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This page lists characters that have appeared on the podcast [[Qwerpline]].  
This page lists characters that have appeared on the podcast [[Qwerpline]].  


{| class="wikitable sortable"
== QWRP FM Staff ==
|- style="background-color:#B72E38; color:white;"
<gallery heights=200px mode="packed">
!style="width:12%;background-color:#B72E38; color:white;" | Name !!style="width:8%;background-color:#B72E38; color:white;" | Voice Actor !!style="background-color:#B72E38; color:white;"| Description
File:G-Money1.png|Big G-Money
|-
File:Alex1.png|A-Train
| [[A-Train|Alex ("A-Train")]] || Alex || Co-host of Qwerpline and current Aldersm'n of Therpston County.
File:Derek1.png|Derek
|-
File:EdithSlump1.png|Edith Slump
| Bailiff || Graham || Bailiff at [[Nsburg#Courthouse|Nsburg Courthouse]] in the Burpwinter trial.
File:Richter_Hammockslam1.png|Richter Hammockslam
|-
File:Sadie1.png|Sadie Casperson
| [[:File:BallHinkley1.png|Ball Hinkley]] || Beej || A local business owner and author. He sells organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.
File:Chet_Buntsman1.png|Chet Buntsman
|-
File:Muriel.png|Muriel, the Old Wife
| Barbara Dooley || Kathleen || She's a birder.
</gallery>
|-
=== Current ===
| Bertha Burpwinter || Alex || Knows about Nsberg's Historic Cellars. 3 interviews with her have been ''attempted''. Arrested and put to trial in the Burpwinter trial.
==== Graham ("Big G-Money") ====
|-
{{main|Big G-Money}}
| Captain John Gordon || N/A || Sole member of the Nsburg Volunteer Coast Guard.
'''Voiced by''': [[Graham Stark|Graham]]<br/>
|-
Co-host of Qwerpline.
| Honourable Judge Cecily Parker-Waffle || Kathleen || Judge at [[Nsburg#Courthouse|Nsburg Courthouse]] in the Burpwinter trial.
 
|-
==== Alex ("A-Train") ====
| [[Chet Buntsman]] || Ian || QWRP's first attempt at a Sports Reporter. Former coach of the Nsburg High Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey team.
{{main|A-Train}}
|-
'''Voiced by''': [[Alex Steacy|Alex]]<br/>
| Clementine "Clem" Alberts || Kathleen || QWRP's second Sports Reporter. Would like to be called "Clementine," please.
Co-host of Qwerpline and current Aldersm'n of [[Therpston County]].
|-
 
| Corb Fortress Esq. || Ian || Lawyer for the prosecution in the Burpwinter trial.
==== Derek ====
|-
{{main|Derek the Intern}}
| Dale "The Chuzzler" Chuzzle || N/A || Professional rally-car driver and local celebrity. Competed at Dakar and Le Mans, although he lost.
'''Voiced by''': [[Brendan Dery|Beej]]<br/>
|-
19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.
| Darren von Spront || Ian || Local (possibly self-proclaimed) tech ''wunderkind''. He engaged in a patent dispute with Raphael Crinklestouf, and discovered a new (and extremely radioactive) element.
 
|-
==== Edith Slump ====
| [[Derek the Intern]] || Beej || 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.
{{main|Edith Slump}}
|-
'''Voiced by''': [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]]<br/>
| [[:File:CoachMcFeels .png|Dr. Melissa McFeels]] || Kathleen || Coach of the Nsburg High Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey team. Always gives 110%.
QWRP's monotonous Arts Correspondent, local author, and self-described freelance gadabout.
|-
 
| Dr. Slavoj Dinkwither || Graham || Member of the University of Chuffield's Extremophile Research Institute. Visited Nsburg to study nsberries. Would like you to mail him your poop.
==== Richter Hammockslam ====
|-
{{main|Richter Hammockslam}}
| [[Edith Slump]] || Kathleen || QWRP's monotonous Arts Correspondent, local author, and self-described freelance gadabout.
'''Voiced by''': [[Ian Horner|Ian]]<br/>
|-
QWRP's helicopter Traffic "Reporter."
| False Dmitri the IX, aka Kaylee || Kathleen || Day manager at the Weiner Czar. Went on a date with Derek.
 
