TTC 205 - Rivals of Ixalan Nicknames
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The highly anticipated nickname episode is upon us. Find out what all your favourite Ixalan cards should now be called.
Vital Statistics
Date: February 2, 2018
Appearing: Graham Stark, Cameron Lauder, Kathleen De Vere, Brendan Dery
Runtime: 01:02:00
Broadcasting live from: the Archway to Orazca... the Arch... the Gate of Orazca... the Ar... the Land from Orazca.
Nicknames list
| Card Name | Nickname | Alternative Nicknames |
|---|---|---|
| Baffling End | The Silkwrap Snek | The Oh-No-Ring |
| Bishop of Binding | Rope Pope | Shibari Shepherd |
| Blazing Hope | Life Sentence | Math to Exile |
| Cleansing Ray | The Disinfectant of Sunlight | Ray (Ray's the janitor, he's gonna clean that up) |
| Divine Verdict | Guilty! | Innocent! |
| Everdawn Champion | Krankor | - |
| Exultant Skymarcher | "I'm glad that I'm flying!" | - |
| Famished Paladin | Hungry Hungry Hero | - |
| Forerunner of the Legion | Vampiric Tutor | - |
| Imperial Ceratops | The angry med-kit | - |
| Legion Conquistador | Vampire Squad Hawk | Squadron Vamp |
| Luminous Bonds | Light Bondage | - |
| Majestic Heliopterus | A majestic heliopterus, beautiful plumage | - |
| Martyr of Dusk | Doomed Soldier | Don't talk to me or my token ever again |
| Moment of Triumph | Sshinnnng! | - |
| Paladin of Atonement | Life from the Loan | - |
| Pride of Conquerors | Conqueror's bad fight day | Pump the mass |
| Radiant Destiny | Preach to the choir | Radiant anthem |
| Raptor Companion | Dino-friend | - |
| Sanguine Glorifier | Just top up | - |
| Skymarcher Aspirant | Pretty fly for a white guy | - |
| Slaughter the Strong | The bigger they are | Huatli's choice |
| Snubhorn Sentry | Bix | - |
| Sphinx's Decree | *Points sternly at the 'No Running' sign* | - |
| Squire's Devotion | Mini-mark | Slightly Valor |
| Sun Sentinel | Fidget Bear | - |
| Sun-Crested Pterodon | Skybax | - |
| Temple Altisaur | House break | - |
| Trapjaw Tyrant | Bag-a-saurus Rex | Get in the maw |
| Zetalpa, Primal Dawn | Zetalpa, Primal Wall | - |
| Admiral's Order | Prepare to be bored | Counter-attack |
| Aquatic Incursion | Sneaking Mission | - |
| Crafty Cutpurse | Wealth Distribution | Robin Hood |
| Crashing Tide | The repulsive sea | Repulsive fish; Rreeepuuulssee |
| Curious Obsession | Curiouser and curiouser | - |
| Deadeye Rig-Hauler | Woman-o-war | - |
| Expel from Orazca | *blublublublublub* | - |
| Flood of Recollection | When you remember something really embarassing you did like ten years ago | Blue blue blue, Draw three cards (Highlander Community Nickname) |
| Hornswoggle | Swornhoggle | Essence platter |
| Induced Amnesia | The ACME anvil | Memory jarred |
| Kitesail Corsair | Jumpy Jim | - |
| Kumena's Awakening | Howling Only Mine | - |
| Mist-Cloaked Herald | Fog fish | - |
| Negate | Nope | - |
| Nezahal, Primal Tide | Nezzie | - |
| Release to the Wind | Micro-nap | Crop dusting |
| River Darter | Swish fish | - |
| Riverwise Augur | Brinestorm | - |
| Sailor of Means | Sailor of Memes | - |
| Sea Legs | Catch these legs! | - |
| Seafloor Oracle | Seafloracle | Edricarp |
| Secrets of the Golden City | Legends of the Hidden Temple | - |
| Silvergill Adept | Silvergill and Associate | - |
| Siren Reaver | Air Raid Siren | - |
| Slippery Scoundrel | Slippers | - |
| Soul of the Rapids | It's raining sideways! | - |
| Spire Winder | Wire Spinder | - |
| Sworn Guardian | Maritime Guy | - |
| Timestream Navigator | A very long time walk | Magus of the Walk |
