Timeline of the LRRd - Revision history

Sajuuk: updated cH link

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updated cH link

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	*'''Us playing Us''' - The bulk of the timeline is drawn from "Us playing Us" videos, where the cast portray themselves in comical situations. In [[OMG! Bears!]] Kathleen and Graham portray themselves, whilst Paul portrays a news reporter. In this case, OMG! Bears! is canon as established by the later [[A Little TOO Human]] because it establishes that Graham is aware of Kathleen's ursaphobia, and their maulings can be rendered non-fatal albeit harmful, as this fact is left ambiguous in the video despite the "bodies" notation, allowing it to exist in the direct canon of the timeline. In some cases, interactions with [[Phail]] can explain otherwise non-canon videos into direct canon.		*'''Us playing Us''' - The bulk of the timeline is drawn from "Us playing Us" videos, where the cast portray themselves in comical situations. In [[OMG! Bears!]] Kathleen and Graham portray themselves, whilst Paul portrays a news reporter. In this case, OMG! Bears! is canon as established by the later [[A Little TOO Human]] because it establishes that Graham is aware of Kathleen's ursaphobia, and their maulings can be rendered non-fatal albeit harmful, as this fact is left ambiguous in the video despite the "bodies" notation, allowing it to exist in the direct canon of the timeline. In some cases, interactions with [[Phail]] can explain otherwise non-canon videos into direct canon.
	*'''Show within a show''' - The greater section of non-canon videos occur in a status of "Show within a show" within the timeline. These are videos that, if assumed to be part of the direct canon, would disallow or be disallowed by other canon videos. Therefore, there are assumed to be videos that exist as part of the videos produced by the cast in their "Us playing Us" personas. For example, [[Nerd Fight]] is established to be a "Show within a show" video by [[Brain Transplants Made Easy]]. This is the catch-all category for all non-canon videos.		*'''Show within a show''' - The greater section of non-canon videos occur in a status of "Show within a show" within the timeline. These are videos that, if assumed to be part of the direct canon, would disallow or be disallowed by other canon videos. Therefore, there are assumed to be videos that exist as part of the videos produced by the cast in their "Us playing Us" personas. For example, [[Nerd Fight]] is established to be a "Show within a show" video by [[Brain Transplants Made Easy]]. This is the catch-all category for all non-canon videos.
	*'''Conflictingly Canon''' - The third and final section of videos is canon videos that cannot fit into the timeline for whatever reason. These are videos that stand as canon by reference or their own merit, but which conflict with other canon videos, which would normally render them non-canon. Thanks to the [[One Minute Shorts]] video, it can be established that alternate universes exist wherein the video could be conceivably canon without error. Therefore, such conflictingly canon videos are held in alternate universes. Most are said to occur in the alternate universe visited by Jer in the aforementioned video. As the timeline only concerns the timeline which the bulk of canon videos follows, these videos are not entered. For example, [[commodoreHUSTLE 01 - Laundry\|commodoreHUSTLE]] is known to follow it's own continuity, completely separate to that of the videos that make up the timeline, so is said to occur in it's own alternate universe.		*'''Conflictingly Canon''' - The third and final section of videos is canon videos that cannot fit into the timeline for whatever reason. These are videos that stand as canon by reference or their own merit, but which conflict with other canon videos, which would normally render them non-canon. Thanks to the [[One Minute Shorts]] video, it can be established that alternate universes exist wherein the video could be conceivably canon without error. Therefore, such conflictingly canon videos are held in alternate universes. Most are said to occur in the alternate universe visited by Jer in the aforementioned video. As the timeline only concerns the timeline which the bulk of canon videos follows, these videos are not entered. For example, [[commodoreHUSTLE 001 - Laundry\|commodoreHUSTLE]] is known to follow it's own continuity, completely separate to that of the videos that make up the timeline, so is said to occur in it's own alternate universe.

	==Theoretical and Evidenced Technologies==		==Theoretical and Evidenced Technologies==

Keab42 at 21:20, 6 April 2010

2010-04-06T21:20:14Z

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	*'''2068'''		*'''2068'''
	**Ned Bitterman dies of old age in Panama, aged 86.		**Ned Bitterman dies of old age in Panama, aged 86.

