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=CheckPointPlus=

=Graham & Paul Let's Play=
==Dark==
*[[Graham Stark|Graham]]: "I can tell you about Sanctuary. Dude, they have twins, *twins*, working there, though the DJ doesn't know what she's doing. She's a real bitch."
::'''''Dark'''''
*''Graham begins level in a dead-end alley, facing out''
:Graham: "Where did I come in from?"
::'''''Dark'''''
*[[Paul Saunders|Paul]] (making fun of the takedown animation): "By the rules of this game I'm playing, I have to die now."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Graham: "Okay men, we're going up against dangerous vampires that have killed dozens of people, but the budget's a bit tight, so only half of you get armour."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Paul: "I don't see how that's a special power. It's just teleporting and punching a guy."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Paul: "These guys need a radio. Seriously. This is not the sort of information you should be sending over email."
:Paul (imitating soldier): "Hey, did you get that message about me advancing? GMail's been acting weird lately."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Paul: "What was your plan?"
:Graham: "I was going to punch him, but he wasn't close enough."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Graham: "Oh, food! No, wait, he's got armour."
::'''''Dark'''''
*Graham (after finishing 'Dark'): "You know what we could do for the next hour?"
:Paul: "Cry bitterly?"
::'''''Dark'''''
*Paul (after finishing Dark): "We are no longer playing Dark." [pause] "Dark can Get. Fucked."
::'''''Dark''''' -- [http://youtu.be/Yo5UXCJxRyQ?t=8m25s YouTube (8:25)]
==Beyond: Two Souls==
*Paul (looking at a cake, playing as Aiden): "I threw it on the ground!" (cake explodes)
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*Paul: "No burning?"
:Graham: "Eh, I don't think we have to kill them all."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*Paul: "So, you wanna sleep with the guy later?"
:Graham: "Yeah, sure."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*Paul: "My apologies to the people upset that we missed a thing, but I really don't care."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*''Jodie is expected to deliver a baby''
:Graham: I don't... I... Key..."
:Paul: "The CIA did NOT train me for this."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*Graham: "X to comfort!"
:Paul: "You have failed the comforting minigame. She is not comforted at all."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*''A QTE apears for Jodie to cut the umbilical cord''
:Graham: "Oh god don't fuck this up."
:Paul: "Why is cutting the cord like a God of War sequence?"
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*Paul:"It's like 'Think, Jodie, think... I know, the ghost thing that's the point of this game! I'll use that!'"
:Graham: "'I'm a genious!'"
:Paul: "'...The thing that I use to solve every single problem!'"
:Graham: "'It's brilliant!'"
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*''Jodie knocking on the door and a very handsome native american answers it''
:Jodie: "I'm so sorry to disturb you"
:Graham: "...you massive hunk of man."
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''
*[A guard turns Jodie away from the Supermarket]
:Graham: "What, you just ''know'' she's homeless, and you're all like: 'Ah-ah-ah!'"
:Paul: "Well she ''is'' all roughed up..."
:Graham: "It could be Exam Period!"
::'''''Beyond: Two Souls'''''

=Beej's Backlog=
==Endless Ocean==
==Prince of Persia: Warrior Within==
*[[Brendan Dery|Beej]]: "Oh god, it begins."
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "Oh, right. The nineties."
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*''Opening cut-scene shows pirate ships''
:Beej: "So for those of you tuning in, we are playing ''Assassin's Creed: Black Flag''. The reason it looks like garbage is because I'm playing it on your least favorite video game system - you can fill in THAT blank however you like."
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "I'm totally getting this game-'''OH, JESUS!'''"
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "Do I slide to the bottom, or do I just keep humping poles?"
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "I stabbed between her legs, didn't I?"
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej (after the camera clips through an enemy): "Hey, did you guys ever want to see the ass-end of an exploding dog?"
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "You take forever to get up you dumb dick."
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej: "She's naked. She's not invincible."
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''
*Beej (on failing to be able to complete the game due to a game-breaking portal glitch right before the last boss battle) : "Get bent, Ubisoft."
::'''''Prince of Persia: Warrior Within'''''

=IDDQDERP=
==Metro: Last Light==
*''[[Alex Steacy|Alex]] aiming a sniper rifle at a bad guy's head''
:Alex: "What do you think his hopes and dreams look like?"
:[[Cameron Lauder|Cam]]: "Let's have a look."
:''Boom, headshot.''
::'''''Metro: Last Light'''''
*''Cam sounding out a sign written in Russian''
:Alex: "Wait, you can read that!?"
:Cam: "Well, Cyrillic is heavily based in Greek, right?"
:Alex: "...You can read Greek?"
::'''''Metro: Last Light'''''

==Prayer Warriors: All Out for God==
*Graham: "You got the Belt of Truth!"
:Cam: "What about the socks of righteousness?"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Graham: "So this really looks like Quake, right? But like BAD Quake?"
:Alex: "This...this looks like Quake by way of Doom or Wolfenstein."
:Cam: "Yeah, this looks like not Quake; like...Heretic?"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Alex: "Are those blood drops on his pool cue!?"
:''Graham cracks up''
:Alex: "What are we even looking at?"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Cam: "It's just as good as any game a heathen would play."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Alex: "This is like "The Room" of video games."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Graham: "Pick up the scroll; it'll explain everything."
:Alex: "Will it? I suspect it will explain nothing."
:''Alex picks up the scroll''
:Alex ''*laughing*'': "Who takes drugs out of a test tube?"
:Cam: "Especially if they're carrying a MAC10?"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Cam: "This is like the game Insane Clown Posse would make."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*''Alex repeats the start of the game for the third time''
:Alex: "I am OFFENDED that I'm getting ''better'' at this game."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Graham: "Wh... Why is there a sub-ocean?!"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Alex: "I just do not know whether to shit or go blind."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Graham: "Can you get the door?"
:Alex: "Is that a door? ''Is anything real?'' Am I real?"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Alex: "OK, let's try and break the brown cube that materialized over the lava gate."
:Graham: "You say that like it's going to be so hard."
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*::''STAND AGAINST THE DEVIL!'' (stage music)
::Alex: '''WE TRIED STANDING AGAINST THE DEVIL, IT DIDN'T WORK!'''
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''
*Cam: "The only thing I can take away from this game is that there is no God"
::'''''Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God'''''

==Killing Floor==
*Alex: "You can't just scream like that for no reason!"
::'''''Killing Floor'''''
*Alex: "Really? KFC chips are salty? In other news, the sky is blue."
::'''''Killing Floor'''''

==S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl==
*Alex: "♫Ride into the YOLO Zone.♫" ''(to the tune of "Danger Zone")''
:Cam: "I hate you so much."
:Alex: "I'm sorry."
:Cam: "I don't think that's true."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Cam: "What was on the other side of that door?"
:Alex: "What do you mean 'was'?"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*''Alex looting a bad guy after taking him down with a lot of ammo used''
:Alex: "This guy does not have the bullets I need."
:Cam: "Well, he has one of them, at least."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*''Alex finishes clearing out a bandit encampment''
:Cam: "How many Russians have you murdered today?"
:Alex: "None! They're all Ukrainian."
:Cam: Oh. Well, that's all right then."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Graham (off-camera): "Can you be straight murdered a little more quietly?"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*''Alex just straight up drinks two CASES of vodka. POV goes full QWOP''
:Alex: "Boy, are we ever drunk."
:Cam: "It's like I'm at PAX again."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*''Alex respawns for around the fifth time in the same section''
:Alex: "Get fucked!"
:''Alex tosses a grenade into the next room''
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: ''*deadpan*'' "Screw you, rebar."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Sidorovich (NPC): "You got the loot?"
:Alex: "Is.. is.. is that a... that a sex thing?"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "HO! They are really rushin'. Rush'''ING'''. They're not Rus... Well, they probably actually are Russian."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Speaker: ''shouting an automated message in Russian''
:Alex: "Did he say he wanted a pizza?"
:Speaker: (later) ''shouting same message''
:Alex: "He ''does'' want a pizza!"
:Speaker: (later) ''shouting same message''
:Alex: ''*annoyed*'' "You ''can't have'' a pizza."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*''Alex dies for around the sixth time in the same section''
:Alex: "That was the game's way of punishing us for abandoning 'stoppin' powah'"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Beej: "Chat's giving you shit for passing the P90."
:Alex: "Shut up. You're not better than me."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "Was that a ''Beyond Thunderdome'' reference?!"
:Beej: "Yep."
:Alex: "I don't know if I'm more offended that you made that reference or that I got it."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Beej: "You know what a catheter is?"
:Alex: "Beej, this is my stream. I don't want to hear about your stream."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Beej: "You have no idea how happy you can be to be able to pee again."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "Why is there just a pelvis? ... Like, did that guy just poop his pelvis out? That's pretty upsetting."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "That uh, for those of you who've never seen one before, is a *zombie appears* nneeenurk burnurfnurgle"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "Serge, your plan isn't working. Serge! Your plan is completely murdering me!"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Serge: "What? You're covered in cat too? What is wrong with you people?"
:Graham (off-camera): "Have you '''seen''' my cat? That's why I'm covered in fur."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Serge: "Why are there tentacles in our chest?"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "Apparently, our blind spot is directly in front of us. That's not good."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Serge: "Grenades solve everything."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "Welcome to S.T.A.L.K.E.R.! Is that a rock?!"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: "It's some sort of weird mystery gun."
:Serge: "Does it take bullets?"
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''
*Alex: ''*scared by monster*'' "Hold me, Serge."
:Serge: "You're covered in cat, or else I would."
::'''''S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl'''''

