Bill Watt
A 6' 10" vertically-enhanced circus freak.
Has the ability to eat disgusting foods or combination of foods with ease. He also believes that "[not] throwing up is just a matter of mind over matter. Just learn that it's not disgusting."
Also known as "Tall Paul", "Big Paul", "Quiet Paul", and any variation upon "(adjective) Paul"
Bill dislikes his real first name so he uses his middle name, William, instead.
Bill was fighting ninjas for most of the second half of 2007. As of July 15th, 2008, he has returned, following a mission to kill Jer as part of his anti-ninja employment.
Bill is a worse driver than Kate, because at least Kate didn't crash the Desert Bus. As of Desert Bus '08, every driver has crashed the Desert Bus. During both Desert Bus events, Bill revealed his true name to be Charles Kevin William Watt VII.
