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==Synopsis==
==Synopsis==
Ways to Ruin a Job Interview
To ruin one's employment prospects one may: fail to show up on time; be over dressed; be under dressed; be undressed; have too firm of a hand shake; have too soft of a hand shake; have too silly a hand shake; have too urban a handshake; be too eager; be too violent; inflate past service jobs to sound important; have poor phone manner; not be a team player; lack self motivation; be irresponsible in handling cash; be unprofessional in dealing with customers; fail to complete work in a timely manner; make terrible use of time; display a lack of tact in difficult situations; be unwilling to take on new tasks; fail to take directions; show a disregard for loss prevention; lack suitable references; fail a drug test; use the [[Sam Raimi]]
 
Punctuality
* Show up nearly seven hours late
Appearence
* Overdressed
* Underdressed
* Not Dressed
Handshake
* Too Firm
* Too Soft
* Too Silly
* Too Urban
Attitude
* Too Eager
* Too Violent
Past Experiances (Inflating past service jobs to sound important)
* Head Cheft for Multinational Restuarant Chain (Fast-food cook)
* Post-Consumer Waste Remediation Engineer (Janitor)
* Flammable Fluid Transfer Technician
Work Ethic
* 1) Good Phone Manner (In which, phone manners are poor)
* 2) Team Player (In which, team members are abused)
* 3) Self-Motivating (In which, sleep occurs)
* 4) Responsible in Handling Cash (In which, money is stolen)
* 5) Completes Work in Timely Manner (In which, work is recycled)
* 6) Makes Good Use of Time (In which, a bell is rung)
* 7) Tactful in Difficult Situations (In which, violence is the first resort)
* 8) Willing to Take On New Tasks (In which, tasks are kicked several feet)
* 9) Experiance With Loss Prevention (In which, candlesticks are stolen)
* 10) Takes Direction Well (In which, more violence occurs)
Wrap Up
* 1) Call References (In which, references are faked)
* 2) Drug Test (In which, urine is brown)
Final Notes
* The [[Sam Raimi]]


==Trivia==
==Trivia==

Revision as of 20:46, 18 April 2008

Would you hire this man?

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Date: November 16, 2007

Category: X Ways to Y

Appearing: Graham, Matt, James, Nathan Mosher, Alex Bowen

Writing: Cast

Camera: Paul

Editing: Graham

Locations: Victoria

Synopsis

To ruin one's employment prospects one may: fail to show up on time; be over dressed; be under dressed; be undressed; have too firm of a hand shake; have too soft of a hand shake; have too silly a hand shake; have too urban a handshake; be too eager; be too violent; inflate past service jobs to sound important; have poor phone manner; not be a team player; lack self motivation; be irresponsible in handling cash; be unprofessional in dealing with customers; fail to complete work in a timely manner; make terrible use of time; display a lack of tact in difficult situations; be unwilling to take on new tasks; fail to take directions; show a disregard for loss prevention; lack suitable references; fail a drug test; use the Sam Raimi

Trivia

This video is the second version that was posted on LoadingReadyRun. The first had a couple of errors in it, most notably a skip in the audio track. Two days after being posted, Graham went back to fix the errors, and while he was in there completely re-edited it. The new version is the result of significant changes on the titles, reduced time between the punchlines, the return of the "ding" effect, and the addition of the Drug Test scene.

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