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==Synopsis== | ==Synopsis== | ||
Kathleen confronts Graham - she thinks he's cute, and it's high time they took their relationship to the next level; however, Graham is oblivious, and Kathleen needs to spell it out. Her attempts to do so are interrupted by a hostile interjection from Graham's computer, which considers its own relationship with Graham to be all he needs. Kathleen and the computer argue until Kathleen becomes convinced that the computer is indeed romantically superior and absconds with it. Graham turns to his Commodore 64 for comfort and is rebuffed. | Kathleen confronts Graham - she thinks he's cute, and it's high time they took their relationship to the next level; however, Graham is oblivious, and Kathleen needs to spell it out. Her attempts to do so are interrupted by a hostile interjection from Graham's computer, which considers its own relationship with Graham to be all he needs. Kathleen and the computer argue until Kathleen becomes convinced that the computer is indeed romantically superior and absconds with it. Graham turns to his Commodore 64 for comfort and is rebuffed. | ||
==Quotes== | |||
:'''Kathleen''': We need to talk. | |||
:'''Graham''': Oh, ah, if this is about what I got you for Christmas, that was totally not my fault, and I thought you'd needed anti-freeze anyway. | |||
:'''Kathleen''': No, no, no, no, the anti-freeze was great, that squirrel will never bother me again. | |||
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:'''Kathleen''': Listen you simpleton: I like you! I like you a lot! I think you're cute and I want to ''do'' things with you! You have man bits, and I have woman bits, and I want to introduce them for a playdate. | |||
:''[She grabs and kisses Graham]'' | |||
:'''Graham''': Wow! Score! | |||
:'''Laptop''': Back off bitch. | |||
:'''Kathleen''': What? | |||
:'''Laptop''': You heard me you loose lipped whore. Get your own man, or else. | |||
:'''Kathleen''': Did your computer just threaten me? | |||
:'''Graham''': I don't know... It's never done that before... Welll once, but we don't talk about it... | |||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
Revision as of 16:23, 15 November 2011
Graham must make the hard choice between his girlfriend and his computer.
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Date: December 31, 2004
Category: Shorts
Appearing: Graham and Kathleen
Writing: Kathleen and Graham
Editing: Graham
Location: Graham's Parents' House
Synopsis
Kathleen confronts Graham - she thinks he's cute, and it's high time they took their relationship to the next level; however, Graham is oblivious, and Kathleen needs to spell it out. Her attempts to do so are interrupted by a hostile interjection from Graham's computer, which considers its own relationship with Graham to be all he needs. Kathleen and the computer argue until Kathleen becomes convinced that the computer is indeed romantically superior and absconds with it. Graham turns to his Commodore 64 for comfort and is rebuffed.
Quotes
- Kathleen: We need to talk.
- Graham: Oh, ah, if this is about what I got you for Christmas, that was totally not my fault, and I thought you'd needed anti-freeze anyway.
- Kathleen: No, no, no, no, the anti-freeze was great, that squirrel will never bother me again.
- Kathleen: Listen you simpleton: I like you! I like you a lot! I think you're cute and I want to do things with you! You have man bits, and I have woman bits, and I want to introduce them for a playdate.
- [She grabs and kisses Graham]
- Graham: Wow! Score!
- Laptop: Back off bitch.
- Kathleen: What?
- Laptop: You heard me you loose lipped whore. Get your own man, or else.
- Kathleen: Did your computer just threaten me?
- Graham: I don't know... It's never done that before... Welll once, but we don't talk about it...
Trivia
- Graham's Christmas gift to Kathleen of antifreeze is a reference to the gas station shopping spree in Last Minute.
- The video with the midgets and the donkey is a reference to The Process.
- The computer is voiced by the online text-to-speech software by AT&T Labs, which was used often in Season Two.
| Bonus Videos Season Two ◀ ●∙∙∙ Shorts [[2004 Holiday Special]] ∙∙∙● ▶ Watch [[[Celestial Sea: Episode 3]] Digital Love] Discuss [http://lrr.cc/97/ Digital Love Digital Love] |