|-
==== Sadie Casperson ====
| Fred || Ian || Founder of the Nsburg Primal Scream Therapy Men's Choir
{{main|Sadie Casperson}}
|-
'''Voiced by''': Kathleen<br/>
| [[Big_G-Money|Graham ("Big G-Money")]] || Graham || Co-host of Qwerpline.
QWRP's Meteorologist. Mostly forecasts divine vengeance.
|-
 
| [[:File:Granton Bumper1.png|Granton Bumper]] || Ian || Owner of Bumper Crop Farms and its ill-fated Corn Maze. Entered a large radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition. Grew the Bumper Crop Farm Corn Maze for Halloween, which led to the disappearances of 21 people. Later found religion and built a 20-foot "Jesus Cristo" out of corn husks, which was accidentally destroyed by [[Derek the Intern|Derek]].
==== Michael O'Leary ====
|-
'''Voiced by''': Beej<br/>
| Gus || N/A || QWRP Station Engineer & security(?) Mostly expresses his opinions via the sound board.
QWRP's third Sports Reporter, now Business Reporter. After the Property Lottery, now lives in the station closet.
|-
 
| [[:File:HappyGunderson.png|Happy Gunderson]] || Ian || Owner of a "spite house" in the middle of Highway 3. Frequently harassed by the Pipesmen.
==== Montgomery Kone ====
|-
'''Voiced by''': Beej<br/>
| Horatio Toot-Toot || N/A || Ran Captain Toot-Toot's Seafood Buffet and, briefly, the QWRP FM broadcast studio. Eventually made enough money to buy a boat and return to the sea whence he came.
QWRP's fourth Sports Reporter.
|-
 
| Jeff || N/A || QWRP Station Accountant. Referenced, but never appears. Has to deal with Derek charging random items to the station.
==== Gus ====
|-
QWRP Station Engineer & Security(?). Mostly expresses his opinions via the sound board.
| Joan || N/A || QWRP Station Manager. Referenced, although never heard from.
 
|-
==== Jeff ====
| [[Richter Hammockslam#Joy|Joy]] || Kathleen || 7-year-old child accidentally semi-adopted by [[Richter Hammockslam#Joy|Richter]].
QWRP Station Accountant. Has to deal with Derek charging random items to the station.
|-
 
| [[:File:JusticeZeff.png|Justice Zeff]] || Graham || He's just happy to be in a room with this much love.
==== Joan ====
|-
QWRP Station Manager. Communicates entirely through the red light in the studio.
| Kelsie || N/A || Had coffee with Derek before his interview with Richard Therpston
 
|-
=== Former ===
| Kendra Tiltington || Kathleen || Director of Waste Management for Nsburg. She would really, ''really'' like it if people stopped dropping off non-recyclable things at the Nsburg Recycling Center.
==== Chet Buntsman ====
|-
{{main|Chet Buntsman}}
| Kenneth Lancer || Ian || Political Scientist from [[Chuffield#University|Chuffield University]]
'''Voiced by''': Ian<br/>
|-
QWRP's first Sports Reporter. Former coach of the Nsburg High Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey team.
| Lance Glint || Ian || Student council president at Nsburg High.
 
|-
==== Clementine "Clem" Alberts ====
| Lisa || N/A || Works at the Nsburg History Museum. Referenced, but never appears.
'''Voiced by''': Kathleen<br/>
|-
QWRP's second Sports Reporter. Would like to be called "Clementine," please.
| [[:File:Lorna1.png|Lorna Schlitzwhistle]] || Kathleen || A local "expert" on pseudoscience and the supernatural. She keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres and is very concerned about the effects of the "weefees" (wifi internet). She sells dreamcatchers on Etsy.
 
