'''Jewelsburg''' is the county capital of [[Therpston County]]. [[QWRP FM]] cannot be heard here. Their town slogan used to be "Diamond of Therpston County," but after people from Nsburg wouldn't stop vandalizing the sign, they changed to "Jewelsburg: Thankfully not Nsburg." As the thrum flies, it's 20 minutes from Nsburg to Jewelsburg.

== Locations ==
=== Municipal ===
==== University ====
The University of Jewelsburg is one of two known universities in Therpston County, the other being in [[Chuffield#University|Chuffield]]. [[List_of_Qwerpline_Characters#Sadie Caspersen|Sadie Caspersen]]'s daughter [[List_of_Qwerpline_Characters#Samantha Caspersen|Samantha]] is a student here.
== Sporting Teams ==
{{anchor|Jewelsburg Diamonds}}'''Jewelsburg Diamonds''' - High School Field Hockey
'''Jewelsburg Minors''' - Sideball

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2016-11-02T04:44:12Z

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Derek the Intern

2016-11-02T04:41:12Z

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{{QWRPInfoBox
|Name=Derek
|Picture=Derek1.png
|PicDesc=by ''[[Devin Harrigan]]''
|Job=Intern at [[Qwerpline]]
|Age=19
|Location=[[nsburg]]
|Voice=[[Beej]]
}}
'''Derek''' is a "summer" intern at [[Qwerpline|QWRP]] who conducts most of the station's remote interviews. Derek thinks of himself as a hard-hitting investigative journalist, but in reality he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier. [[Qwerpline#Characters|Graham]] and [[Qwerpline#Characters|Alex]] are continually frustrated by his incompetence, although according to Alex, he's QWRP's best intern yet. He may be getting better at his job, but it's a game of inches. He often charges expenses to the radio station despite being repeatedly told he's not allowed to do so, and has twice landed a date during an interview. Kaylee at the Wiener Czar attributes this to him being "surprisingly cut." He is definitely nineteen years old.

Derek goes to synagogue, although he thinks he goes to church. His parents seem to have moved to Nsburg when he was very young. He was in Berg Scouts as a child and earned his Pothole Badge. He attended both Nsburg High School (until they told him he didn't have to come back) and a vocational school, where he failed a class in either "irony" or "ivory." His birth seems to have been an accident which his father resents.

Since Richard Therpston perished during his interview in Episode 6, Derek believes the late aldersm'n's ghost now lives inside him. He therefore ran for aldersm'n in Episode 7, but lost. In Episode 9 Derek discovered the lost Maze Runners in the Nsburg Rum Tunnels, leading to him being awarded the Key to the City in Episode 10. In Episode 17 he accidentally-on-purpose dumped a pile of municipal property deeds into the Nsburg Property Lottery (including the one for the [[QWRP FM]] broadcast office), so he may be awarded a substantial amount of property after the drawing.

== Trivia ==

*He's 19!
*He really doesn't want to take shop class again. Not after what happened with the leather punch.
*The Nsburg Career Center aptitude test gave his ideal career as "radio intern."
*He knows the names of the Seven Immortals.
*He once spent a whole night at the collections box at the recycling center.
*He knows an upsetting amount about plutonium.
*He has attended Burning Man.
*He likes watching ''Unsolved Mysteries''.
*His father was a member of the [[Secret Pipesmen]].
*He claims to remember the 1986 Nsburg Christmas parade, despite being 19. It's possible that Richard Therpston's ghost is the one remembering the parade.
*He has twice badly damaged the QWRP FM mobile broadcast van - once by going through a carwash with the antenna still attached, and once by driving it over a spike strip.

List of Qwerpline Characters

2016-11-02T04:38:52Z

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This page lists minor recurring characters that have appeared on the podcast [[Qwerpline]]. For major characters and studio staff, see [[Qwerpline#Characters|Qwerpline Characters]].

=Recurring Characters=
*[[:File:Lorna1.png|Lorna Schlitzwhistle]] is a local "expert" on pseudoscience and the supernatural. She keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres and is very concerned about the effects of the "weefees" (wifi internet). She sells dreamcatchers on Etsy.

*[[:File:BallHinkley1.png|Ball Hinkley]] is a local business owner and author. He sells organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

*[[:File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|Raphael Crinklestouf]] is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

*[[:File:Granton Bumper1.png|Granton Bumper]], owner of Bumper Crop Farms and its ill-fated Corn Maze. Entered a large radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition. Grew the Bumper Crop Farm Corn Maze for Halloween, which led to the disappearances of 21 people. Later found religion and built a 20-foot "Jesus Cristo" out of corn husks, which was accidentally destroyed by [[Derek the Intern|Derek]].