			[[Category:Fanon]]

Tombrend: /* One Minute Shorts */

2009-11-11T22:00:08Z

One Minute Shorts

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	:The Time Wii 4.8 prototype. Like the Time Helmet 4.8 this model doesn't malfunction in transit and contains anti-paradox technology. However, instead of traversing time directly in a solitary universe, it travels to that period in the next universe (If forward in time) or the previous universe (If backward in time) in the universal chain.		:The Time Wii 4.8 prototype. Like the Time Helmet 4.8 this model doesn't malfunction in transit and contains anti-paradox technology. However, instead of traversing time directly in a solitary universe, it travels to that period in the next universe (If forward in time) or the previous universe (If backward in time) in the universal chain.

	:Jer stole the Time Wii prototype to trade places with his 2005 self and better aid the Human Federation against the Ursine Coalition, but finding himself in a different universe realised this would be ultimately futile, so travelled to 2009 and assassinated ~~James~~ Allard, thus preventing the Halo Wars from ever occuring.		:Jer stole the Time Wii prototype to trade places with his 2005 self and better aid the Human Federation against the Ursine Coalition, but finding himself in a different universe realised this would be ultimately futile, so travelled to 2009 and assassinated J Allard, thus preventing the Halo Wars from ever occuring.

	====[[Keytars]]====		====[[Keytars]]====

Lyinginbedmon at 23:14, 7 March 2009

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	*James: "I think it's pretty hilarious."		*James: "I think it's pretty hilarious."
	*Paul: "Pretty cool."		*Paul: "Pretty cool."
	Jer ~~has stated he considers the Timeline~~ "Epic" early in the project's development.		*Jer: "Epic." (Stated in the forum thread early in the project's development)

	==Continuity==		==Continuity==

Lyinginbedmon: /* The Timeline */

2009-01-02T18:56:12Z

The Timeline

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	**Using the tabletop Spore kit, Matt mixes his genes with Jer's and creates Tim Sevenhuysen. Tim thereon inhabits the moonbase and films the crew behind the scenes to pay for his continued existence.		**Using the tabletop Spore kit, Matt mixes his genes with Jer's and creates Tim Sevenhuysen. Tim thereon inhabits the moonbase and films the crew behind the scenes to pay for his continued existence.
	**Ice Tray leaves 64K for a solo career, after a gameshow to decide, Killahbyte replaces him as Ice Tray.		**Ice Tray leaves 64K for a solo career, after a gameshow to decide, Killahbyte replaces him as Ice Tray.
			**''War of Christmas'' is released in theatres in time for the holiday season. Rosco P. Jangles III dies during filming.
	*'''2009'''		*'''2009'''
	**The Shark Armada falls to the Ursine Coalition for Picnic baskets in the Massacre of Duck 359.		**The Shark Armada falls to the Ursine Coalition for Picnic baskets in the Massacre of Duck 359.

Lyinginbedmon: /* The Timeline */

2008-12-27T22:40:31Z

The Timeline

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	**Paul suffers Phail radiation, installing Linux on various household items, and Graham.		**Paul suffers Phail radiation, installing Linux on various household items, and Graham.
	**The sun experiences erratic luminosity, but returns to normal within a month.		**The sun experiences erratic luminosity, but returns to normal within a month.
			**Morgan contracts Shrieking Explosive Diarrhoea from his New Years chainsaw encounter.
	**Graham unsuccessfully attempts to explain "Who's on First?" to Paul.		**Graham unsuccessfully attempts to explain "Who's on First?" to Paul.
	**Gibb becomes a Death Eater after meeting Lord Voldemort.		**Gibb becomes a Death Eater after meeting Lord Voldemort.

Lyinginbedmon: /* Progressions and Fates of Different Characters */ Added Gibb, Kathleen, and expanded on Paul

2008-11-27T17:01:53Z

Progressions and Fates of Different Characters: Added Gibb, Kathleen, and expanded on Paul

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	====[[Evil Inc.]]====		====[[Evil Inc.]]====
	:Unable to find a working escape tunnel, Evil Inc. fell to the Ghost Bears when they assaulted St Joseph Island in 2010. Their base on St. Joseph Island (Later St. Alex Island after Alex Steacy for his work safeguarding Ontario) was used by the Ursine Coalition for most of the Bear Wars.		:Unable to find a working escape tunnel, Evil Inc. fell to the Ghost Bears when they assaulted St Joseph Island in 2010. Their base on St. Joseph Island (Later St. Alex Island after Alex Steacy for his work safeguarding Ontario) was used by the Ursine Coalition for most of the Bear Wars.