|-
==== Muriel, the Old Wife ====
| Melody Yum || N/A || Breakout star sideball player on the Literal Tigers. Was on fire last year, but she's out of the burn ward and ready to play.
{{main|Muriel, the Old Wife}}
|-
'''Voiced by''': Kathleen<br/>
| Michael O'Leary || Beej || QWRP's third Sports Reporter, now business reporter. After the Property Lottery, now lives in the station closet.
Lived in the QWRP FM studio and answered questions for Graham and Alex. Moved out when she got a 4-bedroom home in Raster Heights the 19-way swap Edith arranged after the Property Lottery.
|-
 
| Michael O'Leary (no relation) || Ian || Founder of a sanctuary from animals.
== Recurring Characters ==
|-
<gallery heights=200px mode="packed">
| Mirtho the Clown || N/A || A clown that promises to take you to smileville.
File:BallHinkley1.png|Ball Hinkley
|-
File:Granton Bumper1.png|Granton Bumper
| Montgomery Kone || Beej || QWRP's fourth Sports Reporter.
File:HappyGunderson.png|Happy Gunderson
|-
File:Lorna1.png|Lorna Schlitzwhistle
| [[Muriel, the Old Wife]] || Kathleen || Lived in the QWRP FM studio and answered questions for Graham and Alex. Moved out when she got a 4-bedroom home in Raster Heights the 19-way swap Edith arranged after the Property Lottery.
File:CoachMcFeels .png|Dr. Melissa McFeels
|-
File:OfficerSteve1.png|Officer Steve
| [[:File:OfficerSteve1.png|Officer Steve]] || Ian || Officer of the Nsburg PD. Investigated the disappearance and reappearance of the pot holes from Highway 3 to the Shaughnessy. Runs the Nsburg Crimestallers tip hotline.
</gallery>
|-
 
| Orville & Wilbur Ronk || Beej & Ian || Brothers and inventors. Looking to build a solar-powered wind farm in Nsburg, but haven't yet secured the funding.
==== Ball Hinkley ====
|-
''Voiced by Beej''<br/>
| Ralph || Ian || Secret Pipesman and member of the Nsburg Geological Society. Appears to be the spokesperson for the Pipesmen, or at least the most polite member.
A local business owner and author. He sells organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.
|-
 
| [[:File:RaphaelCrinklestouf.png|Raphael Crinklestouf]] || Beej || A local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.
==== Bertha Burpwinter ====
|-
''Voiced by Alex''<br/>
| Richard Therpston || Alex || Founder of Therpston County and Therpston County Aldersm'n. Deceased.
Knows about Nsberg's Historic Cellars. 3 interviews with her have been ''attempted''. Arrested and put to trial in the Burpwinter trial.
|-
 
| Richard Therpston III || Alex || Pipesman and scion of the late Richard Therpston. Believes the rule of the county is his birthright.
==== Darren von Spront ====
|-
''Voiced by Ian''<br/>
| [[Richter Hammockslam]] || Ian || QWRP's helicopter Traffic "Reporter."
Local (possibly self-proclaimed) tech ''wunderkind''. He engaged in a patent dispute with Raphael Crinklestouf, and discovered a new (and extremely radioactive) element.
|-
 
| Rosemary Saltsmith || Kathleen || Nsburg History Museum Curator.
==== False Dmitri the IX, aka Kaylee ====
|-
''Voiced by Kathleen''<br/>
| [[Sadie Casperson]] || Kathleen || QWRP's Meteorologist. Mostly forecasts divine vengeance.
Day manager at the Weiner Czar. Went on a date with Derek.
|-
 
