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Criminals & Lawyers

2012-01-24T09:31:28Z

JackSlack: /* Hatistics */

What we can learn from this is that Kathleen should not go into law.
==Vital Statistics==
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'''Date:''' June 29, 2011

'''Appearing:''' [[Graham Stark]], [[Paul Saunders]], [[Kathleen De Vere]]

'''Editing:''' Graham Stark

==Synopsis==
*You just said "dump." Also, we can hear you, Chris.
*News Word of the Week: Nooze
*A man in Massachusetts who has been dead for 5 years gets a criminal complaint for not showing up to jury duty.
*A man in Ontario, Canada was accused of stealing a house when someone's mobile home "showed up" on his property.
*A rabbinical court in Jerusalem sentenced a dog to death by stoning.
** Graham learned a new word: rabbinical.
*A woman in Ohio sprays authorities with breast milk.
*Graham is three of the five Village People.
==Trivia==
*This episode has a Feed Dump Rejected that can be found on the LRR site, [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/943/FD-Rejected-Criminals-Lawyers here].
===Hatistics===

Hats this week retreated after last week's gains, while prescription eyewear increased.

*'''Shots with Hats''': 19.15%.
*'''Shots with Wigs''': 0.00%.
*'''Shots with Prescription Eyewear''': 72.34%.
*'''Shots with Other Eyewear''': 8.51%.
*'''Shots with Hatless''': 40.43%.

[[File:Cbc6.jpg]]

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Penalty Calls

2012-01-24T09:29:28Z

JackSlack: /* Hatistics */

Don't let conflict over weasel classification get in the way of your assault charges.
==Vital Statistics==
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'''Date:''' June 22, 2011

'''Appearing:''' [[Graham Stark]], [[Alex Steacy]], [[Matt Wiggins]]

'''Editing:''' Graham Stark

==Synopsis==
*News Word of the Week: Noose
*A man with a weasel breaks into an apartment, punches someone in the nose, and flees.
*Pet cemeteries in New York are no longer allowed to bury pet owners next to their pets.
*The highest court of the EU reprimands France for not caring for its nation's hamsters.
*Fly fishermen run out of lures at the hands of hairstylists with feathers.
*TripAdvisor lists the National Hollerin' Festival in its top 10 things to do this summer.
*Bonus! A boat named the ''Titanic 2'' takes on water and sinks in the harbor.
==Trivia==

===Hatistics===

This week largely saw a hats increase, with a slight prescription eyewear decrease.

*'''Shots with Hats''': 34.04%.
*'''Shots with Wigs''': 0.00%.
*'''Shots with Prescription Eyewear''': 55.32%.
*'''Shots with Other Eyewear''': 4.26%.
*'''Shots with Hatless''': 40.43%.

[[File:Cbc5.jpg]]

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Black Metal and Nudity

2012-01-24T09:27:59Z

JackSlack: /* Hatistics */

Because anything is up from church burning.
==Vital Statistics==
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'''Date:''' June 15, 2011

'''Appearing:''' [[Graham Stark]], [[Kathleen De Vere]], [[Paul Saunders]]

'''Editing:''' Graham Stark

==Synopsis==
*News Word of the Week: Gnus
*Norwegian diplomats are being given courses in black metal.
*Plane heading to Madrid from Frankfurt turns back after German passenger strips naked and locks himself in a bathroom.
*Spanish Man arrested after hiding in a suitcase to steal valuables from the luggage compartment of an airport shuttle.
*Shrek, New Zealands most famous sheep has died and museums are vying for his body
*Forum comment of the week: "You people are composed of congealed awesome." - Vohn_exel

==Trivia==

===Hatistics===
The [[Hatistics]] for this episode show a decrease in the number of hats used, while most values remained constant.

*'''Shots with Hats''': 6.52%.
*'''Shots with Wigs''': 0.00%.
*'''Shots with Prescription Eyewear''': 58.70%.
*'''Shots with Other Eyewear''': 4.35%.
*'''Shots with Hatless''': 34.78%.

[[File:Cbc4.jpg]]

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Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

2012-01-24T09:26:18Z

JackSlack: /* Hatistics */

Just one of the many exciting new uses for prison carrots.
==Vital Statistics==
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'''Date:''' June 8, 2011

'''Appearing:''' [[Graham Stark]], [[Kathleen De Vere]], [[Alex Steacy]]

'''Editing:''' Graham Stark

==Synopsis==
* News Word of the Week: Nørds
* Bullet proof cement alligators
* Smoking bans in New Zealand
* Kathleen calls [[Paul]] for 'Paul and Matt Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About'
* Thai turtle smuggling
* Kathleen Political Fact of the Week: Bhat is the currency of Thailand
* Public Facebook party
* Avoiding drink driving charges

==Trivia==
* This episode has a Feed Dump Rejected that can be found on the LRR site, [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/928/FD-Rejected-Smoking-Carrots-in-New-Zealand here].

