Phailhaus - 07

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Naughty news, Kathleen's answers and gummy bacon. Fun for all.

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"You may think there are no women on the internet; what I think may be true is there are no women talking to you."

Date: May 8, 2008

Category: Phailhaus

Appearing: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, Matt Wiggins

Edited by: Graham Stark

Word of the Day: disparate

Synopsis

• A civil servant in Tokyo managed to watch porn at work 780,000 times at work in 9 months.
• Hawaiian volunteers try to set a world record for the world's longest lay... of flowers.
• A convicted killer in British Columbia walked out of a minimum-security prison... and then came back.
• An Ohio man may be jailed for nine months for sharing a snack cake.
• Ask Kathleen:
  • Suz asks if it's okay to call you Kaphleen?
  • Suz wants advice to stop people thinking he's a girl, despite his username.
  • Raymond Luxury Yacht wants to know if the other white meat is cats or babies.
  • When does Kathleen really get her cult going?
  • Given it's a well-known fact there are no women on the internet, is Kathleen actually a guy?
• It's Bird Day.

Trivia

• Uwe Boll is mentioned once again.
• If a girl did indeed get disparate on you, she would actually be keeping her distance already.
• Although Matt is credited on the website (with the qualifier "a bit"), he only appears briefly, in the stinger, with his head out of frame.