==Payday 2: The Heist==
*Alex: "Apparently, I loaded my gun with chewing gum this morning."
::'''''Payday 2: The Heist'''''
*AeroCmdr: "I'm throwing a grenade."
:Alex: "Where, '''where''' are you throwing a grenade? That's relevant information."
::'''''Payday 2: The Heist'''''
*''Shielded police appears from around the corner''
:Alex: "'''Oh no!''' What a bad time to have a" ''*gets shot down*'' "erburgermorglefurdle..."
::'''''Payday 2: The Heist'''''
*Alex: "Oh, shit a dick nose!"
:AeroCmdr: "Shit a dick nose?"
:Alex: "Yes. Did I stutter or something?"
::'''''Payday 2: The Heist'''''

==Half Life 2: SMOD==
*Alex: "You can't eat pelvises in this mod? Immersion ruined!"
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Alex: "Did that helicopter just throw bones at us?"
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Alex: "At the risk of crashing the game..."
:''Activates bullet time''
:''Game crashes''
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Alex: "I think there's another sniper...♫"
:''Dies''
:Alex: ಠ_ಠ
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*''Tosses Antlion Guard up on to platform, where it mauls a Combine soldier''
:Alex: DEAL WITH IT!
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*''Charges weapon''
:Alex: "KA-ME-HA-MEopps"
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Alex: "I'll eat your invisible meat!"
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*''Shoots a chair at an enemy''
:Alex: "We've decided to appoint you the chair."/"Have a seat."
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Alex: "No, no, we'll do this properly."
:''Pulls out shovel and destroys everything in sight''
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*''Alex turns a corner and a fast zombie charges at him''
:Alex: "Fuck yo' couch!"
:''Launches couch at zombie''
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*Rebel: "We're looking to join you Dr. Freeman."
:Alex: ''throws exploding banana at her''
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
*''Destroys wardrobe with shovel''
:Alex: "Take this, Aslan!"
::'''''Half Life 2: SMOD'''''
==Dishonored==
*Alex: "If Deadpool was committed to not killing people, he would be Good Guy Corvo."
::'''''Dishonored'''''
*Alex: "Good Guy Corvo apologizes."
::'''''Dishonored'''''
*''After twice shooting a guard with a tranquilizer dart only to find him in a pool of blood''
:Alex: "Did he fall on his sword? Or is this guy just a hemophiliac?!"
::'''''Dishonored'''''
*Alex: "Oh shit! Why did he explode?!"
::'''''Dishonored'''''
==Dementium 2: HD==
*''After yet another Chestmaw rises out of floor to try and bar his progress, Alex raises a sledgehammer''*
*Alex: "Whatever, I'm gonna smash your no shadow casting ass."
::'''''Dementium 2: HD'''''

=The Book of Passwords=
==Metal Gear 2==
*Graham: "Capture card? Capture card!"
::'''''Metal Gear 2'''''
*[[Jer]]: "The cheetah has lost to a snake?"
:Graham: "Well, if the cheetah runs into a mine..."
::'''''Metal Gear 2'''''
*Graham: "When you get to Big Boss, can you ask him why he has random children just littering his facility?"
:Jer: "There was talk of war orphans at some point..."
:Graham: "It's pronounced 'Warphans'."
::'''''Metal Gear 2'''''
==Marathon==
*[[Ian Horner|Ian]] to Jer: "I am very sorry for fisting you as hard as I can."
::'''''Marathon'''''
*Jer: "I want to find out what this is." ''*turns corner*'' "It's a barrel."
::'''''Marathon'''''
==Castlevania: Rondo of Blood==
*Graham: "That bat has a '''sword'''. ''Why'' does that bat have a '''''sword'''''?"
::'''''Castlevania: Rondo of Blood'''''
*Graham: "You can ''Moonwalk''? You... can... '''''Moonwalk'''''?"
::'''''Castlevania: Rondo of Blood'''''
*Graham: "Dracula has harpies in his clock tower his whole life. 'I'm sorry, but you've got a case of harpies.'"
::'''''Castlevania: Rondo of Blood'''''
*Jer: "I'm sorry. I cannot talk and speak at the same time."
::'''''Castlevania: Rondo of Blood'''''
*Graham: "Jer, I will tell you when you have big balls."
::'''''Castlevania: Rondo of Blood'''''

=Kathleen Saves the World=
==Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne==
*[[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]]: "EFF! EFF! EFF!"
::'''''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'''''
*Kathleen: "Get fucked Dante! [...] What a shitbag."
::'''''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'''''
*Kathleen: "Thanks for destroying the world, ass-hat!"
::'''''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'''''
*Kathleen: ''*sweetly*'' "Awwww... Thank you... Go fuck yourself."
::'''''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'''''
*Kathleen: "I'm so mad. My face hurts from snarling."
::'''''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'''''
==South Park: The Stick of Truth==
*Graham: "Oh hey, you're friends with Jesus."
:Kathleen: "Turns out Jesus is really easy to be friends with."
:Graham: "I should hope so."
::'''''South Park: The Stick of Truth'''''

=A Swiftly Tilting Cameron=
''Main Article: [[A Swiftly Tilting Cameron]]''
==XCOM: Enemy Within==
*Cam: "Would you look at that mustache? That must be the most handsome man in XCOM."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Who wants to buy a bullet-ridden corpse? Come on - we took out the important bits and replaced them with holes!" [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/b/495567848 Video] at 2:23:34
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Pardonfuck?"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Here, I've got something I need you to hold; it's called 'lots of bullets'." [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/b/495567848 Video] at 2:34:01
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "♫Napalm sticks to little children; all the children of the world♫"
:''(to the tune of "Jesus Loves the Little Children")'' [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/b/495567848 Video] at 2:03:50
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I'm sure the inquiry will say he was killed by Martians."
:''After accidentally killing a civilian'' [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/b/495567848 Video] at 2:32:47
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "That was a reasonably good turn." ''*takes a drink of his beverage*''
:''As he's saying this, a Chrysalid he thought was dead bursts through the door''
:Cam: ''*nearly chokes on drink*'' "Hi!"
:''Chrysalid chows down on Bill DaCat''
:Cam: "Awww... You were important." [http://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/b/495567848 Video] at 2:34:46
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "We died as we lived; making the wrong choice."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Put on your damn helmet, rookie!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within''''' (repeatedly)
*Cam: "Even though it's in Edmonton"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "♫I don't want to set your van on fire... I just want start a flame in your *PSHEW!*♫"
:''(to the tune of "I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire")''
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "You: Please replace that man's internal organs with holes." ''*fires*'' "Thank you."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "The Moonbase is mine now."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I hate you all and wish you were dead. Luckily, I'll get my wish."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I found a pie in the fridge, and I'm gonna eat it, and deal with the consequences. But, I need pie right now."
::After stealing pie from the Moonbase fridge during a particularly bad stream of '''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I have seriously chewed through every woman who watches this show."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Please report to Doctor Vahlen to have your legs amputated."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Alex: "What's that green thing? Is that a man?"
:Cam: "Um..."
:Alex: "''Was'' it a man?"
:Cam: "Don't worry about it."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "We're almost definitely going to be tripping a group up here soon."
:Alex: "Wait? The pigeons?"
:Cam: "No, the pigeons are just hanging out."
:Alex: "I bet they're aliens."
:Cam: "Don't you hate on pigeons! You son of a bitch!"
:Alex: "I hate on ''alien'' pigeons."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Squaddie Devin Kerr: "Enemy spotted!"
:Alex and Cam: "D'oh!"
:Alex: "That's a lot of... man-zorrs..."
:Cam: "Eh... They'll be fine."
:Alex: "... running like purple monkeys inside."
:Cam: "..." ''*smiles*'' "Odd... OK..."
:Alex: "Well..."
:Cam: "Um..."
:Alex: "They look like purple monkeys."
:Cam: ''*mock offended*'' "'''Racist!'''"
:Alex: "That's...!" ''*throws hands in air*'' "Sure!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Alex: "I assume you only have one rocket per round. Right?"
:Cam: "Yeah."
:Alex: "That sucks, but it's reasonable, 'cause rockets don't grow on trees."
:Cam: "They definitely do not."
:Alex: "I don't think I wanna visit that tree, if there was..."
:Cam: "Yeah, no. The Rocket Tree?"
:Alex: ''*laughs*''
:Cam: "The Rocket Tree is..."
:Alex: "Rocketry. Amateur Rocketry. It's like, we're going to pick some today, and you're going to be '''''REEEEEEALLY''''' careful."
:Cam: "Agreed."
:Alex: "Turns out turn-over in this job is very high... Just like the bloody chunks."
:Cam: "Welcome to the Rocketry Orchard!"
:''(...)''
:Cam: "The Rocket Tree, with the Farmer Von Braun."
:Alex: ''*laughs*''
:Cam: "Watch out for Old Man Von Braun."
:Alex: ''*bad German accent*'' "'[http://youtu.be/TjDEsGZLbio?t=1m9s Vonce the rockets are up, who cares vhere they come down? That's not my department,' says Wernher Von Braun]."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Aww, Dr. Vahlen, did someone take away one of your toys? File a complaint with HR."
:''After destroying a Meld canister''
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Alex: "What's that vortex?"
:Cam: "That's where Mexico used to be."
:Alex: "'''Used''' to be?"
:Cam: "Don't worry about it."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I'm glad this version of the Earth is doomed."
:Alex: "This doomed world-line."
:Cam "Yep. Every saved game that we pave results in the extinction of humans on that world, and by that point, I'm pretty happy. I could just sit here all night paving saved games and thinking: Seven billion, fourteen billion, twenty-one billion..."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "How is everyone this week? Doing well? Alright. Let's get y'all shot."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Six turns? If there's anything left moving on this map in six turns, I'm going to be disappointed."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "That's the third time today she's been strangled. She's basically Cheryl from Archer."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Our only other option is... well. Hm. That ''was'' our good option."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I never thought I'd be able to kill this many people in my life. Thank you, everyone."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "You. Rectify your earlier mistake."
:''Soldier blows sectoid away''
:Cam: "Adequate."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I want to missile you so hard."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Oh yeah, who's getting ''real food'' when we get back to base? (Asterisk.)"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "I'd like to think my office would have bookshelves. Pillows. A eunuch with a palm frond. You know, the essentials."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: ''*opens door, tripping a group of sectoids*'' "Hi! Candygram!" ''*tosses a grenade*''
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "If you want to see the end-game content, there's a really easy way to do that."
:Lars: "Play on easy like I did?"
:Cam: "...true."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Oh for fucking out loud."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: ''*after getting distracted by amusing rookie names*'' "Where was I going with this? I was definitely thinking words."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: [http://i.imgur.com/4xOqjDg.gif "...giant floppy donkey dicks..."]
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Oh, a new subscriber! freelance108, welcome to A Swiftly Tilting Cameron, be sure to add your name to the list so I can get you killed."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Attention aliens."
:''*fires rocket*''
:Cam: "Get wrecked."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Now, this assault guy should be able to-"
:''*soldier annihilated*''
:Cam: "...oh shit!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Let's get... Theatrical"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: ''*dismissing low-ranked soldiers in his home game*'' "Your contribution to Earth's defense has been noted. Thank you, come again."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: *After alien leader mentions something about power being in his grasp* "I'll put something in your grasp. No, wait, what?"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam: "Welcome to Urf."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*game crashes during final cut-scene*''
:Cam: ''*headdesk*''
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*game crashes again, fails to give achievement*''
:Cam: "Oh for titting fuck shit! Ball chunder!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*game crashes a third time, fails to give achievement*''
:Cam: "NO, YOU SON OF A... I'll KILL YOU! I! WILL! KILL! YOU!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*final boss keeps reflecting attacks*''
:Cam: "Dear mother-fucker: Get wrecked."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*''*Cam tries to skip the final cut-scene*''
:Cam: "Bypass all the encryptions!"
:''*Windows home screen appears*''
:Cam: "No, not like that!"
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''
*Cam ''(shakily, after the third CTD)'': "When they said... 'Impossible'... I didn't think they actually meant..."
::'''''XCOM: Enemy Within'''''

