Old & Insane

When Morgan turns 50, we're charging admission.

Vital Statistics

Date: November 13, 2006

Category: The Whatever Thing

Appearing: Morgan, Graham, Jer

Writing: Morgan, Graham

Editing: Morgan

Haiku: Dana

Whatever Clip: Jer

Synopsis

Morgan discusses getting old, slow people, AIDS, FF12, DotA (sweet, sweet DotA!), Graham's chocolate and other candy, bat-shit loco, lethal mushrooms, Alexa Rating > 100,000, apples, and stinky burps!

Haiku

"Drunk guy flirts badly.

Calls his girl "unwilling bag".

Wham! Punched in face!"

Trivia

• Graham's reaction to Morgan's horrific flatus goes on for a full 1 minute 40 seconds.
• The last line of the haiku only has four syllables.

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