Statisics==
'''Date released:''' October 12, 2015

'''Appearing:''' [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]], [[Kathleen De Vere]], [[Brendan "Beej" Dery]] and [[Ian Horner]]

'''Editing and Graphics:''' [[Graham Stark]]

'''Illustrations:''' [[Devin Harrigan|Devin "Featherweight" Harrigan]]

'''Music:''' [[Bradley Rains]] ([http://www.bradleyrains.com www.bradleyrains.com])

'''Runtime:''' 17:10

== Nsburg Slogan ==
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true.

==Synopsis==

==Weather==
Sadie Casperson reports weather will be fine fall clothing weather...
*Monday: Brisk
*Tuesday: Chilly
*Wednesday: Crisp
*Thursday: Nippy
*Friday: Nipple Shields
*Weekend: Light chance of Tornado

Sadie has entered her cat Mr. Wigglesbutt in the harvest pet show. He's in two competitions: Freestyle Fluff and the Synchronized Comb-Off.

==Derek live on location part 1==
Derek interviews Granton Bumper of Bumper Crops who has a radish entered in the Harvest festival large vegetable competition. After much effort it has been determined that the radish is about 1 foot wide... and would produce 43ml of juice once squeezed. Granton Bumper focuses his attention on growing one very large vegetable a year; forgoing all others.

==Traffic==
Richter Hammockslam reports that the Shaughnessy River II has receded and Shaughnessy Highway is now dry much to his disappointment as the fan boat can no longer be used. And the famous Berbishire holes are back... And they are on the Shaughnessy. He got a real close look at them hovering a few feet above them in the traffic qwopter and claims they're same holes as before but here instead of on Highway 3. Traffic was flowing... but then someone flew a helicopter three feet above the highway...

==Derek live on location part 2==
Derek is amazed by the crafts available at the Harvest Festival. Lorna Schlitzwhistle has a stall... There's a stall selling chainsaw carvings made from various materials such as soapstone, bone, jade, and ivory. They fit in the palm of your hand. Ball Hinkley wasn't at his perfume stall... Finally there's a stall selling jam. Some of the jams are made from old country recipes. The Strawberry jam is made from beats... The blackberry jam is made from ash... blackberry ash... The Peach jam is made from centipedes... imported. Derek loves the peach jam.

==Sponsors==
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
When you need to move an entire field hockey team from floor to floor. Proudly made in Gloster.
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
Deider's beaters occupies three miles of the hard shoulder of highway 3.

==Trivia==
*The mobile broadcast van is a 1986 GMC Vandura. If you look carefully you can still see the outline of a wizard on the side.
*In late August A-train wears nipple shields...
*Sadie Casperson has the lotto numbers because her husband is the one who pulls the balls out on TV and they are pulled out in advance for convenience.
*There's a 2hour parking limit at the Harvest Festival.
*Derek drove the van to the Harvest Festival.
*The mobile broadcast van was damaged when it was moved... without first disconnecting from the generator.
*The traditional Harvest Festival Turnip Queen is a hereditary monarchy.

{{LRRCastNavigation|Magnum Rewatch Ep27 - The Sixth Position||Fight the Future 15 - Battle Royale||http://loadingreadyrun.com/lrrcasts/view/559/Qwerpline-Ep04-Harvest-Festival||24072|Qwerpline}}

Qwerpline

2015-10-26T22:10:43Z

FITorion: /* Setting */

'''Qwerpline''' is a [[LRRcasts|podcast]] from LoadingReadyRun starring [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]] with guests. The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.

==Setting==
[[File:Nsburg1.png|thumb|center|alt=Nsburg town logo of a goat|Nsburg town logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]

[[nsburg]] is a community in rural North America of the sort where the pool hall is referred to as "Town Hall". The city's primary industry (or one of them) is turnips, and raccoon pelts have at times been accepted as currency. Two of its prominent neighborhoods are West Sump Acres, where the public library is located, and East Sump Acres, home to the sewage stream. It is located within Therpston county near the community of Jewelsburg.

[[nsburg]] is located on the Shaughnessy River, and for a brief time was also on the Shaughnessy River II, created after beavers dammed the main river. The Shaughnessy Highway runs alongside the river (and the Shaughnessy River II ran through the Shaughnessy Highway). Rather interestingly nsburg has been landlocked since the 1870s.

Highway 3 was home to [[nsburg]]'s most famous and historically significant tourist attraction, the Berbeshire pot holes. Previously located on Highway 3 between Berbeshire Drive and Cresent Cresent the holes are dedicated by the mayor with celebrities who visit being given the key of the pot hole. The holes briefly disappeared causing much concern but soon reappeared on The Shaughnessy Highway after the Shaughnessy River II receded. During their disapearence there was some reports of suspicious holes on the Talcum Puff's field hockey field. Also at some point in the past the sidewalks of Highway 3 were blown up.

===Events===
[[File:HarvestFestival1.png|thumb|none|alt=Harvest Festival logo of a goat|Harvest Festival logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
*[[nsburg]] Harvest Festival - An October tradition with all sorts of local character.
Activities at the Harvest Festival include a Large vegetable competition and Pet show which includes such competitions as Freestyle Fluff and Synchronized Comb-Off. Many local businesses set up stalls to ply their wares. Parking can be problematic as there is a 2 hour limit. Presiding over the activities is the traditional Turnip Queen... who is the same nearly every year because it's a hereditary monarchy.

===Slogans of Nsburg===
*Home of the Tigers!
This slogan was adopted in 1965 when the tigers were unveiled at the nsburg Municipal Zoo. The tigers were returned to their owner in 1997 but the slogan is still used.
*Turnip Capital of Therpston County.
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true

===Mayor's Announcements===
*The last of the raccoons have finally been pulled out of the communal pool. ''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery]]''

==Segments==

*News

Local news around nsburg.

*It's the Arts!

With Edith Slump.

*Traffic Qwopter

Richter Hammockslam gives the scoop on traffic.

*Weather

Sadie Casperson - QWRP Meterorologist

*Sports

With Chet Buntsman

*Let's Go to the Phones!

I thought we disconnected that phone.

==Characters==

===QWRP Staff===

*Graham ("Big G-Money") - Host of Qwerpline.

*Alex ("A-Train") - Co-host of Qwerpline.

*Derek the Intern - 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.

*Edith Slump - QWRP's soft-spoken arts correspondent.

*Muriel, the Old Wife - Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.

*Richter Hammockslam - QWRP's traffic correspondent.

*Sadie Casperson - QWRP's meteorologist.

*Chet Buntsman - QWRP's Sports analyst and former coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Jeff - QWRP's accountant.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:G-Money1.png|Graham ("Big G-Money") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Graham ("Big G-Money")
File:Alex1.png|Alex ("A-Train") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Alex ("A-Train")
File:Derek1.png|Derek by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Derek
File:EdithSlump1.png|Edith Slump by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Edith Slump
File:Richter_Hammockslam1.png|Richter Hammockslam by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Richter Hammockslam
File:Chet_Buntsman1.png |Chet Buntsman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Chet Buntsman
</gallery>

===nsburgians===

*Lorna Schlitzwhistle is a local expert on pseudoscience and the supernatural who keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres. She runs an Etsy store which sells dreamcatchers.

*Jam Crone(place holder name) is a local purveyor of fine "jam" using recipes from the old country... most of which include ash.

*Ball Hinkley is a local Business Owner selling organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

*Raphael Crinklestouf is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

*Officer Steve nsburg PD is investigating the disappearance and reappearance of the pot holes on from Highway 3 to the Shaughnessy.

*Dr. McFeels coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Dale Chuzzle (the Chuzzler) racer at the Dakar rally.

*Ralph of the nsburg Geological Society which is a fraternal institution.

*Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops. Entered a large Radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:Lorna1.png|alt=Lorna Schlitzwhistle|Lorna Schlitzwhistle by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JamCrone1.png|alt=Jam Crone|Jam Crone by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BallHinkley1.png|alt=Ball Hinkley|Ball Hinkley by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|alt=Raphael Crinklestouf|Raphael Crinklestouf by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:OfficerSteve1.png|alt=Officer Steve nsburg PD|Officer Steve nsburg PD by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

===Advertisers===

*Pass N Gas
*The Nsburg Geological Society
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
*Raymond's Talc Barn
*Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
*The Jewelsburg Diamonds girl's field hockey
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad
*Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet
*The Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
*Huffer RX
*Birk Scouts
*The "secret" Pipesman

<gallery widths="190px" heights="300px">
File:PassNGas1.png|alt=Pass N Gas|Pass N Gas by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:NGS1.png|alt=Nsburg Geological Society|Nsburg Geological Society by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:ChamonixHarmony1.png|alt=Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony|Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JackPlanks1.png|alt=Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork|Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcBarn1.png|alt=Raymond's Talc Barn|Raymond's Talc Barn by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:MossFloss1.png|alt=Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss|Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Jewelsburg1.png|alt=The Jewelsburg Diamonds|The Jewelsburg Diamonds by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad1.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad2.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TechnicallyMeat1.png|alt=Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet|Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcumPuffs1.png|alt=The Talcum Puffs|The Talcum Puffs by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Paternoster1.png|alt=Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster|Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:DeidersBeaters1.png|alt=Deider's Beaters Used Cars|Deider's Beaters Used Cars by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:HufferRX1.png|alt=Huffer RX|Huffer RX by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BirkScouts1.png|alt=Birk Scouts|Birk Scouts by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Pipesman1.png|alt=The Pipesman|The Pipesman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

==List of Qwerpline episodes==
{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="float: left; width: 75%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="text-align: center; width: 10%;" |Episode No.
! scope="col" |Title
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Release Date
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Link
|-
| id="01" |01
|''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery|Pot Hole Mystery]]''
|30 August 2015
|[https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfumer Ball Hinkley.
|-
|-
| id="02" |02
|''[[Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams|Damnable Dams]]''
|13 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek reports on the grand opening of a restaurant, plus coverage of girls' field hockey, and concerned citizen Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in.
|-
|-
| id="03" |03
|''[[Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks|Break the Banks]]''
|29 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Full coverage of the newly-created Shaughnessy River II blocking traffic in and out of nsburg, leading to gas rationing.
|-
|-
| id="04" |04
|''[[Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival|Harvest Festival]]''
|12 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/_g4BuQyDglg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Qwerpline reports live from the nsburg Harvest Festival via the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van. Derek talks to some of the vendors.
|-
|}

{{Stub}}
[[Category:LRRcasts]][[Category:Mystery Box]][[Category:{{PAGENAME}}]]

Qwerpline

2015-10-26T22:06:00Z

FITorion: /* nsburgians */ apparently Highway 3 and the Shaughnessy are not the same thing according to Beej

'''Qwerpline''' is a [[LRRcasts|podcast]] from LoadingReadyRun starring [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]] with guests. The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.