==Theif: The Dark Project==
*''*Cam turns a corner and runs straight into two guards*''
:Cam: "...bother."
::'''''Theif: The Dark Project'''''
*Cam: "Hold still, I'm trying to sock you!"
::'''''Theif: The Dark Project'''''

==Master of Orion 2==
*Cam: "Aww, did your stupid shit get wrecked?"
::'''''Master of Orion 2'''''
*Cam: "Aww...our ships."
::'''''Master of Orion 2'''''
*Cam: "Oh, they've got tanks! I love watching tanks explode!"
::'''''Master of Orion 2'''''

=Video Games with Video James=
==Minecraft==
*James: ''*checking stream on the phone to check video quality*'' "Oh my God, '''move''', me from the past!"
::'''''MineCraft'''''

=LRRMTG=
*Graham: "Kathleen's at the gym, but she's coming back when she's done on the elliptical... which is just her reading ''The Economist''."
::'''''Magic: the Gathering Online'''''

=House of Stark=
==Resident Evil 6==
*Graham: "You just straight up killed the president, you DINK!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Friend balloon! Nooo!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Because God forbid I move A CHAIR."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Who keeps giving you a shotgun?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''Graham shooting Rasklapanjes in a toilet''
:Graham: "Alright, I am never going to the toilet in China, ever again."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "If a person gets hit by a bus, the bus is winning."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "It's a good thing we're on the express; you don't find this much ammo on the local."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''Graham facepalms''
:Graham: "When did this become a Rom-Com?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*[[Maya Kramer|Maya]]: "He's eating them and making himself stronger! Because zombies are additive!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "That's what you're going to say, 'He just doesn't quit', as opposed to 'WHAT THE MOTHERING SHIT WAS THAT?!'"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Ha! Screw your bonsai tree!"
:Maya: "I spent so many years growing that tree!"
:Graham:" Yeah? Well, now an American is here to save from it."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "That is no longer Marco, that is a swarm of- what in the hell?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Only the finest Dim-Sum restaurants serve grenade launcher ammo with the meal."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Dix, I know this isn't your branch of the military, but do aircraft carriers usually have vats of lava?"
:Dix (in chat): "UH WHAT"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Chris Vs. Leon! Who will win? Nobody cares."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''Recurring:''
:Graham: "SHOOT {Him/Her}!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Why aren't they talking in Chinese? Why are they using racist movie Chinese?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: ''*pushes enemy over rail*'' "Have a nice trip... See you next... eat my ass."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Oh no! I hate the testicle wasps!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "I mean come back, I guess? I don't really wish to associate with you further, but I think that's part of my mission."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Chris, level with me: how much have you had to drink today? Seriously?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''As a three-story zombie appears''
:Graham: "Uhm... question. Ya'll see that, right? I haven't had too much peanut sauce?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Hey; just cuz you've got your memory back doesn't make you the boss of me!" [pause] "That you are the Captain of this squad technically makes you the boss of me, but I still don't have to like it!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "J'avooooo...come out to plaaaaaayyyyy..."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Bruce Willis is, Jake Kickpunch in, 'Die Hard: Live Free, or Fuck Off'"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: ''*sees an icon on a corpse*'' "Can I ''vault'' that?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: ''*shoots zombies off a ladder one by one*'' "This is my new favorite thing!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "I don't like these guys. They're ''weird'' and... weird."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "Oh! It's a cutscene. We're fine."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*Graham: "35... money... for this textured pile?! Amazing!"
:''(later)''
:Graham: "35 money is an amount! These are on sale for 15!"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''*Graham sniping zombies*''
:Graham: "Hey lady."
:''*gunshot*''
:Graham: "Hey dude."
:''*gunshot*''
:Graham: "Hey other lady."
:''*gunshot*''
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''While fighting T-Rex!Simmons in a helicopter''
:Graham: "Oh hey Dix. Again, not your branch of the military, but d'you have any idea how much ordnance a helicopter like this usually carries?"
:Dix: (in chat) "Absolutely no idea. Get back to me in like 2 years after I drop a Helicopter flight officer packet."
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''
*''Fighting Simmons''
:Simmons: "Every last piece of you belongs to me!"
:Graham: "What, all of it? Including the taint? And the back of the knee?"
::'''''Resident Evil 6'''''

==Minecraft==
=Let's Nope=
==Outlast==
*Graham (explaining why the stream went down): "The software, and I believe this is the technical term, shit its ass inside-out."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*Graham: "I expected worse."
:Alex: "Worse than getting your fingers cut off by a fucking toilet knife!?"
:Graham: "Toilet scissors, please."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*Graham: "Uh...what? LRRBot subscribed? Skynet, thank you for subscribing!"
::'''''Outlast'''''
*''Alex hides in a locker''
:Cam: "Canned meat."
:Alex: "Thanks Cam."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*Graham: "The laundry chute needs three fuses."
:Alex: "Three!?"
:Kathleen: "Get fucked!"
:Alex: "Fffffffffffffff"
::'''''Outlast'''''
*Alex: "He hasn't spaghetted us yet."
:Graham: "He's sphagetting right for you."
:Alex: "He can spaghett fucked."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*''Alex opens door to find an ice tunnel''
:Kathleen: "We're in a Bond lair."
::'''''Outlast'''''
*''"Crumple Wiltskin" gets owned by the Walrider''
:Alex (raises camera): "I'm YouTubing this shit!"
::'''''Outlast''''
*''Alex finds a severed head in a jar''
:Graham (muffled): "I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my least-favourite jar on the Citadel."
::'''''Outlast''''
*''Game displays "New objective: Get out."''
:Alex: "What do you mean *new* objective!?"
::'''''Outlast''''

=Crossing the Streams=

Desert Bus for Hope 7

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{{Construction}}[[File:DB7.jpeg|200px|thumb|right|Desert Bus 7 logo]]

'''Desert Bus for Hope 7''' (AKA DB007: A View to a Bill, DB007:Qwoptum of Silence, DB007:Octobussy, DB007:MoonBaseraker, etc) will commence at 10AM PST, November 16, 2013.[[File:DB7Poster.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Desert Bus for Hope 7 Poster (by Mike Lunsford)]]

New for this year is the iOS Desert Bus For Hope app developed by [[Jer|Jeremy]], Louis Moga, and [[Ashton| Ashton Cummings]]. [https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/desert-bus-for-hope/id729313552?ls=1&mt=8 Link to the iTunes store for the app]