*[[:File:JamCrone1.png|Woman from the Old Country]], a local merchant who moved from the Old Country (unspecified, but hers), who crafts jams, aspics, and (presumably) other foodstuffs, out of questionable ingredients.

*Ralph, secret Pipesman and member of the Nsburg Geological Society. Appears to be the spokesperson for the Pipesmen, or at least the most polite member.

*Richard Therpston III, Pipesman and scion of the late Richard Therpston. Believes the rule of the county is his birthright.

*Darren von Spront, a local (possibly self-proclaimed) tech ''wunderkind''. He engaged in a patent dispute with Raphael Crinklestouf, and discovered a new (and extremely radioactive) element.

*Kendra Tiltington, Director of Waste Management for Nsburg. She would really, ''really'' like it if people stopped dropping off non-recyclable things at the Nsburg Recycling Center.

*Sandra Brentmore, President of the Nsburg Historical Rum Tunnel Society. Has a chronic case of laryngitis and/or allergies.

*Joy, 7-year-old child accidentally semi-adopted by [[Richter Hammockslam#Joy|Richter]].

=Minor Characters=

*Richard Therpston, founder of Therpston County and Therpston County Aldersm'n. Deceased.

*[[:File:HappyGunderson.png|Happy Gunderson]], owner of a "spite house" in the middle of Highway 3. Frequently harassed by the Pipesmen.

*[[:File:OfficerSteve1.png|Officer Steve]] of the Nsburg PD. Investigated the disappearance and reappearance of the pot holes from Highway 3 to the Shaughnessy. Runs the Nsburg Crimestallers tip hotline.

*[[:File:CoachMcFeels .png|Dr. Melissa McFeels]], coach of the Nsburg High Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey team. Always gives 110%.

*[[Muriel, the Old Wife]] - Lived in the QWRP FM studio and answered questions for Graham and Alex. Moved out when she won a 4-bedroom home in Raster Heights in the Property Lottery.

*Joan - QWRP station manager. Referenced, although never heard from.

*Jeff - QWRP station accountant. Referenced, but never appears. Has to deal with Derek charging random items to the station.

*Captain John Gordon - Sole member of the Nsburg Volunteer Coast Guard.

*Barbara Dooley - She's a birder.

*Horatio Toot-Toot - Ran Captain Toot-Toot's Seafood Buffet and, briefly, the QWRP FM broadcast studio. Eventually made enough money to buy a boat and return to the sea whence he came.

*Michael O'Leary (no relation) - Founder of a sanctuary from animals.

*Dr. Slavoj Dinkwither - Member of the University of Chuffield's Extremophile Research Institute. Visited Nsburg to study nsberries. Would like you to mail him your poop.

*Justice Zeff - He's just happy to be in a room with this much love.

*Melody Yum - Breakout star sideball player on the Literal Tigers. Was on fire last year, but she's out of the burn ward and ready to play.

*Orville & Wilbur Ronk - Brothers and inventors. Looking to build a solar-powered wind farm in Nsburg, but haven't yet secured the funding.

*Dale "The Chuzzler" Chuzzle - Professional rally-car driver and local celebrity. Competed at Dakar and Le Mans, although he lost.

*Lance Glint - Student council president at Nsburg High.

*Mirtho the Clown

*False Dmitri the IX, aka Kaylee - Day manager at the Weiner Czar. Went on a date with Derek.

List of Qwerpline Characters

2016-11-02T04:35:39Z

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List of Qwerpline Characters

2016-11-02T04:33:24Z

GCU: /* Minor Characters */

This page lists minor recurring characters that have appeared on the podcast [[Qwerpline]]. For major characters and studio staff, see [http://wiki.loadingreadyrun.com/index.php?title=Qwerpline#Characters|Qwerpline Characters].

=Recurring Characters=
*[[:File:Lorna1.png|Lorna Schlitzwhistle]] is a local "expert" on pseudoscience and the supernatural. She keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres and is very concerned about the effects of the "weefees" (wifi internet). She sells dreamcatchers on Etsy.

*[[:File:BallHinkley1.png|Ball Hinkley]] is a local business owner and author. He sells organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

*[[:File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|Raphael Crinklestouf]] is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

*[[:File:Granton Bumper1.png|Granton Bumper]], owner of Bumper Crop Farms and its ill-fated Corn Maze. Entered a large radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition. Grew the Bumper Crop Farm Corn Maze for Halloween, which led to the disappearances of 21 people. Later found religion and built a 20-foot "Jesus Cristo" out of corn husks, which was accidentally destroyed by [[Derek the Intern|Derek]].