===Hatistics===
[[Hatistics]] made their debut after this episode. Courtesy of JackSlack the shots were analysed and the following data became evident. Hats and Prescription eyewear were on the rise, the Hatless category fell, while wigs and Other Eyewear remained low.

'''Shots with Hats''': 44.59%.

'''Shots with Wigs''': 0.00%.

'''Shots with Prescription Eyewear''': 56.76%.

'''Shots with Other Eyewear''': 5.41%.

'''Shots with Hatless''': 32.43%.

[[File:Cbc3.jpg]]

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Smoking Carrots in New Zealand

2012-01-24T09:25:53Z

JackSlack: /* Hatistics */

Just one of the many exciting new uses for prison carrots.
==Vital Statistics==
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'''Date:''' June 8, 2011

'''Appearing:''' [[Graham Stark]], [[Kathleen De Vere]], [[Alex Steacy]]

'''Editing:''' Graham Stark

==Synopsis==
* News Word of the Week: Nørds
* Bullet proof cement alligators
* Smoking bans in New Zealand
* Kathleen calls [[Paul]] for 'Paul and Matt Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About'
* Thai turtle smuggling
* Kathleen Political Fact of the Week: Bhat is the currency of Thailand
* Public Facebook party
* Avoiding drink driving charges

==Trivia==
* This episode has a Feed Dump Rejected that can be found on the LRR site, [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/928/FD-Rejected-Smoking-Carrots-in-New-Zealand here].

===Hatistics===
[[Hatistics]] made their debut after this episode. Courtesy of JackSlack the shots were analysed and the following data became evident. Hats and Prescription eyewear were on the rise, the Hatless category fell, while wigs and Other Eyewear remained low.

'''Shots with Hats''': 44.59%.
'''Shots with Wigs''': 0.00%.
'''Shots with Prescription Eyewear''': 56.76%.
'''Shots with Other Eyewear''': 5.41%.
'''Shots with Hatless''': 32.43%.

[[File:Cbc3.jpg]]

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2012-01-24T09:23:22Z

JackSlack: The likelihood of any individual shot per episode from episodes 1-10 of Feed Dump.

The likelihood of any individual shot per episode from episodes 1-10 of Feed Dump.

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2012-01-24T09:22:37Z

JackSlack: Hat stats up to episode 10.

Hat stats up to episode 10.

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2012-01-24T09:20:13Z

JackSlack: Hat stats up to episode 9.

Hat stats up to episode 9.

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2012-01-24T09:17:22Z

JackSlack: Hat stats up to episode 8

Hat stats up to episode 8

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2012-01-24T07:54:38Z

JackSlack: Hat stats up to episode 7

Hat stats up to episode 7

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2012-01-24T07:53:09Z

JackSlack: Hat stats up to episode 6

Hat stats up to episode 6

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2012-01-24T07:52:09Z

JackSlack: uploaded a new version of "File:Cbc5.jpg": Hat stats up to episode 5

Hat stats up to episode 5

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2012-01-24T07:50:46Z

JackSlack: Hat stats up to episode 5

Hat stats up to episode 5

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2012-01-24T07:49:53Z

JackSlack: Hat stats up to episode 4

Hat stats up to episode 4

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2012-01-24T07:48:39Z

JackSlack: The hatistics up to episode 3.

The hatistics up to episode 3.

The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales

2011-09-13T04:44:26Z

JackSlack:

The news isn't always as silly as it ought to be. That's where we come in.
==Vital Statistics==
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'''Date:''' August 31, 2011

'''Appearing:''' [[Graham Stark]], [[Paul Saunders]], [[Kathleen De Vere]]

'''Editing:''' Graham Stark

==Synopsis==
*News Word of the Week: Ruse
*A small town in central Italy has decided to become a principality and start printing their own money.
*A drunken Russian woman staged erotic dances on a plane.
*Germany has set up a parking-meter-like machine in one German city in order to tax prostitutes.
*Paul and Matt have to figure out what Graham is talking about.
**A man boarding a plane was stopped because he had several nylon bags in his trousers filled with what?
*People reported a clown driving a stolen golf cart.
*Paul and Kathleen dress like Vikings. It works better this time.
==Trivia==
===Hatistics===
It was on this episode that the fateful haturation point was reached. 50% of all shots contained hats.

Shots with Hats: 50.00%.

Shots with Wigs: 6.25%.

Shots with Prescription Eyewear: 67.19%.

Shots with Other Eyewear: 0.00%.

Shots with Hatless: 28.13%.