			====[[Gibb]]====
			:Gibb worked with the Human Federation up until his death on the LRR-OUB in 2011. After his revival, he continued working with the Federation in a position as Yeti Ambassador, having finally re-established connections with his species, the Yetis.

	====[[Jeremy Petter\|Jer]], Crouching Ninja====		====[[Jeremy Petter\|Jer]], Crouching Ninja====
	:After his sifu master was killed by Ash when she joined the Ursine Coalition under Lord Bigfoot in 2013, Jer went on a tirade of vengeance for over a year before joining the Human Federation with many ninja allies. He was recognised by ninja kind as one of the greatest among them.		:After his sifu master was killed by Ash when she joined the Ursine Coalition under Lord Bigfoot in 2013, Jer went on a tirade of vengeance for over a year before joining the Human Federation with many ninja allies. He was recognised by ninja kind as one of the greatest among them.

			====[[Kathleen De Vere\|Kathleen]]====
			:After being horribly mauled, Kathleen became a cybernetic lifeform thanks to Paul & Ned Bitterman's work on Oracle.exe. Over the years, she went through several new bodies before finally being given the Katlien Mk4 body, which continues to be her usual body. Her new "species" grants her effective immortality as well as a number of other benefits, such as an eidetic memory.

			:Kathleen maintained her relationship with Graham for decades until the difference in physical ability (His aging compared with her flawless physique) finally drew them apart and they divorced. They stayed close friends until he eventually passed away. Kathleen recited from memory (Without using her eidetic components) [[Periodic Singing\|The Elements]] at his funeral.

			:After spending several years trying to get Paul to create a way to resurrect Graham in an immortal form, Kathleen finally moved on and is now an award winning actress, even winning an Oscar for her performance as herself in ''Bear Claws'', a documentary of the Bear Wars (She has, as a result, reduced her breast size by one eighth of a percent).

	====[[High Noon\|Ned Bitterman]]====		====[[High Noon\|Ned Bitterman]]====
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	====[[Paul Saunders\|Paul]]====		====[[Paul Saunders\|Paul]]====
	:As a member of the undead, Paul is effectively immortal. The exception to this rule is his sentience, which is maintained by his Phailinite Ring, and so degrades if he is separated from it for a significant period, depending on the level of phail radiation he has accrued at the time.		:As a member of the undead, Paul is effectively immortal. The exception to this rule is his sentience, which is maintained by his Phailinite Ring, and so degrades if he is separated from it for a significant period, depending on the level of phail radiation he has accrued at the time. Curiously, Paul continues to wear glasses post-zombification. This is because the Phailinite Ring is able to cure his eyesight, but using only the ambient Pp to do so detracts from his cognitive abilities. Paul therefore prefers to maintain his mind and suffer his sub-par eyesight, rather than the alternative.

	:Paul was the lead scientist for the Human Resistance, working in virtually all fields available, and worked heavily with Ned Bitterman. He was the lead developer for the Time Helmets and the Time Wii, Oracle.exe and most of Kathleen's later forms, and continued to develop new technologies after the Bear Wars, but returned to his profession as an independent web developer, citing the stress of his post eroding the joy of discovery he usually admired it for.		:Paul was the lead scientist for the Human Resistance, working in virtually all fields available, and worked heavily with Ned Bitterman. He was the lead developer for the Time Helmets and the Time Wii, Oracle.exe and most of Kathleen's later forms, and continued to develop new technologies after the Bear Wars, but returned to his profession as an independent web developer, citing the stress of his post eroding the joy of discovery he usually admired it for.

			:Some time in 2016, Paul's eyes developed a slight orange glow, believed to be caused by extreme prolonged exposure to Phailinite. By the end of the Bear Wars, Paul had been exposed to Phail for longer than any other individual in history.