| Sandra Brentmore || Kathleen || President of the Nsburg Historical Rum Tunnel Society. Has a chronic case of laryngitis and/or allergies.
==== Granton Bumper ====
|-
''Voiced by Ian''<br/>
| Steve || N/A || Writer for the Nsburg Sentinel. ''(Not to be confused with Officer Steve)''
Owner of Bumper Crop Farms and its ill-fated Corn Maze. Entered a large radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition. Grew the Bumper Crop Farm Corn Maze for Halloween, which led to the disappearances of 21 people. Later found religion and built a 20-foot "Jesus Cristo" out of corn husks, which was accidentally destroyed by [[Derek the Intern|Derek]].
|-
 
| [[:File:JamCrone1.png|Woman from the Old Country]] || Kathleen || A local merchant who moved from the Old Country (unspecified, but hers), who crafts jams, aspics, and (presumably) other foodstuffs, out of questionable ingredients.
==== Happy Gunderson ====
|}
''Voiced by Ian''<br/>
Owner of a "spite house" in the middle of Highway 3. Frequently harassed by the Pipesmen.
 
==== Kendra Tiltington ====
''Voiced by Kathleen''<br/>
Director of Waste Management for Nsburg. She would really, ''really'' like it if people stopped dropping off non-recyclable things at the Nsburg Recycling Center.
 
==== Lorna Schlitzwhistle ====
''Voiced by Kathleen''<br/>
A local "expert" on pseudoscience and the supernatural. She keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres and is very concerned about the effects of the "weefees" (WiFi). She sells dreamcatchers on Etsy.
 
==== Dr. Melissa McFeels ====
''Voiced by Kathleen''<br/>
Coach of the Nsburg High Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey team. Always gives 110%.
 
==== Ralph ====
''Voiced by Ian''<br/>
Secret Pipesman and member of the Nsburg Geological Society. Appears to be the spokesperson for the Pipesmen, or at least the most polite member.
 
==== Raphael Crinklestouf ====
''Voiced by Beej''<br/>
A local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.
 
==== Richard Therpston ====
''Voiced by Alex''<br/>
Founder of Therpston County and Therpston County Aldersm'n. Deceased.
 
==== Richard Therpston III ====
''Voiced by Alex''<br/>
Pipesman and scion of the late Richard Therpston. Believes the rule of the county is his birthright.
 
==== Officer Steve ====
''Voiced by Ian''<br/>
Officer for the Nsburg PD. Investigated the disappearance and reappearance of the pot holes from Highway 3 to the Shaughnessy. Runs the Nsburg Crimestallers tip hotline.
 
== Appeared Once ==
[[Image:JamCrone1.png|150px|thumb|right|Woman from the Old Country]]
[[Image:JusticeZeff.png|150px|thumb|right|Zeff Justice]]
{{anchor|Bailiff}}'''Bailiff''' (''Voiced by Graham'')<br/>Bailiff in the Burpwinter trial.
 
{{anchor|Barbara Dooley}}'''Barbara Dooley''' (''Voiced by Kathleen'')<br/>She's a birder.
 
{{anchor|Cecily Parker-Waffle}}'''Honourable Judge Cecily Parker-Waffle''' (''Voiced by Kathleen'')<br/>Judge in the Burpwinter trial.
 
{{anchor|Corb Fortress}}'''Corb Fortress Esq.''' (''Voiced by Ian'')<br/>Lawyer for the prosecution in the Burpwinter trial.
 
{{anchor|Fred}}'''Fred''' (''Voiced by Ian'')<br/>Founder of the Nsburg Primal Scream Therapy Men's Choir
 
{{anchor|Joy}}'''Joy''' (''Voiced by Kathleen'')<br/>7-year-old child accidentally semi-adopted by [[Richter Hammockslam|Richter]].
 
{{anchor|Kenneth Lancer}}'''Kenneth Lancer''' (''Voiced by Ian'')<br/>Political Scientist from [[Chuffield#University|Chuffield University]]
 
{{anchor|Lance Glint}}'''Lance Glint''' (''Voiced by Ian'')<br/>Student council president at Nsburg High.
 