==Setting==
[[File:Nsburg1.png|thumb|center|alt=Nsburg town logo of a goat|Nsburg town logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]

[[nsburg]] is a community in rural North America of the sort where the pool hall is referred to as "Town Hall". The city's primary industry (or one of them) is turnips, and raccoon pelts have at times been accepted as currency. Two of its prominent neighborhoods are West Sump Acres, where the public library is located, and East Sump Acres, home to the sewage stream. It is located within Therpston county near the community of Jewelsburg.

[[nsburg]] is located on the Shaughnessy River, and for a brief time was also on the Shaughnessy River II, created after beavers dammed the main river. The Shaughnessy Highway runs alongside the river (and the Shaughnessy River II ran through the Shaughnessy Highway). Rather interestingly nsburg has been landlocked since the 1870s.

Highway 3 was home to [[nsburg]]'s most famous and historically significant tourist attraction, the Berbeshire pot holes. Previously located between Berbeshire Drive and Cresent Cresent the holes are dedicated by the mayor with celebrities who visit being given the key of the pot hole. The holes briefly disappeared causing much concern but soon reappeared on The Shaughnessy Highway after the Shaughnessy River II receded. During their disapearence there was some reports of suspicious holes on the Talcum Puff's field hockey field. Also at some point in the past the sidewalks of Highway 3 were blown up.

===Events===
[[File:HarvestFestival1.png|thumb|none|alt=Harvest Festival logo of a goat|Harvest Festival logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
*[[nsburg]] Harvest Festival - An October tradition with all sorts of local character.
Activities at the Harvest Festival include a Large vegetable competition and Pet show which includes such competitions as Freestyle Fluff and Synchronized Comb-Off. Many local businesses set up stalls to ply their wares. Parking can be problematic as there is a 2 hour limit. Presiding over the activities is the traditional Turnip Queen... who is the same nearly every year because it's a hereditary monarchy.

===Slogans of Nsburg===
*Home of the Tigers!
This slogan was adopted in 1965 when the tigers were unveiled at the nsburg Municipal Zoo. The tigers were returned to their owner in 1997 but the slogan is still used.
*Turnip Capital of Therpston County.
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true

===Mayor's Announcements===
*The last of the raccoons have finally been pulled out of the communal pool. ''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery]]''

==Segments==

*News

Local news around nsburg.

*It's the Arts!

With Edith Slump.

*Traffic Qwopter

Richter Hammockslam gives the scoop on traffic.

*Weather

Sadie Casperson - QWRP Meterorologist

*Sports

With Chet Buntsman

*Let's Go to the Phones!

I thought we disconnected that phone.

==Characters==

===QWRP Staff===

*Graham ("Big G-Money") - Host of Qwerpline.

*Alex ("A-Train") - Co-host of Qwerpline.

*Derek the Intern - 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.

*Edith Slump - QWRP's soft-spoken arts correspondent.

*Muriel, the Old Wife - Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.

*Richter Hammockslam - QWRP's traffic correspondent.

*Sadie Casperson - QWRP's meteorologist.

*Chet Buntsman - QWRP's Sports analyst and former coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Jeff - QWRP's accountant.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:G-Money1.png|Graham ("Big G-Money") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Graham ("Big G-Money")
File:Alex1.png|Alex ("A-Train") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Alex ("A-Train")
File:Derek1.png|Derek by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Derek
File:EdithSlump1.png|Edith Slump by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Edith Slump
File:Richter_Hammockslam1.png|Richter Hammockslam by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Richter Hammockslam
File:Chet_Buntsman1.png |Chet Buntsman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Chet Buntsman
</gallery>

===nsburgians===

*Lorna Schlitzwhistle is a local expert on pseudoscience and the supernatural who keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres. She runs an Etsy store which sells dreamcatchers.

*Jam Crone(place holder name) is a local purveyor of fine "jam" using recipes from the old country... most of which include ash.

*Ball Hinkley is a local Business Owner selling organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

*Raphael Crinklestouf is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

*Officer Steve nsburg PD is investigating the disappearance and reappearance of the pot holes on from Highway 3 to the Shaughnessy.

*Dr. McFeels coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Dale Chuzzle (the Chuzzler) racer at the Dakar rally.

*Ralph of the nsburg Geological Society which is a fraternal institution.

*Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops. Entered a large Radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:Lorna1.png|alt=Lorna Schlitzwhistle|Lorna Schlitzwhistle by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JamCrone1.png|alt=Jam Crone|Jam Crone by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BallHinkley1.png|alt=Ball Hinkley|Ball Hinkley by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|alt=Raphael Crinklestouf|Raphael Crinklestouf by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:OfficerSteve1.png|alt=Officer Steve nsburg PD|Officer Steve nsburg PD by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

===Advertisers===

*Pass N Gas
*The Nsburg Geological Society
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
*Raymond's Talc Barn
*Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
*The Jewelsburg Diamonds girl's field hockey
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad
*Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet
*The Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
*Huffer RX
*Birk Scouts
*The "secret" Pipesman

<gallery widths="190px" heights="300px">
File:PassNGas1.png|alt=Pass N Gas|Pass N Gas by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:NGS1.png|alt=Nsburg Geological Society|Nsburg Geological Society by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:ChamonixHarmony1.png|alt=Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony|Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JackPlanks1.png|alt=Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork|Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcBarn1.png|alt=Raymond's Talc Barn|Raymond's Talc Barn by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:MossFloss1.png|alt=Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss|Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Jewelsburg1.png|alt=The Jewelsburg Diamonds|The Jewelsburg Diamonds by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad1.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad2.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TechnicallyMeat1.png|alt=Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet|Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcumPuffs1.png|alt=The Talcum Puffs|The Talcum Puffs by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Paternoster1.png|alt=Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster|Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:DeidersBeaters1.png|alt=Deider's Beaters Used Cars|Deider's Beaters Used Cars by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:HufferRX1.png|alt=Huffer RX|Huffer RX by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BirkScouts1.png|alt=Birk Scouts|Birk Scouts by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Pipesman1.png|alt=The Pipesman|The Pipesman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

==List of Qwerpline episodes==
{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="float: left; width: 75%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="text-align: center; width: 10%;" |Episode No.
! scope="col" |Title
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Release Date
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Link
|-
| id="01" |01
|''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery|Pot Hole Mystery]]''
|30 August 2015
|[https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfumer Ball Hinkley.
|-
|-
| id="02" |02
|''[[Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams|Damnable Dams]]''
|13 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek reports on the grand opening of a restaurant, plus coverage of girls' field hockey, and concerned citizen Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in.
|-
|-
| id="03" |03
|''[[Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks|Break the Banks]]''
|29 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Full coverage of the newly-created Shaughnessy River II blocking traffic in and out of nsburg, leading to gas rationing.
|-
|-
| id="04" |04
|''[[Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival|Harvest Festival]]''
|12 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/_g4BuQyDglg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Qwerpline reports live from the nsburg Harvest Festival via the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van. Derek talks to some of the vendors.
|-
|}

{{Stub}}
[[Category:LRRcasts]][[Category:Mystery Box]][[Category:{{PAGENAME}}]]

Qwerpline

2015-10-26T22:03:37Z

FITorion: /* Setting */ beej set me straight on the pot holes

'''Qwerpline''' is a [[LRRcasts|podcast]] from LoadingReadyRun starring [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]] with guests. The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.

==Setting==
[[File:Nsburg1.png|thumb|center|alt=Nsburg town logo of a goat|Nsburg town logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]

[[nsburg]] is a community in rural North America of the sort where the pool hall is referred to as "Town Hall". The city's primary industry (or one of them) is turnips, and raccoon pelts have at times been accepted as currency. Two of its prominent neighborhoods are West Sump Acres, where the public library is located, and East Sump Acres, home to the sewage stream. It is located within Therpston county near the community of Jewelsburg.

[[nsburg]] is located on the Shaughnessy River, and for a brief time was also on the Shaughnessy River II, created after beavers dammed the main river. The Shaughnessy Highway runs alongside the river (and the Shaughnessy River II ran through the Shaughnessy Highway). Rather interestingly nsburg has been landlocked since the 1870s.

Highway 3 was home to [[nsburg]]'s most famous and historically significant tourist attraction, the Berbeshire pot holes. Previously located between Berbeshire Drive and Cresent Cresent the holes are dedicated by the mayor with celebrities who visit being given the key of the pot hole. The holes briefly disappeared causing much concern but soon reappeared on The Shaughnessy Highway after the Shaughnessy River II receded. During their disapearence there was some reports of suspicious holes on the Talcum Puff's field hockey field. Also at some point in the past the sidewalks of Highway 3 were blown up.

===Events===
[[File:HarvestFestival1.png|thumb|none|alt=Harvest Festival logo of a goat|Harvest Festival logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
*[[nsburg]] Harvest Festival - An October tradition with all sorts of local character.
Activities at the Harvest Festival include a Large vegetable competition and Pet show which includes such competitions as Freestyle Fluff and Synchronized Comb-Off. Many local businesses set up stalls to ply their wares. Parking can be problematic as there is a 2 hour limit. Presiding over the activities is the traditional Turnip Queen... who is the same nearly every year because it's a hereditary monarchy.

