Last Minute

The dangers of last minute shopping in its many forms.

Vital Statistics

Date: December 17, 2004

Category: Shorts

Appearing: Graham, Paul, James, and Ashley Allman

Writing: Paul and Graham

Thanks to: That Mohawk station

Synopsis

It's Christmas Eve, and Graham's forgotten to do his gift shopping. While he runs off to the gas station, Paul does his shopping online - but both have some unexpected problems. The only place open is a Gas Station, so Graham buys people oil, whilst Paul seems unable to create a password for his account that the website will accept.

Quotes

Graham: Why the hell are you so confident, you haven't started any of your shoppong either.

Paul: Yeah, I'm gonna be shopping online - speed of light, my friend.

Graham: Oh. Okay. I tried shopping online once, and I ended up accidentally ordering a ton of soiled panties from Japan.

Paul: Eurgh. That's kinda gross, but I don't see why that would put you off online shopping altogether.

Graham: No, no, I mean like an actual tonne. Like two-thousand pounds. Yeah, it took me like three months to use them all. [Pause, Graham looks at his watch] Son of a bitch. What the hell's gonna be open this late?

Paul: Gas Station?

Graham: Gas Station! I hope Mom likes motor oil.

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Graham: Okay, I think I got everyone. That was no easy task, let me tell you. I had no idea the gas station gift-wrapped. Isn't that awesome? So, how did you do?

Paul: Oh, uh, pretty good, pretty good.

[Knock at door, Graham answers it]

Delivery Girl: Hi, I've got a one-tonne shipment of soiled panties, sign here please.

Paul: Tell her I'm not here.

Trivia

• Soiled panties actually can be purchased in Japan.

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