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| [[:File:Lorna1.png|Lorna Schlitzwhistle]] || Katheleen || a local "expert" on pseudoscience and the supernatural. She keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres and is very concerned about the effects of the "weefees" (wifi internet). She sells dreamcatchers on Etsy.
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| [[:File:BallHinkley1.png|Ball Hinkley]] || || a local business owner and author. He sells organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.
| [[:File:BallHinkley1.png|Ball Hinkley]] || || a local business owner and author. He sells organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.
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| [[:File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|Raphael Crinklestouf]] || || a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.
| Barbara Dooley || Kathleen || She's a birder.
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| [[:File:Granton Bumper1.png|Granton Bumper]] || || owner of Bumper Crop Farms and its ill-fated Corn Maze. Entered a large radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition. Grew the Bumper Crop Farm Corn Maze for Halloween, which led to the disappearances of 21 people. Later found religion and built a 20-foot "Jesus Cristo" out of corn husks, which was accidentally destroyed by [[Derek the Intern|Derek]].
| Captain John Gordon || N/A || Sole member of the Nsburg Volunteer Coast Guard.
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| [[:File:JamCrone1.png|Woman from the Old Country]] || Kathleen || a local merchant who moved from the Old Country (unspecified, but hers), who crafts jams, aspics, and (presumably) other foodstuffs, out of questionable ingredients.
| Dale "The Chuzzler" Chuzzle || || Professional rally-car driver and local celebrity. Competed at Dakar and Le Mans, although he lost.
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| Ralph || Ian || secret Pipesman and member of the Nsburg Geological Society. Appears to be the spokesperson for the Pipesmen, or at least the most polite member.
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| Richard Therpston III || Alex || Pipesman and scion of the late Richard Therpston. Believes the rule of the county is his birthright.
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| Darren von Spront || || local (possibly self-proclaimed) tech ''wunderkind''. He engaged in a patent dispute with Raphael Crinklestouf, and discovered a new (and extremely radioactive) element.
| Darren von Spront || || local (possibly self-proclaimed) tech ''wunderkind''. He engaged in a patent dispute with Raphael Crinklestouf, and discovered a new (and extremely radioactive) element.
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| Kendra Tiltington || Kathleen || Director of Waste Management for Nsburg. She would really, ''really'' like it if people stopped dropping off non-recyclable things at the Nsburg Recycling Center.
| [[:File:CoachMcFeels .png|Dr. Melissa McFeels]] || Kathleen || coach of the Nsburg High Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey team. Always gives 110%.
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| Sandra Brentmore || Kathleen || President of the Nsburg Historical Rum Tunnel Society. Has a chronic case of laryngitis and/or allergies.
| Dr. Slavoj Dinkwither || || Member of the University of Chuffield's Extremophile Research Institute. Visited Nsburg to study nsberries. Would like you to mail him your poop.
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| Joy || Kathleen || 7-year-old child accidentally semi-adopted by [[Richter Hammockslam#Joy|Richter]].
| False Dmitri the IX, aka Kaylee || || Day manager at the Weiner Czar. Went on a date with Derek.
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| Richard Therpston || Alex || founder of Therpston County and Therpston County Aldersm'n. Deceased.
| [[:File:Granton Bumper1.png|Granton Bumper]] || || owner of Bumper Crop Farms and its ill-fated Corn Maze. Entered a large radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition. Grew the Bumper Crop Farm Corn Maze for Halloween, which led to the disappearances of 21 people. Later found religion and built a 20-foot "Jesus Cristo" out of corn husks, which was accidentally destroyed by [[Derek the Intern|Derek]].
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| [[:File:HappyGunderson.png|Happy Gunderson]] || || owner of a "spite house" in the middle of Highway 3. Frequently harassed by the Pipesmen.
| [[:File:HappyGunderson.png|Happy Gunderson]] || || owner of a "spite house" in the middle of Highway 3. Frequently harassed by the Pipesmen.
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| [[:File:OfficerSteve1.png|Officer Steve]] || || of the Nsburg PD. Investigated the disappearance and reappearance of the pot holes from Highway 3 to the Shaughnessy. Runs the Nsburg Crimestallers tip hotline.
| Horatio Toot-Toot || || Ran Captain Toot-Toot's Seafood Buffet and, briefly, the QWRP FM broadcast studio. Eventually made enough money to buy a boat and return to the sea whence he came.
