View source for Qwerpline Ep13 - March Marchness (Transcript)

==Introduction==

'''You're listening to Qwerpline, here on QWRP FM.  Qwerpline this week is brought to you by the Lougheed Tough Slough Plough!  Dig a trough through your borough in no time at all with the Lougheed Tough Slough Plough!   It does a thorough job!'''

== Main ==

''Graham'': Good morning and welcome to Qwerpline!  Big G-Money here with A-Train.  How're you doing today, Alex?
''Alex'': Feeling like five pounds of excitement in a ten-pound bag!
''Graham'': Uh- plenty of room in there for more excitement, then, I guess. 
''Alex'':Hoping to get stuffed by the end of the parade!
''Graham'': As am I!  And hopefully you at home are having an equally exciting day in scenic Nsburg, Land of a Thousand Cakes!
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''Alex'':

''DRAFT''