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=CheckPointPlus=

=Graham & Paul Let's Play=
==Dark==
*[[Graham Stark|Graham]]: "I can tell you about Sanctuary. Dude, they have twins, *twins*, working there, though the DJ doesn't know what she's doing. She's a real bitch."
::'''''Dark'''''
*''Graham begins level in a dead-end alley, facing out''
:Graham: "Where did I come in from?"
::'''''Dark'''''
*[[Paul Saunders|Paul]] (making fun of the takedown animation): "By the rules of this game I'm playing, I have to die now."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Graham: "Okay men, we're going up against dangerous vampires that have killed dozens of people, but the budget's a bit tight, so only half of you get armour."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Paul: "I don't see how that's a special power. It's just teleporting and punching a guy."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Paul: "These guys need a radio. Seriously. This is not the sort of information you should be sending over email."
:Paul (imitating soldier): "Hey, did you get that message about me advancing? GMail's been acting weird lately."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Paul: "What was your plan?"
:Graham: "I was going to punch him, but he wasn't close enough."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Graham: "Oh, food! No, wait, he's got armour."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Graham (after finishing 'Dark'): "You know what we could do for the next hour?"
:Paul: "Cry bitterly?"
::'''''Dark'''''
*Paul (after finishing Dark): "Dark can get fucked."
::'''''Dark'''''
==Beyond: Two Souls==
*Paul (looking at a cake, playing as Aiden): "I threw it on the ground!" (cake explodes)
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*Paul: "No burning?"
:Graham: "Eh, I don't think we have to kill them all."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*Paul: "So, you wanna sleep with the guy later?"
:Graham: "Yeah, sure."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*Paul: "My apologies to the people upset that we missed a thing, but I really don't care."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*''Jodie is expected to deliver a baby''
:Graham: I don't... I... Key..."
:Paul: "The CIA did NOT train me for this."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*Graham: "X to comfort!"
:Paul: "You have failed the comforting minigame. She is not comforted at all."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*''A QTE apears for Jodie to cut the umbilical cord''
:Graham: "Oh god don't fuck this up."
:Paul: "Why is cutting the cord like a God of War sequence?"
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*Paul:"It's like 'Think, Jodie, think... I know, the ghost thing that's the point of this game! I'll use that!'"
:Graham: "'I'm a genious!'"
:Paul: "'...The thing that I use to solve every single problem!'"
:Graham: "'It's brilliant!'"
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*''Jodie knocking on the door and a very handsome native american answers it''
:Jodie: "I'm so sorry to disturb you"
:Graham: "...you massive hunk of man."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''

=Beej's Backlog=
==Endless Ocean==
==Prince of Persia: Warrior Within==
*[[Brendan Dery|Beej]]: "Oh god, it begins."
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "Oh, right. The nineties."
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*''Opening cut-scene shows pirate ships''
:Beej: "So for those of you tuning in, we are playing ''Assassin's Creed: Black Flag''. The reason it looks like garbage is because I'm playing it on your least favorite video game system - you can fill in THAT blank however you like."
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "I'm totally getting this game-'''OH, JESUS!'''"
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "Do I slide to the bottom, or do I just keep humping poles?"
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "I stabbed between her legs, didn't I?"
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej (after the camera clips through an enemy): "Hey, did you guys ever want to see the ass-end of an exploding dog?"
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "You take forever to get up you dumb dick."
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "She's naked. She's not invincible."
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''

=IDDQDERP=
==Metro: Last Light==
*''[[Alex Steacy|Alex]] aiming a sniper rifle at a bad guy's head''
:Alex: "What do you think his hopes and dreams look like?"
:[[Cameron Lauder|Cam]]: "Let's have a look."
:''Boom, headshot.''
::'''''Metro: Last Light'''''
*''Cam sounding out a sign written in Russian''
:Alex: "Wait, you can read that!?"
:Cam: "Well, Cyrillic is heavily based in Greek, right?"
:Alex: "...You can read Greek?"
::'''''Metro: Last Light'''''

==Prayer Warriors: All Out for God==
*Graham: "You got the Belt of Truth!"
:Cam: "What about the socks of righteousness?"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Graham: "So this really looks like Quake, right? But like BAD Quake?"
:Alex: "This...this looks like Quake by way of Doom or Wolfenstein."
:Cam: "Yeah, this looks like not Quake; like...Heretic?"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Alex: "Are those blood drops on his pool cue!?"
:''Graham cracks up''
:Alex: "What are we even looking at?"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Cam: "It's just as good as any game a heathen would play."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Alex: "This is like "The Room" of video games."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Graham: "Pick up the scroll; it'll explain everything."
:Alex: "Will it? I suspect it will explain nothing."
:''Alex picks up the scroll''
:Alex ''*laughing*'': "Who takes drugs out of a test tube?"
:Cam: "Especially if they're carrying a MAC10?"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Cam: "This is like the game Insane Clown Posse would make."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*''Alex repeats the start of the game for the third time''
:Alex: "I am OFFENDED that I'm getting ''better'' at this game."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Graham: "Wh... Why is there a sub-ocean?!"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Alex: "I just do not know whether to shit or go blind."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Graham: "Can you get the door?"
:Alex: "Is that a door? ''Is anything real?'' Am I real?"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Alex: "OK, let's try and break the brown cube that materialized over the lava gate."
:Graham: "You say that like it's going to be so hard."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*::''STAND AGAINST THE DEVIL!'' (stage music)
::Alex: '''WE TRIED STANDING AGAINST THE DEVIL, IT DIDN'T WORK!'''
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Cam: "The only thing I can take away from this game is that there is no God"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''

==Killing Floor==
*Alex: "You can't just scream like that for no reason!"
::'''''Killing Floor'''''
*Alex: "Really? KFC chips are salty? In other news, the sky is blue."
::'''''Killing Floor'''''