{{anchor|Michael O'Leary (no relation)}}'''Michael O'Leary (no relation)''' (''Voiced by Ian'')<br/>Founder of a sanctuary from animals.
 
{{anchor|Orville & Wilbur Ronk}}'''Orville & Wilbur Ronk''' (''Voiced by Beej & Ian'')<br/>Brothers and inventors. Looking to build a solar-powered wind farm in Nsburg, but haven't yet secured the funding.
 
{{anchor|Rosemary Saltsmith}}'''Rosemary Saltsmith''' (''Voiced by Kathleen'')<br/>Nsburg History Museum Curator.
 
{{anchor|Sandra Brentmore}}'''Sandra Brentmore''' (''Voiced by Kathleen'')<br/>President of the Nsburg Historical Rum Tunnel Society. Has a chronic case of laryngitis and/or allergies.
 
{{anchor|Slavoj Dinkwither}}'''Dr. Slavoj Dinkwither''' (''Voiced by Graham'')<br/>Member of the University of Chuffield's Extremophile Research Institute. Visited Nsburg to study nsberries. Would like you to mail him your poop.
 
{{anchor|Woman from the Old Country}}'''Woman from the Old Country''' (''Voiced by Kathleen'')<br/>A local merchant who moved from the Old Country (unspecified, but hers), who crafts jams, aspics, and (presumably) other foodstuffs, out of questionable ingredients.
 
{{anchor|Zeff Justice}}'''Zeff Justice''' (''Voiced by Graham'')<br/>He's just happy to be in a room with this much love.
 
== Other Referenced Names ==
{{anchor|Dale Chuzzle}}'''Dale "The Chuzzler" Chuzzle''' - Professional rally-car driver and local celebrity. Competed at Dakar and Le Mans, although he lost.
 
{{anchor|Horatio Toot-Toot}}'''Horatio Toot-Toot''' - Ran Captain Toot-Toot's Seafood Buffet and, briefly, the QWRP FM broadcast studio. Eventually made enough money to buy a boat and return to the sea whence he came.
 
{{anchor|John Gordon}}'''Captain John Gordon''' - Sole member of the Nsburg Volunteer Coast Guard.
 
{{anchor|Kelsie}}'''Kelsie''' - Had coffee with Derek before his interview with Richard Therpston, may now be dating him.
 
{{anchor|Lisa}}'''Lisa''' - Works at the Nsburg History Museum.
 
{{anchor|Melody Yum}}'''Melody Yum''' - Breakout star sideball player on the Literal Tigers. Was on fire last year, but she's out of the burn ward and ready to play.
 
{{anchor|Mirtho the Clown}}'''Mirtho the Clown''' - A clown that promises to take you to smileville.
 
{{anchor|Steve}}'''Steve''' - Writer for the Nsburg Sentinel. ''(Not to be confused with Officer Steve)''
 
{{anchor|Mayor Scratchy Boots Angry Hiss}}'''Mayor Scratchy Boots Angry Hiss''' - Mayor of Nsburg from 1974 to 1976 - three Shufflecats (Raccoons) in a box.
 
{{anchor|Mayor Steno Paper Clips}}'''Mayor Steno Paper Clips''' - Current Mayor of Nsburg - a box of paper clips. Has been mayor for over 9 years after the previous major died.
 
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Revision as of 03:09, 2 September 2019

This page lists characters that have appeared on the podcast Qwerpline.

QWRP FM Staff

  • Big G-Money
    Big G-Money
  • A-Train
    A-Train
  • Derek
    Derek
  • Edith Slump
    Edith Slump
  • Richter Hammockslam
    Richter Hammockslam
  • Sadie Casperson
    Sadie Casperson
  • Chet Buntsman
    Chet Buntsman
  • Muriel, the Old Wife
    Muriel, the Old Wife

Current

Graham ("Big G-Money")

Main article: Big G-Money
Voiced by: Graham
Co-host of Qwerpline.