*[[:File:JamCrone1.png|Woman from the Old Country]], a local merchant who moved from the Old Country (unspecified, but hers), who crafts jams, aspics, and (presumably) other foodstuffs, out of questionable ingredients.

*Ralph, secret Pipesman and member of the Nsburg Geological Society. Appears to be the spokesperson for the Pipesmen, or at least the most polite member.

*Richard Therpston III, Pipesman and scion of the late Richard Therpston. Believes the rule of the county is his birthright.

*Darren von Spront, a local (possibly self-proclaimed) tech ''wunderkind''. He engaged in a patent dispute with Raphael Crinklestouf, and discovered a new (and extremely radioactive) element.

*Kendra Tiltington, Director of Waste Management for Nsburg. She would really, ''really'' like it if people stopped dropping off non-recyclable things at the Nsburg Recycling Center.

*Sandra Brentmore, President of the Nsburg Historical Rum Tunnel Society. Has a chronic case of laryngitis and/or allergies.

=Minor Characters=

*Richard Therpston, founder of Therpston County and Therpston County Aldersm'n. Deceased.

*[[:File:HappyGunderson.png|Happy Gunderson]], owner of a "spite house" in the middle of Highway 3. Frequently harassed by the Pipesmen.

*[[:File:OfficerSteve1.png|Officer Steve]] of the Nsburg PD. Investigated the disappearance and reappearance of the pot holes from Highway 3 to the Shaughnessy. Runs the Nsburg Crimestallers tip hotline.

*[[:File:CoachMcFeels .png|Dr. Melissa McFeels]], coach of the Nsburg High Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey team. Always gives 110%.

*[[Muriel, the Old Wife]] - Lived in the QWRP FM studio and answered questions for Graham and Alex. Moved out when she won a 4-bedroom home in Raster Heights in the Property Lottery.

*Joan - QWRP station manager. Referenced, although never heard from.

*Jeff - QWRP station accountant. Referenced, but never appears. Has to deal with Derek charging random items to the station.

*Captain John Gordon - Sole member of the Nsburg Volunteer Coast Guard.

*Barbara Dooley - She's a birder.

*Horatio Toot-Toot - Ran Captain Toot-Toot's Seafood Buffet and, briefly, the QWRP FM broadcast studio. Eventually made enough money to buy a boat and return to the sea whence he came.

*Michael O'Leary (no relation) - Founder of a sanctuary from animals.

*Dr. Slavoj Dinkwither - Member of the University of Chuffield's Extremophile Research Institute. Visited Nsburg to study nsberries. Would like you to mail him your poop.

*Justice Zeff - He's just happy to be in a room with this much love.

*Melody Yum - Breakout star sideball player on the Literal Tigers. Was on fire last year, but she's out of the burn ward and ready to play.

*Orville & Wilbur Ronk - Brothers and inventors. Looking to build a solar-powered wind farm in Nsburg, but haven't yet secured the funding.

*Dale "The Chuzzler" Chuzzle - Professional rally-car driver and local celebrity. Competed at Dakar and Le Mans, although he lost.

*Lance Glint - Student council president at Nsburg High.

List of Qwerpline Characters

2016-11-02T04:31:14Z

GCU: /* Minor Characters */

This page lists minor recurring characters that have appeared on the podcast [[Qwerpline]]. For major characters and studio staff, see [http://wiki.loadingreadyrun.com/index.php?title=Qwerpline#Characters|Qwerpline Characters].

=Recurring Characters=
*[[:File:Lorna1.png|Lorna Schlitzwhistle]] is a local "expert" on pseudoscience and the supernatural. She keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres and is very concerned about the effects of the "weefees" (wifi internet). She sells dreamcatchers on Etsy.

*[[:File:BallHinkley1.png|Ball Hinkley]] is a local business owner and author. He sells organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

*[[:File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|Raphael Crinklestouf]] is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

*[[:File:Granton Bumper1.png|Granton Bumper]], owner of Bumper Crop Farms and its ill-fated Corn Maze. Entered a large radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition. Grew the Bumper Crop Farm Corn Maze for Halloween, which led to the disappearances of 21 people. Later found religion and built a 20-foot "Jesus Cristo" out of corn husks, which was accidentally destroyed by [[Derek the Intern|Derek]].

*[[:File:JamCrone1.png|Woman from the Old Country]], a local merchant who moved from the Old Country (unspecified, but hers), who crafts jams, aspics, and (presumably) other foodstuffs, out of questionable ingredients.

*Ralph, secret Pipesman and member of the Nsburg Geological Society. Appears to be the spokesperson for the Pipesmen, or at least the most polite member.

*Richard Therpston III, Pipesman and scion of the late Richard Therpston. Believes the rule of the county is his birthright.