=Drivers=
All driving shifts are 12 hours long.
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Driver !! Shift Start (PST) !! Total Money Raised During Shift !! Avg. Donations Per Minute !! Points Earned !! Bus Crashes !! Bus Stops !! Toilet Flushes !! Driver Name
|-
| No Driver || Pre-Desert Bus || $4,044 raised beforehand || || || || ||
|-
| [[James]] || November 16 @ 10:00 || $31,360.67 raised during shift || $43.56 per minute || 1 point || 0 crashes || 0 Stops || 71 Flushes || Bond
|-
| [[Cam]] || November 16 @ 22:00 || $29,880.09 raised during shift || $41.50 per minute || 1 point || 0 crashes || 0 Stops || 48 Flushes || Bond
|-
| [[Jer|Jeremy]] || November 17 @ 10:00 || $35,161.61 raised during shift || $48.84 per minute || 2 points || 0 crashes || 0 Stops|| 85 Flushes || Bond
|-
| [[Johnny]] || November 17 @ 22:00 || $20,111.45 raised during shift || $27.93 per minute || 1 point || 0 crashes || 0 Stops || 53 Flushes || Bond
|-
| [[Kathleen]] || November 18 @ 10:00 || $31,609.13 raised during shift || $43.90 per minute || 2 points || 0 crashes || 0 Stops || 59 Flushes || Bond
|-
| [[Alex]] || November 18 @ 22:00 || $24,038.39 raised during shift || $33.39 per minute || 1 point || 0 crashes || 0 Stops || 28 Flushes || Bond
|-
| [[Tally]] || November 19 @ 10:00 || $47,110.68 raised during shift || $65.43 per minute || 1 point || 3 crashes || 2 Stops || 39 Flushes || Bond, M, Shame, Africa
|-
| [[Ian Horner]] || November 19 @ 22:00 || $19,081.01 raised during shift || $26.50 per minute || 1 point || 0 crashes || 3 Stops || 22 Flushes || Africa
|-
| [[Graham]] || November 20 @ 10:00 || $47,748.23 raised during shift || $66.32 per minute || 1 point || 1 crash || 7 Stops || 51 Flushes || Africa, Q
|-
| [[Ashton]] || November 20 @ 22:00 || $35,298.97 raised during shift || $49.03 per minute || 1 point || 0 crashes || 0 Stops || 33 Flushes || Q
|-
| [[Bill]] || November 21 @ 10:00 || $26,899.91 raised during shift || $37.36 per minute || 1 point || 1 crash || 1 Stop || 45 Flushes || Q, Oddjob
|-
| [[Matt]] || November 21 @ 22:00 || $53,823.58 raised during shift || $74.75 per minute || 1 point || 2 crashes* || 2 Stops || 47 Flushes || Oddjob, Boris, LostLuck
|-
| [[Paul]] || November 22 @ 10:00 || $108,112.58 raised during shift || $150.16 per minute || 0 points || 2 crashes || 1 Stop || 65 Flushes || LostLuck, End, Jocko
|-
|No Driver || Post-Desert Bus || $0 || || || || || ||
|-
|Totals (WHILE BUSSING) || 155 Hours || $516,466.12 raised || $55.32 per minute || 14 points (High: 9) || 9 crashes || 16 Stops || 646 Flushes || Bond, M, Shame, Africa, Q, Oddjob, Boris, LostLuck, End, Jocko
|-
|}
* The second crash of Matt's shift was caused by Alex unplugging Matt's controller during his moment of Hubris at reaching 400k [Hour 143] and surpassing his other drivers in donations earned.

=Guests=

==Call-ins==

New ones added as info becomes available.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Guest !! Best Known for !! Call-in time (all times 24hr PST) !! Website link
|-
| Matt Fraction || Eisner Award-Winning Comic Book Writer for Marvel Comics || November 16 @ 18:00 (Saturday) || http://mattfraction.com/
|-
| Bill Corbett || Writer, Performer, Cult Icon || November 17 @ 18:00 (Sunday) || http://www.rifftrax.com
|-
| Khaavren and Baxter || Fuzzy-Wuzzies, Dust Mops, Pro Cuddlers || November 18 @ ~12:00 (Monday) || http://www.loadingreadyrun.com
|-
| Bobak Ferdowsi || Systems Engineer at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory (NASA Mohawk Guy) || November 18 @ 18:00 (Monday) || http://www.nasa.gov/connect/artspace/creative_works/feature-bobak-ferdowsi.html
|-
| Mikey Neumann || Creative Software Champion at Gearbox Software, Voice Actor, Author || November 19 @ 18:00 (Tuesday) (Also made an unannounced call-in @ 03:00 on November 18th (Monday) || http://diagnosismia.blogspot.jp/
|-
| Phil Plait || Astronomer, Skeptic, Writer, and Popular Science Blogger || November 20 @ 11:00 (Wednesday) || http://www.slate.com/content/slate/blogs/bad_astronomy.html
|-
| Ben 'Yahtzee' Crowshaw || Writer, Video Game Journalist, Indy Game Developer, Entrepreneur || November, 20 @ 18:00 (Wednesday) || http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/
|-
| Bob "MovieBob" Chapman || Film Critic, Gamer, Pop-culture Commentator, Independent Film Maker || November 20 @ 21:00 (Wednesday) || http://moviebob.blogspot.jp/
|-
| Jim Sterling || Host of Jimquisition, Reviews Editor for Destructoid, Official Mysterio of Video Games || November 21 @ 11:00 (Thursday) || https://twitter.com/JimSterling
|-
| Bonnie Burton || Actress, Writer, Comedian || November 21 @ 18:00 (Thursday) || http://www.grrl.com
|-
| Aaron Forsythe || Magic: The Gathering Director of R&D || November 21 @ 22:30 (Thursday) ||

|}

==Visitors==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
! Guest !! Best Known for !! Visit time in the moonbase (all times 24hr PST) !! Website link
|-
| Dan Tharp || Ambassador of Awesome || November 17 @ 14:30 (Sunday... SUNDAY SUNDAY) || http://www.cardkingdom.com/
|-
| Steven Dengler || Entrepreneur, Investor, Geek, and all around good guy || November 21 @ 12:00 (Thursday) || http://www.dracogen.com & http://www.xe.com
|-
| Ken Steacy || Comic, Science Fiction Artist and Writer || November 21 @ 19:30 || http://www.kenspublishing.com/
|}

=Desert Bus 007 spoof titles=
{| class="wikitable"
|-
| As compiled by CantWearHats on LRR Forums to date: || As compiled by the DB offseason Chat:
|-
|
*Dr No Donor Account
*From Tuscon With Love
*GoldDengler
*Thunderbus
*You Only Crash Twice
*On Her Majesty's Shipping Service
*The Desert Is Forever
*Live And Let Drive
*The Man With The Golden Pun
*The Spy Who Clubbed Me
*Moonbaseraker
*For Your Prize Only
*Octopimpy
*A View To A Bill
*The Living Bugsplats
*License To Bid
*Soldeneye
*Tomorrow Never Drives
*The Bid Is Not Enough
*Drive Another Day
*Crashino Royale
*Qwoptum of Solace
*Busfall
|
*Dr. LRR
*From Tucson with Love
*Busfinger
*Thunderbus
*You Only Drive Twice
*On Her Majesty's Crafting Service
*Deserts are Forever
*Live and Let's Drive
*The Man with the Rare, Foil, Un-cut Magic Cards
*The Mod Who Banned Me
*Moonbaseraker
*For your Bids Only
*Octopimpy
*Never Say Going Twice Again
*A View to a Bill in his Mom's Dress
*The Missing Daylights
*License to Bus
*GoldenBus
*Bussing Never Dies
*Triple Madness is Not Enough
*Bus Another Day (Or Six)
*Charity Royale
*Quantum of Charity
*Busfall
*Random Will Return in DB 8
|-

|}

=Milestones=

(Times given in PST)

*Year 1 total exceeded - 16/11/13 ~15:50
*Year 2 total exceeded - 17/11/13 ~11:55
*Year 3 total exceeded - 18/11/13 ~17:46
*Year 4 total exceeded - 18/11/13 ~14:30
*Year 5 total exceeded - 21/11/13 ~23:25
*Year 6 total exceeded - 22/11/13 ~15:35

*$1.5 million lifetime - 19/11/13 ~23:40
*$1.75 million lifetime - 22/11/13 ~18:10
*$500,000 reached - 22/11/13 ~19:35

=Video links=

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq5zv3I9hxQ What is Desert Bus? (Official DB video)]

==Selected Parodies==

*none yet

==Selected Skits/Challenges/Moments==
;Epic Sax Guy
:During the final ten minutes of James' shift on the first night, Engineering played a continuous loop of the popular internet video "Epic Sax Guy" in response to the crew's request that "smooth jazz" be played. The staff members who were present improvised a series of silly and occasionally unnerving dances to the song, most notably a continuous, gentle en masse head bobbing while gazing directly into the camera with a broad smile.

;Derpline
:"Derpline" was a popular segment from previous Desert Bus events that was reportedly near-constantly requested until [[Alex]], the segment's host, performed the segment during his shift as a reward for breaking $170,000 by a certain time. The segment consists of Alex playing an apathetic morning radio DJ taking a series of bizarre calls to his show, to which he gives even more bizarre answers.

;Winston's Long Con
:When James handed off the thank-yous to Jer during the extra hour, the camera suddenly fell off the tripod. It was blamed on the web of Winston, the DB7 spider.

=Quotables=
[[Image:Q02SzT2.jpg|300px|thumb|One of the many images posted by chat.]]
*'''"Anime is for dumbs."''' - [[Alex]] during a mock-debate with [[Taka]] over Xbox One vs. Playstation 4 while using vocal jamming technology. This challenge took place near the end of Jer's shift. The end result was that the two sounded alternately as though they were intoxicated or parodying internet hate wars, the latter of which Alex embraced. The phrase caught on in the chat, who posted meme images and applied "for dumbs" to other situations as well as simply repeating the original phrase.

=Notable Memes=
;The Button
The F15 key at one of the workstations in the Engineering corner was programmed so that, when pressed, it played a random 15-60 second clip of relatively danceable music, prompting whoever was onscreen at the time to burst into a brief and spontaneous dance party. "The Button", whose creation was credited to [[Tally]], was a huge success - the crew's only disappointment was that it didn't trigger an appropriate change in lighting.