Alex ("A-Train")

Main article: A-Train
Voiced by: Alex
Co-host of Qwerpline and current Aldersm'n of Therpston County.

Derek

Main article: Derek the Intern
Voiced by: Beej
19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.

Edith Slump

Main article: Edith Slump
Voiced by: Kathleen
QWRP's monotonous Arts Correspondent, local author, and self-described freelance gadabout.

Richter Hammockslam

Main article: Richter Hammockslam
Voiced by: Ian
QWRP's helicopter Traffic "Reporter."

Sadie Casperson

Main article: Sadie Casperson
Voiced by: Kathleen
QWRP's Meteorologist. Mostly forecasts divine vengeance.

Michael O'Leary

Voiced by: Beej
QWRP's third Sports Reporter, now Business Reporter. After the Property Lottery, now lives in the station closet.

Montgomery Kone

Voiced by: Beej
QWRP's fourth Sports Reporter.

Gus

QWRP Station Engineer & Security(?). Mostly expresses his opinions via the sound board.

Jeff

QWRP Station Accountant. Has to deal with Derek charging random items to the station.

Joan

QWRP Station Manager. Communicates entirely through the red light in the studio.

Former

Chet Buntsman

Main article: Chet Buntsman
Voiced by: Ian
QWRP's first Sports Reporter. Former coach of the Nsburg High Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey team.

Clementine "Clem" Alberts

Voiced by: Kathleen
QWRP's second Sports Reporter. Would like to be called "Clementine," please.

Muriel, the Old Wife

Main article: Muriel, the Old Wife
Voiced by: Kathleen
Lived in the QWRP FM studio and answered questions for Graham and Alex. Moved out when she got a 4-bedroom home in Raster Heights the 19-way swap Edith arranged after the Property Lottery.

Recurring Characters

  • Ball Hinkley
    Ball Hinkley
  • Granton Bumper
    Granton Bumper
  • Happy Gunderson
    Happy Gunderson
  • Lorna Schlitzwhistle
    Lorna Schlitzwhistle
  • Dr. Melissa McFeels
    Dr. Melissa McFeels
  • Officer Steve
    Officer Steve

Ball Hinkley

Voiced by Beej
A local business owner and author. He sells organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.

Bertha Burpwinter

Voiced by Alex
Knows about Nsberg's Historic Cellars. 3 interviews with her have been attempted. Arrested and put to trial in the Burpwinter trial.

Darren von Spront

Voiced by Ian
Local (possibly self-proclaimed) tech wunderkind. He engaged in a patent dispute with Raphael Crinklestouf, and discovered a new (and extremely radioactive) element.

False Dmitri the IX, aka Kaylee

Voiced by Kathleen
Day manager at the Weiner Czar. Went on a date with Derek.

Granton Bumper

Voiced by Ian
Owner of Bumper Crop Farms and its ill-fated Corn Maze. Entered a large radish approximately 1 foot wide at the Harvest Festival competition. Grew the Bumper Crop Farm Corn Maze for Halloween, which led to the disappearances of 21 people. Later found religion and built a 20-foot "Jesus Cristo" out of corn husks, which was accidentally destroyed by Derek.

Happy Gunderson

Voiced by Ian
Owner of a "spite house" in the middle of Highway 3. Frequently harassed by the Pipesmen.

Kendra Tiltington

Voiced by Kathleen
Director of Waste Management for Nsburg. She would really, really like it if people stopped dropping off non-recyclable things at the Nsburg Recycling Center.

Lorna Schlitzwhistle

Voiced by Kathleen
A local "expert" on pseudoscience and the supernatural. She keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres and is very concerned about the effects of the "weefees" (WiFi). She sells dreamcatchers on Etsy.

