Qwerpline Ep01 - Pot Hole Mystery
The first episode of Qwerpline! The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.
Vital Statistics
Date: August 30, 2015
Category: Qwerpline
Appearing: Graham Stark, Alex Steacy, Kathleen De Vere, Brendan "Beej" Dery, Ian Horner
Edited by: Graham Stark
Graphics: Graham Stark
Illustrations: Featherweight
Music: Bradley Rains
Description: The first episode of Qwerpline! The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.
Runtime: 13:26
Slogan: "Home of the Tigers!"
- First introduced in 1965 when the tigers were unveiled at the Nsburg Municipal Zoo. The tigers were returned to their owner in 1997 but the slogan is still used to this day.
Sponsor: Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss Delicious candy floss made from all natural sphagnum moss! It's Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss: Try it with Sauce!
Weather
Seven days of sunshine and extreme humidity (except for Friday. Friday was cancelled).
It's the Arts
New movies opening this week at the Nsburg Megaplex:
- Paul Blart 2: Mall Guy
- Furious 7
- Avengers: Age of Voltron
- Get Hard
- Jackin' It (Local Film)
Let's Go to the Phones
Ball Hinkley, local East Sumpacres organic perfumer, describes his creations.
Ball's perfumes include:
- Vanilla Muskrat
- Cap Gun
- Wet Wool
- Dust Finger
- Mixed-up Ladder (?)
- The Creep (?)
- Ray Romano
Sponsors
- Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
Delicious candy floss made from all natural sphagnum moss! It's Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss: Try it with Sauce!
- Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
Sauna smoked pork; it melts on your fork.
- Raymond's Talc Barn
No Rash too Moist! Just off Highway 3 past the farm with the weird looking cow.
Trivia
- While generally refereed to as Episode 01 in Youtube and this wiki, the title card in the the pothole mystery http://www.youtube.com/ video (00:16s - 00:41s) is numbered as Ep00 in the video footage as well as in the https://archive.org/ Archives. However, according to an episode of LRRcast the "00" title belongs to the non-canonical Desert Bus for Hope proto-Qwerpline skit/challenge.
- Summer Intern Derek was in the Nsburg Scouts and earned his Pothole Badge by going down to Highway 3 and counting the wheels that flew off of cars.
- Celebrities are given keys to specially dedicated potholes in Nsburg.
- Earl's Bakery is right off of Highway 3 and has those doughnuts with the bacon on them.
- Nsburg is a C market for movies, albeit a high C.
- Nsburg is landlocked and has been since the 1870s.
- A-Train's High School GPA was below a C.
- A-Train spent four winters doing roadwork.
Dramatis Personae
- Announcer - Beej
- Big G-Money - Graham
- A-Train - Alex
- Sadie Casperson - Kathleen
- Derek - Beej
- Officer Steve - Ian
- Edith Slump - Kathleen
- Richter Hammockslam - Ian
- Ball Hinkley - Beej
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