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A tRuE STORY ABOUT KILLING nOObz

IT WAS A FROSTY NIGHT= I WAS ON PATROL WIT MY UNIT IN IRAQ= FTW=FTW=FTW SUDDENDLY THE LEAD HUMMER STOPS AHEAD=

"DELTA NINER,KILL ALL nOObZ OVER"=OUR ORDERS HAD COME= I GOT OUT MY HUMMER AND RAN TO THE FIRST DOOR= BANG=========

A FAMILY OF TERRORISTS ARMED WIT SECRET TERRORIST WEAPONS

==NO TIME 2 THINK==

SQUEEEEZE THE TRIGGER ON MY M4=100 ROUNDS OF 7.62 LATER NO MORE TERRORIST nOObZ==FTW==I LIGHT A CIGARETTE==

I FEEL MY BALANCE SHIFT AS SOMEONE RAMS MY LEGS WIT HIS SHOULDERS==

I SLAM DOWN HARD ON THE WOODEN FLOOR=

LOOKING UP I SEE ONE OF SADDAM'S ELITE REPUBLICAN TERRORIST GUARDS=I THOUGHT WE NUKED THESE BOZOS ALREADY==

HE GOES 4 MY THROAT WIT HIS MANLY WEAPON=

HIS BALLS AND C0CK EXPLODE INTO MY FACE=

THEN HE FALLS INTO A HEAP ON THE FLOOR==

=I DRAG HIS A$$ OUTSIDE=SHATTER HIS SKULL ON THE SIDEWALK=LOOL=FTW

DIE U LOSER n00b SCUM=