| Warkite Marauder | Orazca Flugtag | - |
| Waterknot | Knotstrophobia | Hydrophobia; Thalassophobia; Knot Today |
| Arterial Flow | Mind Clot | - |
| Canal Monitor | Bad Lizard | - |
| Champion of Dusk | Goldar | - |
| Dark Inquiry | Thoughtwheeze | Show me your secrets |
| Dead Man's Chest | Long John | - |
| Dinosaur Hunter | Turok | - |
| Dire Fleet Poisoner | Snake Launcher | - |
| Dusk Charger | Dark Horse | - |
| Dusk Legion Zealot | Vampire Visionary | - |
| Fathom Fleet Boarder | Why are you boarding yourself? | Man, this cutlass tastes great! |
| Forerunner of the Coalition | Landing Party | First! |
| Golden Demise | Midas' Glare | - |
| Grasping Scoundrel | Captain Pike | - |
| Gruesome Fate | The Go-wide payoff | Gangbang |
| Impale | Stabbist | You're pale |
| Mastermind's Acquisition | The Wishy Washy Wish | - |
| Mausoleum Harpy | Burial Birb | - |
| Moment of Craving | Have a Snickers | - |
| Oathsworn Vampire | Oh, hey, they fixed Bloodghast! | Vloodghast |
| Pitiless Plunderer | A purse is a terrible thing to waste | - |
| Ravenous Chupacabra | Mythic Uncommon | Ugly Assassin Loses Job to Ugly Dog Filmed at 11 |
| Reaver Ambush | The Fish-Slapping Dance | - |
| Recover | Disendraw | - |
| Sadistic Skymarcher | Sad Skies | - |
| Tetzimoc, Primal Death | Knock, Knock, You've Been Tetzimoc'd | Moc Moc |
| Tomb Robber | Tomb Robert | Larry Croft |
| Twilight Prophet | Twila, from accounting | - |
| Vampire Revenant | Carrion Remnant | - |
| Vona's Hunger | Half of you gotta go. | - |
| Voracious Vampire | Dino-drinker | High on dinosaur blood |
| Blood Sun | Blood Hole Sun | The can-rip cantrip |
| Bombard | Cannonball! | - |
| Brass's Bounty | There's gold in them darn hills! | - |
| Brazen Freebooter | Treasure Giant | Giant Hill Treasure (not a giant treasure on a hill, but a hill giant with treasure). You need to say the whole thing every time. |
| Buccaneer's Bravado | Pirates have twice the fun! | - |
| Charging Tuskodon | Tramplosaur | Dino of Rath |
| Daring Buccaneer | Needs an audience | - |
| Dire Fleet Daredevil | Slapcaster Mage | - |
| Etali, Primal Storm | The storm count is at: giant dinosaur | - |
| Fanatical Firebrand | Grog Fanatic | - |
| Forerunner of the Empire | The ping ping dinosaur king | Life finds a play |
| Form of the Dinosaur | You wouldn't like me when I'm angry | - |
| Frilled Deathspitter | Spittosaur | - |
| Goblin Trailblazer | The piker menace | - |
| Mutiny | Get the little guy! | - |
| Needletooth Raptor | Flametongue Raptor | Opponent-has-disconnected Raptor |
| Orazca Raptor | Highland Dino | - |
| Pirate's Pillage | Ascenting Voice | Look down, look back up, your cards are now diamonds! |
| Reckelss Rage | ARRH to charboard | - |
| Rekindling Phoenix | Peek-a-bird | - |
| See Red | Put me in, boss! | - |
| Shake the Foundation | Dinoclasm | - |
| Shatter | Scuttle | A Part of Our Heritage |
| Silverclad Ferocidons | Sac-a-saur | - |
| Stampeding Horncrest | Swift-a-saur | - |
| Storm Fleet Swashbuckler | Double bear | - |
| Sun-Collared Raptor | Sink-a-saur | That's a weird name for a frog! |
| Swaggering Corsair | Swaggering Coarse-Bear | - |
| Tilonalli's Crown | Just give it a poke! | If your horns glow for more than four hours... |
| Tilonalli's Summoner | Fire-Elemental Breather | - |
| Agressive Urge | Bob the Angry Flower | - |
| Cacophodon | Cocodon | Ca-caw! |
| Cherished Hatchling | Little Foot | - |
| Colossal Dreadmaw | Meat-a-saurus Rex | Maw! |
| Crested Herdcaller | Regisaur Beta | - |