;"Woah chat. Such doge. Wow."
:check back later bro

;"Silica Gel"
:Chat became enraptured with Silica Gel from the N7 giveaway during the end of Cam's shift

;GIFs
:Chat was eager to post animated GIFs recording notable sight gags, often turning GIFs around in real time barely seconds after the event they depicted occurred onscreen.

=Achievements=

This year, like prior years featured the return of achievements. Some of these were similar to the ones of the past, some were not.

==Unlocked Achievements==

* '''On The Road Again''' - Reach 1 Point
* '''Road Trip!''' - We reach 5 Points
* '''The Long Haul''' - We reach 10 points
* '''Don't Stop Me Now!''' - We crash the bus
:Earned by Tally, occurred while Molly was at the wheel.
* '''Vegeta Extreme''' - $9001 donated by a single donor
* '''Excellent Posture''' - Someone balances something on their head
* '''Fancy Hat'''' - Someone puts pants on their head
* '''Two Heads Are Better Than One''' - Two People Sing a Duet
* '''Walrus Tickle Dance Bance''' - A marathon dance session of Carmelldansen
* '''Saturday Morning''' - A Sing along of an old cartoon theme song
* '''Clubbing a Dead Horse''' - Someone gets Clubbed
:Graham, by Bill's Stepdad
* '''Kid Gloves''' - Someone drives Desert Bus with socks on their hands.
* '''Houston, We Have a Problem''' - The feed goes down
:Went down during the 12th hour, midway through Cam's Shift.
* '''Ring-ding-dingeringeding!''' - A request is made (and fulfilled) for What the Fox Say?
: Sung when they reached 100,000. Can be viewed at: [http://youtu.be/_pGcedSUIwQ?t=3m50s]
* '''Prize Pig''' - A Pig is Sweetened.
* '''Diaebtic Pig''' - 10 Pigs are sweetened
* '''Glazed Ham''' - 20 Pigs are sweetened
* '''Crash the Gates''' - An auction's opening bid is $1000 or greater
* '''Radio Silence''' - No posts in the chat for 30 seconds. (Why do we keep including this achievement?)
* '''Trend-Setter''' - Desert Bus trends anywhere in the Top 10 on Twitter (we'll even take just in Canada)
* '''C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER''' - A Radio Silence attempt is spoiled in the last 5 seconds before success
* '''Right in the FACE(book)''' - A Desert Bus Facebook post receives more than 1000 likes.
* '''Insecticide''' - First bug splat of Desert Bus 7!
:Earned by James in his run.
* '''Choral Reef''' - More than 10 people singing on camera simultaneously.
* '''Dog Catcher''' - Someone in the chat notices Spot the Dog
* '''Ghost Ride the Whip''' - A driver dances beside the chair, while driving.
* '''Can You Step''' - Two bidders trash-talk during an auction.
* '''Hammertime''' - Someone gets IRL banhammered by one of the chat mods
* '''We <3 Handmade''' - Awarded when a Craft-Along item auctions for over $2,000
* '''Accident Free''' - A driver completes a shift without crashing.
:Completed by James in his first shift.
* '''Feed Dump''' - 10 people on camera are wearing hats at the same time.
* '''Might of the Masses''' - When a donation drive raises over $2,000.
* '''Who's Cutting Onions?''' - Someone at the Moonbase is moved to tears by "all dem feelings"
* '''Winter Wonderland''' - It snows during Desert Bus
[[Image:Winterwonderland.gif|200px|thumb|"The Snow" which earned the Winter Wonderland achievement.]]
: "Snow" appearing on the feed from the interactions of DBCommand
* '''QWOPing Balls''' - Someone finds something FAR too funny
* '''Well Dong''' - A driver plays another video game while also playing Desert Bus simultaneously
* '''Gender Fender Bender''' - Someone cross-dresses on camera
* '''And Then We Were the Demons''' - Fan fiction is read on air
:Completed by Cam during the late night hours of his shift.
* '''Record-Breaker''' - We hit a lifetime Desert Bus total of $1.5 million.
* '''It's Named Nick''' - Something previously unnamed is given a nickname by the chatroom
* '''Somebody Has to Change''' - Two Desert Bus crew members unintentionally wear the same item of clothing.
* '''Who's That?!''' - The crew manages to get an outsider on camera (like a delivery guy or something)
* '''Chilling Out''' - Two or fewer people in the room
* '''Emergent Gameplay''' - A driver claims to have found a way to "make the game better"
* '''Shut it Down''' - Someone's mobile phone goes off on camera
* '''Fake PHD''' - The first "Dear Dr" question is asked.
* '''It's So Cute!''' - The first non-human entity appears on camera
* '''We're Helping!''' - When the chat solves a problem nobody at the Moonbase can fix
* '''Hot Swap''' - A piece of equipment needs to be replaced, mid-run.
:Earned by Graham at the end of the feed loss that happened during the Card Kingdom Sponsored this Hour Hour but the Stream Crashed so they have another Hour Hour. Due to difficulties with the Internet connection, the video feeds were routed through his cellphone. Graham used up about 2GB of bandwidth during the short time he hosted the stream. (His mobile phone service provided unlimited bandwidth... the fools!)
* '''Don't Stop Me Now!''' - We crash the bus
* '''Bid for Power''' - Auction an item for more than $5000
* '''Kickin' it up a Notch''' - We hit our first 5-digit donation
:Earned by Paul during the Silica Gel auction where Notch donated $10000 at Hour 152.

==Locked Achievements==

All locked achievements were completed, a first for DBFH.

==Secret Achievements==

All Secret Achievements were completed.

=Craft-Along Participants=

[http://desertbus.org/crafters/ Go to the Desert Bus crafters page to see a full list of which crafter donated what!]