==S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl==
*Alex: "♫Ride into the YOLO Zone.♫" ''(to the tune of "Danger Zone")''
:Cam: "I hate you so much."
:Alex: "I'm sorry."
:Cam: "I don't think that's true."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Cam: "What was on the other side of that door?"
:Alex: "What do you mean 'was'?"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*''Alex looting a bad guy after taking him down with a lot of ammo used''
:Alex: "This guy does not have the bullets I need."
:Cam: "Well, he has one of them, at least."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*''Alex finishes clearing out a bandit encampment''
:Cam: "How many Russians have you murdered today?"
:Alex: "None! They're all Ukrainian."
:Cam: Oh. Well, that's all right then."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Graham (off-camera): "Can you be straight murdered a little more quietly?"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*''Alex just straight up drinks two CASES of vodka. POV goes full QWOP''
:Alex: "Boy, are we ever drunk."
:Cam: "It's like I'm at PAX again."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*''Alex respawns for around the fifth time in the same section''
:Alex: "Get fucked!"
:''Alex tosses a grenade into the next room''
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: ''*deadpan*'' "Screw you, rebar."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Sidorovich (NPC): "You got the loot?"
:Alex: "Is.. is.. is that a... that a sex thing?"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "HO! They are really rushin'. Rush'''ING'''. They're not Rus... Well, they probably actually are Russian."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Speaker: ''shouting an automated message in Russian''
:Alex: "Did he say he wanted a pizza?"
:Speaker: (later) ''shouting same message''
:Alex: "He ''does'' want a pizza!"
:Speaker: (later) ''shouting same message''
:Alex: ''*annoyed*'' "You ''can't have'' a pizza."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*''Alex dies for around the sixth time in the same section''
:Alex: "That was the game's way of punishing us for abandoning 'stoppin' powah'"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Beej: "Chat's giving you shit for passing the P90."
:Alex: "Shut up. You're not better than me."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "Was that a ''Beyond Thunderdome'' reference?!"
:Beej: "Yep."
:Alex: "I don't know if I'm more offended that you made that reference or that I got it."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Beej: "You know what a catheter is?"
:Alex: "Beej, this is my stream. I don't want to hear about your stream."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Beej: "You have no idea how happy you can be to be able to pee again."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "Why is there just a pelvis? ... Like, did that guy just poop his pelvis out? That's pretty upsetting."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "That uh, for those of you who've never seen one before, is a *zombie appears* nneeenurk burnurfnurgle"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "Serge, your plan isn't working. Serge! Your plan is completely murdering me!"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Serge: "What? You're covered in cat too? What is wrong with you people?"
:Graham (off-camera): "Have you '''seen''' my cat? That's why I'm covered in fur."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Serge: "Why are there tentacles in our chest?"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "Apparently, our blind spot is directly in front of us. That's not good."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Serge: "Grenades solve everything."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "Welcome to S.T.A.L.K.E.R.! Is that a rock?!"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "It's some sort of weird mystery gun."
:Serge: "Does it take bullets?"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: ''*scared by monster*'' "Hold me, Serge."
:Serge: "You're covered in cat, or else I would."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''

==Payday 2: The Heist==
*Alex: "Apparently, I loaded my gun with chewing gum this morning."
::'''''Payday 2: The Heist'''''
*AeroCmdr: "I'm throwing a grenade."
:Alex: "Where, '''where''' are you throwing a grenade? That's relevant information."
::'''''Payday 2: The Heist'''''
*''Shielded police appears from around the corner''
:Alex: "'''Oh no!''' What a bad time to have a" ''*gets shot down*'' "erburgermorglefurdle..."
::'''''Payday 2: The Heist'''''
*Alex: "Oh, shit a dick nose!"
:AeroCmdr: "Shit a dick nose?"
:Alex: "Yes. Did I stutter or something?"
::'''''Payday 2: The Heist'''''

==Half Life 2: SMOD==
*Alex: "You can't eat pelvises in this mod? Immersion ruined!"
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Alex: "Did that helicopter just throw bones at us?"
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Alex: "At the risk of crashing the game..."
:''Activates bullet time''
:''Game crashes''
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Alex: "I think there's another sniper...♫"
:''Dies''
:Alex: ಠ_ಠ
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*''Tosses Antlion Guard up on to platform, where it mauls a Combine soldier''
:Alex: DEAL WITH IT!
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*''Charges weapon''
:Alex: "KA-ME-HA-MEopps"
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Alex: "I'll eat your invisible meat!"
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*''Shoots a chair at an enemy''
:Alex: "We've decided to appoint you the chair."/"Have a seat."
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Alex: "No, no, we'll do this properly."
:''Pulls out shovel and destroys everything in sight''
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*''Alex turns a corner and a fast zombie charges at him''
:Alex: "Fuck yo' couch!"
:''Launches couch at zombie''
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Rebel: "We're looking to join you Dr. Freeman."
:Alex: ''throws exploding banana at her''
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*''Destroys wardrobe with shovel''
:Alex: "Take this, Aslan!"
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
==Dishonored==
*Alex: "If Deadpool was committed to not killing people, he would be Good Guy Corvo."
::'''''Dishonored'''''
*Alex: "Good Guy Corvo apologizes."
::'''''Dishonored'''''
*''After twice shooting a guard with a tranquilizer dart only to find him in a pool of blood''
:Alex: "Did he fall on his sword? Or is this guy just a hemophiliac?!"
::'''''Dishonored'''''
*Alex: "Oh shit! Why did he explode?!"
::'''''Dishonored'''''

=The Book of Passwords=
==Metal Gear 2==
*Graham: "Capture card? Capture card!"
::'''''Metal Gear 2'''''
*[[Jer]]: "The cheetah has lost to a snake?"
:Graham: "Well, if the cheetah runs into a mine..."
::'''''Metal Gear 2'''''
*Graham: "When you get to Big Boss, can you ask him why he has random children just littering his facility?"
:Jer: "There was talk of war orphans at some point..."
:Graham: "It's pronounced 'Warphans'."
::'''''Metal Gear 2'''''
==Marathon==
*[[Ian Horner|Ian]] to Jer: "I am very sorry for fisting you as hard as I can."
::'''''Marathon'''''
*Jer: "I want to find out what this is." ''*turns corner*'' "It's a barrel."
::'''''Marathon'''''
==Castlevania: Rondo of Blood==
*Graham: "That bat has a '''sword'''. ''Why'' does that bat have a '''''sword'''''?"
::'''''Castlevania: Rondo of Blood'''''
*Graham: "You can ''Moonwalk''? You... can... '''''Moonwalk'''''?"
::'''''Castlevania: Rondo of Blood'''''
*Graham: "Dracula has harpies in his clock tower his whole life. 'I'm sorry, but you've got a case of harpies.'"
::'''''Castlevania: Rondo of Blood'''''
*Jer: "I'm sorry. I cannot talk and speak at the same time."
::'''''Castlevania: Rondo of Blood'''''
*Graham: "Jer, I will tell you when you have big balls."
::'''''Castlevania: Rondo of Blood'''''