*Darren von Spront, a local (possibly self-proclaimed) tech ''wunderkind''. He engaged in a patent dispute with Raphael Crinklestouf, and discovered a new (and extremely radioactive) element.

*Kendra Tiltington, Director of Waste Management for Nsburg. She would really, ''really'' like it if people stopped dropping off non-recyclable things at the Nsburg Recycling Center.

*Sandra Brentmore, President of the Nsburg Historical Rum Tunnel Society. Has a chronic case of laryngitis and/or allergies.

=Minor Characters=

*Richard Therpston, founder of Therpston County and Therpston County Aldersm'n. Deceased.

*[[:File:HappyGunderson.png|Happy Gunderson]], owner of a "spite house" in the middle of Highway 3. Frequently harassed by the Pipesmen.

*[[:File:OfficerSteve1.png|Officer Steve]] of the Nsburg PD. Investigated the disappearance and reappearance of the pot holes from Highway 3 to the Shaughnessy. Runs the Nsburg Crimestallers tip hotline.

*[[:File:CoachMcFeels .png|Dr. Melissa McFeels]], coach of the Nsburg High Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey team. Always gives 110%.

*[[Muriel, the Old Wife]] - Lived in the QWRP FM studio and answered questions for Graham and Alex. Moved out when she won a 4-bedroom home in Raster Heights in the Property Lottery.

*Joan - QWRP station manager. Referenced, although never heard from.

*Jeff - QWRP station accountant. Referenced, but never appears. Has to deal with Derek charging random items to the station.

*Captain John Gordon - Sole member of the Nsburg Volunteer Coast Guard.

*Barbara Dooley - She's a birder.

*Horatio Toot-Toot - Ran Captain Toot-Toot's Seafood Buffet and, briefly, the QWRP FM broadcast studio. Eventually made enough money to buy a boat and return to the sea whence he came.

*Michael O'Leary (no relation) - Founder of a sanctuary from animals.

*Dr. Slavoj Dinkwither - Member of the University of Chuffield's Extremophile Research Institute. Visited Nsburg to study nsberries. Would like you to mail him your poop.

*Justice Zeff - He's just happy to be in a room with this much love.

*Orville & Wilbur Ronk - Brothers and inventors. Looking to build a solar-powered wind farm in Nsburg, but haven't yet secured the funding.

*Dale "The Chuzzler" Chuzzle - Professional rally-car driver and local celebrity. Competed at Dakar and Le Mans, although he lost.

*Lance Glint - Student council president at Nsburg High.

List of Qwerpline Characters

2016-11-02T04:30:11Z

GCU: /* Minor Characters */

This page lists minor recurring characters that have appeared on the podcast [[Qwerpline]]. For major characters and studio staff, see [http://wiki.loadingreadyrun.com/index.php?title=Qwerpline#Characters|Qwerpline Characters].

=Recurring Characters=
*[[:File:Lorna1.png|Lorna Schlitzwhistle]] is a local "expert" on pseudoscience and the supernatural. She keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres and is very concerned about the effects of the "weefees" (wifi internet). She sells dreamcatchers on Etsy.

*[[:File:BallHinkley1.png|Ball Hinkley]] is a local business owner and author. He sells organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

*[[:File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|Raphael Crinklestouf]] is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

*[[:File:Granton Bumper1.png|Granton Bumper]], owner of Bumper Crop Farms and its ill-fated Corn Maze. Entered a large radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition. Grew the Bumper Crop Farm Corn Maze for Halloween, which led to the disappearances of 21 people. Later found religion and built a 20-foot "Jesus Cristo" out of corn husks, which was accidentally destroyed by [[Derek the Intern|Derek]].

*[[:File:JamCrone1.png|Woman from the Old Country]], a local merchant who moved from the Old Country (unspecified, but hers), who crafts jams, aspics, and (presumably) other foodstuffs, out of questionable ingredients.

*Ralph, secret Pipesman and member of the Nsburg Geological Society. Appears to be the spokesperson for the Pipesmen, or at least the most polite member.

*Richard Therpston III, Pipesman and scion of the late Richard Therpston. Believes the rule of the county is his birthright.

*Darren von Spront, a local (possibly self-proclaimed) tech ''wunderkind''. He engaged in a patent dispute with Raphael Crinklestouf, and discovered a new (and extremely radioactive) element.

*Kendra Tiltington, Director of Waste Management for Nsburg. She would really, ''really'' like it if people stopped dropping off non-recyclable things at the Nsburg Recycling Center.

*Sandra Brentmore, President of the Nsburg Historical Rum Tunnel Society. Has a chronic case of laryngitis and/or allergies.