	====[[The Truce\|Steve]]====		====[[The Truce\|Steve]]====

Lyinginbedmon: /* Progressions and Fates of Different Characters */ Added Rodriguez & Riley

2008-11-24T18:01:31Z

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	====[[High Noon\|Ned Bitterman]]====		====[[High Noon\|Ned Bitterman]]====
	:Worked alongside Paul in programming Oracle.exe. Eventually died of old age in Panama in 2068.		:Worked alongside Paul in programming Oracle.exe. Eventually died of old age in Panama in 2068.

			====[[Rodriguez Riley\|Officer Rodriguez & Detective Riley]]====
			:Beat officer Rodriguez worked in training new recruits to the Human Federation's militias, eventually serving during the Battle of Alex Island and securing the beach landing. In an ironic twist, securing the beach landing earned Rodriguez several honours, promoting him to Brigadier General, making him Riley's ''superior''.
			:Detective Riley served in the Human Federation as a Lt. Colonel in the militia, but usually functioned as an unorthodox tracker. His work lead Graham to the Bear Fortress in Victoria during his search for Kathleen's body.

	====[[Paul Saunders\|Paul]]====		====[[Paul Saunders\|Paul]]====

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The Machinimaid

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	====The Machinimaid====		====The Machinimaid====
	:Powered by the stone of Graham's Phailinite ring and using a hybrid Linux-Mac OS core, the Machinimaid was Kathleen's first humanoid body following her death in 2012. It was perpetually dressed as a conservatively-attired French Maid as part of its design implementation and its face was redesigned following Kathleen's installation to more resemble her own.		:Powered by a chunk of the stone from Graham's Phailinite ring and using a hybrid Linux-Mac OS core, the Machinimaid was Kathleen's first humanoid body following her death in 2012. It was perpetually dressed as a conservatively-attired French Maid as part of its design implementation and its face was redesigned following Kathleen's installation to more resemble her own.

	:The Machinimaid was approximately three times stronger than Kathleen herself was and contained three mid-power rifles in each forearm (The middle-most rifle extending from her palm) as well as a twelve-slot sequential rocket launcher in its back.		:The Machinimaid was approximately three times stronger than Kathleen herself was and contained three mid-power rifles in each forearm (The middle-most rifle extending from her palm) as well as a twelve-slot sequential rocket launcher in its back.

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2008-11-15T12:59:57Z

Progressions and Fates of Different Characters

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	==Progressions and Fates of Different Characters==		==Progressions and Fates of Different Characters==
	The LRRverse features a plethora of characters, many of whom are thought to have noteworthy progressions in the history of the 'verse.		The LRRverse features a plethora of characters, many of whom are thought to have noteworthy progressions in the history of the 'verse.

	====[[Action 9 News]]====		====[[Action 9 News]]====
	:All killed during the attack on Victoria in 2010. [[Jeremy Michaels]] died with them when the A9 News building collapsed.		:All killed during the attack on Victoria in 2010. [[Jeremy Michaels]] died with them when the A9 News building collapsed.

	====[[Bill Watt\|Bill]], Slayer of Ninjas====		====[[Bill Watt\|Bill]], Slayer of Ninjas====
	:The [[The Return of The Bill\|Ninja Fighting Organisation]] caved in 2013 when ninjas and ninja-fighters alike began working for their own survival. Bill worked as one of the elites in the Human Federation, often alongside Jer.		:The [[The Return of The Bill\|Ninja Fighting Organisation]] caved in 2013 when ninjas and ninja-fighters alike began working for their own survival. Bill worked as one of the elites in the Human Federation, often alongside Jer.

	====[[Canadaman]]====		====[[Canadaman]]====
	:Actually from an alternate timeline with it's own Time Wii, Canadaman travelled to our universe to relax, but found himself in a world soon to be garbled by either the Halo Wars and/or the Bear Wars. After spending his time as a public figurehead during the Bear Wars, he resolved to help the world more after being made President of the Dutch, and used the Time Helmet to rescue Matt & Morgan. Using the original Time Helmet and LRR Rocket #9, he travelled back to 2011 and rescued them, then moving further back to 2006 and began working as a true superhero.		:Actually from an alternate timeline with it's own Time Wii, Canadaman travelled to our universe to relax, but found himself in a world soon to be garbled by either the Halo Wars and/or the Bear Wars. After spending his time as a public figurehead during the Bear Wars, he resolved to help the world more after being made President of the Dutch, and used the Time Helmet to rescue Matt & Morgan. Using the original Time Helmet and LRR Rocket #9, he travelled back to 2011 and rescued them, then moving further back to 2006 and began working as a true superhero.

