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The news, man... it's... it's all crazy and stuff.

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Date: February 13, 2007

Category: The Whatever Thing

Appearing: Morgan, Graham

Whatever clip:

Haiku: Pete (posts as dark_realm on the forums)

Synopsis

Graham hasn't checked the news in a while so he asks Morgan what's been going on. Talk of a woman that keeps her dead baby's picture on her desk, prairie oysters, shampoo with questionable content, people in South Dakota living in sin, proactive sex education, Jennifer Aniston's rack, and how rape isn't funny (neither is DL Hughley). Some small mention of Anna Nicole Smith's death, also...

All strung together in a series of segues. (Graham spelled it as the transportation module.)

Haiku

"Bytes over the net

flying quickly as I wait.

long pause...

The net is too slow."

Trivia

• Morgan is wearing his makeup from Ways to Abuse Shaolin, which was released a few days after this video. They refused to explain why he was dressed that way on the forums until after the release of the latter video.
• The infamous wall scuff mark has been strategically covered by a calendar. The calendar is also on January, the previous month.

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