=Minor Characters=

*Richard Therpston, founder of Therpston County and Therpston County Aldersm'n. Deceased.

*[[:File:HappyGunderson.png|Happy Gunderson]], owner of a "spite house" in the middle of Highway 3. Frequently harassed by the Pipesmen.

*[[:File:OfficerSteve1.png|Officer Steve]] of the Nsburg PD. Investigated the disappearance and reappearance of the pot holes from Highway 3 to the Shaughnessy. Runs the Nsburg Crimestallers tip hotline.

*[[:File:CoachMcFeels .png|Dr. Melissa McFeels]], coach of the Nsburg High Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey team. Always gives 110%.

*[[Muriel, the Old Wife]] - Lived in the QWRP FM studio and answered questions for Graham and Alex. Moved out when she won a 4-bedroom home in Raster Heights in the Property Lottery.

*Joan - QWRP station manager. Referenced, although never heard from.

*Jeff - QWRP station accountant. Referenced, but never appears. Has to deal with Derek charging random items to the station.

*Captain John Gordon - Sole member of the Nsburg Volunteer Coast Guard.

*Barbara Dooley - She's a birder.

*Horatio Toot-Toot - Ran Captain Toot-Toot's Seafood Buffet and, briefly, the QWRP FM broadcast studio. Eventually made enough money to buy a boat and return to the sea whence he came.

*Michael O'Leary (no relation) - Founder of a sanctuary from animals.

*Dr. Slavoj Dinkwither - Member of the University of Chuffield's Extremophile Research Institute. Visited Nsburg to study nsberries. Would like you to mail him your poop.

*Justice Zeff - He's just happy to be in a room with this much love.

*Orville & Wilbur Ronk - Brothers and inventors. Looking to build a solar-powered wind farm in Nsburg, but haven't yet secured the funding.

Dale "The Chuzzler" Chuzzle - Professional rally-car driver and local celebrity. Competed at Dakar and Le Mans, although he lost.

2016-10-06T05:55:32Z

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Qwerpline Ep18 - All Aboard

2016-10-06T05:52:39Z

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Qwerpline

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[[File:Qwerp-splash.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]'''Qwerpline''' is a [[LRRcasts|podcast]] from LoadingReadyRun recorded primarily by [[Graham]], [[Alex]], [[Kathleen]], [[Beej]], and [[Ian]]. It's "scriptovised" - first improvised by the actors, then later refined and edited. The podcast consists of a fictional morning radio show on the station [[QWRP FM]], broadcasting from scenic [[Nsburg]]. The show is hosted by Graham ("[[Big G-Money]]") and Alex ("[[A-Train]]"), along with [[Derek the Intern]] (Beej), traffic reporter [[Richter Hammockslam]] (Ian), arts reporter [[Edith Slump]] (Kathleen), plus a broad slate of guests and local personalities. Art for Qwerpline is often provided by Featherweight.

A typical episode of Qwerpline contains segments on local news, the arts (with Edith Slump), local traffic (with Richter Hammockslam), plus a live on-location interview via Derek the Intern. Other recurring segments include the weather, sports, and the occasional caller who somehow manages to get through. Each episode begins and ends with a sponsor message.

==History==

According to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TS9kZU2L-4 ''LRRcast - AskLRR February 2016''], Qwerpline is the fusion of [[Graham]]'s QWOPline and [[Alex]]'s Derpline, both of which were fake radio shows invented during Desert Bus. [[Alex]] put on a radio show in Desert Bus 5 entitled Derpline, the birthplace of the "A-Train" persona, where he did mock interviews with other members of the crew. For years after DB5 fans and callers continued to request Derpline, which led [[Graham]] during one of his shifts to put on QWOPline, a morning show equivalent of Derpline. One year later, both DJs joined forces and created the first ever episode of Qwerpline.

The biggest influences to Qwerpline predate the internet and are most notably: ''The Fireside Theater'', ''Proctor and Bergman'', ''Cheech and Chong'', ''Round the Horne'' and ''The Goon Show''. Due to its success Qwerpline has been favorably compared to ''Welcome to Nightvale'' but the LRR crew considers ''Welcome to Nightvale'' more as a similarly structured variety show than an inspiration as they had little prior exposure to it. The similarities between both shows are coincidental and comparisons arise as a consequence of both shows being the only ones of their kind rather than the shows being more directly related.

==Characters==

All characters are voiced by [[Graham]], [[Alex]], [[Kathleen]], [[Beej]], and [[Ian]].

===QWRP Staff===

*[[Big G-Money|Graham]] ("Big G-Money") - Co-host of Qwerpline.

