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Graham & Paul Let's Play

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• Graham: "I can tell you about Sanctuary. Dude, they have twins, *twins*, working there, though the DJ doesn't know what she's doing. She's a real bitch."

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• Graham begins level in a dead-end alley, facing out

Graham: "Where did I come in from?"

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• Paul (making fun of the takedown animation): "By the rules of this game I'm playing, I have to die now."

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• Graham: "Okay men, we're going up against dangerous vampires that have killed dozens of people, but the budget's a bit tight, so only half of you get armour."

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• Paul: "I don't see how that's a special power. It's just teleporting and punching a guy."

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• Paul: "These guys need a radio. Seriously. This is not the sort of information you should be sending over email."

Paul (imitating soldier): "Hey, did you get that message about me advancing? GMail's been acting weird lately."

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• Paul: "What was your plan?"

Graham: "I was going to punch him, but he wasn't close enough."

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Graham: "Oh, food! No, wait, he's got armour."

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Beej's Backlog

Prince of Persia: Warrior Within

• Beej: "Oh, right. The nineties."

Prince of Persia: Warrior Within

IDDQDERP

Metro: Last Light

• Alex aiming a sniper rifle at a bad guy's head

Alex: "what do you think his hopes and dreams look like?"

Cam: "let's look."

Boom, headshot.

Metro: Last Light

Prayer Warriors: All Out for God

• Graham: "You got the Belt of Truth!"

Cam: "What about the socks of righteousness?"

Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God

• Graham: "So this really looks like Quake, right? But like BAD Quake?"

Alex: "This...this looks like Quake by way of Doom or Wolfenstein."

Cam: "Yeah, this looks like not Quake; like...Heretic?"

Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God

• Alex: "Are those blood drops on his pool cue!?"

Graham cracks up

Alex: "What are we even looking at?"

Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God

• Cam: "It's just as good as any game a heathen would play."

Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God

• Alex: "This is like "The Room" of video games."

Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God

• Graham: "Pick up the scroll; it'll explain everything."

Alex: "Will it? I suspect it will explain nothing."

Alex picks up the scroll

Alex(laughing): "Who takes drugs out of a test tube?"

Cam: "Especially if they're carrying a MAC10?"

Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God

• Cam: "This is like the game Insane Clown Posse would make."

Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God

Alex repeats the start of the game for the third time

Alex: "I am OFFENDED that I'm getting better at this game."

Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God

• Graham: "Wh... Why is there a sub-ocean?!"

Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God

• Alex: "I just do not know whether to shit or go blind."

Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God

• Graham: "Can you get the door?"

Alex: "Is that a door? Is anything real? Am I real?"

Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God

• Alex: "OK, let's try and break the brown cube that materialized over the lava gate."

Graham: "You say that like it's going to be so hard."

Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God

• STAND AGAINST THE DEVIL! (stage music)

Alex: WE TRIED STANDING AGAINST THE DEVIL, IT DIDN'T WORK!

Inflict a Game on Alex - Prayer Warriors: All Out for God

Killing Floor

• Alex: "You can't just scream like that for no reason!"

Killing Floor

• Alex: "Really? KFC chips are salty? In other news, the sky is blue"

Killing Floor

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl

• Alex (to the tune of Danger Zone): "Ride into the YOLO Zone."

Cam: "I hate you so much."

Alex: "I'm sorry."

Cam: "I don't think that's true."

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl

• Cam: "What was on the other side of that door?"

Alex: "What do you mean 'was'"

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl

• Alex looting a bad guy after taking him down with a lot of ammo used

Alex: "This guy does not have the bullets I need."

Cam: "Well, he has one of them, at least."

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl

• Alex finishes clearing out a bandit encampment

Cam: "How many Russians have you murdered today?"

Alex: "None! They're all Ukrainian."

Cam: Oh. Well, that's all right then."

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl

• Graham (off-camera): "Can you get straight-up murdered a little quietly?"

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl

• Alex just straight up drinks two CASES of vodka. POV goes full QWOP

Alex: "Boy, are we ever drunk."

