The Panalysts Ep16 - Just Puffin Things

This week our panalysts kit out their sick rides and decide what fashions to unearth for the discerning customers of 2018.

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Date: August 16, 2018

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Cameron Lauder, Graham Stark, Brendan "Beej" Dery, Jacob Burgess

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

• Ghosts are real and they are going to haunt you for a month. She will either: appear as a sexy mummy; or some sort of giant, hairy, undead wasp demon. Which do you choose?
  • Cam and Graham: Sexy Mummy
    • 1 point for bringing jerking off into the discussion
  • Beej and Jacob: Wasp Demon
    • 2 points for 2 very good puns

• You have been offered a new job. You can take up a positions as a ranger on the UKs Farne Island where there is no running water, frequent storms will cut you off from supplies, and over 50,000 tourists a year will pass through. But while you're there you will spend your time counting puffins, maintaining a variety of crumbling historical sites, and enduring the questions of middle-aged German men. Alternately you can become a solitude researcher in Antarctica's Concordia Research Station, where temperatures can dip to -80°C.
  • Cam and Graham: Farne Island
    • 3 points because everyone got what they wanted
  • Beej and Jacob: Solitude Researcher
    • 3 points because everyone got what they wanted

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