Recurring Feed Dump Segments

2012-11-22T04:39:13Z

Wing Dairu: added descriptions to all named segments.

These are segments that have appeared in [[Feed Dump]] that will likely show up again:

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; Paul and Matt Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About
In this segment, Graham presents a story with a central detail missing. The guests (initially Paul and Matt) then have to guess what the detail is.
* ''In episodes [[Tigers and Sheep|1]], [[Smoking Carrots in New Zealand|3]], [[Criminals & Lawyers|6]], [[The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales|15]], [[Mexican Sex, Dolphins & Nudists|17]], [[Santa Drugs|25]], [[My Cat Ate My Whopper|32]], [[Fruit Fly Rejection|43]], [[Nightflight to Venus|47]], [[Guessing Games|55]]''
* Once known as "Andy and Jer Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About"
* Once known as "James and Matt Have to Figure Out What's in this Nigerian's Poop"
* Once known as "Alex, Kathleen, and LeeLee Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About"

; Kathleen's Political Fact of the Week
Kathleen presents a fact related to politics.
* ''In episodes [[Mullet Bandit and the Blondes|2]], [[Smoking Carrots in New Zealand|3]], [[Drugged Food in the 90s|9]], [[Marathon Train Poop|21]], [[Bears: On Cans & In Scotland|29]], [[Expensive Tastes|74]]
''

; The Dump Truck
Graham and the two guests try a strange food product.
* ''In episodes [[Mullet Bandit and the Blondes|2]], [[Lemon Flavored Goodness|7]], [[Ash-Bullets & Wow-Butter|20]]''

; Alex Reacts
While a news story is being read, Alex acts out what is happening.
* ''In episodes [[Lemon Flavored Goodness|7]]''

; Vuvezela News
Graham attempts to read a news story with a vuvuzela being blown in his ear.
* ''In episodes [[Magnet Boy & Fat Baby|8]]''

; It's the End of the Show (The Show is Over Now)
Not actually a segment, this is simply a title card and jingle that is shown at the end of the show.
* ''In episodes [[Korea & Russia & Chechnya, Oh My!|10]], [[Toe Suckin' and Cat Screamin'|18]], [[Test Tube Beef|39]]''

; Paul and Kathleen Dress Like Vikings
Paul and Kathleen exchange very brief banter while wearing viking hats.
* ''In episodes [[Sinkhole Pronounced Dead|11]], [[The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales|15]]''

; Is it Playable?
Two guests (usually Jer and Alex) are read a news story, and then discuss how playable the central concept of the story would be if it were a card in Magic: The Gathering.
* ''In episodes [[Some of THESE Truck-Nuts|12]], [[Kebabs, Capybaras and Cows|14]], [[Cons, Moms, Bones & Waffles|59]]''

; The Price is Ridiculous!
The guests attempt to price an item in a news story to the closest amount without going over.
* ''In episodes [[Bears and Wine|13]]''

; Can Kathleen and Missy Make This Funny?
Missy and Kathleen attempt to make a particularly sad or offensive story comedic, usually with mixed results.
* ''In episodes [[Bears and Wine|13]]''

; Why in the Hell?
The crew attempt to figure out the reasoning behind the actions of someone in a news story.
* ''In episodes [[Toe Suckin' and Cat Screamin'|18]]''

; It's The Beginning of the Show (The Show is Starting Now)
Just like It's The End of the Show (The Show is Over Now), but at the beginning of the show.
* ''In episodes [[Marathon Train Poop|21]]''

; Kate and Kathleen Dispense Horrible Advice
Kate and Kathleen dispense purposefully bad advice.
* ''In episodes [[Live Birth Webcast|22]], [[Carcinogen Cola|42]]''

; What Could Be Worse?
Having been read a story about a particularly bad or unlucky turn of events, the guests attempt to come up with things that are worse than the story.
* ''In episodes [[Bad Cops & Strong Pops|26]], [[Rats & Cats & Dead Moms|31]], [[Fruit Fly Rejection|43]], [[Girls Dump|58]]''

; Let's Ask What is Clearly a Cut-Out of Vin Diesel
The crew asks questions of a cardboard standee of Vin Diesel.
* ''In episodes [[Frosty Cardboard Marmite|28]], [[No Foot for You|45]]''

; Alex and Matt Try To Get it Up...
Alex and Matt sit in silence and pretend to attempt to give themselves erections.
* ''In episodes [[Reindeer Pâté|31]]''

; LOL, Canada
The Victoria, BC-based crew reads a story regarding funny events in their own country, then make fun of them.
* ''In episodes [[Terrorist Salad Bar|33]], [[A Pig Inside a Cow|38]], [[Hot Nurses and Pregnant Chimps|40]], [[Bacon Coffin|46]], [[Drug Lobsters|76]]''

; It's a Big Pile of Cash. What Would You Do With It?
The crew attempts to decide what they would do with a giant pile of cash.
* ''In episodes [[Big Pile of Cash|35]], [[Machete Party Crasher|75]]''

; What's Being Smuggled Today? (It's Usually Something with Replites...)
Graham reads a news story related to smuggling, then the guests crack jokes about it.
* ''In episodes [[French Fry Attack!|57]]''

; Super Effective!
The guests come up with methods or actions that would be more effective or efficiant (but usually more nonsensical) than those of someone in a news story.
* ''In episodes [[Girls Dump|58]], [[Panda: The Other White Meat|73]], [[Bigfeets|77]]''

==Untitled Segments==
These are bits from Feed Dump that didn't have a titled segment, but could possibly make a reappearance:

; Porn Guy
* ''In episodes [[Tigers and Sheep|1]], [[Mullet Bandit and the Blondes|2]]''

; Forum Comment of the Week
* ''In episodes [[Mullet Bandit and the Blondes|2]], [[Black Metal and Nudity|4]]''

; The Penalty Box
* ''In episodes [[Penalty Calls|5]]''

; Dungeons & Dragons Fortune Cards
* ''In episodes [[Soldiers of Fortune|19]]''

; Feed Dump Halloween Costume Suggestions
* ''In episodes [[Powerless and Nude|23]]''

; Misleading Headline of the Week
* ''In episodes [[Hot Nurses and Pregnant Chimps|40]]''

; Alternatives to Handshaking
* ''In episodes [[Nugget Handshakes|41]]''

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Recurring Feed Dump Segments