=Kathleen Saves the World=
==Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne==
*[[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]]: "EFF! EFF! EFF!"
::'''''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'''''
*Kathleen: "Get fucked Dante! [...] What a shitbag."
::'''''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'''''
*Kathleen: "Thanks for destroying the world, ass-hat!"
::'''''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'''''
*Kathleen: ''*sweetly*'' "Awwww... Thank you... Go fuck yourself."
::'''''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'''''
*Kathleen: "I'm so mad. My face hurts from snarling."
::'''''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'''''

=A Swiftly Tilting Cameron=
''Main Article: [[A Swiftly Tilting Cameron]]''
==XCOM: Enemy Within==
*Cam: "Would you look at that mustache? That must be the most handsome man in XCOM."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Who wants to buy a bullet-ridden corpse? Come on - we took out the important bits and replaced them with holes!" [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/b/495567848 Video] at 2:23:34
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Pardonfuck?"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Here, I've got something I need you to hold; it's called 'lots of bullets'." [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/b/495567848 Video] at 2:34:01
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "♫Napalm sticks to little children; all the children of the world♫"
:''(to the tune of "Jesus Loves the Little Children")'' [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/b/495567848 Video] at 2:03:50
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I'm sure the inquiry will say he was killed by Martians."
:''After accidentally killing a civilian'' [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/b/495567848 Video] at 2:32:47
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "That was a reasonably good turn." ''*takes a drink of his beverage*''
:''As he's saying this, a Chrysalid he thought was dead bursts through the door''
:Cam: ''*nearly chokes on drink*'' "Hi!"
:''Chrysalid chows down on Bill DaCat''
:Cam: "Awww... You were important." [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/b/495567848 Video] at 2:34:46
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "We died as we lived; making the wrong choice."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Put on your damn helmet, rookie!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within''''' (repeatedly)
*Cam: "Even though it's in Edmonton"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "♫I don't want to set your van on fire... I just want start a flame in your *PSHEW!*♫"
:''(to the tune of "I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire")''
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "You: Please replace that man's internal organs with holes." ''*fires*'' "Thank you."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "The Moonbase is mine now."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I hate you all and wish you were dead. Luckily, I'll get my wish."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I found a pie in the fridge, and I'm gonna eat it, and deal with the consequences. But, I need pie right now."
::After stealing pie from the Moonbase fridge during a particularly bad stream of '''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I have seriously chewed through every woman who watches this show."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Please report to Doctor Vahlen to have your legs amputated."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Alex: "What's that green thing? Is that a man?"
:Cam: "Um..."
:Alex: "''Was'' it a man?"
:Cam: "Don't worry about it."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "We're almost definitely going to be tripping a group up here soon."
:Alex: "Wait? The pigeons?"
:Cam: "No, the pigeons are just hanging out."
:Alex: "I bet they're aliens."
:Cam: "Don't you hate on pigeons! You son of a bitch!"
:Alex: "I hate on ''alien'' pigeons."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Squaddie Devin Kerr: "Enemy spotted!"
:Alex and Cam: "D'oh!"
:Alex: "That's a lot of... man-zorrs..."
:Cam: "Eh... They'll be fine."
:Alex: "... running like purple monkeys inside."
:Cam: "..." ''*smiles*'' Odd... OK..."
:Alex: "Well..."
:Cam: "Um..."
:Alex: "They look like purple monkeys."
:Cam: ''*mock offended*'' "'''Racist!'''"
:Alex: "That's...!" ''*throws hands in air*'' "Sure!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Alex: "I assume you only have one rocket per round. Right?"
:Cam: "Yeah."
:Alex: "That sucks, but it's reasonable, 'cause rockets don't grow on trees."
:Cam: "They definitely do not."
:Alex: "I don't think I wanna visit that tree, if there was..."
:Cam: "Yeah, no. The Rocket Tree?"
:Alex: ''*laughs*''
:Cam: "The Rocket Tree is..."
:Alex: "Rocketry. Amateur Rocketry. It's like, we're going to pick some today, and you're going to be '''''REEEEEEALLY''''' careful."
:Cam: "Agreed."
:Alex: "Turns out turn-over in this job is very high... Just like the bloody chunks."
:Cam: "Welcome to the Rocketry Orchard!"
:''(...)''
:Cam: "The Rocket Tree, with the Farmer Von Braun."
:Alex: ''*laughs*''
:Cam: "Watch out for Old Man Von Braun."
:Alex: ''*bad German accent*'' "'[http://youtu.be/TjDEsGZLbio?t=1m9s Vonce the rockets are up, who cares vhere they come down? That's not my department,' says Wernher Von Braun]."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Aww, Dr. Vahlen, did someone take away one of your toys? File a complaint with HR."
:''After destroying a Meld canister''
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Alex: "What's that vortex?"
:Cam: "That's where Mexico used to be."
:Alex: "*Used* to be?"
:Cam: "Don't worry about it."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I'm glad this version of the Earth is doomed."
:Alex: "This doomed world-line."
:Cam "Yep. Every saved game that we pave results in the extinction of humans on that world, and by that point, I'm pretty happy. I could just sit here all night paving saved games and thinking: Seven billion, fourteen billion, twenty-one billion..."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "How is everyone this week? Doing well? Alright. Let's get y'all shot."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Six turns? If there's anything left moving on this map in six turns, I'm going to be disappointed."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "That's the third time today she's been strangled. She's basically Cheryl from Archer."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Our only other option is... well. Hm. That ''was'' our good option."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I never thought I'd be able to kill this many people in my life. Thank you, everyone."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "You. Rectify your earlier mistake."
:''Soldier blows sectoid away''
:Cam: "Adequate."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I want to missile you so hard."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Oh yeah, who's getting ''real food'' when we get back to base? (Asterisk.)"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I'd like to think my office would have bookshelves. Pillows. A eunuch with a palm frond. You know, the essentials."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: ''*opens door, tripping a group of sectoids*'' "Hi! Candygram!" ''*tosses a grenade*''
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "If you want to see the end-game content, there's a really easy way to do that."
:Lars: "Play on easy like I did?"
:Cam: "...true."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Oh for fucking out loud."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: ''*after getting distracted by amusing rookie names*'' "Where was I going with this? I was definitely thinking words."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: [http://i.imgur.com/4xOqjDg.gif "...giant floppy donkey dicks..."]
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Oh, a new subscriber! freelance108, welcome to A Swiftly Tilting Cameron, be sure to add your name to the list so I can get you killed."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Attention aliens."
:''*fires rocket*''
:Cam: "Get wrecked."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Now, this assault guy should be able to-"
:''*soldier annihilated*''
:Cam: "...oh shit!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Let's get... Theatrical"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: ''*dismissing low-ranked soldiers in his home game*'' "Your contribution to Earth's defense has been noted. Thank you, come again."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: *After alien leader mentions something about power being in his grasp* "I'll put something in your grasp. No, wait, what?"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Welcome to Urf."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*game crashes during final cut-scene*''
:Cam: ''*headdesk*''
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*game crashes again, fails to give achievement*''
:Cam: "Oh for titting fuck shit! Ball chunder!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*game crashes a third time, fails to give achievement*''
:Cam: "NO, YOU SON OF A... I'll KILL YOU! I! WILL! KILL! YOU!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*final boss keeps reflecting attacks*''
:Cam: "Dear mother-fucker: Get wrecked."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*Cam tries to skip the final cut-scene*''
:Cam: "Bypass all the encryptions!"
:''*Windows home screen appears*''
:Cam: "No, not like that!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam ''(shakily, after the third CTD)'': "When they said... 'Impossible'... I didn't think they actually meant..."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''