*Accents by Gwynn
*Alanna Robertson ([http://www.etsy.com/shop/GeekandSuch Etsy])
*Alatheia ([http://www.ravelry.com/people/Alatheia Ravelry])
*Alexander Rodgers ([http://henry-crun.deviantart.com/ Deviant Art])
*Amanda E. M. Haynes
*Ann Foraker ([http://notacanus.deviantart.com/ Deviant Art])
*AnnaTheRed ([http://www.annathered.com/ Website], [http://www.flickr.com/photos/annathered/collections/72157619521484008/ Photo gallery])
*Ariel Leather ([http://ariellograms.etsy.com/ Etsy], [http://ariellograms.tumblr.com/ Tumblr])
*Artemis
*Ash Vickers
*Beamie's Buddies ([http://beamiesbuddies.tumblr.com/ Tumblr], [http://beam-the-chao.deviantart.com/gallery/36517593 Deviant Art], [http://etsy.com/shop/BeamiesBuddies Etsy], [http://facebook.com/pages/Beamies-Buddies/156397221158346 Facebook])
*Becka Reed ([http://etsy.com/shop/LunkaCo Etsy])
*Blaine aka Brainstew ([http://www.etsy.com/shop/NightTerrorzOddities Etsy])
*Bonnie Beyea
*Brent Stewart ([http://the-armoury-of-uroboros.tumblr.com/ Tumblr], [http://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/UroborosInc Etsy])
*C.M. Galdre ([http://galdregrim.com/ Website], [http://www.duelistthegame.com/ Duelist website])
*Carly Englander ([http://www.etsy.com/shop/LunkaCo Etsy])
*Chemistring ([http://www.flickr.com/photos/Chemistring Flickr], [http://www.ravelry.com/projects/Chemistring Ravelry])
*Cheryl A. Kraus ([http://www.etsy.com/shop/CherylsWares Etsy], [http://cakhost.deviantart.com/ Deviant Art])
*Chrissey Harrison ([http://chrisseysgreatescape.wordpress.com/ Blog], [http://thegreatesc.com/ Website])
*Christopher David Bischoff-Fincher
*Cultureshock
*Dana Staab ([http://hoshichiri.deviantart.com/ Deviant Art])
*David Woehr ([http://www.etsy.com/shop/grinningnarwhal Etsy], [http://grinningnarwhal.tumblr.com/ Tumblr])
*DigitalSeahorse ([http://dandy-l.deviantart.com/ Deviant Art], [http://digitalseahorse.ca/ Website], [http://digitalseahorse.blogspot.ca/ Blog])
*Emily (TsukiakariUsagi) ([http://www.tsukiakariusagi.net/ Website], [http://www.etsy.com/shop/tsukiakariusagi Etsy], [http://www.facebook.com/pages/TsukiakariUsagi-Stained-Glass-Designs/275601502457141 Facebook])
*Eric Johnson ([http://www.counterfet.com/ Website], [http://www.inkompetence.tumblr.com/ Tumblr])
*Erik and Vicki
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*FireFlower18 ([http://friendship-bracelets.net/user/FireFlower18 Website])
*Firefury Amahira
*Gavin Card
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*Helen Cowart ([http://www.elemental.name Website], [http://www.etsy.com/shop/ElementalGS Etsy], [http://www.facebook.com/pages/Elemental-Gallery-Studio/184387664918173 Facebook])
*Holly Elvins ([http://demoncub1990.deviantart.com/ Deviant Art], [http://hollyberriesstudios.blogspot.ca/ Blog], [http://hollyberriesstudio.tumblr.com/ Tumblr], [http://www.facebook.com/HollyBerriesStudios Facebook])
*Icefall ([http://mooglefashion.tumblr.com/ Tumblr])
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*J Barr
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*Jayne Wilson
*Jen Bagdasian ([http://gottastitchemall.tumblr.com/ Tumblr], [http://gotta-stitch-em-all.com/ Website])
*Jennifer Lewis ([http://www.mio.8k.com/ Website], [http://www.etsy.com/shop/jenniferlewisart?ref=l2-shopheader-name Etsy], [http://portfolios.risd.edu/Jennifer-Lewis Portfolios])
*Jessica Schwab ([http://www.etsy.com/shop/KnerdyLittleKnits Etsy], [http://knerdylittleknits.tumblr.com/ Tumblr])
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*Julisana ([http://www.etsy.com/shop/julisana Etsy], [http://julisana.deviantart.com Deviant Art])
*Kate
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*Kate Thompson ([http://www.etsy.com/shop/iamkaity Etsy])
*Katherine Bagdasian
*Katie and Tim ([http://www.bug-in-my-eye.deviantart.com Deviant Art], [http://bug-makes-art.tumblr.com/ Tumblr])
*Katrina Keller ([http://drwnzm.tumblr.com/ Tumblr])
*Kimberly Swanner ([http://whiteislandbird.wordpress.com Website])
*Kristin Lewallen ([http://araflyarts.wordpress.com/ Blog], [http://www.ravelry.com/projects/klewallen Ravelry])
*Kysen Henderson
*LadyRhian ([http://ladyrhianwriter.deviantart.com Deviant Art], [http://ladyrhian.blogspot.com Blog])
*Lareina Chan ([http://detectivesparky.deviantart.com/ Deviant Art])
*Lynne Connolly ([http://www.ravelry.com/people/devessi Ravelry])
*Maggie Bevis
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*Marcus Thomas
*Marisha ([http://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/Kwerkii Etsy])
*Mary Hutson ([http://lila-may-qt.deviantart.com Deviant Art], [http://www.facebook.com/UrbanSnapshot Facebook (hats)], [http://www.facebook.com/HutsonHandmade Facebook (baby accessories)])
*Matty ([http://missingpegbar.blogspot.ie/ Blog], [http://www.ohlookitsmatty.portfoliobox.me/ Portfolio], [http://ohlookitsmatty.tumblr.com/ Tumblr])
*Mia Steinberg ([http://www.particlesandwavesshow.com Radio show], [http://boneandgold.wordpress.com Blog])
*Miach ([http://www.mr2miach.com Website], [http://www.etsy.com/shop/julisana Etsy])
*Michelle Willson ([http://www.etsy.com/shop/CCComforts Etsy])
*MmRed ([http://mmredcosplay.blogspot.co.uk/ Cosplay blog], [http://mmred-blogmeblog.blogspot.co.uk/ Gaming blog], [http://hellomotos.deviantart.com/ Deviant Art])
*Monique Meek
*Nick A aka Tractor
*Nicole Gustafsson ([http://www.ngustafsson.blogspot.ca/ Blog], [http://nimasprout.com/ Website], [http://www.etsy.com/shop/nimasprout Etsy])
*Orin Drake ([http://shinythingsbyorindrake.tumblr.com/ Website], [http://www.etsy.com/shop/ShinyThingsbyOrin Etsy], [http://www.reignofangels.com/jewelry/ Tumblr], [http://wickedorin.deviantart.com/ Deviant Art])
*Paul Roberts
*Penny Lane ([http://www.snowcoveredswamp.com/ Blog])
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*Roxanne Wayne ([http://roxslide.blogspot.com/ Blog])
*Ryan McCann ([http://procedurallygenerated.com/?page_id=1258 Website])
*Samantha Panikian
*Sara McSorley ([http://www.upstairscomma.com Website], [http://mwar.deviantart.com Deviant Art], [http://www.etsy.com/shop/gembat Etsy])
*Sarah Mendiola ([http://www.sarahmendiola.com Website], [http://suzuknits.tumblr.com Tumblr - knitting], [http://suzuscribbles.tumblr.com Tumblr - drawing], [http://suzubean.etsy.com Etsy])
*Sarah Overall ([http://daleksteahouse.etsy.com/ Etsy], [http://sarahserinde.tumblr.com/my-crafts Tumblr])
*Schala-Kitty ([http://www.etsy.com/shop/CraftedWithZeal Etsy], [http://craftedwithzeal.net/ Website], [http://schalakitty.tumblr.com/ Tumblr])
*Scott, Just Scott
*Sean Robert
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*Sieg Reyu ([http://zomgbeadsprites.wordpresss.com Blog])
*Stef from [http://CustomDiceBags.com CustomDiceBags.com] ([http://www.toteuncommon.com Etsy], [http://www.facebook.com/CustomDiceBags Facebook])
*Stephanie Martin ([http://azralorne.etsy.com Etsy])
*Steve Hedger
*Steven Lauterwasser ([http://i-sing-endlessly.tumblr.com/ Tumblr], [http://agamerandascholar.com Website])
*Tally Heilke ([http://tallystreasury.com/ Craft blog], [http://www.etsy.com/shop/TallysBestiary Etsy])
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*Tara Heilke
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*Tim K
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*anonymous
*dees253
*pipedreamdragon

=Sponsors=
'''''Organizing Partners'''''

*[http://www.loadingreadyrun.com/ Loading Ready Run]
*[http://www.dammitliz.com/ Dammit Liz Productions]
*[http://www.dracogen.com/ Dracogen Incorporated]

'''''Corporate Sponsors'''''

*[http://www.wizards.com/ Wizards of The Coast]
*[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/ The Escapist]
*[http://www.penny-arcade.com Penny Arcade]
*[http://www.cardkingdom.com Card Kingdom]
*[http://www.megacynics.com/ MegaCynics]
*[http://www.fangamer.com FanGamer]
*[http://www.theroveroutpost.com/ The Rover Outpost]
*[http://www.kenspublishing.com/ Ken Steacy Publishing]
*[http://privateerpress.com/ Privateer Press]
*[http://www.greaterthangames.com greater/than/games]
*[http://www.xbox.com/ Xbox.com]
*[http://www.microsoft.com/games/mgsgamecatalog/default.aspx Microsoft Studios]
*[http://www.hiddenpath.com/ Hidden Path Entertainment]
*[http://www.paizo.com Paizo Publishing]
*[http://www.firehosegames.com/ Fire Hose Games]
*[http://www.thebehemoth.com/ The Behemoth]
*[http://geekchichq.com/ Geek Chic]
*[http://www.343industries.org/news 343 Industries]
*[http://www.joystiq.com/ Joystiq]
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*[http://www.nerdist.com/ Nerdist Industries]
*[http://fernwoodcoffee.com/ Fernwood Coffee Company]
*[http://mygimpylife.com/ My Gimpy Life]
*[http://www.lonesharkgames.com/ Lone Shark Games]
*[http://oceanisland.com/ Ocean Island]

'''''Community Sponsors'''''

*[http://www.momocon.com/ MomoCon]
*[http://www.thedoubleclicks.com/ The Doubleclicks]
*[http://projectredflag.bandcamp.com/track/event-horizon RedFlag]
*[http://www.biggiantcircles.com/ BigGiantCircles]
*[http://miracleofsound.bandcamp.com/ Miracle of Sound]
*Patrick Rothfuss
*[http://twitter.com/genomancer Gavin Duggan]
*[http://twitter.com/AnneWheaton Anne] & [http://wilwheaton.net/ Wil Wheaton]
*[http://twitter.com/Kainin Kainin]
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*[http://twitter.com/LordHosk Lord Hosk]
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*[http://www.joevollan.com/ Joe Vollan]
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*[http://www.grrl.com/ Bonnie Burton]
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*Matthew Murray
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*Jon Valentine
*Tom Tranter
*[http://loganbonner.blogspot.ca/ Logan Bonner]
*[http://sweetafton23.com/ Molly Lewis]
*and the Laser Firing Space Dinosaur Crew

'''''Official Desert Bus Artist'''''
*[http://supernormalstep.com/ Mike Lunsford]

'''''Technical Sponsors'''''
*[http://www.servint.net/ Servint]
*[http://www.pubnub.com/ PubNub]
*[http://www.shaw.ca/ Shaw]

=The Desert Bus for Hope 007 Team=

==The Crew==
*[[Alex Steacy]] - Driver, Overlay Engineer
*[[Ash Vickers]] - Event Manager
*[[Ashley Allman]] - Shipping Coordinator
*[[Ashton Cummings]] - Driver, IT Coordinator
*[[Brendan "Beej" Dery]] - Event Manager
*[[Graham Stark]] - Driver, Graphic Designer
*[[James Turner]] - Driver, Project Manager, Call-In Coordinator
*[[Jeremy Petter]] - Driver, Director of Secret Projects
*[[Johnny Blakeborough]] - Driver, Broadcast Coordinator
*Kara McLachlan - Communications Coordinator
*[[Kathleen De Vere]] - Driver, Volunteer Coordinator
*Liz Smith - Call-In Coordinator, Event Manager
*[[Paul Saunders]] - Driver, Website Technician
*[[Tally Heilke]] - Driver, Prize & Sponsorship Coordinator

==Volunteers==

===Event Managers===
*[[Ash Vickers]]
*[[Brendan "Beej" Dery]]
*Liz Smith

===Engineering Team===
*Thomas Ourada
*Blake
*[[Johnny Blakeborough]]
*[[Ian Horner]]
*[[Alex Steacy]]
*Cori Dickson

===Communications Team===
*Maya Kramer
*Mia Steinberg
*Alanna Bullock
*Shandi Shiach
*Matthew Murray
*Sol Kauffman
*Mike Whittaker
*[[Kate Stark]]

===Shipping Team===
*Sarah Mendiola
*[[Jess Bell]]
*[[Ashley Allman]]
*Serge Yager

===Site Volunteers===
*Kelsey "Pika" Ehrlich
*Dan Wu
*Kim Rose
*Andre Van Slyke
*Brent Stewart
*Brendan Baker
*Ian Jacek

===Other Volunteers===
*Andrew Ferguson - Photographer
*[[Bill Watt]] - Driver
*[[Cameron Lauder]] - Driver
*Chris "[[Fugiman]]" Gamble - Remote Sysadmin
*Dan Ross - Remote Sysadmin
*Eric Schewe - Remote Sysadmin
*Ian "Dix" Dixon - Onsite Chat Moderator
*[[Kate Stark]] - Nomordinator
*Kelly Clarke - Pre-Blogger & Media Aggregator
*[[Matt Wiggins]] - Driver

=Guests In The Moonbase!=

'''''Annual'''''
*[[Andrew Cownden]]
*[[Bill's Mom]]
*[[Gibb]]

'''''Special'''''
*[[Dale Friesen]]
:Because of a performance which Dale was scheduled for at the end of the week he was uncertain he'd be able to come. He managed to make it in for a little bit during hour 27.
*Winston
:The spider that built a massive web behind the main room camera.

