Kleptomancer

This week on Feed Dump, a man wants a ride, a woman needs a lift, and someone needs help.

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"Don't be an mermaid kids"

Date: June 16, 2017

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Serge Yager, Brendan "Beej" Dery

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

• A 28 year old Florida man was arrested after he called 911 for a ride to Hooters.
• Firefighters in Maine conducted a daring rescue last week to save a woman who was stranded on a rock in the middle of a rushing river after her raft had become punctured.
  • After she was finally safely back to shore, she was immediately arrested on an outstanding warrant.
• A Wyoming college student told p[olice she was working on a term paper on kleptomania after she was caught shoplifting 3 flat screen TVs from Walmart.