Monopoly on Weird

You think news can't get stranger. Then it does.

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Date: February 27, 2007

Category: The Whatever Thing

Appearing: Morgan, Graham, Alex, Gibb

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Haiku: CyberTractor

Synopsis

The United States Postal Service are painting their post boxes like R2 D2. US law enforcement are still unable to stop Cubans from landing on US soil. But they have a plan. The Japanese are releasing Bukkake brand milk. Men who have sex with cars. Using dead roommates to extort money for more drugs. The mathematics of corporal punishment in Malaysia. Bono's inability to raise money for Aids research.

Haiku

A clown rapes a mime.

The mime cannot speak a word.

Silently, he screams.

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