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Hatistics

2011-09-13T04:29:40Z

JackSlack:

Hatistics are a fan joke related to [[Feed Dump]] and are the amusing creation of forum members Duckay and Vigafre (who coined the concept and the term 'haturation' respectively). The joke was picked up by forum member JackSlack, who now creates graphs based on the joke. They measure the number of shots a [[Feed Dump]] episode has hats and other headwear.

==Categories==
The values for each category is given as a percentage of the number of shots each episode has with that type of headwear. It should be noted that the values won't add up to 100%, because occasionally there are shots with both hats and eyewear.
===Hats===
Hats cover any general type of hat, but does not include wigs. If hats comprise more than 50% of shots, it is considered a 'haturation'. This has so far only occurred once, in [[The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales]].
===Wigs===
Wigs cover headgear that is used to portray hair.
===Prescription Eyewear===
This category only included glasses that crew members wear to correct eyesight. Monocles used a prop count under Non-Prescription Eyewear.
===Non-Prescription Eyewear===
Also known as "Other Eyewear", this category includes any eyewear that crew members have not been prescribed. This includes sunglasses and monocles.

===Hatless===
This category includes shots with none of the above being worn.

==Current Hatistics==
[[File:Hatistics.jpg]]

This is the current hatistic graph as of [[Two-Foot Earspan]].

==Archive of Hatistics==
This is the list of past Hatistic values.
{| class="sortable wikitable"
|-
! Number
! Episode Name
! Hats
! Wigs
! Hatless
! Prescription Eyewear
! Other Eyewear
|-
| 01
| [[Tigers and Sheep]]
| 5.77%
| 3.85%
| 46.15%
| 36.54%
| 13.46%
|-
| 02
| [[Mullet Bandit and the Blondes]]
| 13.73%
| 5.88%
| 68.63%
| 15.69%
| 9.80%
|-
| 03
| [[Smoking Carrots in New Zealand]]
| 44.59%
| 0.00%
| 32.43%
| 56.76%
| 5.41%
|-
| 04
| [[Black Metal and Nudity]]
| 6.52%
| 0.00%
| 34.78%
| 58.7%
| 4.35%
|-
| 05
| [[Penalty Calls]]
| 34.04%
| 0.00%
| 40.43%
| 55.32%
| 4.26%
|-
| 06
| [[Criminals & Lawyers]]
| 19.15%
| 0.00%
| 40.43%
| 72.34%
| 8.51%
|-
| 07
| [[Lemon Flavored Goodness]]
| 10.64%
| 0.00%
| 27.66%
| 91.49%
| 4.26%
|-
| 08
| [[Magnet Boy & Fat Baby]]
| 30.19%
| 0.00%
| 30.19%
| 41.51%
| 1.89%
|-
| 09
| [[Drugged Food in the 90s]]
| 15.25%
| 6.78%
| 35.59%
| 54.24%
| 8.47%
|-
| 10
| [[Korea & Russia & Chechnya, Oh My!]]
| 10.42%
| 0.00%
| 50.00%
| 39.58%
| 0.00%
|-
| 11
| [[Sinkhole Pronounced Dead]]
| 13.04%
| 0.00%
| 26.09%
| 71.74%
| 0.00%
|-
| 12
| [[Some of THESE Truck-Nuts]]
| 6.06%
| 1.52%
| 53.03%
| 34.85%
| 13.64%
|-
| 13
| [[Bears and Wine]]
| 10.53%
| 0.00%
| 56.14%
| 40.35%
| 3.51%
|-
| 14
| [[Kebabs, Cabybaras and Cows]]
| 10.45%
| 8.96%
| 49.25%
| 37.31%
| 2.99%
|-
| 15
| [[The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales]]
| 50.00%
| 6.25%
| 28.13%
| 67.19%
| 0.00%
|-
| 16
| [[Two-Foot Earspan]]
| 21.43%
| 0.00%
| 40.48%
| 54.76%
| 0.00%
|}

Morgan vanHumbeck

2011-06-05T07:35:24Z

JackSlack: Morgan is now a contributor rather than crew.

{{CrewInfobox
|Name=Morgan vanHumbeck
|Picture=Morgan.jpg
|PicDesc=Morgan's About Page Picture
|DOB=?
|Duties=Actor
|FirstVideo=Ways to Eat Fries
|RecurringCharacters=Small Time Thief, Bojangles, Andrew Shepard, Ice Tray, KillahByte
|Family=One half-brother.
|Twitter=None.
|Website=None.
|
}}

'''Morgan vanHumbeck''' is a former LRR crewmember and current contributor. He vows never to get married and has stated that his right arm is noticeably larger than his left due to...private hobbies. During [[LoadingReadyLIVE!]] he forgot to wear his boxers and so contributed both full nudity and helicoptering behind the stage. He has one half-brother according to the [[January 17 2007 LRRcast|January 17th 2007 LRRcast]] and is usually addicted to DotA to some degree or another.