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| Jeff || N/A || QWRP station accountant. Referenced, but never appears. Has to deal with Derek charging random items to the station.
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| [[:File:CoachMcFeels .png|Dr. Melissa McFeels]] || Kathleen || coach of the Nsburg High Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey team. Always gives 110%.
| Joan || N/A || QWRP station manager. Referenced, although never heard from.
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| [[Muriel, the Old Wife]] || Kathleen || Lived in the QWRP FM studio and answered questions for Graham and Alex. Moved out when she won a 4-bedroom home in Raster Heights in the Property Lottery.
| Joy || Kathleen || 7-year-old child accidentally semi-adopted by [[Richter Hammockslam#Joy|Richter]].
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| Joan || N/A || QWRP station manager. Referenced, although never heard from.
| Justice Zeff || Graham || He's just happy to be in a room with this much love.
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| Jeff || N/A || QWRP station accountant. Referenced, but never appears. Has to deal with Derek charging random items to the station.
| Kendra Tiltington || Kathleen || Director of Waste Management for Nsburg. She would really, ''really'' like it if people stopped dropping off non-recyclable things at the Nsburg Recycling Center.
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| Captain John Gordon || N/A || Sole member of the Nsburg Volunteer Coast Guard.
| Lance Glint || Ian || Student council president at Nsburg High.
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| Barbara Dooley || Kathleen || She's a birder.
| [[:File:Lorna1.png|Lorna Schlitzwhistle]] || Kathleen || a local "expert" on pseudoscience and the supernatural. She keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres and is very concerned about the effects of the "weefees" (wifi internet). She sells dreamcatchers on Etsy.
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| Horatio Toot-Toot || || Ran Captain Toot-Toot's Seafood Buffet and, briefly, the QWRP FM broadcast studio. Eventually made enough money to buy a boat and return to the sea whence he came.
| Melody Yum || || Breakout star sideball player on the Literal Tigers. Was on fire last year, but she's out of the burn ward and ready to play.
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| Michael O'Leary (no relation) || || Founder of a sanctuary from animals.
| Michael O'Leary (no relation) || || Founder of a sanctuary from animals.
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| Dr. Slavoj Dinkwither || || Member of the University of Chuffield's Extremophile Research Institute. Visited Nsburg to study nsberries. Would like you to mail him your poop.
| Mirtho the Clown || ||  
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| Justice Zeff || Graham || He's just happy to be in a room with this much love.
| [[Muriel, the Old Wife]] || Kathleen || Lived in the QWRP FM studio and answered questions for Graham and Alex. Moved out when she won a 4-bedroom home in Raster Heights in the Property Lottery.
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| Melody Yum || || Breakout star sideball player on the Literal Tigers. Was on fire last year, but she's out of the burn ward and ready to play.
| [[:File:OfficerSteve1.png|Officer Steve]] || || of the Nsburg PD. Investigated the disappearance and reappearance of the pot holes from Highway 3 to the Shaughnessy. Runs the Nsburg Crimestallers tip hotline.
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| Orville & Wilbur Ronk || || Brothers and inventors. Looking to build a solar-powered wind farm in Nsburg, but haven't yet secured the funding.
| Orville & Wilbur Ronk || || Brothers and inventors. Looking to build a solar-powered wind farm in Nsburg, but haven't yet secured the funding.
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| Dale "The Chuzzler" Chuzzle || || Professional rally-car driver and local celebrity. Competed at Dakar and Le Mans, although he lost.
| Ralph || Ian || secret Pipesman and member of the Nsburg Geological Society. Appears to be the spokesperson for the Pipesmen, or at least the most polite member.
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| [[:File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|Raphael Crinklestouf]] || || a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.
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| Lance Glint || Ian || Student council president at Nsburg High.
| Richard Therpston || Alex || founder of Therpston County and Therpston County Aldersm'n. Deceased.
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| Mirtho the Clown || ||  
| Richard Therpston III || Alex || Pipesman and scion of the late Richard Therpston. Believes the rule of the county is his birthright.
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| False Dmitri the IX, aka Kaylee || || Day manager at the Weiner Czar. Went on a date with Derek.
| Sandra Brentmore || Kathleen || President of the Nsburg Historical Rum Tunnel Society. Has a chronic case of laryngitis and/or allergies.
