Penalty Calls

Don't let conflict over weasel classification get in the way of your assault charges.

Vital Statistics

Date: June 22, 2011

Appearing: Graham Stark, Alex Steacy, Matt Wiggins

Editing: Graham Stark

Synopsis

• News Word of the Week: Noose
• A man with a weasel breaks into an apartment, punches someone in the nose, and flees.
• Pet cemeteries in New York are no longer allowed to bury pet owners next to their pets.
• The highest court of the EU reprimands France for not caring for its nation's hamsters.
• Fly fishermen run out of lures at the hands of hairstylists with feathers.
• TripAdvisor lists the National Hollerin' Festival in its top 10 things to do this summer.
• Bonus! A boat named the Titanic 2 takes on water and sinks in the harbor.

Trivia

Hatistics

Shots with Hats: 34.04%.

Shots with Wigs: 0.00%.

Shots with Prescription Eyewear: 55.32%.

Shots with Other Eyewear: 4.26%.

Shots with Hatless: 40.43%.

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