Qwerpline Ep06 - Founding Father
Derek has an exclusive interview with the founder of Therpston Country, Richter has traffic, and it's sideball season!
Vital Statisics
Date released: November 11, 2015
Appearing: Graham Stark, Alex Steacy, Kathleen De Vere, Brendan "Beej" Dery and Ian Horner
Editing and Graphics: Graham Stark
Illustrations: Devin "Featherweight" Harrigan
Music: Bradley Rains (www.bradleyrains.com)
Runtime: 13:43
Nsburg Slogan
- "If you lived here... you'd live here!"
News
- The nsburg marathon is this weekend and will be closing some roads.
- The steeplechase is returning to the marathon despite a voluntary court mandate.
- nsburg search-and-rescue is in it's fourth day searching for eight missing people in the Bumper Crop farms corn maze. Thirteen search-and-rescue volunteers have also since gone missing.
Traffic
Richter Hammockslam, meant to be helping the search-and-rescue efforts over Bumper Crop farms, has self-imposed a No Fly Zone over the corn maze and actually reports the traffic which is flowing smoothly. Girl Scouts helping an old lady cross the street is causing a backup on Fourth.
Sports
Derek live on location
Derek interviews Richard Therpston: Therpston county aldersm'n and founder of Therpston county. While running to meet up with Richard Therpston, Derek chokes on some toast and somehow manages to score a date.
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Sponsors
- Granny Marge's Man-Free Barges
"Take a relaxing cruise down the Shaunessy river on our luxury barges without any pesky men around. Recharge on the barge!"
Trivia
- The Town Hall (where you play pool and/or pay your taxes) has a new holiday drink, the Hot Tautology. Which is a jigger of warm scotch and another jigger of warm scotch.
- The Girl Scouts are technically mercenaries.
- Richter Hammockslam has no wife nor children.
- There is a city-imposed No Fly Zone over the Jewelsburg motor oval.
- Farmer Bumper does not accept cash for entry into the corn maze.
- Richard Therpston was meant to be the Grand Marshal of the nsburg marathon.
- The nsburg marathon starts with the firing of the ceremonial blunderbuss.
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