| Deeproot Elite | Kitchen Remodeler ('cause he's putting new counters all over the place) | - |
| Enter the Unknown | Explore Explore | - |
| Forerunner of the Herald | Herald in Front | Herald Herald |
| Ghalta, Primal Hunger | Shin Godzilla | - |
| Giltgrove Stalker | Level 3 Rogue | - |
| Hardy Veteran | Occasional Phalanx | - |
| Hunt the Weak | Dental Plan | - |
| Jade Bearer | Jade Bear | - |
| Jadecraft Artisan | Quartzcraft | - |
| Jadelight Ranger | Two explores | - |
| Jungleborn Pioneer | This merfolk brings all the boy to the yard | - |
| Knight of the Stampede | Abs! | - |
| Naturalize | Androcles and the Dinosaur | - |
| Orazca Frillback | Dimetradon | - |
| Overgrown Armasaur | Walking Forest | - |
| Path of Discovery | Search party | - |
| Plummet | Plummet (french pronunciation) | It's raining men... |
| Polyraptor | Raplicate | - |
| Strength of the Pack | Jack the Pack | - |
| Swift Warden | Flash Warden | - |
| Tendershoot Dryad | Ascension on a stick | - |
| Thrashing Brontodon | Wickerbow Dino | Natur-a-saur |
| Thunderheard Migration | Thundergrowth | - |
| Wayward Swordtooth | Babe, Big in the City | - |
| World Shaper | Crucibles of World | - |
| Angrath, the Flame-Chained | Mad Dad | - |
| Atzocan Seer | The fixer | - |
| Azor, the Lawbringer | Quite a revelation | - |
| Deadeye Brawler | He protec, he attac, but most importantly, he extrac | Magpie Brawler |
| Dire Fleet Neckbreaker | Dire Fleet Cheerleader | - |
| Elenda, the Dusk Rose | She's full of tinier men! | - |
| Hadana's Climb | *Rocky's Theme* | - |
| Winged Temple of Orazca | The Aggro Crag | Kessig Wolf Jump |
| Huatli, Radiant Champion | The people's champ | - |
| Journey to Eternity | Journey to now here | - |
| Atzal, Cave of Eternity | The fountain of youth | - |
| Jungle Creeper | Swamp Thing | - |
| Kumena, Tyrant of Orazca | He's Kumena get'cha! | - |
| Legion Lieutenant | Legion Leftenant | - |
| Merfolk Mistbinder | Misty B | - |
| Path of Mettle | Hurt. Agony. Pain. Love it. | Path of METAL! |
| Metzali, Tower of Triumph | The Rock Beach stairs | - |
| Profane Procession | and Profane Accessories | - |
| Tomb of the Dusk Rose | Rising Damp | Elenda's Musty Basement |
| Protean Raider | Protein Raider | - |
| Raging Regisaur | The Enragisaur | Ragin' Reggie |
| Relentless Raptor | Eagersaur | - |
| Resplendent Griffin | Norwegian Blue | - |
| Siegehorn Ceratops | Fungusaur | - |
| Storm Fleet Sprinter | Sammy Swift Slippery Sprinter | - |
| Storm the Vault | Ocean's Five | - |
| Vault of Catlacan | The Tolarian Heist | - |
| Zacama, Primal Calamity | King Ghidorah! | - |
| Awakened Amalgam | Domain-o-tron | - |
| Azor's Gateway | Looting for Treasure | Gateway to Control |
| Sanctum of the Sun | "Add HOW MUCH mana? Fuck off!" | - |
| Captain's Hook | HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! HOOK! | - |
| Gleaming Barrier | Anyway, here's Plunder Wall | - |
| Golden Guardian | Ductile Defender | - |
| Gold-Forge Garrison | The Chocolate Factory | - |
| The Immortal Sun | Praise the Sun | - |
| Orazca Relic | The Crystal Skull | - |
| Silent Gravestone | I hope it's silent! | Grafdigger's Relic of Tormod's Crypt |
| Strider Harness | Exoskeleton | - |
| Traveler's Amulet | The Tramulet | - |
| Arch of Orazca | Are'cha glad you get to draw a card? | - |
| Forest | Trees | Jungle Place |
| Mountain | Volcano Times | Valakut Trigger |
| Plains | Flat | Let's grow some corn! |
| Island | Damp Rock | There be merfolk!; Gushy Gush |
| Swamp | Smelly Damp Rock | - |
