Nobody Likes Aquaman

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Date: August 6, 2014

Appearing: Graham Stark, Serge Yager and Brendan "Beej" Dery

Editing: Graham Stark

Synopsis

• A Philadelphia archaeology museum discovered recently rediscovered skeletal remains that were donated to them 85 years ago. They also discovered that the remains are 6,500 years old.

• A woman snuck into the Berlin Zoo to have a bit of a swim with the seals.

• A Maryland man has plead guilty to wearing a wig and padded bra to assist him in fleecing the passengers of his taxi out of $200,000. How?
  • He targeted drunk people and stole their ATM and pin codes.

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