==Theif: The Dark Project==
*''*Cam turns a corner and runs straight into two guards*''
:Cam: "...bother."
::'''''Theif: The Dark Project'''''
*Cam: "Hold still, I'm trying to sock you!"
::'''''Theif: The Dark Project'''''

=Video Games with Video James=
==Minecraft==
*James: ''*checking stream on the phone to check video quality*'' "Oh my God, '''move''', me from the past!"
::'''''MineCraft'''''

=LRRMTG=
*Graham: "Kathleen's at the gym, but she's coming back when she's done on the elliptical... which is just her reading ''The Economist''."
::'''''Magic: the Gathering Online'''''

=House of Stark=
==Resident Evil 6==
*Graham: "You just straight up killed the president, you DINK!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Friend balloon! Nooo!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Because God forbid I move A CHAIR."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Who keeps giving you a shotgun?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''Graham shooting Rasklapanjes in a toilet''
:Graham: "Alright, I am never going to the toilet in China, ever again."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "If a person gets hit by a bus, the bus is winning."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "It's a good thing we're on the express; you don't find this much ammo on the local."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''Graham facepalms''
:Graham: "When did this become a Rom-Com?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*[[Maya Kramer|Maya]]: "He's eating them and making himself stronger! Because zombies are additive!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "That's what you're going to say, 'He just doesn't quit', as opposed to 'WHAT THE MOTHERING SHIT WAS THAT?!'"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Ha! Screw your bonsai tree!"
:Maya: "I spent so many years growing that tree!"
:Graham:" Yeah? Well, now an American is here to save from it."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "That is no longer Marco, that is a swarm of- what in the hell?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Only the finest Dim-Sum restaurants serve grenade launcher ammo with the meal."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Dix, I know this isn't your branch of the military, but do aircraft carriers usually have vats of lava?"
:Dix (in chat): "UH WHAT"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Chris Vs. Leon! Who will win? Nobody cares."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''Recurring:''
:Graham: "SHOOT {Him/Her}!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Why aren't they talking in Chinese? Why are they using racist movie Chinese?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: ''*pushes enemy over rail*'' "Have a nice trip... See you next... eat my ass."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Oh no! I hate the testicle wasps!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "I mean come back, I guess? I don't really wish to associate with you further, but I think that's part of my mission."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Chris, level with me: how much have you had to drink today? Seriously?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''As a three-story zombie appears''
:Graham: "Uhm... question. Ya'll see that, right? I haven't had too much peanut sauce?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "J'avooooo...come out to plaaaaaayyyyy..."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Bruce Willis is, Jake Kickpunch in, 'Die Hard: Live Free, or Fuck Off'"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: ''*sees an icon on a corpse*'' "Can I ''vault'' that?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: ''*shoots zombies off a ladder one by one*'' "This is my new favorite thing!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "I don't like these guys. They're ''weird'' and... weird."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Oh! It's a cutscene. We're fine."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "35... money... for this textured pile?! Amazing!"
:''(later)''
:Graham: "35 money is an amount! These are on sale for 15!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''*Graham sniping zombies*''
:Graham: "Hey lady."
:''*gunshot*''
:Graham: "Hey dude."
:''*gunshot*''
:Graham: "Hey other lady."
:''*gunshot*''
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''

==Minecraft==
=Let's Nope=
==Outlast==
*Graham (explaining why the stream went down): "The software, and I believe this is the technical term, shit its ass inside-out."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*Graham: "I expected worse."
:Alex: "Worse than getting your fingers cut off by a fucking toilet knife!?"
:Graham: "Toilet scissors, please."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*Graham: "Uh...what? LRRBot subscribed? Skynet, thank you for subscribing!"
::'''''Outlast'''''
*''Alex hides in a locker''
:Cam: "Canned meat."
:Alex: "Thanks Cam."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*Graham: "The laundry chute needs three fuses."
:Alex: "Three!?"
:Kathleen: "Get fucked!"
:Alex: "Fffffffffffffff"
::'''''Outlast'''''
*Alex: "He hasn't spaghetted us yet."
:Graham: "He's sphagetting right for you."
:Alex: "He can sphagett fucked."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*''Alex opens door to find an ice tunnel''
:Kathleen: "We're in a Bond lair."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*''"Crumple Wiltskin" gets owned by the Walrider''
:Alex (raises camera): "I'm YouTubing this shit!"
::'''''Outlast''''
*''Alex finds a severed head in a jar''
:Graham (muffled): "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my least-favourite jar on the Citadel."
::'''''Outlast''''
*''Game displays "New objective: Get out."''
:Alex: "What do you mean *new* objective!?"
::'''''Outlast''''