Cam: "It's like I'm at PAX again."

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl

• Alex respawns for around the fifth time in the same section

Alex: "Get fucked!"

Alex tosses a grenade into the next room

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl

• Alex dies for around the sixth time in the same section

Alex: "That was the game's way of punishing us for abandoning 'stoppin' pohaw'"

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl

• Beej: "Chat's giving you shit for passing the P90."

Alex: "Shut up. You're not better than me."

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl

• Alex: "Was that a Beyond Thunderdome reference?!"

Beej: "Yep."

Alex: "I don't know if I'm more offended that you made that reference or that I got it."

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl

• Beej: "You know what a catheter is?"

Alex: "Beej, this is my stream. I don't want to hear about your stream."

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl

• Beej: "You have no idea how happy you can be to be able to pee again."

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl

The Book of Passwords

Metal Gear 2

• Graham: "Capture card? Capture card!"

Metal Gear 2

• Jer: "The cheetah has lost to a snake?"

Graham: "well, if the cheetah runs into a mine..."

Metal Gear 2

• Graham: "When you get to Big Boss, can you ask him why he has random children just littering his facility?"

Jer: "There was talk of war orphans at some point..."

Graham: "It's pronounced 'Warphans'."

Metal Gear 2

Kathleen Saves the World

Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne

• Kathleen: "EFF! EFF! EFF!"

Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne

• Kathleen: "Get fucked Dante! [...] What a shitbag."

Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne

A Swiftly Tilting Cameron

XCOM: Enemy Within

• "Would you look at that mustache? That must be the most handsome man in XCOM."

XCOM: Enemy Within

• "Who wants to buy a bullet-ridden corpse? Come on - we took out the important bits and replaced them with holes!"

XCOM: Enemy Within

• "Pardonfuck?"

XCOM: Enemy Within

• "Here, I've got something I need you to hold for me; it's called 'lots of bullets'."

XCOM: Enemy Within

• "♫Napalm sticks to little children; all the children of the world♫"

(to the tune of "Jesus Loves the Little Children")

XCOM: Enemy Within

• "I'm sure the inquiry will say he was killed by Martians."

After accidentally killing a civilian

XCOM: Enemy Within

• "That was a reasonably good turn."

As he's saying this, a Chrysalid he thought was dead bursts through the door

"Hi!"

Chrysalid chows down on Bill DaCat

"Awww... You were important."

XCOM: Enemy Within

• "We died as we lived; making the wrong choice"

XCOM: Enemy Within

• Put on your damn helmet, rookie!

XCOM: Enemy Within

• "Even though it's in Edmonton"

XCOM: Enemy Within

• "♫I don't want to set your van on fire... I just want start a flame in your *PSHEW!*♫"

(to the tune of "I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire")

XCOM: Enemy Within

• "You: Please replace that man's internal organs with holes." fires "Thank you."

XCOM: Enemy Within

• "The Moonbase is mine now."

XCOM: Enemy Within

• "I hate you all and wish you were dead. Luckily, I'll get my wish."

XCOM: Enemy Within

• "I will eat this pie and deal with the consequences. I need pie right now."

After stealing pie from the Moonbase fridge during a particularly bad stream of XCOM: Enemy Within

• "I have seriously chewed through every woman who watches this show."

XCOM: Enemy Within

• "Please report to Doctor Vahlen to have your legs aputated."

XCOM: Enemy Within

House of Stark

Resident Evil 6

• "You just straight up killed the president, you DINK!"

Resident Evil 6

• "Friend baloon! Nooo!"

Resident Evil 6

• "Because god forbid I move A CHAIR."

Resident Evil 6

• "Who keeps giving you a shotgun?"

Resident Evil 6

• Graham shooting Rasklapanjes in a toilet

"Alright, I am never going to the toilet in China, ever again."

Resident Evil 6

• "If a person gets hit by a bus, the bus is winning."

Resident Evil 6

• "It's a good thing we're on the express; you don't find this much ammo on the local."

Resident Evil 6