Phailhaus - 09

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A double-length dose of phail, brought to you by the power of over-the-counter medication.

Vital Statistics

Kathleen soldiers through a bad cold to give us some phun phacts.

Date: May 23, 2008

Category: Phailhaus

Appearing: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere

Edited by: Graham Stark

Word of the Day: tirade

Synopsis

• Arkansas police find the culprit of a robbery using DNA found on a half-eaten Snickers bar.
• A man from Saanich got mauled by a bear who he claims tried to eat his brain.
• Ask Kathleen:
  • The bears ask: Growl.
• At a rural high school in Montanna, the entire class of one student celebrates graduation day.
• Australia has angry, horny deer, and a man ignorant of signs at a zoo got gored by one.
• A Pennsylvania woman may be arrested for having her son solicit people for money under false pretenses.
• The Dutch (again) have issued licenses for prostitutes.
• Ask Kathleen:
  • Would Kathleen squash a baby duck barefoot for a million dollars?
  • Admiral Barricade asks why there are so few nihilists.
  • What superpower would Kathleen choose to have, and what would she use it for?
  • Sir Monkey asks why people comment "First!" on videos.

Trivia

• Kathleen's fear of bears crops up in several other videos, including OMG! Bears!, commodoreHUSTLE 009 - Growl, and A Little TOO Human.