*[[A-Train|Alex]] ("A-Train") - Co-host of Qwerpline and current Aldersm'n of Therpston County.

*[[Derek the Intern]] - 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.

*[[Edith Slump]] - QWRP's monotonous arts correspondent and local author.

*[[Richter Hammockslam]] - QWRP's helicopter traffic "reporter."

*[[Sadie Casperson]] - QWRP's meteorologist. Mostly forecasts divine vengeance.

*[[Chet Buntsman]] - QWRP's first attempt at a sports reporter. Former coach of the Nsburg High Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey team.

*[[Clementine "Clem" Alberts]] - QWRP's second sports reporter

*[[Michael O'Leary]] - QWRP's third sports reporter, now business reporter.

*[[Gus]] - QWRP station engineer & Security (?)

===Recurring Characters===
*[[:File:Lorna1.png|Lorna Schlitzwhistle]] is a local "expert" on pseudoscience and the supernatural. She keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres and is very concerned about the effects of the "weefees" (wifi internet). She sells dreamcatchers on Etsy.

*[[:File:BallHinkley1.png|Ball Hinkley]] is a local business owner and author. He sells organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

*[[:File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|Raphael Crinklestouf]] is a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

*[[:File:Granton Bumper1.png|Granton Bumper]], owner of Bumper Crop Farms and its ill-fated Corn Maze. Entered a large radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition. Grew the Bumper Crop Farm Corn Maze for Halloween, which led to the disappearances of 21 people. Later found religion and built a 20-foot "Jesus Cristo" out of corn husks, which was accidentally destroyed by [[Derek the Intern|Derek]].

*[[:File:JamCrone1.png|Woman from the Old Country]], a local merchant who moved from the Old Country (unspecified, but hers), who crafts jams, aspics, and (presumably) other foodstuffs, out of questionable ingredients.

*Ralph, secret Pipesman and member of the Nsburg Geological Society. Appears to be the spokesperson for the Pipesmen, or at least the most polite member.

*Darren von Spront, a local (possibly self-proclaimed) tech ''wunderkind''. He engaged in a patent dispute with Raphael Crinklestouf, and discovered a new (and extremely radioactive) element.

*Kendra Tiltington, Director of Waste Management for Nsburg. She would really, ''really'' like it if people stopped dropping off non-recyclable things at the Nsburg Recycling Center.

*Sandra Brentmore, President of the Nsburg Historical Rum Tunnel Society. Has a chronic case of laryngitis and/or allergies.

===Minor Characters===

*Richard Therpston, founder of Therpston County and Therpston County Aldersm'n. Deceased.

*[[:File:HappyGunderson.png|Happy Gunderson]], owner of a "spite house" in the middle of Highway 3. Frequently harassed by the Pipesmen.

*[[:File:OfficerSteve1.png|Officer Steve]] of the Nsburg PD. Investigated the disappearance and reappearance of the pot holes from Highway 3 to the Shaughnessy. Runs the Nsburg Crimestallers tip hotline.

*[[:File:CoachMcFeels .png|Dr. Melissa McFeels]], coach of the Nsburg High Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey team. Always gives 110%.

*[[Muriel, the Old Wife]] - Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.

*[[Joan]] - QWRP station manager. Referenced, although never heard from.

*[[Jeff]] - QWRP station accountant. Referenced, but never appears. Has to deal with Derek charging random items to the station.

===Mayor's Announcements===
*The last of the raccoons have finally been pulled out of the communal pool. ''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery]]''