=Desert Bus For Hope iOS app=

Envisioned by Jer, who would go about to conscript the help of Louis Moga and Ashton Cummings in producing it, the Desert Bus For Hope iOS is an app created for DBFH7. This app had many of the functions of the main site available on it, like the stats/graph, feed, schedule, prizes, and drivers. Indeed the only thing missing is the ability to donate (with such abilities prevented in the app store), which they circumvented by sending you to donate through Safari. While there had been initial plans to make this also available on Android for DB007, this was deemed unfeasible in the time available.

=Flush Count=

With the setup for Desert Bus for Hope 7, the piping in the moon base was set close to the microphone for the driver camera. This resulted in the flushing of the toilet in the Moonbase being quite audibly heard within the stream, and commented on - which the Chat quite obviously latched onto early.

While initially it had been set up so that those in the moon base would be keeping track of this, this soon ran awry as the counter they had only went up to 6. Following this, a shared online spreadsheet would be made, and elaborated on to a excessive degree. Some of the more unique peculiarities of this would end up being:

*Total Flushes
*Average Flushes per hour
*Value per flush
*Flushes per hour per person
*Gallons Flushed

This would all accumulate to the "KING OF THE PORCELAIN THRONE", a title awarded to the driver during which the most flushes occurred. For DBFH7, this was [[Jeremy Petter| Jer]] with 85 Flushes.

Additionally, other stats would be recorded on this as well, such as:

*Things Knocked Over
*Chat Crashes
*Dance Party Button presses
*Math Fails
*Feed Crashes

Which were not necessarily as tracked as well as the flushes during the course of the event.

=Desert Bus Picks the NFL Winners=

As in previous years, Desert Bus for Hope began on a weekend during the U.S. Football (NFL) season and this year, it was Cam's turn to predict which team would win and why. These decisions were made knowing nothing about the teams playing other than their team names. A U.K. viewer named Jamie then bet £1.00 GBP (about $1.67 USD) on each game and said that he would donate all of his winnings. As of Monday evening, LRR's final record was 6 wins, 5 losses, and 0 ties, raising $29.24 (rounded up) for Child's Play. [https://desertbus.org/blog/2013/11/17/gridiron/]

=Desert Bus de l'espoir=
[[Image:DBFH7_DBFRXDBFH_Winner.jpg|300px|thumb|Winning Image of the DesertBus de l'espoir X Desert Bus for Hope contest.]]
Learned about shortly on the beginning of the Fifth day of DBFH, Desert Bus de l'espoir is a France based marathon (a "marathon solidaire du 22 au 24 novembre 2013") of Desert Bus for the charity Secours populaire francais [http://english.secourspopulaire.fr/], an organization devoted to combating poverty and social inequity in France and around the world. Almost immediately, dialogue occurred on Twitter, with Desert Bus de l'espoir recognizing DBFH as a "Big Brother". DBFH quite gladly encouraged its members to join them and donate to them once DBFH ended, seeing it as an additional good cause.

The Desert Bus de l'espoir has a rather different format, with two hosts and a rotating special guest who switches out on the hour and drives the bus. The marathon is to go on for 60 hours, shorter than even the first DBFH in scope. These special guests include indie developers and writers

Shortly afterwords, a challenged was issued to "Draw a picture of French Desert Bus (as represented by Ian) meeting with Canadian Desert Bus (represented by Kathleen)" during the midst of the Zeta Shift.[https://desertbus.org/blog/2013/11/22/art-challenge-draw-the-french-and-canadian-desert-busses-meeting/] The winning image presented an incredibly stereotyped French Ian (wearing a black and white striped shirt, a red scarf, and a Beret) and an incredibly stereotyped Canadian Kathleen (wearing a pink toque).[https://desertbus.org/blog/2013/11/22/winner-of-the-canadafrance-bus-meetings/]

=Links to various Desert Bus 7 related pages=

* [https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0At9sZ1TdTzD1dGxyQVRPbDhOSG5BOWY5NURpc3VGbVE&usp=sharing DBFH7 Flush Sheet]

* [https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AlyG1n7U8qCldGVoSTZsZVJFOWZQYlUyOElzZTJQV0E&usp=sharing DBFH7 NFL Picks - Week 11 Sheet] - Maintained separately from Flush Sheet

* [https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0An5zmRZIpXdPdE0zUjU1MmM1WUoxU21sU2U2WUhhcGc&usp=drive_web#gid=3 Video Strike Team's Event Log]

* GIF collections: [http://greywool.com/desertbus/gifs/ All (collected automatically)], [http://instant-grat.com/db7/ Created by chat user simon], (more links go here)

* [http://desertbus.jmjv.fr/ Desert Bus de l'espoir]

[[Category:Desert Bus]]

Suspend Your Disbelief

2012-11-22T11:46:29Z

ReecyBoy42:

A musical number about musicals.
==Vital Statistics==
[[Image:86.jpg|thumb]]
'''Date:''' March 18, 2005

'''Category:''' Music

'''Appearing:''' [[Andrew Cownden]], [[Patrick Donison]], Rachelle LeBlanc, [[Jeremy Petter]], Duncan Watt, Russ Reilander, [[Paul Saunders]], Azin Seraj and Rocky Mann

'''Writing:''' Andrew Cownden and [[Graham Stark]]

'''Music:''' Andrew Cownden

'''Camera:''' Graham Stark

'''Editing:''' Graham Stark

'''Location:''' UVic

==Synopsis==
Since Pat finds musicals absurd. Andy uses the power of song and dance to change his mind.

==Behind the Scenes==
"This oddly popular video was written in a weekend and put together over spring break. Graham called me up and said he had this idea for a musical number. I hummed out a melody, then Graham and I brainstormed lyrics. With a rough chord structure, Graham was able to get me into a small computer lab at Uvic in the Visual Arts building where after four or five days work with the Garage Band program, we were able to pound out the track. We shot it in an afternoon, everyone lip-synching to a scratchy boom-box, Graham being dangerously carted around with his camera on top of a borrowed dolly from the art department. Then the whole thing was edited and put on the site. Thanks again to everyone who helped to put it together. I'm so glad people enjoy it, even though the music isn't as clean as I'd like it to be." - Andy

==Trivia==
* One of the many bunnies at UVic interfered with filming.
* This video was screened at the [[LoadingReadyRun Fifth Anniversary Screening]] as it was tied for second fan favorite

==Lyrics==

Suspend your disbelief

I hear an underscore, can you hear it?

''Hear what?''

I feel a song in store, can you feel it? It may be corny, and cheesy i know, but that why i love it soooooo, cause.... life's more worth living for with muuuuuuuuuuuuusic...

Hang on, you know what this needs? CINEMASCOPE!

Come along with me my friend, let me tell you 'bout the music, let me help you comprehend. Before you start to lose it, come along, come along ''look, musicals are stupid''. Come along ''oh yeah and i'll tell you why'' come along...

''Ok you see musicals, they're retarded, they dont make any sense, y'see, theres just all this stuff going on, they've got everyday people dancing in time...''

Thats the ideaaa...

''And you see all these people, they have to speak in rhyme.''

Thats the ideaaa

If your everyday life is getting you down, and you're looking for relief, just escape through a musical, suspend your disbelief. When laundry, traffic work and taxes, cause you so much pain. Just think of old gene kelly, when he was singin in the rain.

'''Hey buddy give that back'''
But it illustrates a gene kelly reference so poingnantly
'''you stay right there, i'm calling campus security'''
Wait!
Can you hear an underscore...
'''yes i hear it'''
can you feel a song in store?
'''yes i feeel it'''

Duet:
'''theres a melody calling me there (1.), its lifting me into the air(2), gee, lifes more worth living for...(3)with music'''

(1.)Its never too late to begin (2) i knew it could kid (3) with music

''uhhh this is rediculous''
'''Thats why its so great'''
yeah

All together'''

Come along with us and see, how the sparkle and the spangle, can jazz up your old routine, take the world from a new angle, come along ''no'' come along ''yeah i'm just gonna step off the ledge'' come along ''geez'' come along

''look you guys you just dont get it, i mean *sighs* the sets are too loud and the characters dense''
Thats the idea
''the plots are contrived and dont make any sense''
'''thats the idea'''

Duet
If your everyday life is getting you down and you're looking for relief, just escape through a musical, suspend your disbelief.
Take rodgers and hammerstien 'Suntime and weather(?)' girschwin and bodski and mix them together
add in some singers like andrews and garlen, crosby and kelly were just getting started

Whaddaya say pal?