===Slogans of Nsburg===
*Home of the Tigers!
This slogan was adopted in 1965 when the tigers were unveiled at the nsburg Municipal Zoo. The tigers were returned to their owner in 1997 but the slogan is still used.
*Turnip Capital of Therpston County.
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true

===Mayor's Announcements===
*The last of the raccoons have finally been pulled out of the communal pool. ''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery]]''

==Segments==

*News

Local news around nsburg.

*It's the Arts!

With Edith Slump.

*Traffic Qwopter

Richter Hammockslam gives the scoop on traffic.

*Weather

Sadie Casperson - QWRP Meterorologist

*Sports

With Chet Buntsman

*Let's Go to the Phones!

I thought we disconnected that phone.

==Characters==

===QWRP Staff===

*Graham ("Big G-Money") - Host of Qwerpline.

*Alex ("A-Train") - Co-host of Qwerpline.

*Derek the Intern - 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.

*Edith Slump - QWRP's soft-spoken arts correspondent.

*Muriel, the Old Wife - Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.

*Richter Hammockslam - QWRP's traffic correspondent.

*Sadie Casperson - QWRP's meteorologist.

*Chet Buntsman - QWRP's Sports analyst and former coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Jeff - QWRP's accountant.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:G-Money1.png|Graham ("Big G-Money") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Graham ("Big G-Money")
File:Alex1.png|Alex ("A-Train") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Alex ("A-Train")
File:Derek1.png|Derek by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Derek
File:EdithSlump1.png|Edith Slump by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Edith Slump
File:Richter_Hammockslam1.png|Richter Hammockslam by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Richter Hammockslam
File:Chet_Buntsman1.png |Chet Buntsman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Chet Buntsman
</gallery>

===nsburgians===

*Lorna Schlitzwhistle is a local expert on pseudoscience and the supernatural who keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres. She runs an Etsy store which sells dreamcatchers.

*Jam Crone(place holder name) is a local purveyor of fine "jam" using recipes from the old country... most of which include ash.

*Ball Hinkley is a local Business Owner selling organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

*Raphael Crinklestouf is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

*Officer Steve nsburg PD is investigating the disappearance and return of the pot holes on the Shaughnessy Highway 3.

*Dr. McFeels coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Dale Chuzzle (the Chuzzler) racer at the Dakar rally.

*Ralph of the nsburg Geological Society which is a fraternal institution.

*Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops. Entered a large Radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:Lorna1.png|alt=Lorna Schlitzwhistle|Lorna Schlitzwhistle by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JamCrone1.png|alt=Jam Crone|Jam Crone by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BallHinkley1.png|alt=Ball Hinkley|Ball Hinkley by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|alt=Raphael Crinklestouf|Raphael Crinklestouf by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:OfficerSteve1.png|alt=Officer Steve nsburg PD|Officer Steve nsburg PD by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

===Advertisers===

*Pass N Gas
*The Nsburg Geological Society
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
*Raymond's Talc Barn
*Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
*The Jewelsburg Diamonds girl's field hockey
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad
*Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet
*The Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
*Huffer RX
*Birk Scouts
*The "secret" Pipesman

<gallery widths="190px" heights="300px">
File:PassNGas1.png|alt=Pass N Gas|Pass N Gas by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:NGS1.png|alt=Nsburg Geological Society|Nsburg Geological Society by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:ChamonixHarmony1.png|alt=Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony|Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JackPlanks1.png|alt=Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork|Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcBarn1.png|alt=Raymond's Talc Barn|Raymond's Talc Barn by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:MossFloss1.png|alt=Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss|Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Jewelsburg1.png|alt=The Jewelsburg Diamonds|The Jewelsburg Diamonds by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad1.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad2.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TechnicallyMeat1.png|alt=Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet|Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcumPuffs1.png|alt=The Talcum Puffs|The Talcum Puffs by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Paternoster1.png|alt=Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster|Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:DeidersBeaters1.png|alt=Deider's Beaters Used Cars|Deider's Beaters Used Cars by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:HufferRX1.png|alt=Huffer RX|Huffer RX by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BirkScouts1.png|alt=Birk Scouts|Birk Scouts by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Pipesman1.png|alt=The Pipesman|The Pipesman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

==List of Qwerpline episodes==
{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="float: left; width: 75%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="text-align: center; width: 10%;" |Episode No.
! scope="col" |Title
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Release Date
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Link
|-
| id="01" |01
|''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery|Pot Hole Mystery]]''
|30 August 2015
|[https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfumer Ball Hinkley.
|-
|-
| id="02" |02
|''[[Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams|Damnable Dams]]''
|13 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek reports on the grand opening of a restaurant, plus coverage of girls' field hockey, and concerned citizen Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in.
|-
|-
| id="03" |03
|''[[Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks|Break the Banks]]''
|29 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Full coverage of the newly-created Shaughnessy River II blocking traffic in and out of nsburg, leading to gas rationing.
|-
|-
| id="04" |04
|''[[Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival|Harvest Festival]]''
|12 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/_g4BuQyDglg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Qwerpline reports live from the nsburg Harvest Festival via the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van. Derek talks to some of the vendors.
|-
|}

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Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival

2015-10-26T09:07:34Z

FITorion: /* Derek live on location part 2 */

The forth episode of Qwerpline! It's autumn, and time for the annual nsburg Harvest Festival! Derek is on location, and Richter is back in the skies.
==Vital Statisics==
'''Date released:''' October 12, 2015

'''Appearing:''' [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]], [[Kathleen De Vere]], [[Brendan "Beej" Dery]] and [[Ian Horner]]

'''Editing and Graphics:''' [[Graham Stark]]

'''Illustrations:''' [[Devin Harrigan|Devin "Featherweight" Harrigan]]

'''Music:''' [[Bradley Rains]] ([http://www.bradleyrains.com www.bradleyrains.com])

'''Runtime:''' 17:10

== Nsburg Slogan ==
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true.

==Synopsis==

==Weather==
Sadie Casperson reports weather will be fine fall clothing weather...
*Monday: Brisk
*Tuesday: Chilly
*Wednesday: Crisp
*Thursday: Nippy
*Friday: Nipple Shields
*Weekend: Light chance of Tornado

Sadie has entered her cat Mr. Wigglesbutt in the harvest pet show. He's in two competitions: Freestyle Fluff and the Synchronized Comb-Off.

==Derek live on location part 1==
Derek interviews Granton Bumper of Bumper Crops who has a radish entered in the Harvest festival large vegetable competition. After much effort it has been determined that the radish is about 1 foot wide... and would produce 43ml of juice once squeezed. Granton Bumper focuses his attention on growing one very large vegetable a year; forgoing all others.

==Traffic==
Richter Hammockslam reports that the Shaughnessy River II has receded and Shaughnessy Highway 3 is now dry much to his disappointment as the fan boat can no longer be used. And the famous Berbishire holes are back. He got a real close look at them hovering a few feet above them in the traffic qwopter and claims they're same holes as before. Traffic was flowing... but then someone flew a helicopter three feet above the highway...

==Derek live on location part 2==
Derek is amazed by the crafts available at the Harvest Festival. Lorna Schlitzwhistle has a stall... There's a stall selling chainsaw carvings made from various materials such as soapstone, bone, jade, and ivory. They fit in the palm of your hand. Ball Hinkley wasn't at his perfume stall... Finally there's a stall selling jam. Some of the jams are made from old country recipes. The Strawberry jam is made from beats... The blackberry jam is made from ash... blackberry ash... The Peach jam is made from centipedes... imported. Derek loves the peach jam.

==Sponsors==
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
When you need to move an entire field hockey team from floor to floor. Proudly made in Gloster.
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
Deider's beaters occupies three miles of the hard shoulder of highway 3.

==Trivia==
*The mobile broadcast van is a 1986 GMC Vandura. If you look carefully you can still see the outline of a wizard on the side.
*In late August A-train wears nipple shields...
*Sadie Casperson has the lotto numbers because her husband is the one who pulls the balls out on TV and they are pulled out in advance for convenience.
*There's a 2hour parking limit at the Harvest Festival.
*Derek drove the van to the Harvest Festival.
*The mobile broadcast van was damaged when it was moved... without first disconnecting from the generator.
*The traditional Harvest Festival Turnip Queen is a hereditary monarchy.

{{LRRCastNavigation|Magnum Rewatch Ep27 - The Sixth Position||Fight the Future 15 - Battle Royale||http://loadingreadyrun.com/lrrcasts/view/559/Qwerpline-Ep04-Harvest-Festival||24072|Qwerpline}}

Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival

2015-10-26T08:58:30Z

FITorion: /* Trivia */

The forth episode of Qwerpline! It's autumn, and time for the annual nsburg Harvest Festival! Derek is on location, and Richter is back in the skies.
==Vital Statisics==
'''Date released:''' October 12, 2015

'''Appearing:''' [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]], [[Kathleen De Vere]], [[Brendan "Beej" Dery]] and [[Ian Horner]]

'''Editing and Graphics:''' [[Graham Stark]]

'''Illustrations:''' [[Devin Harrigan|Devin "Featherweight" Harrigan]]

'''Music:''' [[Bradley Rains]] ([http://www.bradleyrains.com www.bradleyrains.com])

'''Runtime:''' 17:10

== Nsburg Slogan ==
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true.

==Synopsis==

==Weather==
Sadie Casperson reports weather will be fine fall clothing weather...
*Monday: Brisk
*Tuesday: Chilly
*Wednesday: Crisp
*Thursday: Nippy
*Friday: Nipple Shields
*Weekend: Light chance of Tornado

Sadie has entered her cat Mr. Wigglesbutt in the harvest pet show. He's in two competitions: Freestyle Fluff and the Synchronized Comb-Off.

==Derek live on location part 1==
Derek interviews Granton Bumper of Bumper Crops who has a radish entered in the Harvest festival large vegetable competition. After much effort it has been determined that the radish is about 1 foot wide... and would produce 43ml of juice once squeezed. Granton Bumper focuses his attention on growing one very large vegetable a year; forgoing all others.