==List of Qwerpline episodes==

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|+ Canonical Episodes
! scope="col" style="text-align: center; width: 12%; background: #deadff;"|Episode No.
! scope="col" style="background: #deadff;"|Title
! scope="col" style="width: 25%; background: #deadff;"|Release Date
! scope="col" style="width: 15%; background: #deadff;"|Link
|-
| id="01" |01
|''[[Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery|Pot Hole Mystery]]''
|30 August 2015
|[https://youtu.be/wpDlx9p2Dg0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfumer Ball Hinkley.
|-
|-
| id="02" |02
|''[[Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams|Damnable Dams]]''
|13 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/YYU3C-nrbrw Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek reports on the grand opening of a restaurant, plus coverage of girls' field hockey, and concerned citizen Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in.
|-
|-
| id="03" |03
|''[[Qwerpline Ep03 - Break the Banks|Break the Banks]]''
|29 September 2015
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Full coverage of the newly-created Shaughnessy River II blocking traffic in and out of nsburg, leading to gas rationing.
|-
|-
| id="04" |04
|''[[Qwerpline Ep04 - Harvest Festival|Harvest Festival]]''
|12 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/_g4BuQyDglg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Qwerpline reports live from the nsburg Harvest Festival via the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van. Derek talks to some of the vendors.
|-
| id="05" |05
|''[[Qwerpline Ep05 - The Several Rs|The Several Rs]]''
|28 October 2015
|[https://youtu.be/daXWMI6-tMo Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Things are calming down to relative normalcy after the harvest festival. Derek is on location at the recycling plants, and another citizen with complaints finds the phone number.
|-
| id="06" |06
|''[[Qwerpline Ep06 - Founding Father|Founding Father]]''
|11 November 2015
|[https://youtu.be/VzzEXB4e3vw Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek has an exclusive interview with the founder of Therpston Country, Richter has traffic, and it's sideball season!
|-
| id="07" |07
|''[[Qwerpline Ep07 - Debatable|Debatable]]''
|1 December 2015
|[https://youtu.be/Oq993kdy6js Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |The emergency by-election for new county Aldersm'n is well underway, no matter how disruptive it may be.
|-
| id="08" |08
|''[[Qwerpline Ep08 - Fourth Quarter|Fourth Quarter]]''
|14 December 2015
|[https://youtu.be/x0ZTbStbTns Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Sadie's in with the weather, Richter somehow takes to the skies, and Derek goes back to school.
|-
| id="09" |09
|''[[Qwerpline Ep09 - Rum Runners|Rum Runners]]''
|18 January 2016
|[https://youtu.be/erZFXgdzOwg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Traffic and more from Richter, touring a historic site with Derek, and all the latest news from Nsburg.
|-
| id="10" |10
|''[[Qwerpline Ep10 - Key To The City|Key To The City]]''
|2 February 2016
|[https://youtu.be/snUGvYliLWA Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |It's news, traffic, and arts today on QWRP, plus Aldersm'n Alex has to take off for some civic business.
|-
| id="11" |11
|''[[Qwerpline Ep11 - Contract & Release|Contract & Release]]''
|18 February 2016
|[https://youtu.be/0JbdERsFGVg Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |The Secret Pipesmen are trying to take Alex to task, and Graham needs backup in the studio. Richter is fine though... broadly speaking.
|-
| id="12" |12
|''[[Qwerpline Ep12 - Seemingly At Random|Seemingly At Random]]''
|2 March 2016
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Don't worry about the explosions—Richter and Derek sure aren't. Plus, a sideball update!
|-
| id="13" |13
|''[[Qwerpline Ep13 - March Marchness|March Marchness]]''
|2 April 2016
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |It's annual coverage of Nsburg's biggest event of the not-quite-spring, the March Marchness Parade-Off!
|-
| id="14" |14
|''[[Qwerpline Ep14 - High & Dry|High & Dry]]''
|27 April 2016
|[https://youtu.be/2mCy5SNNVQ0 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Derek is out at Bumper Crop Farms, a special guest visits the studio, and Richter is... doing fine.
|-
| id="15" |15
|''[[Qwerpline Ep15 - Recycling Amnesty|Recycling Amnesty]]''
|19 May 2016
|[https://youtu.be/JzZD60nlJDE Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Kendra Tiltington explains the Nsburg Recycling Center's new initiative, Richter is broadly near Highway 3, and Derek is in the town square for an unveiling..
|-
| id="16" |16
|''[[Qwerpline Ep16 - Full of Wieners|Full of Wieners]]''
|23 June 2016
|[https://youtu.be/JHO44b8Vi88 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Edith's Book Club returns, Derek heads down to a favourite local wienerhouse, and Richter is also there.
|-
| id="17" |17
|''[[Qwerpline Ep17 - Property Lottery|Property Lottery]]''
|13 July 2016
|[https://youtu.be/KQ3hH4nn338 Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |Darren von Spront is in the studio for an interview, Derek is on location at the Nsburg Property Lottery, and Richter calls in.
|-
| id="18" |18
|''[[Qwerpline Ep18 - All Aboard|All Aboard]]''
|29 September 2016
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A8sJP5daos Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" |QWRP is back! Property lottery is... "resolved", Edith jumps in to help, and Richter clears the skies.
|}

