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Lyrics for [[The Ballad of the Fanboy]]

<pre>You said I had you once,
now you're never coming back.
But I can prove to you
that you just can't leave me flat.

I've got 2000 games.
They don't compare to you.
Unlike them I'll finish you
before I get something new.

I love you.
Don't you see
that if you come back
I'll be your final fantasy?
I need you like oxygen.
So won't you come dance in my pinata pen?

I'll be your Princess Peach.
You'll be my Mario.
And at the end of the level,
you'll slide down my flag pole.
And like the master chief I'll get you from behind.
Although my sword is factory sealed I'll break it out for you tonight.

I love you.
Don't you see
that if you come back
I'll be your final fantasy?
I need you like gamer fuel.
And if we crackdown I've got some secret orbs for you.

I've been living two half lives without you.
And my heart is full of coffee thats hot for you.
You don't have to choose between naked and solid,
'cuz my snake is the big boss.
And he knows what he's gotta do.

I love you.
Can't you see
that if you come back
I'll be your final fantasy?
I need you like I need to bathe
And if you hold me close, I'll pierce your lock with my keyblade.

I love you.
don't you see that if you come back,
I'll let you waggle with my Wii
I need you - please don't say no,
'cuz if you come over, we'll play some Nintendo.</pre>

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