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* The worst salesman ever
* The worst salesman ever
* The discount man
* The discount man
What we know of Dave's Spokesman is mostly limited to things we don't know, including
* His name is not Dave.
* He does not sleep.
* His speech patterns are not obviously based on human language?
* The number of orifices on his body does not fall within the norm for Earth mammals.
* Nor hands.


== List of appearences ==
== List of appearences ==

Revision as of 21:53, 13 August 2015

Dave's Spokesman is a recurring character, found in many places throughout LRR and LRR-adjacent media. Originally appeared in Rapidfire 3.

The character has been known as

  • Dave's spokesman/salesman/advertiser
  • The worst salesman ever
  • The discount man

What we know of Dave's Spokesman is mostly limited to things we don't know, including

  • His name is not Dave.
  • He does not sleep.
  • His speech patterns are not obviously based on human language?
  • The number of orifices on his body does not fall within the norm for Earth mammals.
  • Nor hands.


List of appearences

See also