==Traffic==
Richter Hammockslam reports that the Shaughnessy River II has receded and Shaughnessy Highway 3 is now dry much to his disappointment as the fan boat can no longer be used. And the famous Berbishire holes are back. He got a real close look at them hovering a few feet above them in the traffic qwopter and claims they're same holes as before. Traffic was flowing... but then someone flew a helicopter three feet above the highway...

==Derek live on location part 2==
Derek is amazed by the crafts available at the Harvest Festival. Lorna Schlitzwhistle has a stall... There's a stall selling chainsaw carvings made from various materials such as soapstone, bone, jade, and ivory. They fit in the palm of your hand. Ball Hinkley wasn't at his perfume stall... Finally there's a stall selling jam. The some of the jams are made from old country recipes. The Strawberry jam is made from beats... The blackberry jam is made from ash... blackberry ash... The Peach jam is made from centipedes... imported. Derek loves the peach jam.

==Sponsors==
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
When you need to move an entire field hockey team from floor to floor. Proudly made in Gloster.
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
Deider's beaters occupies three miles of the hard shoulder of highway 3.

==Trivia==
*The mobile broadcast van is a 1986 GMC Vandura. If you look carefully you can still see the outline of a wizard on the side.
*In late August A-train wears nipple shields...
*Sadie Casperson has the lotto numbers because her husband is the one who pulls the balls out on TV and they are pulled out in advance for convenience.
*There's a 2hour parking limit at the Harvest Festival.
*Derek drove the van to the Harvest Festival.
*The mobile broadcast van was damaged when it was moved... without first disconnecting from the generator.
*The traditional Harvest Festival Turnip Queen is a hereditary monarchy.

{{LRRCastNavigation|Magnum Rewatch Ep27 - The Sixth Position||Fight the Future 15 - Battle Royale||http://loadingreadyrun.com/lrrcasts/view/559/Qwerpline-Ep04-Harvest-Festival||24072|Qwerpline}}

Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival

2015-10-26T08:55:03Z

FITorion: /* Derek live on location part 2 */

The forth episode of Qwerpline! It's autumn, and time for the annual nsburg Harvest Festival! Derek is on location, and Richter is back in the skies.
==Vital Statisics==
'''Date released:''' October 12, 2015

'''Appearing:''' [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]], [[Kathleen De Vere]], [[Brendan "Beej" Dery]] and [[Ian Horner]]

'''Editing and Graphics:''' [[Graham Stark]]

'''Illustrations:''' [[Devin Harrigan|Devin "Featherweight" Harrigan]]

'''Music:''' [[Bradley Rains]] ([http://www.bradleyrains.com www.bradleyrains.com])

'''Runtime:''' 17:10

== Nsburg Slogan ==
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true.

==Synopsis==

==Weather==
Sadie Casperson reports weather will be fine fall clothing weather...
*Monday: Brisk
*Tuesday: Chilly
*Wednesday: Crisp
*Thursday: Nippy
*Friday: Nipple Shields
*Weekend: Light chance of Tornado

Sadie has entered her cat Mr. Wigglesbutt in the harvest pet show. He's in two competitions: Freestyle Fluff and the Synchronized Comb-Off.

==Derek live on location part 1==
Derek interviews Granton Bumper of Bumper Crops who has a radish entered in the Harvest festival large vegetable competition. After much effort it has been determined that the radish is about 1 foot wide... and would produce 43ml of juice once squeezed. Granton Bumper focuses his attention on growing one very large vegetable a year; forgoing all others.

==Traffic==
Richter Hammockslam reports that the Shaughnessy River II has receded and Shaughnessy Highway 3 is now dry much to his disappointment as the fan boat can no longer be used. And the famous Berbishire holes are back. He got a real close look at them hovering a few feet above them in the traffic qwopter and claims they're same holes as before. Traffic was flowing... but then someone flew a helicopter three feet above the highway...

==Derek live on location part 2==
Derek is amazed by the crafts available at the Harvest Festival. Lorna Schlitzwhistle has a stall... There's a stall selling chainsaw carvings made from various materials such as soapstone, bone, jade, and ivory. They fit in the palm of your hand. Ball Hinkley wasn't at his perfume stall... Finally there's a stall selling jam. The some of the jams are made from old country recipes. The Strawberry jam is made from beats... The blackberry jam is made from ash... blackberry ash... The Peach jam is made from centipedes... imported. Derek loves the peach jam.

==Sponsors==
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
When you need to move an entire field hockey team from floor to floor. Proudly made in Gloster.
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
Deider's beaters occupies three miles of the hard shoulder of highway 3.

==Trivia==
*The mobile broadcast van is a 1986 GMC Vandura. If you look carefully you can still see the outline of a wizard on the side.

{{LRRCastNavigation|Magnum Rewatch Ep27 - The Sixth Position||Fight the Future 15 - Battle Royale||http://loadingreadyrun.com/lrrcasts/view/559/Qwerpline-Ep04-Harvest-Festival||24072|Qwerpline}}

Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival

2015-10-26T08:46:17Z

FITorion: /* Traffic */

Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival

2015-10-26T08:38:55Z

FITorion: /* Weather */

Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival

2015-10-26T08:38:32Z

FITorion: /* Derek live on location part 1 */

Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival

2015-10-26T08:33:16Z

FITorion: /* Weather */

Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks

2015-10-25T17:34:50Z

FITorion: /* Trivia */

The third episode of Qwerpline! Big news for nsburg this week! We've got news, arts, and traffic. Derek's checks out a new river, the Qwopter's grounded, and an inventor joins Graham and Alex in the studio..
==Vital Statisics==
'''Date released:''' September 29, 2015

'''Appearing:''' [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]], [[Kathleen De Vere]], [[Brendan "Beej" Dery]] and [[Ian Horner]]

'''Editing and Graphics:''' [[Graham Stark]]

'''Illustrations:''' [[Devin Harrigan|Devin "Featherweight" Harrigan]]

'''Music:''' [[Bradley Rains]] ([http://www.bradleyrains.com www.bradleyrains.com])

'''Runtime:''' 13:48

== Nsburg Slogan ==
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
Not to be confused with the township of Jewelsburg Therpston County.

==Synopsis==

==News==
*The Shaughnessy Highway has flooded and the new river has been named The Shaughnessy River II. It was named with a vote run by the The Nsburg Geological Society.
*The Shaughnessy Highway was a major trucking route and with the flooding now gas and oil is being rationed by the Pass n Gas.

==Arts==
Edith's book hutch:
*How Stella got Her Groove Back
*Waiting to Exhale

==Derek live on location==
Derek reports that The Shaughnessy River II is pretty good but rather shallow as compared to the original. He's also looking forward to the third one... He attempted to interview one of the beavers who dammed up the The Shaughnessy River but get's no response. The Nsburg Geological Society is out playing in the water and Derek manages to talk to Ralph live on the air. The Pipesman of whom Ralph is also a member are also there. The "secret" Pipesman get loaded on weekends and take care of the local Highways. Ralph explains that the Nsburg Geological Society is a fraternal organization and that the Nsburg Geological Survey should have recommended against building the Highway in a flood plain. If you are interested in joining the "secret" Pipesman there are recruitment posters up in the Town Hall... both of them.

==Traffic==
Richter Hammockslam is in the fan boat and having a blast on The Shaughnessy River II. He may have hit one of the people from the Nsburg Geological Society... He's been out there for days. He's the only mechanical thing on the river and says it's awesome.

==Live in the Studio==
Raphael Crinklestouf is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine. He get's 90 miles to the turd kettle. He's brought in his apparatus and samples... and opened them in the studio... The studio will now be sanitized by nsburg hazmat.

==Sponsors==
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Pass N Gas

==Trivia==
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony is performing at the Esplanade this weekend. And canceled due to the flood...
*The Pass n Gas is a full service gas station if you ask.
*The QWRP fan boat runs on biodiesel.
*The pipesman have an annual timecapsule opening.

{{LRRCastNavigation|TTC 102 - Zendikar Preview Part 2||TTC 103 - BFZ Prerelease||http://loadingreadyrun.com/lrrcasts/view/554/Qwerpline-Ep03-Break-the-Banks||24053|Qwerpline}}

Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks

2015-10-25T17:34:01Z

FITorion: /* Live in the Studio */

The third episode of Qwerpline! Big news for nsburg this week! We've got news, arts, and traffic. Derek's checks out a new river, the Qwopter's grounded, and an inventor joins Graham and Alex in the studio..
==Vital Statisics==
'''Date released:''' September 29, 2015

'''Appearing:''' [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]], [[Kathleen De Vere]], [[Brendan "Beej" Dery]] and [[Ian Horner]]

'''Editing and Graphics:''' [[Graham Stark]]

'''Illustrations:''' [[Devin Harrigan|Devin "Featherweight" Harrigan]]

'''Music:''' [[Bradley Rains]] ([http://www.bradleyrains.com www.bradleyrains.com])

'''Runtime:''' 13:48

== Nsburg Slogan ==
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
Not to be confused with the township of Jewelsburg Therpston County.

==Synopsis==

==News==
*The Shaughnessy Highway has flooded and the new river has been named The Shaughnessy River II. It was named with a vote run by the The Nsburg Geological Society.
*The Shaughnessy Highway was a major trucking route and with the flooding now gas and oil is being rationed by the Pass n Gas.

==Arts==
Edith's book hutch:
*How Stella got Her Groove Back
*Waiting to Exhale

==Derek live on location==
Derek reports that The Shaughnessy River II is pretty good but rather shallow as compared to the original. He's also looking forward to the third one... He attempted to interview one of the beavers who dammed up the The Shaughnessy River but get's no response. The Nsburg Geological Society is out playing in the water and Derek manages to talk to Ralph live on the air. The Pipesman of whom Ralph is also a member are also there. The "secret" Pipesman get loaded on weekends and take care of the local Highways. Ralph explains that the Nsburg Geological Society is a fraternal organization and that the Nsburg Geological Survey should have recommended against building the Highway in a flood plain. If you are interested in joining the "secret" Pipesman there are recruitment posters up in the Town Hall... both of them.

==Traffic==
Richter Hammockslam is in the fan boat and having a blast on The Shaughnessy River II. He may have hit one of the people from the Nsburg Geological Society... He's been out there for days. He's the only mechanical thing on the river and says it's awesome.

