Kebabs, Capybaras and Cows

Some day Alex and Jeremy will manage to stay on topic, and that episode will be the exception that proves the rule.

Vital Statistics

Date: August 24, 2011

Appearing: Graham Stark, Jeremy Petter, Alex Steacy

Editing: Graham Stark

Synopsis

• Jeremy can't quit Phailhaüs.
• News Word of the Week: News
  • No, seriously. It's not a word with "News" overlaid. It's actually just, "News."
  • We are talking about news.
• The mayor of Citadela (a town in northern Italy) has banned selling kebabs because they smell.
• A Ukranian zookeeper plans to spend 5 weeks in a lion enclosure to raise funds for the zoo.
• The police in Idaho Falls, Idaho have asked a man to stop wearing a bunny suit.
• Is it playable? Is it not? Let's ask Jer and Paul/Alex!
  • South American capybara spotted at a waste water treatment facility in California
• A man in Texas who broke into someone's house and tried to suck her blood was found cowering in a parking lot and claimed to be a 500-year-old vampire.
• COW! COW! COW! COW!

Trivia

Hatistics

Shots with Hats: 10.45%.

Shots with Wigs: 8.96%.

Shots with Prescription Eyewear: 37.31%.

Shots with Other Eyewear: 2.99%.

Shots with Hatless: 49.25%.

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