Qwerpline Ep30 - Birthday Season
Local inventors Darren Von Spront and Raphael Crinklestouf have large, airborne plans, and Nsburg Birthday Season is rapidly approaching.
Vital Statistics
Date: September 8, 2019
Category: Qwerpline
Appearing: Graham Stark, Alex Steacy, Kathleen De Vere, Brendan "Beej" Dery, Ian Horner
Edited by: Kathleen De Vere, Coriander Dickinson
Graphics: Graham Stark
Illustrations: Featherweight
Music: Bradley Rains
Description: Local inventors Darren Von Spront and Raphael Crinklestouf have large, airborne plans, and Nsburg Birthday Season is rapidly approaching.
Runtime: 17:22
Slogan: OC don't steal
- Orange County got real mad about that one.
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News
- It's time once again for Therpston County allergy week.
- The Ladies Auxilary are holding a fundraising bake sale down.
- The Ramon's Talc Barn "History of Rhinitis" exhibit at the Civic Center featuring Auntie-Jenn, the friendly inflamed nasal hollow.
- The Nsburg Children's Theater Society is holding open auditions for their upcoming musical adaptation of Moose Murders.
Traffic
Richter needs help unpacking the dream he had last night, featuring G-money and A-train in his (dream logic existent) pool and a faceless Michael O'Leary.
Let's Go To The Phones
Local inventors Darren Von Spront and Raphael Crinklestouf have large, airborne plans for eclipses.
In the Studio
Lorna Schlitzwhistle is in the studio to help listeners pick presents for the Birthday Season, numerologically speaking.
After the Break
- The Raster Heights Octogenarians Social Association is holding a beginner's dance workshop this weekend.
- If anyone's seen Derek: get back to us. He was last seen heading to Bumper Farms Escape Field...
Trivia
- Alex is a "Nsburg aberration" as he was not born in Birthday Season.
