Marsupial Squad Goals

Narcotic breast implants, marsupial malfeasance and the dopest of rhymes, all on this week's Feed Dump.

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Date: March 18, 2016

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Alex Steacy, Kate Stark

Edited by: Ian Horner

Synopsis

• A 24-year-old Colombian woman was arrested in Frankfort, Germany for attempting to smuggle a kilogram of cocaine in breast implants.
• The police in Charlton, Massachusetts are warning residents to be on the lookout for people challenging passers-by to "rap battles".
• The official opposition party in the government in Australia released a booklet criticizing the party in power for wasteful spending, including AU$400,000 on "koala- and other marsupial-related events"

Trivia

• Feed Dump previously reported on a woman smuggling cocaine in her breast implants in A Policeman in your Regina.
• The baby Kate held up (though not confirmed) COULD be Penelope Stark, Graham Stark and Kathleen De Vere's baby daughter.
• WWE superstar John Cena was known to rap in his early years with the company.

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