Condoms, Roaches and Fire

The roaches may be coming for us or they just really hate New Jersey.

Vital Statistics

"Sentient cockroaches. They could be... in the walls. Right now."

Date: April 22, 2013

Appearing: Graham Stark, Cameron Lauder, Maya Kramer

Editing: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

• News Word of the Week: Malheureux
• McDonald's is being sued by a Chicago woman who says that her son ate a used condom that he found in the play area of a McDonald's.
• 15 minutes into a Greyhound bus ride out of Atlantic City, an army of cockroaches swarmed out of the bus into the passenger compartment, forcing the bus to pull over and evacuate.
• A civilian contractor who has been hired to paint US nuclear submarines set a fire (twice) in order to get off work early. The first fire caused four hundred million dollars in damage.

Trivia

• "Nous somme Malheureux" means "we are unhappy" in French.

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