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Uwe Boll: An Apology

2009-03-14T22:44:15Z

Praetor alpha:

We were recently contacted by Mr. Boll's lawyers regarding our video, [[PSA: Uwe Boll]]. We hope that this new video will address their concerns and clarify our position on this controversial director. 'Fooled you'!

==Vital Statistics==
[[Image:54.jpg|thumb|Uwe Boll: An Apology]]
'''Date: '''March 31, 2006

'''Category: '''Other

'''Appearing: '''[[Paul]], [[Matt]], [[Jer]], [[Graham]]

'''Writing: '''Paul

'''Editing: '''[[Graham]]

'''Location: '''Matt's Basement''

==Synopsis==
LRR makes amends for its horrible slander of [[Uwe Boll]] in an earlier video.

==Trivia==
* The fan club kit is the same as the successful [[The kit|dictator kit]] from [[The James Masterson School for Dictatorial Improvement]].
* Paul is wearing a suit but no shoes.

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PSA: Uwe Boll

2009-03-14T22:42:50Z

Praetor alpha: what fan kit?

He must be stopped before he films again

==Vital Statistics==
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'''Date: ''' August 19, 2005

'''Category: ''' Other

'''Appearing: ''' [[Graham]] and [[Matt]]

'''Writing: ''' Graham

'''Camera: ''' [[Paul]]

'''Editing: ''' Graham

'''Location: ''' [[Matt's Basement]]

'''Thanks to: ''' Matt, for his basement

==Synopsis==

[[Uwe Boll]] doesn't just make bad movies, he threatens the reputation of video gamers everywhere - and he must be stopped! Graham reviews the history of Boll's cinematic atrocities, analyzes the international legal loopholes that make the horror-that-is-Boll possible, and interviews one of his countless victims.

==Trivia==
* Graham repeatedly fails to pronounce Uwe Boll's name properly.
* The follow-up video to this piece, entitled [[Uwe Boll: An Apology]], facetiously claims to have been shot at the behest of Uwe Boll's lawyers.

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The kit

2009-03-14T22:42:14Z

Praetor alpha:

The kit was introduced in [[The James Masterson School for Dictatorial Improvement]], and has been used in other videos.

= Contents =
The kit includes:

*Six audio cassettes
*An Instructional Video (VHS) (Contains handy advice from some of the world's leading experts)
*A 96-page Reference Manual
*Prelabled Index Cards (for said manual)
*Classic all-cotton Dictator Hat
*Patented Quick-salute reference card (a $49.99 value)
*How to Assemble an Atomic Bomb - Uals0 (audio cassette) (only available through this TV offer.)

= Videos =
The kit has appeared in:

*[[The James Masterson School for Dictatorial Improvement]]
*[[Uwe Boll: An Apology]]
*[[Son of a Bitch]]

Son of a Bitch

2009-03-14T22:12:58Z

Praetor alpha:

All it takes is three easy steps!

==Vital Statistics==
[[Image:325.jpg|thumb|Son of a Bitch]]
'''Date:''' May 12, 2008

'''Category:''' Shorts

'''Appearing:''' [[Graham]], [[Kathleen]], [[Matt]], [[Paul]]

'''Writing:''' LoadingReadyRun

'''Camera:''' Paul, Graham

'''Editing:''' Graham

'''Location:''' Graham's and Matt's

'''Music:''' "Highlight Reel Short" from Apple's iLife sound effects

==Synopsis==
Matt presents his three easy steps to becoming a son of a bitch: firstly, use my toothpaste; secondly, use my goddamn toothpaste; thirdly, use my goddamn fucking toothpaste.

==Trivia==
* This video features an add for LoadingReadyRun shirts featuring the effects of LoadingReadyRun shirts on the brain.
* This video was posted a day late due to encoding problems.
* [[The kit]] is the same one from [[The James Masterson School for Dictatorial Improvement]].
* In the opening shot, Graham is reading a [[First Draft Iron Man Trailer | Cardboard Man]] comic book.
* This video was screened at the [[LoadingReadyRun Fifth Anniversary Screening]] as it was tied for second fan favorite

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The James Masterson School for Dictatorial Improvement

2009-03-14T22:12:36Z

Praetor alpha:

Learn how to become a better supreme ruler with JMSDI.

