Dave's Spokesman

Dave's Spokesman is a recurring character, found in many places throughout LRR and LRR-adjacent media. Originally appeared in Rapidfire 3.

The character has been known as

• Dave's spokesman/salesman/advertiser
• The worst salesman ever
• The discount man

What we know of Dave's Spokesman is mostly limited to things we don't know, including

• His name is not Dave.
• He does not sleep.
• His speech patterns are not obviously based on human language?
• The number of orifices on his body does not fall within the norm for Earth mammals.
• Nor hands.

List of appearences

• Rapidfire 3: Episode 1
• Rapidfire 3: Episode 3
• What's Going On?
• Dave's Xmas Xporium (youtube link)
• A Plan
• At least two appearences in Desert Bus For Hope 8 [1] [2]
• The LoadingReadyRumble 2
• Crapshot Ep268 - The Supplement
• Crapshots Ep269 - The Recall

See also

• https://twitter.com/DavesSpokesman