==Live in the Studio==
Raphael Crinklestouf is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine. He get's 90 miles to the turd kettle. He's brought in his apparatus and samples... and opened them in the studio... The studio will now be sanitized by nsburg hazmat.

==Sponsors==
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Pass N Gas

==Trivia==
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony is performing at the Esplanade this weekend.
*The Pass n Gas is a full service gas station if you ask.
*The QWRP fan boat runs on biodiesel.

{{LRRCastNavigation|TTC 102 - Zendikar Preview Part 2||TTC 103 - BFZ Prerelease||http://loadingreadyrun.com/lrrcasts/view/554/Qwerpline-Ep03-Break-the-Banks||24053|Qwerpline}}

Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks

2015-10-25T17:30:02Z

FITorion: /* Trivia */

The third episode of Qwerpline! Big news for nsburg this week! We've got news, arts, and traffic. Derek's checks out a new river, the Qwopter's grounded, and an inventor joins Graham and Alex in the studio..
==Vital Statisics==
'''Date released:''' September 29, 2015

'''Appearing:''' [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]], [[Kathleen De Vere]], [[Brendan "Beej" Dery]] and [[Ian Horner]]

'''Editing and Graphics:''' [[Graham Stark]]

'''Illustrations:''' [[Devin Harrigan|Devin "Featherweight" Harrigan]]

'''Music:''' [[Bradley Rains]] ([http://www.bradleyrains.com www.bradleyrains.com])

'''Runtime:''' 13:48

== Nsburg Slogan ==
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
Not to be confused with the township of Jewelsburg Therpston County.

==Synopsis==

==News==
*The Shaughnessy Highway has flooded and the new river has been named The Shaughnessy River II. It was named with a vote run by the The Nsburg Geological Society.
*The Shaughnessy Highway was a major trucking route and with the flooding now gas and oil is being rationed by the Pass n Gas.

==Arts==
Edith's book hutch:
*How Stella got Her Groove Back
*Waiting to Exhale

==Derek live on location==
Derek reports that The Shaughnessy River II is pretty good but rather shallow as compared to the original. He's also looking forward to the third one... He attempted to interview one of the beavers who dammed up the The Shaughnessy River but get's no response. The Nsburg Geological Society is out playing in the water and Derek manages to talk to Ralph live on the air. The Pipesman of whom Ralph is also a member are also there. The "secret" Pipesman get loaded on weekends and take care of the local Highways. Ralph explains that the Nsburg Geological Society is a fraternal organization and that the Nsburg Geological Survey should have recommended against building the Highway in a flood plain. If you are interested in joining the "secret" Pipesman there are recruitment posters up in the Town Hall... both of them.

==Traffic==
Richter Hammockslam is in the fan boat and having a blast on The Shaughnessy River II. He may have hit one of the people from the Nsburg Geological Society... He's been out there for days. He's the only mechanical thing on the river and says it's awesome.

==Live in the Studio==

==Sponsors==
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Pass N Gas

==Trivia==
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony is performing at the Esplanade this weekend.
*The Pass n Gas is a full service gas station if you ask.
*The QWRP fan boat runs on biodiesel.

{{LRRCastNavigation|TTC 102 - Zendikar Preview Part 2||TTC 103 - BFZ Prerelease||http://loadingreadyrun.com/lrrcasts/view/554/Qwerpline-Ep03-Break-the-Banks||24053|Qwerpline}}

Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks

2015-10-25T17:27:14Z

FITorion: /* Traffic */

The third episode of Qwerpline! Big news for nsburg this week! We've got news, arts, and traffic. Derek's checks out a new river, the Qwopter's grounded, and an inventor joins Graham and Alex in the studio..
==Vital Statisics==
'''Date released:''' September 29, 2015

'''Appearing:''' [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]], [[Kathleen De Vere]], [[Brendan "Beej" Dery]] and [[Ian Horner]]

'''Editing and Graphics:''' [[Graham Stark]]

'''Illustrations:''' [[Devin Harrigan|Devin "Featherweight" Harrigan]]

'''Music:''' [[Bradley Rains]] ([http://www.bradleyrains.com www.bradleyrains.com])

'''Runtime:''' 13:48

== Nsburg Slogan ==
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
Not to be confused with the township of Jewelsburg Therpston County.

==Synopsis==

==News==
*The Shaughnessy Highway has flooded and the new river has been named The Shaughnessy River II. It was named with a vote run by the The Nsburg Geological Society.
*The Shaughnessy Highway was a major trucking route and with the flooding now gas and oil is being rationed by the Pass n Gas.

==Arts==
Edith's book hutch:
*How Stella got Her Groove Back
*Waiting to Exhale

==Derek live on location==
Derek reports that The Shaughnessy River II is pretty good but rather shallow as compared to the original. He's also looking forward to the third one... He attempted to interview one of the beavers who dammed up the The Shaughnessy River but get's no response. The Nsburg Geological Society is out playing in the water and Derek manages to talk to Ralph live on the air. The Pipesman of whom Ralph is also a member are also there. The "secret" Pipesman get loaded on weekends and take care of the local Highways. Ralph explains that the Nsburg Geological Society is a fraternal organization and that the Nsburg Geological Survey should have recommended against building the Highway in a flood plain. If you are interested in joining the "secret" Pipesman there are recruitment posters up in the Town Hall... both of them.

==Traffic==
Richter Hammockslam is in the fan boat and having a blast on The Shaughnessy River II. He may have hit one of the people from the Nsburg Geological Society... He's been out there for days. He's the only mechanical thing on the river and says it's awesome.

==Live in the Studio==

==Sponsors==
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Pass N Gas

==Trivia==
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony is performing at the Esplanade this weekend.

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Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks

2015-10-25T17:24:14Z

FITorion: /* Derek live on location */

The third episode of Qwerpline! Big news for nsburg this week! We've got news, arts, and traffic. Derek's checks out a new river, the Qwopter's grounded, and an inventor joins Graham and Alex in the studio..
==Vital Statisics==
'''Date released:''' September 29, 2015

'''Appearing:''' [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]], [[Kathleen De Vere]], [[Brendan "Beej" Dery]] and [[Ian Horner]]

'''Editing and Graphics:''' [[Graham Stark]]

'''Illustrations:''' [[Devin Harrigan|Devin "Featherweight" Harrigan]]

'''Music:''' [[Bradley Rains]] ([http://www.bradleyrains.com www.bradleyrains.com])

'''Runtime:''' 13:48

== Nsburg Slogan ==
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
Not to be confused with the township of Jewelsburg Therpston County.

==Synopsis==

==News==
*The Shaughnessy Highway has flooded and the new river has been named The Shaughnessy River II. It was named with a vote run by the The Nsburg Geological Society.
*The Shaughnessy Highway was a major trucking route and with the flooding now gas and oil is being rationed by the Pass n Gas.

==Arts==
Edith's book hutch:
*How Stella got Her Groove Back
*Waiting to Exhale

==Derek live on location==
Derek reports that The Shaughnessy River II is pretty good but rather shallow as compared to the original. He's also looking forward to the third one... He attempted to interview one of the beavers who dammed up the The Shaughnessy River but get's no response. The Nsburg Geological Society is out playing in the water and Derek manages to talk to Ralph live on the air. The Pipesman of whom Ralph is also a member are also there. The "secret" Pipesman get loaded on weekends and take care of the local Highways. Ralph explains that the Nsburg Geological Society is a fraternal organization and that the Nsburg Geological Survey should have recommended against building the Highway in a flood plain. If you are interested in joining the "secret" Pipesman there are recruitment posters up in the Town Hall... both of them.

==Traffic==

==Live in the Studio==

==Sponsors==
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Pass N Gas

==Trivia==
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony is performing at the Esplanade this weekend.

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Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks

2015-10-25T17:14:05Z

FITorion: /* Arts */

Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks

2015-10-25T17:10:18Z

FITorion: /* Trivia */

Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks

2015-10-25T17:08:33Z

FITorion: /* News */

Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival

2015-10-21T13:41:37Z

FITorion: /* Trivia */

Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks

2015-10-21T13:39:28Z

FITorion: /* Trivia */

Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks

2015-10-21T13:37:43Z

FITorion: /* Trivia */

Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival

2015-10-21T12:55:48Z

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Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks

2015-10-21T12:28:43Z

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Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams

2015-10-21T07:31:22Z

FITorion: /* Trivia */

The second episode of Qwerpline! Catch up on all the news, traffic, and newest retardants in nsburg. Derek's on location, Richard's in the Qwopter, and a concerned citizen calls in.
==Vital Statisics==
'''Date released:''' September 13, 2015

'''Appearing:''' [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]], [[Kathleen De Vere]], [[Brendan "Beej" Dery]] and [[Ian Horner]]

'''Editing and Graphics:''' [[Graham Stark]]

'''Illustrations:''' [[Devin Harrigan|Devin "Featherweight" Harrigan]]

'''Music:''' [[Bradley Rains]] ([http://www.bradleyrains.com www.bradleyrains.com])

'''Runtime:''' 15:09

== Nsburg Slogan ==
"''Turnip Capital of Therpston County!''"

==Synopsis==

==Announcements==
*The nsburg girl scouts have made record profits and record low numbers of arrested minors. This may be because the county police and girl scouts are once again working together.
*Municipal property tax is due and is payable by cash, check or raccoon pelt. Paid at the municipal town hall ... not the town hall pool hall.

==Traffic==
Richter Hammockslam in the Traffic Qwopter reports that traffic North bound on the Shaughnessy River is clear but that things are getting blocked up southbound due to construction. Specifically beavers are constructing a dam which is hampering the... um... morning commute of some ducks?

==Derek live on location==
Derek is at the grand opening of Johnny Jensen's all-you-can-eat Technically Meat Buffet. He's told that a lot of the food contains Seitan which he mistakes for Satan...