==Vital Statistics==
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'''Date: ''' April 29, 2005

'''Category: ''' Shorts

'''Appearing: ''' [[Graham]], [[Jer]], [[Morgan]], [[Paul]], and [[Cliff Haman]]

'''Writing: ''' Jer, Morgan, [[Kathleen]], Graham, and Paul

'''Editing: ''' Graham

'''Location: ''' Unknown

==Synopsis==

An advertisement for a school that aims to education and sharpen the autocratic skills of dictators. Turn your brutal reign into an inhuman one! Learn how to purge, oppress, and tyrranize with the best!

==Trivia==
* The phrase "Oh, hello! I didn't see you there." is a recurring gag at LRR, and has been featured in multiple videos where someone is aware they're being taped.
* [[The kit]] has been reused in several videos.

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The kit

2009-03-14T22:12:02Z

Praetor alpha:

The kit

2009-03-14T22:11:41Z

Praetor alpha:

The kit was introduced in [[The James Masterson School for Dictatorial Improvement]], and has been used in other videos.

= The kit =
The kit includes:

*Six audio cassettes
*An Instructional Video (VHS) (Contains handy advice from some of the world's leading experts)
*A 96-page Reference Manual
*Prelabled Index Cards (for said manual)
*Classic all-cotton Dictator Hat
*Patented Quick-salute reference card (a $49.99 value)
*How to Assemble an Atomic Bomb - Uals0 (audio cassette) (only available through this TV offer.)

= Videos =
The kit has appeared in:

*[[The James Masterson School for Dictatorial Improvement]]
*[[Son of a Bitch]]

The kit

2009-03-14T22:09:33Z

Praetor alpha: The kit!

The kit was introduced in [[The James Masterson School for Dictatorial Improvement]], and has been used in other videos.

= The Kit =
The kit includes:

*Six audio cassettes
*An Instructional Video (VHS) (Contains handy advice from some of the world's leading experts)
*A 96-page Reference Manual
*Prelabled Index Cards (for said manual)
*Classic all-cotton Dictator Hat
*Patented Quick-salute reference card (a $49.99 value)
*How to Assemble an Atomic Bomb - Uals0 (audio cassette) (only available through this TV offer.)

= Videos =
The kit has appeared in:

*[[The James Masterson School for Dictatorial Improvement]]
*[[Son of a Bitch]]

Tim Sevenhuysen

2008-12-15T21:39:23Z

Praetor alpha: Link to Matt

Known as Proudfoot on the forums, Tim Sevenhuysen is behind [[The LoadingReadyRun Community Profile]] and [[Loading Time]], a behind the scenes look at LoadingReadyRun. He has also created [http://thephatbunny.net The Phatbunny.net] and [http://guerillafuzz.net Guerilla Fuzz].

Tim's first contact with LoadingReadyRun came during the original Desert Bus For Hope, when he purchased and delivered a chocolate cake and used it to bribe his way onto the "set", where he spent an hour chatting to people over IRC with [[Kathleen]] and playing WiiSports Bowling with [[Graham]], [[James]], and [[Bill]].

According to traditional LRR canon in [[Easy Bake Spore]], Tim was created by [[Matt Wiggins|Matt]] accidentally with the tabletop Spore kit, mixing both his own and Jer's genetic traits. According to the [[Timeline of the LRRd]], he now lives on the [[LRR Orbiting Underground Bunker|Underground Moonbase]] and makes the [[Loading Time]] videos to pay for his continued existence.

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Paul Saunders

2008-12-10T21:21:31Z

Praetor alpha: added de-bearded paul

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Paul Saunders is one of the two founding members of LoadingReadyRun, along with Graham Stark. His contributions include being a director and one of the primary writers, acting in a majority of the videos, webmastering the LRR site, and acting as Administrator for the LRR forums. He is also the sexiest man alive.

On November 24, 2007, the [[Totally Awesome International Internet Paul Fan Club]] was started during [[Desert Bus for Hope]].

According to [[Continuity|LRR canon]], Paul is currently a zombie, having been resurrected in this state after a series of botched attempts to revive him from death in [[The Aftermath]]. His demise was initially caused by Conor knocking him over the head with a potato in a sock; this was done to help Paul "get into character" for a prank in which Graham would be told Paul had died ([[pwn'd]]). Paul also has the [[Phail#Phailinite|Phailinite Ring]] ([[A Sacred Duty]]), which is thought to be the cause of several of his bouts of mania and the reason for his sentience despite zombification.

Paul currently resides in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada. According to the [[Sick Day]] [[LRRcasts|LRRcast]], he has at least one brother.

At 4 PM, Monday 1st of December 2008, Paul shaved off his beard for charity during Desert Bus '08.
[[Image:PaulPotter.jpg|thumb|Paul Potter]]
[[Paul Saunders Filmography]]

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