Krogslist Transcript
Transcript for Krogslist.
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{Scene opens with caveman Graham sitting on a rock, scraping stones together. Caveman Beej walks up to him}
Torg (Beej): Hello Krog. Me need pelt; old one have hole.
Krog (Graham): Oh, me sorry Torg, pelts all gone.
Torg: All pelts?
Krog: Yes. Krog trade them for food and stone with shiny speckles.
{Both admire the speckled stone}
Torg: But Krog always give pelts to rest of village. Why you trade them?
Krog: Hunting and skinning hard work. Krog decide need consideration for time.
Torg: How villagers know trade for pelts? Torg not know.
Krog: Torg need pay attention. Me invent Krogslist: Selection of pelts anyone can look at. Save Krog the work.
Torg: How rest of village supposed to read list?
Krog: Krog put list up on net.
{As Krog points to the net, the camera pans toward it}
Torg: AAH! You put stuff on Torg's fishing net!
Krog: Torg not use net.
Torg: Not matter! Is Torg's net, not Krog's net! Even though you say: Krogslist, is Krog's list on Torg's net!
Krog: Krog trade for use Torg's net. Here, have stone with shiny speckles; worth two pelts.
Torg: Why give stone? Why not give two pelts?
Krog: Krog entrepreneur.
Torg: What that mean?
Krog: Me don't know. Krog don't speak French.
Torg: Herc!
{Scene shows caveman Alex walking by with an animal leg}
Torg: Look, Krog ruin Torg's net with list. Net useless now.
Herc (Alex): Krog ruin net, but Krog also invent written word, thousands of years before Sumerians. That not nothing.
Krog: Yeah, Krog pretty proud of that one. Me even disrupt newspaper industry before it exist.
Torg: Torg not understand words: News, paper or industry.
Krog: Look, Krogslist already very popular. Villagers use it for own things, all fiber maxed out.
{Torg grabs one of the notes on the net}
Torg: {Reading} Want trade to you: pointed stick, hardly used, good for kill mammoth.
Krog: Mm-hmm. Look at that one.
Torg: {Reading} You: Pretty lady at fire pit. Me: Man carry bison skull. Glance each other ove fat-rendering pot. Look in eyes from horrible stench of bison or something more?
Krog: Krog think pretty cool. People meet better now.
Torg: What this one? {Reading} Open-minded 18 year old girls wanted for artistic film project.
Krog: Yeah, Krog not understand that one either.
{Krog joins Torg at the net and hands him a note}
Krog: Look Torg. This one good for you.
Torg: {Reading} Me trade pelts. Trade two pelts for shiny stone. Three pelts for mammoth heart, no early birds.
Krog: No one ever want Krog's birds.
Torg: Me still mad you use Torg's net! It principle of thing.
Krog: Torg never use net. Torg not hunt, only gather. Torg crap at hunt!
Torg: Well what you expect me do with net!
Krog: Try trade net on Krogslist.
Torg: But where Krogslist go if Torg trade net?
{Krog looks at net}
Krog: Look it not perfect system.
Stinger
Krog: Ooh, Krog have idea for use early birds.
Torg: What that?
Krog: Use bird's tweeting, tell people what Krog doing!
Torg: How? Bird no talk.
Krog: Watch.
{Krog throws bird at Herc. Herc is surprised as bird hits him}
Krog: {To Herc across the field} Krog having mammoth for first meal! Look at mammoth Krog eating!
