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==Synopsis==
==Synopsis==
It's Christmas Eve, and Graham's forgotten to do his gift shopping.  While he runs off to the gas station, Paul does his shopping online - but there are some unexpected problems.
It's Christmas Eve, and Graham's forgotten to do his gift shopping.  While he runs off to the gas station, Paul does his shopping online - but both have some unexpected problems. The only place open is a Gas Station, so Graham buys people oil, whilst Paul seems unable to create a password for his account that the website will accept.
 
==Quotes==
 
:'''Graham''': Why the hell are you so confident, you haven't started any of  your shoppong either.
:'''Paul''': Yeah, I'm gonna be shopping online - speed of light, my friend.
:'''Graham''': Oh. Okay. I tried shopping online once, and I ended up accidentally ordering a ton of soiled panties from Japan.
:'''Paul''': Eurgh. That's kinda gross, but I don't see why that would put you off online shopping altogether.
:'''Graham''': No, no, I mean like an actual tonne. Like two-thousand pounds. Yeah, it took me like three months to use them all. ''[Pause, Graham looks at his watch]'' Son of a bitch. What the hell's gonna be open this late?
:'''Paul''': Gas Station?
:'''Graham''': Gas Station! I hope Mom likes motor oil.
 
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:'''Graham''': Okay, I think I got everyone. That was no easy task, let me tell you. I had no idea the gas station gift-wrapped. Isn't that awesome? So, how did you do?
:'''Paul''': Oh, uh, pretty good, pretty good.
:''[Knock at door, Graham answers it]''
:'''Delivery Girl''': Hi, I've got a one-tonne shipment of soiled panties, sign here please.
:'''Paul''': Tell her I'm not here.


==Trivia==
==Trivia==

Revision as of 12:43, 15 November 2011

The dangers of last minute shopping in its many forms.

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Date: December 17, 2004

Category: Shorts

Appearing: Graham, Paul, James, and Ashley Allman

Writing: Paul and Graham

Thanks to: That Mohawk station

Synopsis

It's Christmas Eve, and Graham's forgotten to do his gift shopping. While he runs off to the gas station, Paul does his shopping online - but both have some unexpected problems. The only place open is a Gas Station, so Graham buys people oil, whilst Paul seems unable to create a password for his account that the website will accept.

Quotes

Graham: Why the hell are you so confident, you haven't started any of your shoppong either.
Paul: Yeah, I'm gonna be shopping online - speed of light, my friend.
Graham: Oh. Okay. I tried shopping online once, and I ended up accidentally ordering a ton of soiled panties from Japan.
Paul: Eurgh. That's kinda gross, but I don't see why that would put you off online shopping altogether.
Graham: No, no, I mean like an actual tonne. Like two-thousand pounds. Yeah, it took me like three months to use them all. [Pause, Graham looks at his watch] Son of a bitch. What the hell's gonna be open this late?
Paul: Gas Station?
Graham: Gas Station! I hope Mom likes motor oil.

Graham: Okay, I think I got everyone. That was no easy task, let me tell you. I had no idea the gas station gift-wrapped. Isn't that awesome? So, how did you do?
Paul: Oh, uh, pretty good, pretty good.
[Knock at door, Graham answers it]
Delivery Girl: Hi, I've got a one-tonne shipment of soiled panties, sign here please.
Paul: Tell her I'm not here.

Trivia

  • Soiled panties actually can be purchased in Japan.
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