The Ghost of Sexual Relations Past

It's time to read some smut, grab a beer, and slap on a penguin suit. Let's do this!

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"They all have VD...."

Date: August 27, 2014

Appearing: Kathleen De Vere, Graham Stark and Tally Heilke

Editing: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

• Have you ever just been so absorbed in a good book that you don't notice the hours going by? That happened to one shopper in Manchester after he was so busy reading science fiction novels he didn't realize he'd been locked in the shop after the owner forgot he was there.

• A German court has upheld a landlady's right to evict a tenant for using what? Guessing!
  • An extremely old and squeaky sex swing

• Dateline: Durham, England. The police are mystified after a brazen broad daylight robbery where a man stole 10 cans of beer dressed in a penguin onesie.

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