==Sports==
Chet Buntsman begrudgingly reports that the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey team with their new coach Dr. McFeels has triumphed over their rivals The Jewelsburg Diamonds. The team may find practice difficult going forward because the field has reportedly been cut 2 tenths of an inch (.508cm) too short and is now full of holes. A track and field event of some kind occurred and we should find out how Dale Chuzzle did at Dakar in a couple weeks.

==Let's Go to the Phones==
Ms. Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in concerned about the wifi at the library's effect on her bees. The bees normally buzz counter clockwise 3 times every hour but now they buzz clockwise 5 times an hour. She advocates that a net of dream catchers be constructed around every wifi source. Dream catchers are available on her Etsy store.

==Sponsors==
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad from Huffer RX

==Trivia==
*Chet Buntsman was the coach of the Talcum Puffs last year but was asked to leave... and stop talking about it... since while he's a great coach pre-game he is heavily emotional and would spend the games curled into a fetal position sobbing.
*The Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey team won the Therpston County Championship last year
*Dale Chuzzle is also known as The Chuzzler.
*six of the nsburg girl scouts will be getting their trigger discipline badge this year.
*A-train hates turnips.
*A-train the few times he has attempted to pay taxes... mistakenly paid them to the town hall pool hall instead of the municipal town hall.
*A-train didn't walk to work today.
*A-train once floated on the very salty sewage out flow in East Sumpacres. He did it right before work...
*fuel for the traffic qwopter costs more pelts than A-train can lift.
*Derek confuses Church and Synagogue.
*Derek is 19 years old.
*an old wife is kept at the QWRP studio to clear up any old wife's tales disputes.

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Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams

2015-10-21T07:23:22Z

FITorion: /* Trivia */

The second episode of Qwerpline! Catch up on all the news, traffic, and newest retardants in nsburg. Derek's on location, Richard's in the Qwopter, and a concerned citizen calls in.
==Vital Statisics==
'''Date released:''' September 13, 2015

'''Appearing:''' [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]], [[Kathleen De Vere]], [[Brendan "Beej" Dery]] and [[Ian Horner]]

'''Editing and Graphics:''' [[Graham Stark]]

'''Illustrations:''' [[Devin Harrigan|Devin "Featherweight" Harrigan]]

'''Music:''' [[Bradley Rains]] ([http://www.bradleyrains.com www.bradleyrains.com])

'''Runtime:''' 15:09

== Nsburg Slogan ==
"''Turnip Capital of Therpston County!''"

==Synopsis==

==Announcements==
*The nsburg girl scouts have made record profits and record low numbers of arrested minors. This may be because the county police and girl scouts are once again working together.
*Municipal property tax is due and is payable by cash, check or raccoon pelt. Paid at the municipal town hall ... not the town hall pool hall.

==Traffic==
Richter Hammockslam in the Traffic Qwopter reports that traffic North bound on the Shaughnessy River is clear but that things are getting blocked up southbound due to construction. Specifically beavers are constructing a dam which is hampering the... um... morning commute of some ducks?

==Derek live on location==
Derek is at the grand opening of Johnny Jensen's all-you-can-eat Technically Meat Buffet. He's told that a lot of the food contains Seitan which he mistakes for Satan...

==Sports==
Chet Buntsman begrudgingly reports that the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey team with their new coach Dr. McFeels has triumphed over their rivals The Jewelsburg Diamonds. The team may find practice difficult going forward because the field has reportedly been cut 2 tenths of an inch (.508cm) too short and is now full of holes. A track and field event of some kind occurred and we should find out how Dale Chuzzle did at Dakar in a couple weeks.

==Let's Go to the Phones==
Ms. Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in concerned about the wifi at the library's effect on her bees. The bees normally buzz counter clockwise 3 times every hour but now they buzz clockwise 5 times an hour. She advocates that a net of dream catchers be constructed around every wifi source. Dream catchers are available on her Etsy store.

==Sponsors==
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad from Huffer RX

==Trivia==
*Chet Buntsman was the coach of the Talcum Puffs last year but was asked to leave... and stop talking about it... since while he's a great coach pre-game he is heavily emotional and would spend the games curled into a fetal position sobbing.
*The Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey team won the Therpston County Championship last year
*Dale Chuzzle is also known as The Chuzzler.
*six of the nsburg girl scouts will be getting their trigger discipline badge this year.
*A-train hates turnips.
*A-train the few times he has attempted to pay taxes... mistakenly paid them to the town hall pool hall instead of the municipal town hall.
*A-train didn't walk to work today.
*A-train once floated on the very salty sewage out flow in East Sumpacres. He did it right before work...
*fuel for the traffic qwopter costs more pelts than A-train can lift.
*Derek confuses Church and Synagogue.
*Derek is 19 years old.

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Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams

2015-10-21T07:19:29Z

FITorion:

The second episode of Qwerpline! Catch up on all the news, traffic, and newest retardants in nsburg. Derek's on location, Richard's in the Qwopter, and a concerned citizen calls in.
==Vital Statisics==
'''Date released:''' September 13, 2015

'''Appearing:''' [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]], [[Kathleen De Vere]], [[Brendan "Beej" Dery]] and [[Ian Horner]]

'''Editing and Graphics:''' [[Graham Stark]]

'''Illustrations:''' [[Devin Harrigan|Devin "Featherweight" Harrigan]]

'''Music:''' [[Bradley Rains]] ([http://www.bradleyrains.com www.bradleyrains.com])

'''Runtime:''' 15:09

== Nsburg Slogan ==
"''Turnip Capital of Therpston County!''"

==Synopsis==

==Announcements==
*The nsburg girl scouts have made record profits and record low numbers of arrested minors. This may be because the county police and girl scouts are once again working together.
*Municipal property tax is due and is payable by cash, check or raccoon pelt. Paid at the municipal town hall ... not the town hall pool hall.

==Traffic==
Richter Hammockslam in the Traffic Qwopter reports that traffic North bound on the Shaughnessy River is clear but that things are getting blocked up southbound due to construction. Specifically beavers are constructing a dam which is hampering the... um... morning commute of some ducks?

==Derek live on location==
Derek is at the grand opening of Johnny Jensen's all-you-can-eat Technically Meat Buffet. He's told that a lot of the food contains Seitan which he mistakes for Satan...

==Sports==
Chet Buntsman begrudgingly reports that the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey team with their new coach Dr. McFeels has triumphed over their rivals The Jewelsburg Diamonds. The team may find practice difficult going forward because the field has reportedly been cut 2 tenths of an inch (.508cm) too short and is now full of holes. A track and field event of some kind occurred and we should find out how Dale Chuzzle did at Dakar in a couple weeks.

==Let's Go to the Phones==
Ms. Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in concerned about the wifi at the library's effect on her bees. The bees normally buzz counter clockwise 3 times every hour but now they buzz clockwise 5 times an hour. She advocates that a net of dream catchers be constructed around every wifi source. Dream catchers are available on her Etsy store.

==Sponsors==
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad from Huffer RX

==Trivia==
*Chet Buntsman was the coach of the Talcum Puffs last year but was asked to leave... and stop talking about it... since while he's a great coach pre-game he is heavily emotional and would spend the games curled into a fetal position sobbing.
*The Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey team won the Therpston County Championship last year
*Dale Chuzzle is also known as The Chuzzler.
*six of the nsburg girl scouts will be getting their trigger discipline badge this year.
*A-train hates turnips.
*A-train the few times he has attempted to pay taxes... mistakenly paid them to the town hall pool hall instead of the municipal town hall.
*A-train didn't walk to work today.
*fuel for the traffic qwopter costs more pelts than A-train can lift.
*Derek confuses Church and Synagogue.
*Derek is 19 years old.

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Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams

2015-10-21T04:21:06Z

FITorion: /* Sports */

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2015-10-18T02:49:36Z

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Nsburgian and Qwerpline personality Graham ("Big G-Money"). Drawn by Featherweight

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2015-10-18T02:39:05Z

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Nsburgian and Qwerpline personality Graham ("Big G-Money"). Drawn by Featherweight

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2015-10-18T02:36:59Z

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Nsburgian and Qwerpline personality Graham ("Big G-Money"). Drawn by Featherweight

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2015-10-18T02:35:42Z

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Nsburgian and Qwerpline personality Graham ("Big G-Money"). Drawn by Featherweight

Qwerpline

2015-10-18T01:19:08Z

FITorion: /* Mayor's Announcements */

'''Qwerpline''' is a [[LRRcasts|podcast]] from LoadingReadyRun starring [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]] with guests. The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.

==Setting==
[[File:Nsburg1.png|thumb|center|alt=Nsburg town logo of a goat|Nsburg town logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]

[[nsburg]] is a community in rural North America of the sort where the pool hall is referred to as "Town Hall". The city's primary industry (or one of them) is turnips, and raccoon pelts have at times been accepted as currency. Two of its prominent neighborhoods are West Sump Acres, where the public library is located, and East Sump Acres, home to the sewage stream. It is located within Therpston county near the community of Jewelsburg.

[[nsburg]] is located on the Shaughnessy River, and for a brief time was also on the Shaughnessy River II, created after beavers dammed the main river. The Shaughnessy Highway 3 runs alongside the river (and the Shaughnessy River II ran through the Shaughnessy Highway 3). Rather interestingly nsburg has been landlocked since the 1870s.

Shaughnessy Highway 3 is home to [[nsburg]]'s most famous and historically significant tourist attraction, the Berbishire pot holes. Located between Berbishire drive and Cresent Cresent the holes are dedicated by the mayor with celebrities who visit being given the key of the pot hole. The holes briefly disappeared causing much concern but soon returned after the Shaughnessy River II receded.

===Events===
[[File:HarvestFestival1.png|thumb|none|alt=Harvest Festival logo of a goat|Harvest Festival logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
*[[nsburg]] Harvest Festival - An October tradition with all sorts of local character.
Activities at the Harvest Festival include a Large vegetable competition and Pet show which includes such competitions as Freestyle Fluff and Synchronized Comb-Off. Many local businesses set up stalls to ply their wares. Parking can be problematic as there is a 2 hour limit. Presiding over the activities is the traditional Turnip Queen... who is the same nearly every year because it's a hereditary monarchy.