Morgan sleeps with so many women he must be gay. He is on record, on the August 15, 2007 LRRcast, that if Ryan Reynolds was gay, he would "turn myself gay right now" and seek him out.

He was the unwitting 'victim' of a humorous internet Photoshop campaign dedicated to depicting him in various movie posters/iconic images and Chuck Norris-esque 'facts'. These may be found [http://www.loadingreadyrun.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=1159 ''here''], on the LRR Forums.

Morgan was previously responsible for [[The Whatever Thing]]. He wrote, appeared in, filmed and edited these short videos. However Morgan is lazy so [[Graham]] gave up trying to get him to do The Whatever Thing.

In the LRRCast for September 26, 2007, Morgan said "I love teh cocks".

For much of the 6th season, Morgan was traveling through the USA in order to see more of the world. During this time he acquired an eyebrow piercing, misplaced porn at someone's house, and slept on the couches of many LRR fans.

Morgan has been a driver for each [[Desert Bus for Hope]]. He was one of only two drivers who didn't crash during [[Desert Bus for Hope 4]] (the other being [[Jer]]).

[[Morgan vanHumbeck Filmography]]

==External links==
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3314321/ Morgan vanHumbreck at IMDB.com]

[[Category:Crew]]

Creepy Doll

2011-01-07T07:47:02Z

JackSlack: Including further details on Creepy Doll #31

The Creepy Doll is a popular, cute and disturbing doll that occurs repeatedly LRR videos starting in Season Seven onward.

{| align="right"
| [[Image:TheLittlestReaper.jpg|300px|thumb|The Littlest Reaper]]
|}
==Origins==

The Creepy Doll is actually a comic character called "The Littlest Reaper" - the twisted comic within a comic creation of Jane, a character in [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen's]] old comic [[Korea]]. The Littlest Reaper appeared three times, portrayed more violently each time. The idea behind The Littlest Reaper was to portray a horrible spirit of murder and torture in the most adorable way possible.

Graham was a big fan of The Littlest Reaper, so Kathleen made him a plushy version as a present in 2006. The stuffed reaper then lived happily and unremarkably with Graham until he was written [[The Arms Race|into an episode]] of [[commodoreHUSTLE]].

{| align="right"
| [[Image:CreepyDoll.jpg|300px|thumb|The Creepy Doll as he appears in "The Arms Race"]]
|}
==In LRR Canon==

The Creepy Doll is a weird and terrifying plushy with strange magical powers. The original Creepy Doll was purchased off of Craigslist by Kathleen, her reasoning being that it was cute and creepy. Graham found it terrifying, and it seemed to have magical powers to follow him around the house. Later many smaller versions appeared [[Trapped|during a series of events orchestrated by]] [[Matt Wiggins|Matt]] without any clear explanation to their origin. Much later on as a prank James asked Tally to create a giant Creepy Doll [[Santa Secrets|as a Christmas present]] for Graham. The giant creepy doll also appears to have magic powers, being able to move on its own and being very fond of gently stroking Graham's hair (regardless of whether he likes it or not).

[[Creepy Doll Filmography]]

==Trivia==
* Kathleen is considering doing a Littlest Reaper Mini Comic to reprise the character, based on his sudden popularity.
* After the Creepy Doll's first appearance several people expressed interest in getting their own, so Kathleen and Graham asked [[Tally Heilke|Tally]] to craft mini-reapers based on Kathleen's design. Tally slaved away, creating two prototypes and 31 creepy dolls.
* Creepy Dolls 1-30 were sold in the LoadingReadyRun store in a limited run starting on October 29th of 2010. All thirty were sold within hours of being made available.
* Creepy Doll 31 (dubbed a "special edition" as he came with a plethora of holiday-themed accessories) was auctioned off to raise money for Child's Play during [[Desert Bus for Hope 4]], selling for $1050. This doll's buyer would later back out for reasons that weren't explained, so it was again made available for purchase via a silent auction on the Desert Bus website later on, eventually selling for $1051 dollars.
* The Giant Creepy Doll reportedly took around three hours to make and was made out of a sweatshirt, and old bathrobe and an "insane" amount of stuffing. Yes, "insane" is a technical term.

==External Links==
"The Littlest Reaper" Comics in Korea:
* [http://korea.loadingreadyrun.com/archive_page.php?comicID=22 "And Jane Distracts People in Her own Special Way"]
* [http://korea.loadingreadyrun.com/archive_page.php?comicID=43 "Return of the Reaper"]
* [http://korea.loadingreadyrun.com/archive_page.php?comicID=62 "Reaping Again!"]