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What would Morgan have to do to get fired from making these videos?

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Date: November 29, 2006

Category: The Whatever Thing

Appearing: Morgan and Graham

Whatever Clip: Chrispy (posts as anotherearth)

Haiku: Jay (posts as Jester J.)

Synopsis

You can't actually do that with a video camera, extreme police shooting, Al Sharpton, giant panda porn, Michael Richards, Star Trek IV references, student tasering, O.J. Simpson book cancelled, Courtney Love appears naked, and erectile dysfunction.

"This morning, amazed.

No morning wood - what the hell!

Pleasantly surprised."

Trivia

• According to Chrispy, the intro clip wasn't staged - his father just happened to be standing in front of a wreath when he was having his picture taken.
• Graham's use of an accent while he described choking students and shooting the homeless for recreation on Sunday afternoons "in England" spawned a joke that recurred throughout the forums and later reappeared in One of Us Has to Change.