=Crossing the Streams=

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=CheckPointPlus=

=Graham & Paul Let's Play=
==Dark==
*[[Graham Stark|Graham]]: "I can tell you about Sanctuary. Dude, they have twins, *twins*, working there, though the DJ doesn't know what she's doing. She's a real bitch."
::'''''Dark'''''
*''Graham begins level in a dead-end alley, facing out''
:Graham: "Where did I come in from?"
::'''''Dark'''''
*[[Paul Saunders|Paul]] (making fun of the takedown animation): "By the rules of this game I'm playing, I have to die now."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Graham: "Okay men, we're going up against dangerous vampires that have killed dozens of people, but the budget's a bit tight, so only half of you get armour."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Paul: "I don't see how that's a special power. It's just teleporting and punching a guy."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Paul: "These guys need a radio. Seriously. This is not the sort of information you should be sending over email."
:Paul (imitating soldier): "Hey, did you get that message about me advancing? GMail's been acting weird lately."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Paul: "What was your plan?"
:Graham: "I was going to punch him, but he wasn't close enough."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Graham: "Oh, food! No, wait, he's got armour."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Graham (after finishing 'Dark'): "You know what we could do for the next hour?"
:Paul: "Cry bitterly?"
::'''''Dark'''''
*Paul (after finishing Dark): "Dark can get fucked."
::'''''Dark'''''
==Beyond: Two Souls==
*Paul (looking at a cake, playing as Aiden): "I threw it on the ground!" (cake explodes)
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*Paul: "No burning?"
:Graham: "Eh, I don't think we have to kill them all."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*Paul: "So, you wanna sleep with the guy later?"
:Graham: "Yeah, sure."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*Paul: "My apologies to the people upset that we missed a thing, but I really don't care."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*''Jodie is expected to deliver a baby''
:Graham: I don't... I... Key..."
:Paul: "The CIA did NOT train me for this."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*Graham: "X to comfort!"
:Paul: "You have failed the comforting minigame. She is not comforted at all."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*''A QTE apears for Jodie to cut the umbilical cord''
:Graham: "Oh god don't fuck this up."
:Paul: "Why is cutting the cord like a God of War sequence?"
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*Paul:"It's like 'Think, Jodie, think... I know, the ghost thing that's the point of this game! I'll use that!'"
:Graham: "'I'm a genious!'"
:Paul: "'...The thing that I use to solve every single problem!'"
:Graham: "'It's brilliant!'"
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*''Jodie knocking on the door and a very handsome native american answers it''
:Jodie: "I'm so sorry to disturb you"
:Graham: "...you massive hunk of man."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''

=Beej's Backlog=
==Endless Ocean==
==Prince of Persia: Warrior Within==
*[[Brendan Dery|Beej]]: "Oh god, it begins."
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "Oh, right. The nineties."
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*''Opening cut-scene shows pirate ships''
:Beej: "So for those of you tuning in, we are playing ''Assassin's Creed: Black Flag''. The reason it looks like garbage is because I'm playing it on your least favorite video game system - you can fill in THAT blank however you like."
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "I'm totally getting this game-'''OH, JESUS!'''"
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "Do I slide to the bottom, or do I just keep humping poles?"
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "I stabbed between her legs, didn't I?"
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej (after the camera clips through an enemy): "Hey, did you guys ever want to see the ass-end of an exploding dog?"
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "You take forever to get up you dumb dick."
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "She's naked. She's not invincible."
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''

=IDDQDERP=
==Metro: Last Light==
*''[[Alex Steacy|Alex]] aiming a sniper rifle at a bad guy's head''
:Alex: "What do you think his hopes and dreams look like?"
:[[Cameron Lauder|Cam]]: "Let's have a look."
:''Boom, headshot.''
::'''''Metro: Last Light'''''
*''Cam sounding out a sign written in Russian''
:Alex: "Wait, you can read that!?"
:Cam: "Well, Cyrillic is heavily based in Greek, right?"
:Alex: "...You can read Greek?"
::'''''Metro: Last Light'''''

==Prayer Warriors: All Out for God==
*Graham: "You got the Belt of Truth!"
:Cam: "What about the socks of righteousness?"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Graham: "So this really looks like Quake, right? But like BAD Quake?"
:Alex: "This...this looks like Quake by way of Doom or Wolfenstein."
:Cam: "Yeah, this looks like not Quake; like...Heretic?"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Alex: "Are those blood drops on his pool cue!?"
:''Graham cracks up''
:Alex: "What are we even looking at?"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Cam: "It's just as good as any game a heathen would play."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Alex: "This is like "The Room" of video games."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Graham: "Pick up the scroll; it'll explain everything."
:Alex: "Will it? I suspect it will explain nothing."
:''Alex picks up the scroll''
:Alex ''*laughing*'': "Who takes drugs out of a test tube?"
:Cam: "Especially if they're carrying a MAC10?"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Cam: "This is like the game Insane Clown Posse would make."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*''Alex repeats the start of the game for the third time''
:Alex: "I am OFFENDED that I'm getting ''better'' at this game."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Graham: "Wh... Why is there a sub-ocean?!"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Alex: "I just do not know whether to shit or go blind."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Graham: "Can you get the door?"
:Alex: "Is that a door? ''Is anything real?'' Am I real?"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Alex: "OK, let's try and break the brown cube that materialized over the lava gate."
:Graham: "You say that like it's going to be so hard."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*::''STAND AGAINST THE DEVIL!'' (stage music)
::Alex: '''WE TRIED STANDING AGAINST THE DEVIL, IT DIDN'T WORK!'''
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Cam: "The only thing I can take away from this game is that there is no God"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''

==Killing Floor==
*Alex: "You can't just scream like that for no reason!"
::'''''Killing Floor'''''
*Alex: "Really? KFC chips are salty? In other news, the sky is blue."
::'''''Killing Floor'''''