Dr. Melissa McFeels

Voiced by Kathleen
Coach of the Nsburg High Talcum Puffs girl's field hockey team. Always gives 110%.

Ralph

Voiced by Ian
Secret Pipesman and member of the Nsburg Geological Society. Appears to be the spokesperson for the Pipesmen, or at least the most polite member.

Raphael Crinklestouf

Voiced by Beej
A local inventor and advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.

Richard Therpston

Voiced by Alex
Founder of Therpston County and Therpston County Aldersm'n. Deceased.

Richard Therpston III

Voiced by Alex
Pipesman and scion of the late Richard Therpston. Believes the rule of the county is his birthright.

Officer Steve

Voiced by Ian
Officer for the Nsburg PD. Investigated the disappearance and reappearance of the pot holes from Highway 3 to the Shaughnessy. Runs the Nsburg Crimestallers tip hotline.

Appeared Once

Woman from the Old Country
Zeff Justice

Bailiff (Voiced by Graham)
Bailiff in the Burpwinter trial.

Barbara Dooley (Voiced by Kathleen)
She's a birder.

Honourable Judge Cecily Parker-Waffle (Voiced by Kathleen)
Judge in the Burpwinter trial.

Corb Fortress Esq. (Voiced by Ian)
Lawyer for the prosecution in the Burpwinter trial.

Fred (Voiced by Ian)
Founder of the Nsburg Primal Scream Therapy Men's Choir

Joy (Voiced by Kathleen)
7-year-old child accidentally semi-adopted by Richter.

Kenneth Lancer (Voiced by Ian)
Political Scientist from Chuffield University

Lance Glint (Voiced by Ian)
Student council president at Nsburg High.

Michael O'Leary (no relation) (Voiced by Ian)
Founder of a sanctuary from animals.

Orville & Wilbur Ronk (Voiced by Beej & Ian)
Brothers and inventors. Looking to build a solar-powered wind farm in Nsburg, but haven't yet secured the funding.

Rosemary Saltsmith (Voiced by Kathleen)
Nsburg History Museum Curator.

Sandra Brentmore (Voiced by Kathleen)
President of the Nsburg Historical Rum Tunnel Society. Has a chronic case of laryngitis and/or allergies.

Dr. Slavoj Dinkwither (Voiced by Graham)
Member of the University of Chuffield's Extremophile Research Institute. Visited Nsburg to study nsberries. Would like you to mail him your poop.

Woman from the Old Country (Voiced by Kathleen)
A local merchant who moved from the Old Country (unspecified, but hers), who crafts jams, aspics, and (presumably) other foodstuffs, out of questionable ingredients.

Zeff Justice (Voiced by Graham)
He's just happy to be in a room with this much love.

Other Referenced Names

Dale "The Chuzzler" Chuzzle - Professional rally-car driver and local celebrity. Competed at Dakar and Le Mans, although he lost.

Horatio Toot-Toot - Ran Captain Toot-Toot's Seafood Buffet and, briefly, the QWRP FM broadcast studio. Eventually made enough money to buy a boat and return to the sea whence he came.

Captain John Gordon - Sole member of the Nsburg Volunteer Coast Guard.

Kelsie - Had coffee with Derek before his interview with Richard Therpston, may now be dating him.

Lisa - Works at the Nsburg History Museum.

Melody Yum - Breakout star sideball player on the Literal Tigers. Was on fire last year, but she's out of the burn ward and ready to play.

Mirtho the Clown - A clown that promises to take you to smileville.

Steve - Writer for the Nsburg Sentinel. (Not to be confused with Officer Steve)

Mayor Scratchy Boots Angry Hiss - Mayor of Nsburg from 1974 to 1976 - three Shufflecats (Raccoons) in a box.

Mayor Steno Paper Clips - Current Mayor of Nsburg - a box of paper clips. Has been mayor for over 9 years after the previous major died.

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