Dave's Spokesman

Dave's Spokesman in Rapidfire 3: Episode 3

Dave's Spokesman is a recurring character, found in many places throughout LRR and LRR-adjacent media. Originally appeared in Rapidfire 3.

The character has been known as

• Dave's spokesman/salesman/advertiser
• The worst salesman ever
• The discount man

What we know of Dave's Spokesman is mostly limited to things we don't know, including

• His name is not Dave.
• He does not sleep.
• His speech patterns are not obviously based on human language?
• The number of orifices on his body does not fall within the norm for Earth mammals.
• Nor hands.

List of appearences

• Rapidfire 3: Episode 1
• Rapidfire 3: Episode 3
• What's Going On?
• Dave's Xmas Xporium (youtube link)
• CommodoreHUSTLE 043 - A Plan
• Desert Bus For Hope:
  • 8 [1] [2]
  • 9 [3] [4] [5] [6]
  • 10 [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14]
  • 2017 [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25]
  • 2018 [26] [27] [28]
  • 2019 [29]
  • 2021 [30] [31] [32]
• The LoadingReadyRumble 2
• Crapshots:
  • The Supplement
  • The Recall
  • The Go-Karts
  • The Lumber
  • The Long Weekend
  • The Beach
  • The Boat
  • The Barrister
  • The Grapeshot
  • What's Going On Inside
  • Isolation
  • Momento
  • Reproduction
  • Bidet Cafe

See also

• https://twitter.com/DavesSpokesman