	====[[Door to Door\|Door-to-Door]] Satanists====		====[[Door to Door\|Door-to-Door]] Satanists====
	:Made peace with their Satan during the assault on Victoria.		:Made peace with their Satan during the assault on Victoria.

	====[[Evil Inc.]]====		====[[Evil Inc.]]====
	:Unable to find a working escape tunnel, Evil Inc. fell to the Ghost Bears when they assaulted St Joseph Island in 2010. Their base on St. Joseph Island (Later St. Alex Island after Alex Steacy for his work safeguarding Ontario) was used by the Ursine Coalition for most of the Bear Wars.		:Unable to find a working escape tunnel, Evil Inc. fell to the Ghost Bears when they assaulted St Joseph Island in 2010. Their base on St. Joseph Island (Later St. Alex Island after Alex Steacy for his work safeguarding Ontario) was used by the Ursine Coalition for most of the Bear Wars.

	====[[Jeremy Petter\|Jer]], Crouching Ninja====		====[[Jeremy Petter\|Jer]], Crouching Ninja====
	:After his sifu master was killed by Ash when she joined the Ursine Coalition under Lord Bigfoot in 2013, Jer went on a tirade of vengeance for over a year before joining the Human Federation with many ninja allies. He was recognised by ninja kind as one of the greatest among them.		:After his sifu master was killed by Ash when she joined the Ursine Coalition under Lord Bigfoot in 2013, Jer went on a tirade of vengeance for over a year before joining the Human Federation with many ninja allies. He was recognised by ninja kind as one of the greatest among them.

	====[[High Noon\|Ned Bitterman]]====		====[[High Noon\|Ned Bitterman]]====
	:Worked alongside Paul in programming Oracle.exe. Eventually died of old age in Panama in 2068.		:Worked alongside Paul in programming Oracle.exe. Eventually died of old age in Panama in 2068.

			====[[Paul Saunders\|Paul]]====
			:As a member of the undead, Paul is effectively immortal. The exception to this rule is his sentience, which is maintained by his Phailinite Ring, and so degrades if he is separated from it for a significant period, depending on the level of phail radiation he has accrued at the time.

			:Paul was the lead scientist for the Human Resistance, working in virtually all fields available, and worked heavily with Ned Bitterman. He was the lead developer for the Time Helmets and the Time Wii, Oracle.exe and most of Kathleen's later forms, and continued to develop new technologies after the Bear Wars, but returned to his profession as an independent web developer, citing the stress of his post eroding the joy of discovery he usually admired it for.

	====[[The Truce\|Steve]]====		====[[The Truce\|Steve]]====
	:Immortal, Steve lived in the sewers of Vancouver for years before being buried in a cave in when 4th Bagels entered circulation as ammunition.		:Immortal, Steve lived in the sewers of Vancouver for years before being buried in a cave in when 4th Bagels entered circulation as ammunition.

	====[[Story Guy]]====		====[[Story Guy]]====
	:When the governments destabilised under the Zombie Bear assaults, Story Guy was left out of a job, so began working as a mercenary, predominantly for the Human Federation. When Ash came to power in the Ursine Coalition, she employed Story Guy as her personal hitman, paying him in cheese sandwiches and bullion bear statuettes.		:When the governments destabilised under the Zombie Bear assaults, Story Guy was left out of a job, so began working as a mercenary, predominantly for the Human Federation. When Ash came to power in the Ursine Coalition, she employed Story Guy as her personal hitman, paying him in cheese sandwiches and bullion bear statuettes.

	====[[Warriors of Darkness\|The Warriors of Darkness]]====		====[[Warriors of Darkness\|The Warriors of Darkness]]====
	:Fought in Vancouver with the Human Federation, but found work under Ash more appropriate for their evil aspects in 2014. They eventually died fighting Story Guy when Ash was deposed and the Federation made him a better offer than "Nothing because I'm dead".		:Fought in Vancouver with the Human Federation, but found work under Ash more appropriate for their evil aspects in 2014. They eventually died fighting Story Guy when Ash was deposed and the Federation made him a better offer than "Nothing because I'm dead".

	==The Timeline==		==The Timeline==
	*'''14'''		*'''14'''