''i can hear it''

Everyone: HALLELUJAH

''i understand now its all around me''
come along
''its like my whole world is in a key change''
Come along
''there it is''
Come along

''i want a gilbert and sullivan orchestration, and a webber rock opera innovation! if your everyday life is bringing you down and you're looking for relief, just escape through a musical, suspend your disbelief''

All together: Where sailors dance and break into song just remember the phrase that will help you along, we could sing it for days but we'll put it in brief, suspend your disbelief!

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[[Category:Music]]
[[Category:Season Two]]

Suspend Your Disbelief

2012-11-22T11:43:49Z

ReecyBoy42: I'm editing as fast as I can to clean this up for a Desert Bus performance in just a sec

A musical number about musicals.
==Vital Statistics==
[[Image:86.jpg|thumb]]
'''Date:''' March 18, 2005

'''Category:''' Music

'''Appearing:''' [[Andrew Cownden]], [[Patrick Donison]], Rachelle LeBlanc, [[Jeremy Petter]], Duncan Watt, Russ Reilander, [[Paul Saunders]], Azin Seraj and Rocky Mann

'''Writing:''' Andrew Cownden and [[Graham Stark]]

'''Music:''' Andrew Cownden

'''Camera:''' Graham Stark

'''Editing:''' Graham Stark

'''Location:''' UVic

==Synopsis==
Since Pat finds musicals absurd. Andy uses the power of song and dance to change his mind.

==Behind the Scenes==
"This oddly popular video was written in a weekend and put together over spring break. Graham called me up and said he had this idea for a musical number. I hummed out a melody, then Graham and I brainstormed lyrics. With a rough chord structure, Graham was able to get me into a small computer lab at Uvic in the Visual Arts building where after four or five days work with the Garage Band program, we were able to pound out the track. We shot it in an afternoon, everyone lip-synching to a scratchy boom-box, Graham being dangerously carted around with his camera on top of a borrowed dolly from the art department. Then the whole thing was edited and put on the site. Thanks again to everyone who helped to put it together. I'm so glad people enjoy it, even though the music isn't as clean as I'd like it to be." - Andy

==Trivia==
* One of the many bunnies at UVic interfered with filming.
* This video was screened at the [[LoadingReadyRun Fifth Anniversary Screening]] as it was tied for second fan favorite

==Lyrics==

Suspend your disbelief

I hear an underscore, can you hear it?

''Hear what?''

I feel a song in store, can you feel it? It may be corny, and cheesy i know, but that why i love it soooooo, cause.... life's more worth living for with muuuuuuuuuuuuusic...

Hang on, you know what this needs? CINEMASCOPE!

Come along with me my friend, let me tell you 'bout the music, let me help you comprehend. Before you start to lose it, come along, come along (look, musicals are stupid). Come along (oh yeah and i'll tell you why) come along...

''Ok you see musicals, they're retarded, they dont make any sense, y'see, theres just all this stuff going on, they've got everyday people dancing in time...''

Thats the ideaaa...

''And you see all these people, they have to speak in rhyme.''

Thats the ideaaa

If your everyday life is getting you down, and you're looking for relief, just escape through a musical, suspend your disbelief. When laundry, traffic work and taxes, cause you so much pain. Just think of old gene kelly, when he was singin in the rain.

'''Hey buddy give that back'''
But it illustrates a gene kelly reference so poingnantly
'''you stay right there, i'm calling campus security'''
Wait!
Can you hear an underscore...
'''yes i hear it'''
can you feel a song in store?
'''yes i feeel it'''

Duet:
'''theres a melody calling me there (1.), its lifting me into the air(2), gee, lifes more worth living for...(3)with music'''

(1.)Its never too late to begin (2) i knew it could kid (3) with music

''uhhh this is rediculous''
'''Thats why its so great'''
yeah

All together'''

Come along with us and see, how the sparkle and the spangle, can jazz up your old routine, take the world from a new angle, come along ''no'' come along ''yeah i'm just gonna step off the ledge'' come along ''geez'' come along

''look you guys you just dont get it, i mean *sighs* the sets are too loud and the characters dense''
Thats the idea
''the plots are contrived and dont make any sense''
'''thats the idea'''

Duet
If your everyday life is getting you down and you're looking for relief, just escape through a musical, suspend your disbelief.
Take rodgers and hammerstien 'Suntime and weather(?)' girschwin and bodski and mix them together
add in some singers like andrews and garlen, crosby and kelly were just getting started

Whaddaya say pal?

''i can hear it''

Everyone: HALLELUJAH

''i understand now its all around me''
come along
''its like my whole world is in a key change''
Come along
''there it is''
Come along

''i want a gilbert and sullivan orchestration, and a webber rock opera innovation! if your everyday life is bringing you down and you're looking for relief, just escape through a musical, suspend your disbelief''

All together: Where sailors dance and break into song just remember the phrase that will help you along, we could sing it for days but we'll put it in brief, suspend your disbelief!

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Suspend Your Disbelief

2012-11-22T11:42:40Z

ReecyBoy42:

A musical number about musicals.
==Vital Statistics==
[[Image:86.jpg|thumb]]
'''Date:''' March 18, 2005

'''Category:''' Music

'''Appearing:''' [[Andrew Cownden]], [[Patrick Donison]], Rachelle LeBlanc, [[Jeremy Petter]], Duncan Watt, Russ Reilander, [[Paul Saunders]], Azin Seraj and Rocky Mann

'''Writing:''' Andrew Cownden and [[Graham Stark]]

'''Music:''' Andrew Cownden

'''Camera:''' Graham Stark

'''Editing:''' Graham Stark

'''Location:''' UVic

==Synopsis==
Since Pat finds musicals absurd. Andy uses the power of song and dance to change his mind.

==Behind the Scenes==
"This oddly popular video was written in a weekend and put together over spring break. Graham called me up and said he had this idea for a musical number. I hummed out a melody, then Graham and I brainstormed lyrics. With a rough chord structure, Graham was able to get me into a small computer lab at Uvic in the Visual Arts building where after four or five days work with the Garage Band program, we were able to pound out the track. We shot it in an afternoon, everyone lip-synching to a scratchy boom-box, Graham being dangerously carted around with his camera on top of a borrowed dolly from the art department. Then the whole thing was edited and put on the site. Thanks again to everyone who helped to put it together. I'm so glad people enjoy it, even though the music isn't as clean as I'd like it to be." - Andy

==Trivia==
* One of the many bunnies at UVic interfered with filming.
* This video was screened at the [[LoadingReadyRun Fifth Anniversary Screening]] as it was tied for second fan favorite

==Lyrics==
Direct transcript of the video. the three parts are indicated by "" and --

Suspend your disbelief

I hear an underscore, can you hear it?

''Hear what?''

I feel a song in store, can you feel it? It may be corny, and cheesy i know, but that why i love it soooooo, cause.... life's more worth living for with muuuuuuuuuuuuusic...

Hang on, you know what this needs? CINEMASCOPE!

Come along with me my friend, let me tell you 'bout the music, let me help you comprehend. Before you start to lose it, come along, come along (look, musicals are stupid). Come along (oh yeah and i'll tell you why) come along...

''Ok you see musicals, they're retarded, they dont make any sense, y'see, theres just all this stuff going on, they've got everyday people dancing in time...''

Thats the ideaaa...

''And you see all these people, they have to speak in rhyme.''

Thats the ideaaa

If your everyday life is getting you down, and you're looking for relief, just escape through a musical, suspend your disbelief. When laundry, traffic work and taxes, cause you so much pain. Just think of old gene kelly, when he was singin in the rain.

'''Hey buddy give that back'''
But it illustrates a gene kelly reference so poingnantly
'''you stay right there, i'm calling campus security'''
Wait!
Can you hear an underscore...
'''yes i hear it'''
can you feel a song in store?
'''yes i feeel it'''

Duet:
'''theres a melody calling me there (1.), its lifting me into the air(2), gee, lifes more worth living for...(3)with music'''

(1.)Its never too late to begin (2) i knew it could kid (3) with music

''uhhh this is rediculous''
'''Thats why its so great'''
yeah

All together'''

Come along with us and see, how the sparkle and the spangle, can jazz up your old routine, take the world from a new angle, come along ''no'' come along ''yeah i'm just gonna step off the ledge'' come along ''geez'' come along

''look you guys you just dont get it, i mean *sighs* the sets are too loud and the characters dense''
Thats the idea
''the plots are contrived and dont make any sense''
'''thats the idea'''

Duet
If your everyday life is getting you down and you're looking for relief, just escape through a musical, suspend your disbelief.
Take rodgers and hammerstien 'Suntime and weather(?)' girschwin and bodski and mix them together
add in some singers like andrews and garlen, crosby and kelly were just getting started

Whaddaya say pal?

''i can hear it''

Everyone: HALLELUJAH

''i understand now its all around me''
come along
''its like my whole world is in a key change''
Come along
''there it is''
Come along

''i want a gilbert and sullivan orchestration, and a webber rock opera innovation! if your everyday life is bringing you down and you're looking for relief, just escape through a musical, suspend your disbelief''

All together: Where sailors dance and break into song just remember the phrase that will help you along, we could sing it for days but we'll put it in brief, suspend your disbelief!

{{VideoNavigation|Season Two|Music|[[Rick Mercer]]|[[Celestial Sea: Episode 5]]|[http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/86 {{PAGENAME}}]|758 {{PAGENAME}}}}

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[[Category:Music]]
[[Category:Season Two]]