Qwerpline Ep14 - High & Dry
Derek is out at Bumper Crop Farms, a special guest visits the studio, and Richter is... doing fine.
Vital Statisics
Date released: April 27, 2016
Appearing: Graham Stark, Alex Steacy, Kathleen De Vere, Brendan "Beej" Dery and Ian Horner
Editing and Graphics: Graham Stark
Illustrations: Devin "Featherweight" Harrigan
Music: Bradley Rains (www.bradleyrains.com)
Runtime: 13:43
Nsburg Slogan
"Rolling hills and folding valleys!'"
Synopsis
It's time for the Big Pig F--k-Off, we get an update on Richter's condition, and Granton Bumper has found religion.
The News
It's time once again for the Big Pig F--k-Off, an event that is... exactly what it sounds like. Everyone is excited about it every year, until they are reminded about what precisely it is.
- Slogan: "Come on down to the Big Pig F--k-Off: a pit full of muck, full of f--k."
It is also time for the annual Flower Count and Drinkoff - an event where the goal is to count as many flowers as possible before becoming too wasted to continue.
- Sponsored by For Goodness Sake
Traffic
Richter has been in the gondola of the QWRP Parade Blimp for more than a week ever since it crashed into the QWRP repeater antenna on the outskirts of Lesser Miami. He has successfully dissuaded both the Nsburg Volunteer and For-Profit Fire Departments from their rescue attempts by pelting them with the blimp's ballast water and his own urine.
Special Guest
The Woman from the Old Country visits the studio as a representative of Nsburg's sister city in the Old Country. While the location of the Old Country is still indeterminate, we are informed that its primary export is coal. She presents Aldersm'n Alex with one of her handicrafts - Ass Aspic, which, surprisingly, is quite tasty.
On Location
Derek visits Granton Bumper, of Bumper Crop Farms, now styling himself as Father Granton Bumper. After the disaster in the corn maze, Bumper has become a for-profit prophet, and constructed a 20-foot "Jesus Cristo" made of corn husks. Alex indicates that he's seen this movie before. The giant figure collapses into the Nsburg Rum Tunnels, prompting a brief appearance from Sandra Brentmore.
Sponsor
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Trivia
- Joy, Richter's borrowed child from Take Your Daughter to work day, is apparently still in contact with him.
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