QWRP FM

QWRP FM is a radio station in the fictional town of Nsburg. It hosts a variety of shows, including the Qwerpline morning show, Jimmy-Jam's Afternoon Jams & the Prank Patrol, and the financial/dating advice show Stocks & Blondes. The station manager is Joan and the station engineer is Gus. The station can also be picked up in Lesser Miami, but not Jewelsburg; the antenna does not reach that far.

QWRP owns a mobile broadcast van, a two-story antenna at the broadcast office, a biodiesel-powered fanboat, a blimp, and at least one repeater antenna on the outskirts of Nsburg. The mobile broadcast van is a 1986 GMC Vandura painted white, although if you look closely you can still see the wizard airbrushed on its side. It smells like ham for no discernible reason. In Episode 9 Derek knocked the broadcast antennas off the van trying to take it through the car wash, but by Episode 13 it had been repaired.

The station also owns a helicopter theoretically used for traffic reporting, known as the "traffic Qwopter," which only Richter Hammockslam appears to be qualified to fly.

In Episode 17 Derek deposited the deed to the QWRP FM broadcast office into Nsburg's annual property lottery.