French Fry Attack!

There are serious consequences for thrown french fries.

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"Might as well just be Tyrannosaurus Dave."

Date: June 27, 2012

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Paul Saunders, James Turner

Edited by: Graham Stark

Synopsis

• News Word of the Week: Dudes
• An 11-year-old Utah girl has been sentenced to 30 days of detention for cutting off several inches of her 3-year-old friend's hair.
• Basketball star Anthony Davis has filed a trademark for his unibrow.
• A 26-year-old Massachusetts man threw an order of French fries at his daughter and faces felony assault charges.
• What's being smuggled today?
  • It's usually something with replites (sic).
  • The US recently seized a Tyrannosaurus skeleton that Mongolia officials say could have only made it by being smuggled there.

Trivia

• James comments McDonald's fries are only good for five seconds. James used to work at a McDonald's.
• On the "What's being smuggled today?" card, "reptiles" is misspelled.

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