Lemon Flavored Goodness

This week, Feed Dump brings you Thunderdome, lemon incest and professional gluttony.

Vital Statistics

"Aaaaaaaah."

Date: July 6, 2011

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Kathleen De Vere, Alex Steacy

Edited by: Graham Stark

Synopsis

• News Word of the Week: Nukes
• The World Association of Camel Scientists fights Australian plans to cull dramaderies because their farts contribute to global warming.
• The Coney Island eating contest winner ate 62 hot dogs in 10 minutes.
• Alex Reacts: Flights at JFK International Airport were delayed when 150 turtles were crossing the runway.
• Dump Truck: Rockstar Recovery
• Russia decides to fire its fat police officers.
• A wayward baboon--Wait! Kathleen has news. Prince William and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, are in Canada.
  • Now no one gets to hear about the baboon.
• In Brussels, a thirteen-year-old boy and his mom made off with $800 worth of Smurf toys.

Trivia

Hatistics

Despite the presence of an Alex force, the Hatistics showed a decrease in hats. There was also a massive increase in the Prescription Eyewear department, dwarfing all other categories.

Shots with Hats: 10.64%.

Shots with Wigs: 0.00%.

Shots with Prescription Eyewear: 91.46%.

Shots with Other Eyewear: 4.26%.

Shots with Hatless: 27.66%.

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