===Slogans of Nsburg===
*Home of the Tigers!
This slogan was adopted in 1978 when the tigers were unveiled at the nsburg Municipal Zoo. The tigers were later returned to their owner but the slogan is still used.
*Turnip Capital of Therpston County.
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true

===Mayor's Announcements===
*The last of the raccoons have finally been pulled out of the communal pool. ''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery]]''

==Segments==

*News

Local news around nsburg.

*It's the Arts!

With Edith Slump.

*Traffic Qwopter

Richter Hammockslam gives the scoop on traffic.

*Weather

Sadie Casperson - QWRP Meterorologist

*Sports

With Chet Buntsman

*Let's Go to the Phones!

I thought we disconnected that phone.

==Characters==

===QWRP Staff===

*Graham ("Big G-Money") - Host of Qwerpline.

*Alex ("A-Train") - Co-host of Qwerpline.

*Derek the Intern - 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.

*Edith Slump - QWRP's soft-spoken arts correspondent.

*Muriel, the Old Wife - Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.

*Richter Hammockslam - QWRP's traffic correspondent.

*Sadie Casperson - QWRP's meteorologist.

*Chet Buntsman - QWRP's Sports analyst and former coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Jeff - QWRP's accountant.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:G-Money1.png|Graham ("Big G-Money") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Graham ("Big G-Money")
File:Alex1.png|Alex ("A-Train") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Alex ("A-Train")
File:Derek1.png|Derek by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Derek
File:EdithSlump1.png|Edith Slump by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Edith Slump
File:Richter_Hammockslam1.png|Richter Hammockslam by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Richter Hammockslam
File:Chet_Buntsman1.png |Chet Buntsman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Chet Buntsman
</gallery>

===nsburgians===

*Lorna Schlitzwhistle is a local expert on pseudoscience and the supernatural who keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres. She runs an Etsy store which sells dreamcatchers.

*Jam Crone(place holder name) is a local purveyor of fine "jam" using recipes from the old country... most of which include ash.

*Ball Hinkley is a local Business Owner selling organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

*Raphael Crinklestouf is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

*Officer Steve nsburg PD is investigating the disappearance and return of the pot holes on the Shaughnessy Highway 3.

*Dr. McFeels coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Dale Chuzzle (the Chuzzler) racer at the Dakar rally.

*Ralph of the nsburg Geological Society which is a fraternal institution.

*Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops. Entered a large Radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:Lorna1.png|alt=Lorna Schlitzwhistle|Lorna Schlitzwhistle by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JamCrone1.png|alt=Jam Crone|Jam Crone by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BallHinkley1.png|alt=Ball Hinkley|Ball Hinkley by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|alt=Raphael Crinklestouf|Raphael Crinklestouf by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:OfficerSteve1.png|alt=Officer Steve nsburg PD|Officer Steve nsburg PD by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

===Advertisers===

*Pass N Gas
*The Nsburg Geological Society
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
*Raymond's Talc Barn
*Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
*The Jewelsburg Diamonds girl's field hockey
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad
*Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet
*The Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
*Huffer RX
*Birk Scouts
*The "secret" Pipesman

<gallery widths="190px" heights="300px">
File:PassNGas1.png|alt=Pass N Gas|Pass N Gas by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:NGS1.png|alt=Nsburg Geological Society|Nsburg Geological Society by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:ChamonixHarmony1.png|alt=Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony|Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JackPlanks1.png|alt=Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork|Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcBarn1.png|alt=Raymond's Talc Barn|Raymond's Talc Barn by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:MossFloss1.png|alt=Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss|Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Jewelsburg1.png|alt=The Jewelsburg Diamonds|The Jewelsburg Diamonds by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad1.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad2.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TechnicallyMeat1.png|alt=Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet|Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcumPuffs1.png|alt=The Talcum Puffs|The Talcum Puffs by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Paternoster1.png|alt=Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster|Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:DeidersBeaters1.png|alt=Deider's Beaters Used Cars|Deider's Beaters Used Cars by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:HufferRX1.png|alt=Huffer RX|Huffer RX by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BirkScouts1.png|alt=Birk Scouts|Birk Scouts by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Pipesman1.png|alt=The Pipesman|The Pipesman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

==List of Qwerpline episodes==
{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="float: left; width: 75%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="text-align: center; width: 10%;" |Episode No.
! scope="col" |Title
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Release Date
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Link
|-
| id="01" |01
|''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery|Pot Hole Mystery]]''
|30 August 2015
|[https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfumer Ball Hinkley.
|-
|-
| id="02" |02
|''[[Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams|Damnable Dams]]''
|13 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek reports on the grand opening of a restaurant, plus coverage of girls' field hockey, and concerned citizen Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in.
|-
|-
| id="03" |03
|''[[Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks|Break the Banks]]''
|29 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Full coverage of the newly-created Shaughnessy River II blocking traffic in and out of nsburg, leading to gas rationing.
|-
|-
| id="04" |04
|''[[Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival|Harvest Festival]]''
|12 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/_g4BuQyDglg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Qwerpline reports live from the nsburg Harvest Festival via the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van. Derek talks to some of the vendors.
|-
|}

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Qwerpline

2015-10-18T01:18:14Z

FITorion: /* Events */

'''Qwerpline''' is a [[LRRcasts|podcast]] from LoadingReadyRun starring [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]] with guests. The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.

==Setting==
[[File:Nsburg1.png|thumb|center|alt=Nsburg town logo of a goat|Nsburg town logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]

[[nsburg]] is a community in rural North America of the sort where the pool hall is referred to as "Town Hall". The city's primary industry (or one of them) is turnips, and raccoon pelts have at times been accepted as currency. Two of its prominent neighborhoods are West Sump Acres, where the public library is located, and East Sump Acres, home to the sewage stream. It is located within Therpston county near the community of Jewelsburg.

[[nsburg]] is located on the Shaughnessy River, and for a brief time was also on the Shaughnessy River II, created after beavers dammed the main river. The Shaughnessy Highway 3 runs alongside the river (and the Shaughnessy River II ran through the Shaughnessy Highway 3). Rather interestingly nsburg has been landlocked since the 1870s.

Shaughnessy Highway 3 is home to [[nsburg]]'s most famous and historically significant tourist attraction, the Berbishire pot holes. Located between Berbishire drive and Cresent Cresent the holes are dedicated by the mayor with celebrities who visit being given the key of the pot hole. The holes briefly disappeared causing much concern but soon returned after the Shaughnessy River II receded.

===Events===
[[File:HarvestFestival1.png|thumb|none|alt=Harvest Festival logo of a goat|Harvest Festival logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
*[[nsburg]] Harvest Festival - An October tradition with all sorts of local character.
Activities at the Harvest Festival include a Large vegetable competition and Pet show which includes such competitions as Freestyle Fluff and Synchronized Comb-Off. Many local businesses set up stalls to ply their wares. Parking can be problematic as there is a 2 hour limit. Presiding over the activities is the traditional Turnip Queen... who is the same nearly every year because it's a hereditary monarchy.

===Slogans of Nsburg===
*Home of the Tigers!
This slogan was adopted in 1978 when the tigers were unveiled at the nsburg Municipal Zoo. The tigers were later returned to their owner but the slogan is still used.
*Turnip Capital of Therpston County.
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true

===Mayor's Announcements===
*The last of the raccoons has finally been pulled out of the communal pool. ''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery]]''

==Segments==

*News

Local news around nsburg.

*It's the Arts!

With Edith Slump.

*Traffic Qwopter

Richter Hammockslam gives the scoop on traffic.

*Weather

Sadie Casperson - QWRP Meterorologist

*Sports

With Chet Buntsman

*Let's Go to the Phones!

I thought we disconnected that phone.

==Characters==

===QWRP Staff===

*Graham ("Big G-Money") - Host of Qwerpline.

*Alex ("A-Train") - Co-host of Qwerpline.

*Derek the Intern - 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.

*Edith Slump - QWRP's soft-spoken arts correspondent.

*Muriel, the Old Wife - Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.

*Richter Hammockslam - QWRP's traffic correspondent.

*Sadie Casperson - QWRP's meteorologist.

*Chet Buntsman - QWRP's Sports analyst and former coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Jeff - QWRP's accountant.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:G-Money1.png|Graham ("Big G-Money") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Graham ("Big G-Money")
File:Alex1.png|Alex ("A-Train") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Alex ("A-Train")
File:Derek1.png|Derek by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Derek
File:EdithSlump1.png|Edith Slump by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Edith Slump
File:Richter_Hammockslam1.png|Richter Hammockslam by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Richter Hammockslam
File:Chet_Buntsman1.png |Chet Buntsman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.|alt=Chet Buntsman
</gallery>

===nsburgians===

*Lorna Schlitzwhistle is a local expert on pseudoscience and the supernatural who keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres. She runs an Etsy store which sells dreamcatchers.

*Jam Crone(place holder name) is a local purveyor of fine "jam" using recipes from the old country... most of which include ash.

*Ball Hinkley is a local Business Owner selling organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

*Raphael Crinklestouf is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

*Officer Steve nsburg PD is investigating the disappearance and return of the pot holes on the Shaughnessy Highway 3.

*Dr. McFeels coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Dale Chuzzle (the Chuzzler) racer at the Dakar rally.

*Ralph of the nsburg Geological Society which is a fraternal institution.

*Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops. Entered a large Radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition.