{| class="wikitable" border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" style="float: center; width: 80%; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"
|+ Non-Canonical Episodes
! scope="col" style="text-align: center; width: 12%; background: #ffdead;"|Episode No.
! scope="col" style="background: #ffdead;"|Title
! scope="col" style="width: 25%; background: #ffdead;"|Release Date
! scope="col" style="width: 15%; background: #ffdead;"|Link
|-
| id="A" |DB7
|''[[Desert Bus 7 - QWERPline]]''
| 21 November 2013
|[https://youtu.be/NBW_6VuX0Ss Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" | First Iteration of the morning radio show under the QWERPLine name. Alex and Graham call random viewers as part of the "good morning" show segment.
|-

|-
| id="B" |DB8
|''[[Desert Bus 8 - QWERPline]]''
| 29 November 2014
|[https://youtu.be/MChPm5amU_w Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" | After establishing the basic format, Graham and Alex continue to call random viewers as part of their "good morning" segment. First live show to include other cast members.
|-

|-
| id="C" |DB9
|''[[Desert Bus 9 - QWERPline]]''
| 19 November 2015
|[https://youtu.be/SvH4WsuCJYk Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" | First "non-canon" episode recorded after the show started its canonical series. While this episode is listed as"non-canon", its sponsor and some new segments were included in later episodes.
|-

|-
| id="D" |PAX West
|''[[PAX West 2016 - QWERPline]]''
| 20 September 2016
|[https://youtu.be/uZmaMPchp_g Youtube]
|-
| colspan="4" | First QWERPline episode recorded during a LRR Panel. Unlike previous canon and non-canon episodes, The "Live@PAX West 2016" episode has a 42 minute runtime.
|-

|-
|}

==Title Cards==
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File:Qwerpline-news.png|News
File:Qwerpline-its-the-arts.png|It's the Arts!
File:Qwerpline-traffic-qwopter.png|Traffic Qwopter
File:Qwerpline-weather.png|Weather
File:Qwerpline-sports.png|Sports
File:Qwerpline-lets-go-to-the-phones.png|Let's Go to the Phones!
File:Qwerpline-live-onlocation.png|Live on Location
</gallery>

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Richter Hammockslam

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Richter Hammockslam

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2016-09-16T06:49:32Z

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QWRP FM is a radio station in the fictional town of Nsburg. It hosts a variety of shows, including the [[Qwerpline]] morning show, Jimmy-Jam's Afternoon Jams & the Prank Patrol, and the financial/dating advice show Stocks & Blondes. The station manager is Joan and the station engineer is Gus. The station can also be picked up in Lesser Miami, but not Jewelsburg; the antenna does not reach that far.

The broadcast studio had to be closed and decontaminated after Raphael Crinklestouf's visit in Episode 3. In Episode 17 [[Derek the Intern|Derek]] deposited the deed to the QWRP FM broadcast office into Nsburg's annual property lottery.

==Vehicles==
* Mobile broadcast van: The mobile broadcast van is a 1986 GMC Vandura painted white, although if you look closely you can still see the wizard airbrushed on its side. It smells like ham for no discernible reason. In Episode 9 [[Derek the Intern|Derek]] knocked the broadcast antennas off the van trying to take it through the car wash, but by Episode 13 it had been repaired.
* Traffic Qwopter: A helicopter (theoretically) used to report traffic.
* Fanboat: Runs on fry oil. Piloted by Richter in Episode 3 when the Qwopter was grounded due to lack of fuel.
* Prank Tank: Belongs to Jimmy-Jam's Afternoon Jams & the Prank Patrol, who drove it in the Nsburg Chamber of Commerce parade in Episode 13. The Prank Tank is a modified Panzer IV with a t-shirt cannon retrofitted into the barrel.

Secret Pipesmen

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The Secret Pipesmen are a not-terribly-secret society in the town of Nsburg. According to Alex in Episode 1, they mostly "get loaded on weekends and take care of the highways." They have recruiting posters up in the Town Hall (both of them). Ralph from the Geological Society seems to be the Pipesmen's spokesperson, or at least its most polite member.

The Secret Pipesmen have been attempting to build a light rail project in Therpston County for the past 18 years, although nobody knows about it because it's a secret. Each election year the society coordinates a protest ballot initiative wherein all members write in votes for "a train." This contributed to the accidental election of Alex (radio nickname "A-Train") to the position of Therpston County Aldersm'n. After Alex's election the Pipesmen called for his impeachment on the grounds that their votes shouldn't have been counted in his favor, and that instead they should get to build their train. Secret Pipesmen member Richard "Dick" Therpston III led the campaign for Alex's impeachment; likely because, as Richard Therpston's grandson, he believes the position of aldersm'n is his by rights. The Pipesmen were eventually convinced to call off the impeachment campaign and instead lobby Alex for the project. Said lobbying has included (secretly) purchasing property throughout Nsburg, sending their (secret) demolition brigade to begin blasting for construction, and building a papier mâché train for their (secret) March Marchness parade float. Alex has already vetoed the project despite their efforts, but the Pipesmen seem disinclined to take "no" for an answer.

===Trivia===
* Big G-Money once called the Pipesmen "pipefriends."
* The password to their open house is "fiduciary."
* Currently engaged in a high-stakes spite-building war with Happy Gunderson