==S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl==
*Alex: "♫Ride into the YOLO Zone.♫" ''(to the tune of "Danger Zone")''
:Cam: "I hate you so much."
:Alex: "I'm sorry."
:Cam: "I don't think that's true."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Cam: "What was on the other side of that door?"
:Alex: "What do you mean 'was'?"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*''Alex looting a bad guy after taking him down with a lot of ammo used''
:Alex: "This guy does not have the bullets I need."
:Cam: "Well, he has one of them, at least."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*''Alex finishes clearing out a bandit encampment''
:Cam: "How many Russians have you murdered today?"
:Alex: "None! They're all Ukrainian."
:Cam: Oh. Well, that's all right then."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Graham (off-camera): "Can you be straight murdered a little more quietly?"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*''Alex just straight up drinks two CASES of vodka. POV goes full QWOP''
:Alex: "Boy, are we ever drunk."
:Cam: "It's like I'm at PAX again."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*''Alex respawns for around the fifth time in the same section''
:Alex: "Get fucked!"
:''Alex tosses a grenade into the next room''
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: ''*deadpan*'' "Screw you, rebar."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Sidorovich (NPC): "You got the loot?"
:Alex: "Is.. is.. is that a... that a sex thing?"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "HO! They are really rushin'. Rush'''ING'''. They're not Rus... Well, they probably actually are Russian."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Speaker: ''shouting an automated message in Russian''
:Alex: "Did he say he wanted a pizza?"
:Speaker: (later) ''shouting same message''
:Alex: "He ''does'' want a pizza!"
:Speaker: (later) ''shouting same message''
:Alex: ''*annoyed*'' "You ''can't have'' a pizza."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*''Alex dies for around the sixth time in the same section''
:Alex: "That was the game's way of punishing us for abandoning 'stoppin' powah'"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Beej: "Chat's giving you shit for passing the P90."
:Alex: "Shut up. You're not better than me."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "Was that a ''Beyond Thunderdome'' reference?!"
:Beej: "Yep."
:Alex: "I don't know if I'm more offended that you made that reference or that I got it."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Beej: "You know what a catheter is?"
:Alex: "Beej, this is my stream. I don't want to hear about your stream."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Beej: "You have no idea how happy you can be to be able to pee again."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "Why is there just a pelvis? ... Like, did that guy just poop his pelvis out? That's pretty upsetting."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "That uh, for those of you who've never seen one before, is a *zombie appears* nneeenurk burnurfnurgle"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "Serge, your plan isn't working. Serge! Your plan is completely murdering me!"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Serge: "What? You're covered in cat too? What is wrong with you people?"
:Graham (off-camera): "Have you '''seen''' my cat? That's why I'm covered in fur."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Serge: "Why are there tentacles in our chest?"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "Apparently, our blind spot is directly in front of us. That's not good."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Serge: "Grenades solve everything."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "Welcome to S.T.A.L.K.E.R.! Is that a rock?!"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "It's some sort of weird mystery gun."
:Serge: "Does it take bullets?"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: ''*scared by monster*'' "Hold me, Serge."
:Serge: "You're covered in cat, or else I would."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''

==Payday 2: The Heist==
*Alex: "Apparently, I loaded my gun with chewing gum this morning."
::'''''Payday 2: The Heist'''''
*AeroCmdr: "I'm throwing a grenade."
:Alex: "Where, '''where''' are you throwing a grenade? That's relevant information."
::'''''Payday 2: The Heist'''''
*''Shielded police appears from around the corner''
:Alex: "'''Oh no!''' What a bad time to have a" ''*gets shot down*'' "erburgermorglefurdle..."
::'''''Payday 2: The Heist'''''
*Alex: "Oh, shit a dick nose!"
:AeroCmdr: "Shit a dick nose?"
:Alex: "Yes. Did I stutter or something?"
::'''''Payday 2: The Heist'''''

==Half Life 2: SMOD==
*Alex: "You can't eat pelvises in this mod? Immersion ruined!"
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Alex: "Did that helicopter just throw bones at us?"
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Alex: "At the risk of crashing the game..."
:''Activates bullet time''
:''Game crashes''
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Alex: "I think there's another sniper...♫"
:''Dies''
:Alex: ಠ_ಠ
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*''Tosses Antlion Guard up on to platform, where it mauls a Combine soldier''
:Alex: DEAL WITH IT!
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*''Charges weapon''
:Alex: "KA-ME-HA-MEopps"
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Alex: "I'll eat your invisible meat!"
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*''Shoots a chair at an enemy''
:Alex: "We've decided to appoint you the chair."/"Have a seat."
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Alex: "No, no, we'll do this properly."
:''Pulls out shovel and destroys everything in sight''
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*''Alex turns a corner and a fast zombie charges at him''
:Alex: "Fuck yo' couch!"
:''Launches couch at zombie''
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Rebel: "We're looking to join you Dr. Freeman."
:Alex: ''throws exploding banana at her''
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*''Destroys wardrobe with shovel''
:Alex: "Take this, Aslan!"
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
==Dishonored==
*Alex: "If Deadpool was committed to not killing people, he would be Good Guy Corvo."
::'''''Dishonored'''''
*Alex: "Good Guy Corvo apologizes."
::'''''Dishonored'''''
*''After twice shooting a guard with a tranquilizer dart only to find him in a pool of blood''
:Alex: "Did he fall on his sword? Or is this guy just a hemophiliac?!"
::'''''Dishonored'''''
*Alex: "Oh shit! Why did he explode?!"
::'''''Dishonored'''''

=The Book of Passwords=
==Metal Gear 2==
*Graham: "Capture card? Capture card!"
::'''''Metal Gear 2'''''
*[[Jer]]: "The cheetah has lost to a snake?"
:Graham: "Well, if the cheetah runs into a mine..."
::'''''Metal Gear 2'''''
*Graham: "When you get to Big Boss, can you ask him why he has random children just littering his facility?"
:Jer: "There was talk of war orphans at some point..."
:Graham: "It's pronounced 'Warphans'."
::'''''Metal Gear 2'''''
==Marathon==
*[[Ian Horner|Ian]] to Jer: "I am very sorry for fisting you as hard as I can."
::'''''Marathon'''''
*Jer: "I want to find out what this is." ''*turns corner*'' "It's a barrel."
::'''''Marathon'''''
==Castlevania: Rondo of Blood==
*Graham: "That bat has a '''sword'''. ''Why'' does that bat have a '''''sword'''''?"
::'''''Castlevania: Rondo of Blood'''''
*Graham: "You can ''Moonwalk''? You... can... '''''Moonwalk'''''?"
::'''''Castlevania: Rondo of Blood'''''
*Graham: "Dracula has harpies in his clock tower his whole life. 'I'm sorry, but you've got a case of harpies.'"
::'''''Castlevania: Rondo of Blood'''''
*Jer: "I'm sorry. I cannot talk and speak at the same time."
::'''''Castlevania: Rondo of Blood'''''
*Graham: "Jer, I will tell you when you have big balls."
::'''''Castlevania: Rondo of Blood'''''