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| Steve || N/A || Writer for the Nsburg Sentinel
| Steve || N/A || Writer for the Nsburg Sentinel
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| [[:File:JamCrone1.png|Woman from the Old Country]] || Kathleen || a local merchant who moved from the Old Country (unspecified, but hers), who crafts jams, aspics, and (presumably) other foodstuffs, out of questionable ingredients.
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Revision as of 04:03, 4 April 2018

This page lists minor recurring characters that have appeared on the podcast Qwerpline. For major characters and studio staff, see Qwerpline Characters.

Minor Characters

Name Voice Actor Description
Ball Hinkley a local business owner and author. He sells organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.
Barbara Dooley Kathleen She's a birder.
Captain John Gordon N/A Sole member of the Nsburg Volunteer Coast Guard.
Dale "The Chuzzler" Chuzzle Professional rally-car driver and local celebrity. Competed at Dakar and Le Mans, although he lost.
Darren von Spront local (possibly self-proclaimed) tech wunderkind. He engaged in a patent dispute with Raphael Crinklestouf, and discovered a new (and extremely radioactive) element.
Dr. Melissa McFeels Kathleen coach of the Nsburg High Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey team. Always gives 110%.
Dr. Slavoj Dinkwither Member of the University of Chuffield's Extremophile Research Institute. Visited Nsburg to study nsberries. Would like you to mail him your poop.
False Dmitri the IX, aka Kaylee Day manager at the Weiner Czar. Went on a date with Derek.
Granton Bumper owner of Bumper Crop Farms and its ill-fated Corn Maze. Entered a large radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition. Grew the Bumper Crop Farm Corn Maze for Halloween, which led to the disappearances of 21 people. Later found religion and built a 20-foot "Jesus Cristo" out of corn husks, which was accidentally destroyed by Derek.
Happy Gunderson owner of a "spite house" in the middle of Highway 3. Frequently harassed by the Pipesmen.
Horatio Toot-Toot Ran Captain Toot-Toot's Seafood Buffet and, briefly, the QWRP FM broadcast studio. Eventually made enough money to buy a boat and return to the sea whence he came.
Jeff N/A QWRP station accountant. Referenced, but never appears. Has to deal with Derek charging random items to the station.
Joan N/A QWRP station manager. Referenced, although never heard from.
Joy Kathleen 7-year-old child accidentally semi-adopted by Richter.
Justice Zeff Graham He's just happy to be in a room with this much love.
Kendra Tiltington Kathleen Director of Waste Management for Nsburg. She would really, really like it if people stopped dropping off non-recyclable things at the Nsburg Recycling Center.
Lance Glint Ian Student council president at Nsburg High.
Lorna Schlitzwhistle Kathleen a local "expert" on pseudoscience and the supernatural. She keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres and is very concerned about the effects of the "weefees" (wifi internet). She sells dreamcatchers on Etsy.
Melody Yum Breakout star sideball player on the Literal Tigers. Was on fire last year, but she's out of the burn ward and ready to play.
Michael O'Leary (no relation) Founder of a sanctuary from animals.
Mirtho the Clown
Muriel, the Old Wife Kathleen Lived in the QWRP FM studio and answered questions for Graham and Alex. Moved out when she won a 4-bedroom home in Raster Heights in the Property Lottery.
Officer Steve of the Nsburg PD. Investigated the disappearance and reappearance of the pot holes from Highway 3 to the Shaughnessy. Runs the Nsburg Crimestallers tip hotline.
Orville & Wilbur Ronk Brothers and inventors. Looking to build a solar-powered wind farm in Nsburg, but haven't yet secured the funding.
Ralph Ian secret Pipesman and member of the Nsburg Geological Society. Appears to be the spokesperson for the Pipesmen, or at least the most polite member.
Raphael Crinklestouf a local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.
Richard Therpston Alex founder of Therpston County and Therpston County Aldersm'n. Deceased.
Richard Therpston III Alex Pipesman and scion of the late Richard Therpston. Believes the rule of the county is his birthright.
Sandra Brentmore Kathleen President of the Nsburg Historical Rum Tunnel Society. Has a chronic case of laryngitis and/or allergies.
Steve N/A Writer for the Nsburg Sentinel
Woman from the Old Country Kathleen a local merchant who moved from the Old Country (unspecified, but hers), who crafts jams, aspics, and (presumably) other foodstuffs, out of questionable ingredients.
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