<gallery widths="200px" heights="300px">
File:Lorna1.png|alt=Lorna Schlitzwhistle|Lorna Schlitzwhistle by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JamCrone1.png|alt=Jam Crone|Jam Crone by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BallHinkley1.png|alt=Ball Hinkley|Ball Hinkley by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|alt=Raphael Crinklestouf|Raphael Crinklestouf by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:OfficerSteve1.png|alt=Officer Steve nsburg PD|Officer Steve nsburg PD by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

===Advertisers===

*Pass N Gas
*The Nsburg Geological Society
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
*Raymond's Talc Barn
*Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
*The Jewelsburg Diamonds girl's field hockey
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad
*Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet
*The Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
*Huffer RX
*Birk Scouts
*The "secret" Pipesman

<gallery widths="190px" heights="300px">
File:PassNGas1.png|alt=Pass N Gas|Pass N Gas by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:NGS1.png|alt=Nsburg Geological Society|Nsburg Geological Society by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:ChamonixHarmony1.png|alt=Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony|Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:JackPlanks1.png|alt=Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork|Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcBarn1.png|alt=Raymond's Talc Barn|Raymond's Talc Barn by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:MossFloss1.png|alt=Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss|Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Jewelsburg1.png|alt=The Jewelsburg Diamonds|The Jewelsburg Diamonds by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad1.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:SadPad2.png|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TechnicallyMeat1.png|alt=Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet|Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:TalcumPuffs1.png|alt=The Talcum Puffs|The Talcum Puffs by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Paternoster1.png|alt=Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster|Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:DeidersBeaters1.png|alt=Deider's Beaters Used Cars|Deider's Beaters Used Cars by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:HufferRX1.png|alt=Huffer RX|Huffer RX by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:BirkScouts1.png|alt=Birk Scouts|Birk Scouts by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
File:Pipesman1.png|alt=The Pipesman|The Pipesman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.
</gallery>

==List of Qwerpline episodes==
{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="float: left; width: 75%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="text-align: center; width: 10%;" |Episode No.
! scope="col" |Title
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Release Date
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Link
|-
| id="01" |01
|''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery|Pot Hole Mystery]]''
|30 August 2015
|[https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfumer Ball Hinkley.
|-
|-
| id="02" |02
|''[[Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams|Damnable Dams]]''
|13 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek reports on the grand opening of a restaurant, plus coverage of girls' field hockey, and concerned citizen Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in.
|-
|-
| id="03" |03
|''[[Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks|Break the Banks]]''
|29 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Full coverage of the newly-created Shaughnessy River II blocking traffic in and out of nsburg, leading to gas rationing.
|-
|-
| id="04" |04
|''[[Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival|Harvest Festival]]''
|12 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/_g4BuQyDglg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Qwerpline reports live from the nsburg Harvest Festival via the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van. Derek talks to some of the vendors.
|-
|}

{{Stub}}
[[Category:LRRcasts]][[Category:Mystery Box]][[Category:{{PAGENAME}}]]

Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams

2015-10-17T10:57:38Z

FITorion: /* Trivia */

Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams

2015-10-17T09:21:10Z

FITorion: /* Sports */

Qwerpline

2015-10-17T09:20:48Z

FITorion: /* nsburgians */

'''Qwerpline''' is a [[LRRcasts|podcast]] from LoadingReadyRun starring [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]] with guests. The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.

==Setting==
[[File:Nsburg1.png|thumb|center|alt=Nsburg town logo of a goat|Nsburg town logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]

[[nsburg]] is a community in rural North America of the sort where the pool hall is referred to as "Town Hall". The city's primary industry (or one of them) is turnips, and raccoon pelts have at times been accepted as currency. Two of its prominent neighborhoods are West Sump Acres, where the public library is located, and East Sump Acres, home to the sewage stream. It is located within Therpston county near the community of Jewelsburg.

[[nsburg]] is located on the Shaughnessy River, and for a brief time was also on the Shaughnessy River II, created after beavers dammed the main river. The Shaughnessy Highway 3 runs alongside the river (and the Shaughnessy River II ran through the Shaughnessy Highway 3). Rather interestingly nsburg has been landlocked since the 1870s.

Shaughnessy Highway 3 is home to [[nsburg]]'s most famous and historically significant tourist attraction, the Berbishire pot holes. Located between Berbishire drive and Cresent Cresent the holes are dedicated by the mayor with celebrities who visit being given the key of the pot hole. The holes briefly disappeared causing much concern but soon returned after the Shaughnessy River II receded.

===Events===
[[File:HarvestFestival1.png|thumb|none|alt=Harvest Festival logo of a goat|Harvest Festival logo by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
*[[nsburg]] Harvest Festival - An October tradition with all sorts of local character.
Activities at the Harvest Festival include a Large vegetable competition and Pet show which includes such competitions as Freestyle Fluff and Synchronized Comb-Off. Many local businesses set up stalls to ply their wares. Parking can be problematic as there is a 2 hour limit. Presiding over the activities is the tradition Turnip Queen... who is the same nearly every year because it's a hereditary monarchy.

===Slogans of Nsburg===
*Home of the Tigers!
This slogan was adopted in 1978 when the tigers were unveiled at the nsburg Municipal Zoo. The tigers were later returned to their owner but the slogan is still used.
*Turnip Capital of Therpston County.
*The Jewel of Therpston County.
*City of Lawns!
This slogan was adopted when nsburg got its second lawn making it technically true

===Mayor's Announcements===
*The last of the raccoons has finally been pulled out of the communal pool. ''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery]]''

==Segments==

*News

Local news around nsburg.

*It's the Arts!

With Edith Slump.

*Traffic Qwopter

Richter Hammockslam gives the scoop on traffic.

*Weather

Sadie Casperson - QWRP Meterorologist

*Sports

With Chet Buntsman

*Let's Go to the Phones!

I thought we disconnected that phone.

==Characters==

===QWRP Staff===

*Graham ("Big G-Money") - Host of Qwerpline.

*Alex ("A-Train") - Co-host of Qwerpline.

*Derek the Intern - 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.

*Edith Slump - QWRP's soft-spoken arts correspondent.

*Muriel, the Old Wife - Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.

*Richter Hammockslam - QWRP's traffic correspondent.

*Sadie Casperson - QWRP's meteorologist.

*Chet Buntsman - QWRP's Sports analyst and former coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Jeff - QWRP's accountant.

{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:G-Money1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Graham ("Big G-Money")|Graham ("Big G-Money") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:Alex1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Alex ("A-Train")|Alex ("A-Train") by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:Derek1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Derek|Derek by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:EdithSlump1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Edith Slump|Edith Slump by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:Richter_Hammockslam1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Richter Hammockslam|Richter Hammockslam by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}
{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:Chet_Buntsman1.png |thumb|upright|alt=Chet Buntsman|Chet Buntsman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}

===nsburgians===

*Lorna Schlitzwhistle is a local expert on pseudoscience and the supernatural who keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres. She runs an Etsy store which sells dreamcatchers.

*Jam Crone(place holder name) is a local purveyor of fine "jam" using recipes from the old country... most of which include ash.

*Ball Hinkley is a local Business Owner selling organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

*Raphael Crinklestouf is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

*Officer Steve nsburg PD is investigating the disappearance and return of the pot holes on the Shaughnessy Highway 3.

*Dr. McFeels coach of the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey.

*Dale Chuzzle (the Chuzzler) racer at the Dakar rally.

*Ralph of the nsburg Geological Society which is a fraternal institution.

*Granton Bumper from Bumper Crops. Entered a large Radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition.

{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:Lorna1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Lorna Schlitzwhistle|Lorna Schlitzwhistle by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:JamCrone1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Jam Crone|Jam Crone by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:BallHinkley1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Ball Hinkley|Ball Hinkley by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|thumb|upright|alt=Raphael Crinklestouf|Raphael Crinklestouf by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:OfficerSteve1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Officer Steve nsburg PD|Officer Steve nsburg PD by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}

===Advertisers===

*Pass N Gas
*The Nsburg Geological Society
*Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
*Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
*Raymond's Talc Barn
*Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
*The Jewelsburg Diamonds girl's field hockey
*Chad McRad's Sad Pad
*Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet
*The Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey
*Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
*Deider's Beaters Used Cars
*Huffer RX
*Birk Scouts
*The "secret" Pipesman

{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:PassNGas1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Pass N Gas|Pass N Gas by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:NGS1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Nsburg Geological Society|Nsburg Geological Society by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:ChamonixHarmony1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony|Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:JackPlanks1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork|Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:TalcBarn1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Raymond's Talc Barn|Raymond's Talc Barn by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}
{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:MossFloss1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss|Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:Jewelsburg1.png|thumb|upright|alt=The Jewelsburg Diamonds|The Jewelsburg Diamonds by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:SadPad1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:SadPad2.png|thumb|upright|alt=Chad McRad's Sad Pad|Chad McRad's Sad Pad by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:TechnicallyMeat1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet|Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}
{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:TalcumPuffs1.png|thumb|upright|alt=The Talcum Puffs|The Talcum Puffs by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:Paternoster1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster|Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:DeidersBeaters1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Deider's Beaters Used Cars|Deider's Beaters Used Cars by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:HufferRX1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Huffer RX|Huffer RX by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
| [[File:BirkScouts1.png|thumb|upright|alt=Birk Scouts|Birk Scouts by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}
{|style="margin: 0 auto;"
| [[File:Pipesman1.png|thumb|upright|alt=The Pipesman|The Pipesman by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''.]]
|}

==List of Qwerpline episodes==
{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="float: left; width: 75%;"
|-
! scope="col" style="text-align: center; width: 10%;" |Episode No.
! scope="col" |Title
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Release Date
! scope="col" style="width: 25%;" |Link
|-
| id="01" |01
|''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery|Pot Hole Mystery]]''
|30 August 2015
|[https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfumer Ball Hinkley.
|-
|-
| id="02" |02
|''[[Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams|Damnable Dams]]''
|13 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek reports on the grand opening of a restaurant, plus coverage of girls' field hockey, and concerned citizen Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in.
|-
|-
| id="03" |03
|''[[Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks|Break the Banks]]''
|29 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Full coverage of the newly-created Shaughnessy River II blocking traffic in and out of nsburg, leading to gas rationing.
|-
|-
| id="04" |04
|''[[Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival|Harvest Festival]]''
|12 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/_g4BuQyDglg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Qwerpline reports live from the nsburg Harvest Festival via the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van. Derek talks to some of the vendors.
|-
|}

{{Stub}}
[[Category:LRRcasts]][[Category:Mystery Box]][[Category:{{PAGENAME}}]]

Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams

2015-10-17T09:10:13Z

FITorion: /* Let's Go to the Phones */

Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams

2015-10-17T09:08:42Z

FITorion: /* Trivia */ trivia