=Kathleen Saves the World=
==Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne==
*[[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]]: "EFF! EFF! EFF!"
::'''''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'''''
*Kathleen: "Get fucked Dante! [...] What a shitbag."
::'''''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'''''
*Kathleen: "Thanks for destroying the world, ass-hat!"
::'''''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'''''
*Kathleen: ''*sweetly*'' "Awwww... Thank you... Go fuck yourself."
::'''''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'''''
*Kathleen: "I'm so mad. My face hurts from snarling."
::'''''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'''''

=A Swiftly Tilting Cameron=
''Main Article: [[A Swiftly Tilting Cameron]]''
==XCOM: Enemy Within==
*Cam: "Would you look at that mustache? That must be the most handsome man in XCOM."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Who wants to buy a bullet-ridden corpse? Come on - we took out the important bits and replaced them with holes!" [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/b/495567848 Video] at 2:23:34
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Pardonfuck?"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Here, I've got something I need you to hold; it's called 'lots of bullets'." [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/b/495567848 Video] at 2:34:01
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "♫Napalm sticks to little children; all the children of the world♫"
:''(to the tune of "Jesus Loves the Little Children")'' [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/b/495567848 Video] at 2:03:50
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I'm sure the inquiry will say he was killed by Martians."
:''After accidentally killing a civilian'' [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/b/495567848 Video] at 2:32:47
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "That was a reasonably good turn." ''*takes a drink of his beverage*''
:''As he's saying this, a Chrysalid he thought was dead bursts through the door''
:Cam: ''*nearly chokes on drink*'' "Hi!"
:''Chrysalid chows down on Bill DaCat''
:Cam: "Awww... You were important." [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/b/495567848 Video] at 2:34:46
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "We died as we lived; making the wrong choice."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Put on your damn helmet, rookie!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within''''' (repeatedly)
*Cam: "Even though it's in Edmonton"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "♫I don't want to set your van on fire... I just want start a flame in your *PSHEW!*♫"
:''(to the tune of "I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire")''
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "You: Please replace that man's internal organs with holes." ''*fires*'' "Thank you."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "The Moonbase is mine now."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I hate you all and wish you were dead. Luckily, I'll get my wish."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I found a pie in the fridge, and I'm gonna eat it, and deal with the consequences. But, I need pie right now."
::After stealing pie from the Moonbase fridge during a particularly bad stream of '''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I have seriously chewed through every woman who watches this show."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Please report to Doctor Vahlen to have your legs amputated."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Alex: "What's that green thing? Is that a man?"
:Cam: "Um..."
:Alex: "''Was'' it a man?"
:Cam: "Don't worry about it."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "We're almost definitely going to be tripping a group up here soon."
:Alex: "Wait? The pigeons?"
:Cam: "No, the pigeons are just hanging out."
:Alex: "I bet they're aliens."
:Cam: "Don't you hate on pigeons! You son of a bitch!"
:Alex: "I hate on ''alien'' pigeons."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Squaddie Devin Kerr: "Enemy spotted!"
:Alex and Cam: "D'oh!"
:Alex: "That's a lot of... man-zorrs..."
:Cam: "Eh... They'll be fine."
:Alex: "... running like purple monkeys inside."
:Cam: "..." ''*smiles*'' Odd... OK..."
:Alex: "Well..."
:Cam: "Um..."
:Alex: "They look like purple monkeys."
:Cam: ''*mock offended*'' "'''Racist!'''"
:Alex: "That's...!" ''*throws hands in air*'' "Sure!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Alex: "I assume you only have one rocket per round. Right?"
:Cam: "Yeah."
:Alex: "That sucks, but it's reasonable, 'cause rockets don't grow on trees."
:Cam: "They definitely do not."
:Alex: "I don't think I wanna visit that tree, if there was..."
:Cam: "Yeah, no. The Rocket Tree?"
:Alex: ''*laughs*''
:Cam: "The Rocket Tree is..."
:Alex: "Rocketry. Amateur Rocketry. It's like, we're going to pick some today, and you're going to be '''''REEEEEEALLY''''' careful."
:Cam: "Agreed."
:Alex: "Turns out turn-over in this job is very high... Just like the bloody chunks."
:Cam: "Welcome to the Rocketry Orchard!"
:''(...)''
:Cam: "The Rocket Tree, with the Farmer Von Braun."
:Alex: ''*laughs*''
:Cam: "Watch out for Old Man Von Braun."
:Alex: ''*bad German accent*'' "'[http://youtu.be/TjDEsGZLbio?t=1m9s Vonce the rockets are up, who cares vhere they come down? That's not my department,' says Wernher Von Braun]."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Aww, Dr. Vahlen, did someone take away one of your toys? File a complaint with HR."
:''After destroying a Meld canister''
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Alex: "What's that vortex?"
:Cam: "That's where Mexico used to be."
:Alex: "*Used* to be?"
:Cam: "Don't worry about it."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I'm glad this version of the Earth is doomed."
:Alex: "This doomed world-line."
:Cam "Yep. Every saved game that we pave results in the extinction of humans on that world, and by that point, I'm pretty happy. I could just sit here all night paving saved games and thinking: Seven billion, fourteen billion, twenty-one billion..."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "How is everyone this week? Doing well? Alright. Let's get y'all shot."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Six turns? If there's anything left moving on this map in six turns, I'm going to be disappointed."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "That's the third time today she's been strangled. She's basically Cheryl from Archer."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Our only other option is... well. Hm. That ''was'' our good option."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I never thought I'd be able to kill this many people in my life. Thank you, everyone."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "You. Rectify your earlier mistake."
:''Soldier blows sectoid away''
:Cam: "Adequate."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I want to missile you so hard."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Oh yeah, who's getting ''real food'' when we get back to base? (Asterisk.)"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I'd like to think my office would have bookshelves. Pillows. A eunuch with a palm frond. You know, the essentials."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: ''*opens door, tripping a group of sectoids*'' "Hi! Candygram!" ''*tosses a grenade*''
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "If you want to see the end-game content, there's a really easy way to do that."
:Lars: "Play on easy like I did?"
:Cam: "...true."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Oh for fucking out loud."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: ''*after getting distracted by amusing rookie names*'' "Where was I going with this? I was definitely thinking words."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: [http://i.imgur.com/4xOqjDg.gif "...giant floppy donkey dicks..."]
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Oh, a new subscriber! freelance108, welcome to A Swiftly Tilting Cameron, be sure to add your name to the list so I can get you killed."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Attention aliens."
:''*fires rocket*''
:Cam: "Get wrecked."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Now, this assault guy should be able to-"
:''*soldier annihilated*''
:Cam: "...oh shit!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Let's get... Theatrical"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: ''*dismissing low-ranked soldiers in his home game*'' "Your contribution to Earth's defense has been noted. Thank you, come again."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: *After alien leader mentions something about power being in his grasp* "I'll put something in your grasp. No, wait, what?"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Welcome to Urf."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*game crashes during final cut-scene*''
:Cam: ''*headdesk*''
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*game crashes again, fails to give achievement*''
:Cam: "Oh for titting fuck shit! Ball chunder!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*game crashes a third time, fails to give achievement*''
:Cam: "NO, YOU SON OF A... I'll KILL YOU! I! WILL! KILL! YOU!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*final boss keeps reflecting attacks*''
:Cam: "Dear mother-fucker: Get wrecked."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*Cam tries to skip the final cut-scene*''
:Cam: "Bypass all the encryptions!"
:''*Windows home screen appears*''
:Cam: "No, not like that!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam ''(shakily, after the third CTD)'': "When they said... 'Impossible'... I didn't think they actually meant..."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''

