A Dildo Full of Ashes

This week we learn all about death, and how your loved ones will probably be disrespecting your remains.

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I love you so much, and we are so wealthy, that I will hire someone to twerk on your grave.

Date: April 28, 2015

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Cameron Lauder, Ian Horner

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

• Losing a loved one can be a difficult and traumatic experience. It can also be hard, thanks to a new product from designer Mark Sturkenboom - an urn shaped like a dildo for your loved one's ashes.
• A California man's burglary plans went awry when instead of getting inside and doing a crime he decided he'd rather just eat a big plate of tater tots and fall asleep on the couch.
• In China, authorities are cracking down on people who hire exotic dancers to show up at funerals to flaunt their family's wealth.

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