Qwerpline Ep02 - Damnable Dams

The second episode of Qwerpline! Catch up on all the news, traffic, and newest retardants in nsburg. Derek's on location, Richard's in the Qwopter, and a concerned citizen calls in.

Vital Statisics

Date released: September 13, 2015

Appearing: Graham Stark, Alex Steacy, Kathleen De Vere, Brendan "Beej" Dery and Ian Horner

Editing and Graphics: Graham Stark

Illustrations: Devin "Featherweight" Harrigan

Music: Bradley Rains (www.bradleyrains.com)

Runtime: 15:09

Nsburg Slogan

"Turnip Capital of Therpston County!"

Sports

Chet Buntsman begrudgingly reports that the Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey team with their new coach Dr. McFields has triumphed over their rivals The Jewelsburg Diamonds. The team may find practice difficult going forward because the field has reportedly been cut 2 tenths of an inch too short and is now full of holes. A track and field event of some kind occurred and we should find out how Dale Chuzzle did at Dakar in a couple weeks.

Let's Go to the Phones

Ms. Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in concerned about the wifi at the library's affect on her bees. The bees normally buzz counter clockwise 3 times every hour but now they buzz clockwise 5 times an hour. She advocates that a net of dream catchers be constructed around every wifi source. Dream catchers are available on her Etsy store.

Sponsors

• Chad McRad's Sad Pad from Huffer RX

Trivia

• Chet Buntsman was the coach of the Talcum Puffs last year when they won the Therpston County Championship but was asked to leave... and stop talking about it... since while he's a great coach pre-game he is heavily emotional and would spend the games curled into a fetal position sobbing.
• Dale Chuzzle is also known as The Chuzzler.