==Theif: The Dark Project==
*''*Cam turns a corner and runs straight into two guards*''
:Cam: "...bother."
::'''''Theif: The Dark Project'''''
*Cam: "Hold still, I'm trying to sock you!"
::'''''Theif: The Dark Project'''''

=Video Games with Video James=
==Minecraft==
*James: ''*checking stream on the phone to check video quality*'' "Oh my God, '''move''', me from the past!"
::'''''MineCraft'''''

=LRRMTG=
*Graham: "Kathleen's at the gym, but she's coming back when she's done on the elliptical... which is just her reading ''The Economist''."
::'''''Magic: the Gathering Online'''''

=House of Stark=
==Resident Evil 6==
*Graham: "You just straight up killed the president, you DINK!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Friend balloon! Nooo!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Because God forbid I move A CHAIR."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Who keeps giving you a shotgun?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''Graham shooting Rasklapanjes in a toilet''
:Graham: "Alright, I am never going to the toilet in China, ever again."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "If a person gets hit by a bus, the bus is winning."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "It's a good thing we're on the express; you don't find this much ammo on the local."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''Graham facepalms''
:Graham: "When did this become a Rom-Com?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*[[Maya Kramer|Maya]]: "He's eating them and making himself stronger! Because zombies are additive!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "That's what you're going to say, 'He just doesn't quit', as opposed to 'WHAT THE MOTHERING SHIT WAS THAT?!'"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Ha! Screw your bonsai tree!"
:Maya: "I spent so many years growing that tree!"
:Graham:" Yeah? Well, now an American is here to save from it."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "That is no longer Marco, that is a swarm of- what in the hell?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Only the finest Dim-Sum restaurants serve grenade launcher ammo with the meal."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Dix, I know this isn't your branch of the military, but do aircraft carriers usually have vats of lava?"
:Dix (in chat): "UH WHAT"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Chris Vs. Leon! Who will win? Nobody cares."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''Recurring:''
:Graham: "SHOOT {Him/Her}!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Why aren't they talking in Chinese? Why are they using racist movie Chinese?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: ''*pushes enemy over rail*'' "Have a nice trip... See you next... eat my ass."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Oh no! I hate the testicle wasps!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "I mean come back, I guess? I don't really wish to associate with you further, but I think that's part of my mission."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Chris, level with me: how much have you had to drink today? Seriously?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "J'avooooo...come out to plaaaaaayyyyy..."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Bruce Willis is, Jake Kickpunch in, 'Die Hard: Live Free, or Fuck Off'"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: ''*sees an icon on a corpse*'' "Can I ''vault'' that?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: ''*shoots zombies off a ladder one by one*'' "This is my new favorite thing!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "I don't like these guys. They're ''weird'' and... weird."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Oh! It's a cutscene. We're fine."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "35... money... for this textured pile?! Amazing!"
:''(later)''
:Graham: "35 money is an amount! These are on sale for 15!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''*Graham sniping zombies*''
:Graham: "Hey lady."
:''*gunshot*''
:Graham: "Hey dude."
:''*gunshot*''
:Graham: "Hey other lady."
:''*gunshot*''
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''

==Minecraft==
=Let's Nope=
==Outlast==
*Graham (explaining why the stream went down): "The software, and I believe this is the technical term, shit its ass inside-out."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*Graham: "I expected worse."
:Alex: "Worse than getting your fingers cut off by a fucking toilet knife!?"
:Graham: "Toilet scissors, please."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*Graham: "Uh...what? LRRBot subscribed? Skynet, thank you for subscribing!"
::'''''Outlast'''''
*''Alex hides in a locker''
:Cam: "Canned meat."
:Alex: "Thanks Cam."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*Graham: "The laundry chute needs three fuses."
:Alex: "Three!?"
:Kathleen: "Get fucked!"
:Alex: "Fffffffffffffff"
::'''''Outlast'''''
*Alex: "He hasn't spaghetted us yet."
:Graham: "He's sphagetting right for you."
:Alex: "He can sphagett fucked."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*''Alex opens door to find an ice tunnel''
:Kathleen: "We're in a Bond lair."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*''"Crumple Wiltskin" gets owned by the Walrider''
:Alex (raises camera): "I'm YouTubing this shit!"
::'''''Outlast''''
*''Alex finds a severed head in a jar''
:Graham (muffled): "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my least-favourite jar on the Citadel."
::'''''Outlast''''
*''Game displays "New objective: Get out."''
:Alex: "What do you mean *new* objective!?"
::'''''Outlast''''

=Crossing the Streams=